Unpretentious campus essay

Huang Heyuan bought flowers, but not a vase.

"Where to insert?"

Bai Yunjian asked?

No? It’s fine to wilt... plug it in, where...

Huang Heyuan thinks he is not? Huang, but the film and television works stored in his brain are too complicated. People are in No. [-] Middle School, and their brains are in Station P. All kinds of pictures are gushing out, and they are in a trance for a while, and the seven orifices produce smoke.

Seeing that he is so sad, is he sane? Qing, Bai Yunjian was afraid that he would cry, so he comforted him: "It's okay, it's just a temporary dehydration. After soaking in the water, it will harden."

"Put it in the water...it will harden..." Huang Heyuan looked at Bai Yunjian's face, isn't he stupid? Repeatedly.

Bai Yunjian: "...???"

Huang Heyuan realized himself? What did he say? He collapsed immediately, covered his ears and yelled: "You, don't talk dirty to me! I warn you, I'm a straight man! Flowers are also given to you, I'm going to ?time to eat!"

"...The Yellow River is far away, I don't mean that."

"I don't? Listen!"

After finishing speaking, Huang Heyuan ran away covering his face, his back looked like a young girl who had been molested and was distraught.

Bai Yunjian: "..." If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of accepting the yellow waste produced by the Yellow River.

Bai Yunjian remembered the hotel cucumber incident last time, and was speechless for a while.How could someone be so pure and yet so dirty.Even if you are dirty in your heart, you have to speak out and pass the dirty pot to others.Baiyunjian was fine at first, but when Huang Heyuan made such a fuss, the sunflower in his hand suddenly became weird.

Bai Yunjian returned to the dormitory with Sunflower in his arms, and checked it on his mobile phone.It is not difficult to save sunflowers from dehydration. First cut off most of the leaves, leaving only one or two pieces on each branch, then cut the end of the stem a few centimeters obliquely, and finally soak the part below the flower disc in water Soak for seven or eight hours and you can live.

Bai Yunjian soaked the sunflowers in his own red plastic laundry tub.

No? Know? Can? Live...

When the sunflowers are not in bloom, the leaves? and the part under the flower disc are fluffy, and Bai Yunjian couldn't help but stretch out his index finger to touch it.Then Huang Heyuan's words appeared in his mind like being poisoned, "Put it in the water...harden..."

Damn.Bai Yunjian withdrew his hand abruptly, blaming Huang Heyuan, his brain was dirty!

Bai Yunjian left Sunflower in the dormitory and hurried to the cafeteria for dinner.

After evening self-study, he came back from running, and the sunflower looked brand new!

The shriveled and dry leaves? The fluffy branches rose up, and the drooping flowers seemed to have enough energy to raise the flower plate.There are white fluffs on its branches, as if covered with a layer of frost, but the orange-yellow petals are stretched out, bright and dazzling, bright and moving, like a mass of flames burning on the frost.

Bai Yunjian didn't expect sunflowers to be so beautiful.

Does it smell good?Bai Yunjian was a little curious, and was about to lean over to smell it, when Gu Haiyu came in and patted him, "Huang Sang gave it to you?"

"En." Bai Yunjian straightened his back and nodded.

"No? Wrong." Gu Haiyu went to bed contentedly, "Oh, really not? Wrong."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

It seemed strange that he went to smell the flowers under the watchful eyes of everyone.After turning off the lights, Bai Yunjian lay on the bed as if nothing had happened, and woke up suddenly in the middle of the night.

Nothing to do when you wake up, how about? Look at the sunflowers?

According to the past, after Bai Yunjian got into bed, he wouldn't make any big noises, even turn over easily, and wouldn't get out of bed unless he went to the bathroom.This is a low-key habit he has developed over the years. He tries not to draw attention from others, and tries to be as transparent as possible even in the dormitory.

But he doesn't want to be a transparent person now.He wanted to get out of bed and play with sunflowers.

Bai Yunjian got up and got out of bed, covering the screen of the phone to see the growth of the sunflowers in the dim light.

The buds seem to have opened up a bit.There is something cute about curled up flowers.

The white clouds approached the petals, and the nostrils moved. It was a very pure fragrance of grass and trees, mixed with a little bit of sesame oil?

What he was most curious about was the light black flower disc in the middle. He stretched out his index finger and poked it, then put his index finger and middle finger together and rubbed lightly. The touch was firm and grainy, rough but easy to touch. , Can you still see it? There are a few crystal clear drops of water.

A picture was taken among the white clouds, the light was pitch black, only the blurred sunflowers were like kerosene lamps in a cloud of fog.Bai Yunjian wanted to send it to Huang Heyuan for a look, but he was afraid that what Huang Heyuan would say would pollute his brain, and he was even more afraid that Huang Heyuan would find him annoying and ignore him, so he thought about it and then forgot.After he finished plucking the sunflowers, he regained his inner peace and went to bed.

At the weekend, Bai Yunjian bought a transparent glass vase for the school and moved it for the sunflowers.

That day, the sky was extremely blue, and all the sunflowers were in bloom. Bai Yunjian put them on the balcony, changed various angles, and snapped a few photos.

He chose one of them and posted a circle of friends.This is the first circle of friends he has posted since he had a WeChat account.

There is a large piece of pure blue sky, and there are a few sunflowers in the lower left corner. Some petals are brightly illuminated by the sun, bright yellow and transparent, and the flower veins are clearly visible. Some do not shine on the sun, and the color is orange.Blue, bright yellow, orange, and dark green are spread out harmoniously on the screen of the mobile phone like paints, with layers of depth and light.

A few hours later, Baiyunjian's WeChat chattered, and a message from "My king will never be weaned" popped up.

"Nani, the one in your circle of friends is the sunflower I gave you?"

"Ah."

While typing, Bai Yunjian felt a strange emotion, similar to happiness, like the moment when he finally caught a fish after a long wait.

"You take such a beautiful picture, why no one likes you?!"

"...We have no mutual friends." Bai Yunjian said.

"No? Yes." Huang Heyuan posted a "Black Question?" emoticon package, "I have WeChat for most of the class, no? Maybe I don't have mutual friends. And Gu Haiyu, the crazy liker, will definitely give it to me." You ordered."

Bai Yunjian: "..." This is something he didn't expect, isn't it? It's just class 21, Huang Heyuan is also very popular in the whole grade, and many people have taken the initiative to add him on WeChat.His WeChat account is just one of them.

The joy of catching a fish just now subsided a little.

"Hey, don't you? Meet a classmate? Didn't you join???" Huang Heyuan asked.

Don't Baiyunjian? Know? How come, if Huang Heyuan knows? He is the only one in his WeChat friend list, will he be misunderstood and secretly in love with him again?

This is absolutely impossible, he can't stop tossing.Suddenly, Bai Yunjian thought of an ambiguous statement: "Am I popular? Good." Adding a cute and tearful soybean expression.Is it popular? Well, this statement can be interpreted as having no friends, or it can be interpreted as having friends but not? Give him a like, that expression is a stroke of genius, and there is room for full interpretation.

After posting, Bai Yunjian himself laughed first.He thought Huang Heyuan would comfort him, but he didn't expect Huang Heyuan to nod in agreement, "That's right, it's no wonder you're popular."

Bai Yunjian: "..." Thank you so much for your honesty.Bai Yunjian didn't know? What did he say, and he sent another soy emoji squeezing tears.

"Cry ass, your brother Yuan is covering you."

"I am older than you."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! It's so annoying!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Huang He is far from sending again? When the news came, Bai Yunjian was about to close WeChat, when a small red dot appeared in Moments.

The only friend from his friend list liked this.

Bai Yunjian thought it was over here.

Another week passed, and at the end of the week, Baiyunjian WeChat received many friend requests one after another.

"Boss Bai, Huang Sang insists that I add you, hehehe~" - the head portrait is a big Buddha, obviously Gu Haiyu.

"Tired. Boss, you actually have WeChat!"

"Boss, I'm Pan Da! Add me quickly."

"I'm Yu Feifei."

"Hi, I'm Yan Hui."

"..."

There are also many friend requests.All from the personal business card recommendation of "My King Will Never Wean".

There were 19 people in total, most of them were students from Class 21, and a few were teachers. I don't know how Huang Heyuan persuaded them.

Huang Heyuan gave him his best friend.

In fact, someone had asked him for a WeChat ID or QQ number before, but because of Bai Xiuying, Bai Yunjian refused with the excuse that he didn't have a mobile phone.Later, Bai Xiuying couldn't control him anymore, but Bai Yunjian didn't have the desire to make friends anymore.It doesn't mean that he won't feel lonely if he has more friends on WeChat. He is used to being alone.

However, when Bai Yunjian slowly scrolled through the list, a very strange emotion seized his heart.He picked up the mints on hand and poured two into his mouth.With the refreshing peppermint scent on it, Bai Yunjian gradually digested the emotion that made him feel at a loss.He added friends one by one.Then, the only circle of friends got a few more likes and comments.

Bai Yunjian chewed mints and clicked on Huang Heyuan's profile picture.He stared at the chat page for 5 minutes in a daze, then turned out a chemistry paper, took a wrong question, and sent it to Huang Heyuan.After thinking about it, I added a soy expression that squeezed tears.

Huang Heyuan didn't answer him, and Bai Yunjian wasn't? Anxious, he put his phone aside, and patiently brushed up the questions.

However, after adding friends, the phone sometimes trembled a few times. Every time Bai Yunjian picked up the phone to look at it, his patience lost a little bit-it is troublesome to have too many friends.As soon as he added friends, Bai Yunjian put them all in the ranks of Do Not Disturb Messages.

When Bai Yunjian finished his homework and lay down on the bed, his phone buzzed.Bai Yunjian took the phone and sat up straight.

"How did you calculate such a value for such a simple question? Are you still willing to ask? Me." Huang Heyuan said.

Huang Heyuan's tone was not good, but Bai Yunjian was not angry, because Huang Heyuan was right, and he made up an answer in order to control points.

"You first calculate the average molar mass of the mixed gas."

Bai Yunjian held the phone and waited for a while before sending? Send it?: "I figured it out."

"How many?"

Bai Yunjian calculated in his mind, "22.4g/mol."

"That's right. Then it's very simple, you yourself? Calculate the equation. Hey, you have to use your brain? Think, crying is useless."

"It's useless to cry" this sentence inexplicably hit Bai Yunjian's smile, he laughed, "Okay."

After a few minutes, Huang Heyuan asked again, "Did you figure it out?"

"Is the mass ratio 1:2?"

"Not yet? It's too stupid. If you figure it out, say it earlier, it's 3 minutes before I go to bed!"

Bai Yunjian didn't expect Huang Heyuan to wait for his reply, paused with his fingertips, and typed out the word "good night".

Huang Heyuan: Hmph.

In the following weekend, Baiyunjian will regularly post a circle of friends.

Bright sunflowers on a rainy day.

Sunflowers in the cold wind.

Sunflowers on Double Twelve.

A sunflower starting to drop petals.

Sooner or later, Huang Heyuan will give him a thumbs up.

Time passed quickly in circles of friends.After a cold rain, the pure blue sky was shrouded in overcast clouds, and the weather turned cold in an instant. The howling cold wind mixed with the drizzle hit the No. [-] Middle School?

No matter how beautiful a woman is, she can't stand the winter in the south.Bai Yunjian's hair has already grown out, and he occasionally wears a wig to keep warm, but he doesn't dare to wear skirts, so he puts on thicker trousers.

The boys in the class were very disappointed. The "class flower" was devastated by the cold wind and couldn't touch Bai Yunjian's legs for a long time.

Huang Heyuan may be the only one in the class who is happy for Bai Yunjian to wear men's clothing.