Unpretentious campus essay

Huang Heyuan dreamed that he was trekking hard in the desert, his mouth was dry as hell, but he could hear the sound of rushing water in his ears, he walked for a long time before he found a waterfall, took a sip of water excitedly, but found that it was sand!

Huang Heyuan was so angry that he opened his eyes.

"Crash..."

Why is there still the sound of water... Fainted to death... Huang Heyuan rubbed his eyes, ready to continue sleeping, and then he heard the sound of the glass door being pulled open.

Huang Heyuan buried his head in the quilt like an ostrich, pretending that he was still sleeping.

Bai Yunjian's movements were very light, and he walked almost without sound. He seemed to have reached the side of the bed, and Huang Heyuan heard a soft creak.

Huang Heyuan was wondering what it was, and then heard a slight swallowing sound.

He was drinking water, and that was the sound of twisting the bottle cap just now.The thirst that had been deliberately forgotten surged up suddenly, Huang Heyuan poked out half of his head from under the quilt, squinting his eyes to look at the window.

The sunlight is filtered by soft gauze curtains, wearing a slit bathrobe among the white clouds, holding a bottle of mineral water in his hand, swallowing with his neck up, his delicate Adam's apple rolling up and down, under the soft light, his cheeks are as white as a lychee Meat.

Huang Heyuan felt his mouth was dry at first, but after seeing Bai Yunjian drinking water, his throat was about to smoke, and he straightened up, "...I want to drink water."

As soon as he uttered the sound, Huang Heyuan himself was startled—why is my voice so hoarse? !

Bai Yunjian picked up a bottle of mineral water and threw it over, Huang Heyuan caught it coolly with one hand, unscrewed the bottle cap and gulped down the whole bottle.

"Wow, that's cool." Huang Heyuan crunched the water bottle, frizzed his hair and watched the hotel's wide-screen TV in a daze. There was a snow-white and messy quilt, a pink-gray wig was hung on the table, and a black top was placed next to it. and skirts.Huang Heyuan lowered his head - that's great, he's still wearing pants!

"The Yellow River is far away." Bai Yunjian said, "I want to ask you a question."

Huang Heyuan tilted his head, "What?"

Bai Yunjian pointed to the blue bump on his forehead, "How did you get this?"

"..." Huang Heyuan asked in disbelief, "Have you forgotten? How much do you remember?"

Bai Yunjian pushed the non-existent glasses, and said slowly: "We went to bluemuse, and I drank a glass of green wine. When we woke up, we were lying on the same bed, I hugged you, you were about to be killed by me Squeezed to the ground. That's all."

"How could you forget it!" Huang Heyuan was heartbroken, "Do you know what you did to me?!"

Bai Yunjian didn't know at all, and looked at Huang Heyuan blankly.

Huang Heyuan just wanted to tell him about Bai Yunjian's chest attack by a wretched man, but after thinking about it, he hesitated again.The incident of being molested by scumbags in the fourth grade of elementary school is one of the things he most wants to forget at present. Bai Yunjian doesn't remember anything after waking up from the drunkenness. It is actually a good thing that there is no shadow left.

"This is on your forehead... You were drunk, and you wanted to post it with me, and you wanted to make a sworn vow with me. If I don't post it for you, you just kneel down and kowtow to me, and it's swollen."

"I don't believe it." Bai Yunjian said firmly.

"I really don't believe it?" Huang Heyuan asked happily, "You are too confident in your wine quality."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"You..." Huang Heyuan touched the phone, clicked on the photo album, with an expression on his face ready to watch a good show, "Look for yourself!"

Bai Yunjian sat over and watched the video with Huang Heyuan's hand.

"My husband, a wealthy businessman in Hong Kong, lost his fertility due to an accident!" In the video, I stand under a telephone pole, with my head raised, and my pink ponytail vibrates vividly as I read aloud.

Bai Yunjian's eyes twitched.

"To inherit the family business! After negotiation, I will find a healthy man to fulfill my mother's dream!"

"Hahahahahahaha..." Hearing it again, it was even more funny, Huang Heyuan fell on the bed, kicking his legs out laughing.

"One million yuan is paid for everything! If you are the one!"

Bai Yunjian took a deep breath, wanting to pop a few mints to calm down.

Before the video was over, Huang Heyuan's voice came out, "Baiyun Jian, are you an idiot?"

"I am a genius!"

"Hahahahahahahaha, you are an idiot!" Huang Heyuan laughed.

"Genius! Stick stick!" The self in the video yelled proudly, and leaned forward to stick his face to Huang Heyuan's, but Huang Heyuan ruthlessly blocked it.

"Don't post it, gay is dead."

"Halo, it's better to stick it!"

"Damn it..." The video swayed for a while, as if he was firmly attached to Huang Heyuan, knocking Huang Heyuan's phone to the ground.

The video stops abruptly, but the aftertaste is long, as if a typhoon has passed through the country, creating a stormy sea in the sea of ​​hearts among the white clouds.

This video can't be kept, it's too scary, the self in the video seems to be possessed by a coquettish ghost, it's scarier than all the horror movies in this world.Bai Yunjian wanted to take Huang Heyuan's phone and delete the video, but Huang Heyuan was one step ahead of him and hid the phone behind his back, "Don't try to delete it, I will share happiness with Gu Haiyu later."

"Bring it." Bai Yunjian jumped onto the bed and grabbed Huang Heyuan's hand.

Huang Heyuan tightly guarded the phone, "Baiyunjian, you dare to post it and dare not admit it! Don't give it, and you won't give it to death!"

Bai Yunjian pressed Huang Heyuan, and pulled the phone out of the otaku's tender hand little by little. Huang Heyuan barked his teeth and claws in anger, and used his most common trick, "Bai Yunjian, bear the anger of this king! Grab the milk!" Dragon Claw Hand!!!"

However, he forgot that Bai Yunjian was wearing a bathrobe now. When the two of them were grabbing the phone, his bathrobe had almost fallen apart, and this grabbing caught him straight without any gaps.

"Hiss—" Bai Yunjian grabbed Huang Heyuan's wrist.

ok tender...

This, this is completely different from the touch of his father's chest muscles!Huang Zhenhua's Lao Zhuhuang still has chest hair. Although it is soft, it is not tender at all!

Huang Heyuan quickly withdrew his hands, and frantically wiped his hands on the quilt, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Moreover, the posture of the two snatching the mobile phone is also very bad. Across a layer of quilt, Bai Yunjian is sitting on Huang Heyuan's lap, with the bathrobe open in a mess, like a concubine who is a disaster for the country.

"Go down!!!" Huang Heyuan covered his eyes, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Bai Yunjian didn't go down, and asked curiously, "Didn't you catch Gu Haiyu before? You didn't react like this." At that time, Huang Heyuan was full of fighting spirit, and he used the milk-grabbing dragon claws ruthlessly, superbly.

"It's different!!!" Huang Heyuan couldn't tell what was different, he bent his legs and wanted to shake the white clouds.

However, a big boy weighing more than 100 pounds in Baiyunjian is not an existence that can be easily shaken off.Just like that, Bai Yunjian jumped up on his legs like riding a horse!

Huang Heyuan, as a 16-year-old teenager, is just at the age when he can't stand up at any time. Naturally, he has seen small movies. This scene is very similar to that kind of picture. Huang Heyuan's face is flushed, and tears are squeezed out. , "You, you go down for me, wow... I'm not pure anymore!"

Bai Yunjian: "Delete the video."

"Delete delete delete! You go down." Huang Heyuan roared.

Bai Yunjian turned over and went down, feeling very happy for some reason, curled his lips together and let out a low laugh.

Huang He ran away in tears and rushed into the toilet.

The ancestor tossed and tossed inside for more than half an hour. When he came out, his face was as sinking as water, and he refused to look directly at the white clouds. He packed up his things and said, "Let's go."

Bai Yunjian: "Are you angry?"

Huang Heyuan: "...huh."

The two took a taxi, and Huang Heyuan took Bai Yunjian home first.

"Where are you going?" Huang Heyuan asked bluntly.

"Talent District."

Huang Heyuan frowned and asked, "Aren't you going home?"

"I've moved." Bai Yunjian said.

"You and your sister...?"

Bai Yunjian shook his head, "I live by myself."

Huang Heyuan: "..." He can't imagine living alone, how lonely it is.But he had no position to persuade Bai Yunjian to live with Ling Yunduo, so he kept silent.

At the entrance of the talent community, Bai Yunjian got off the car, "Yellow River is far away, let me know when you get home."

"Wait!" Huang Heyuan finally made up his mind and said to the driver, "Uncle, wait for me for 3 minutes."

Seeing Huang Heyuan get out of the car, Bai Yunjian was a little surprised, "What's wrong?"

Huang Heyuan gritted his teeth and said loudly: "Baiyunjian, your sister was able to find you because of me! Although I take all this for granted, you have indeed been hurt."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Huang Heyuan felt uneasy, and his body was concave with a cool look, "I owe you. If you want to scold me, scold me, I'm sorry!"

Bai Yunjian stared at Huang Heyuan's face for a few seconds, then smiled, "I guessed it a long time ago. It doesn't matter."

When Bai Yunjian wasn't smiling, he was ordinary, but when he was smiling, he looked like a concubine who was a disaster for the country.

"..." Huang Heyuan covered his face, "Speak up, don't laugh."

"But you do owe me one thing." Bai Yunjian said.

"...What is it?!" Huang Heyuan lifted his chin, "You say, I, Huang Heyuan, will pay back all my debts, and I will never play tricks."

"No need." Bai Yunjian said softly, "I bought it myself."

Huang Heyuan: "...Huh?"

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Self-study in the evening, Huang Heyuan took out the weekly diary, and turned to the weekly diary of the previous few weeks.

"In the stories I read, the honest and trustworthy protagonist will always be the final winner, but the reality is not like this. Telling the truth is tantamount to self-destruction, but the person who hides it to the end will always be safe. It turns out that honesty requires a price, And evasion and concealment only need to overcome one's own heart."

"My heart tells me..."

"I don't know, and I don't know the answer! It's so annoying!"

Yan Hui commented: Take your time, when you think of it, remember to add it.

Today, he can finally have an explanation.Huang Heyuan picked up the pen, straightened the horizontal line, and wrote his own ugly characters stroke by stroke: "Now I know the answer."

"Honesty is not a quality, but a choice. I may grow up to be a liar, just like my dad. However, I will not choose to lie to my friends."

"I choose to be honest. Who forgave me. He really is my good friend! Although he is annoying, huh!"

"One problem was solved, and a new one appeared. What do I owe him?"