Unpretentious campus essay

"Huang Zhenhua!" Huang Heyuan called his father, "Guess how much I got in the midterm exam?"

Huang Zhenhua had received Huang Heyuan's grades a long time ago, he smiled and pretended to be stupid, "I guess, the exam was not very good."

"Ha, let me tell you, stand firm. I'm...first in grade!"

"Oh!" Huang Zhenhua gasped, and exaggerated: "Son, why are you so good, rua rua rua rua rua! What reward do you want?"

Huang Heyuan: "Well..."

"It doesn't matter if you can't think of it. Dad will give you 5000 yuan, and you can buy whatever you want. What do you eat at home? I'll ask my aunt to buy vegetables first."

"...I won't come back this week, I live in school." Huang Heyuan said.

"Um???"

This news is much more explosive than Huang Heyuan's being the last one in the age test.His son, the ultimate otaku, would never go out if he could stay at home, and he would be happy to get out of his body if he could stay at school for a few hours less.Therefore, there must be something strange about Huang Heyuan choosing to stay in school over the weekend.

"Why do you want to live in school?" Huang Zhenhua teased, "Go out with the girls in the class? Hehehe. Are you pretty?"

"No, there are no beautiful female students in this school!" Huang Heyuan's mind flashed the faces of Bai Yunjian and Gu Haiyu, shaking his head frantically, trying to throw them away, "You're gossiping, I'm dead."

The person who urged Huang He to live in the school was Gu Haiyu.Gu Haiyu devoted himself to becoming a monk and didn't care about studying. He was a complete cultural desert. His mid-term exam scores were more than 200. He was afraid of being scolded by his mother and dared not go home, so he coaxed Huang Heyuan to live with him at school.

Huang Heyuan refused at first, "You don't dare to go home, go to Huangnitang to open a room to sleep. I, No.1, want to return home."

Gu Haiyu's fierce man twisted: "It's so free to live on campus. We can go out for a night after the roll call. I'll treat you to a barbecue. And, Mr. Bai also lives on campus."

Huang Heyuan: "...with him but without me, with me without him."

Gu Haiyu: "Don't you bring Big Brother Bai to play with you? He can only stay in the dormitory alone... Oh, Amitabha, so pitiful..."

Huang Heyuan: "Shut up. It's fine to live on campus, but I don't eat barbecue, it's boring."

"Then where are you going?"

Huang Heyuan pondered for a moment, his eyes lit up, "I want to go to the bar to dance disco!"

Gu Haiyu smiled, "Wild, baby. Okay, let's jump."

After teasing Huang Heyuan with the strategy of empty-handed white wolf, Gu Haiyu went to tease Bai Yunjian again.

"Boss, are you going to Bundi?"

"Not going.

Bai Yunjian simply refused, "It's too noisy." "

"The Yellow River is also going far away."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Gu Haiyu stroked Bai Yunjian's thigh, "Think about it, there are so many people in the bar, and Huang Heyuan is a young, energetic and beautiful boy, it's no different from Tang Seng entering the Pansi Cave..."

Bai Yunjian subconsciously raised his index finger and pushed the bridge of his nose, which was his habit of pushing his glasses.However, it was a waste of time, he is not wearing glasses now.

"when to go?"

"We went out on Saturday night, and Huang Heyuan said that he was going to buy a disco gift bag during the day."

Bai Yunjian took Gu Haiyu's paw off his leg and nodded, "Yes."

Gu Haiyu flicked up the coin and caught it easily, with a fascinated expression of "I'm crushed to death".

The school will also manage the students who stay on weekends. For example, they have to stay in the classroom for self-study at night, and they must return to the dormitory at 10:30 in the evening. Someone from the student union will come to roll their names.If no one can be found, the class teacher will be notified soon.This kind of matter can be big or small, and it is generally unavoidable that the head teacher will scold him.

Therefore, at eight o'clock on Saturday, after late self-study get out of class, Huang Heyuan and the others went back to the dormitory first.

The whole school was unprecedentedly quiet, with a bright moon hanging above his head, Gu Haiyu had his left arm resting on the Yellow River, and his right was resting on the White Clouds, walking on the road hugging his left and right arms, and jumping up from time to time pressing their shoulders.

"Are you two drinking well?" Gu Haiyu asked.

"I can sweep the entire bar street!" Huang Heyuan clenched his fist, full of enigmatic pride and ambition.

"Boss, what about you?" Gu Haiyu turned his head and asked.

"I don't know." Bai Yunjian said, "I've never drank."

Gu Haiyu smiled, "I suggest that you two should go eat barbecue. If both of you fall down, I won't be able to clean it up."

"Cut, no." Huang Heyuan jumped a bit, "Then my disco gift bag won't be bought for nothing?"

"Ha, so what kind of disco set did you buy?"

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Big gold chains, skull rings, strange folding fans...

Gu Haiyu pawed at the contents of the paper bag, his eyes gradually lost their brightness, "I... am a monk."

"I don't care, I'll buy whatever I buy." Huang Heyuan took out the big gold chain and put it around Gu Haiyu's neck.Gu Haiyu has a ruffian appearance and a fierce figure, Huang Heyuan always felt that there was something missing in him, and today he finally found out that it was a big golden chain full of social atmosphere.

Huang Heyuan burst out laughing, "Gu Haiyu, you and Jin Lianzi are a perfect match!"

"Balls, I definitely don't wear them. I'd rather dress them up."

Huang Heyuan disliked it: "Hey, you can see your women's clothing! You were beaten out by the security guard before you entered the door."

Gu Haiyu picked up the fan, unfolded it with a clatter, and fanned his face, "Then I'll go like this. Don't harm me, I want to maintain the favor of my great immortal."

Huang Heyuan snorted.

Bai Yunjian squatted down and picked up a small box. On the surface of the box was a colorful mouth and a row of colorful teeth. A gorgeous rainbow flew out of the mouth.

……What's this?Bai Yunjian's reading addiction broke out, and the more he looked at it, the weirder his face became. Huang Heyuan suddenly squatted down, and said mysteriously, "This is a glowing brace!"

Bai Yunjian: "...???"

Huang Heyuan rubbed his hands and unpacked it, "I found it at the gate of the primary school, it's very interesting."

Light-up braces look like regular gum orthodontic braces when they're not glowing, but unlike them, there's a small battery behind the braces.

"... Put it in your mouth?" Bai Yun asked as if he had received a huge shock.

"Yes, set the teeth."

Huang Heyuan took the mirror and ran to the balcony. After more than ten seconds, Bai Yunjian heard his vague voice, "Turn off the lights, I'm coming!"

With a click, Bai Yunjian turned off the light.

The light in the dormitory was dim, and suddenly a gust of evil wind blew in.Huang Heyuan walked back from the balcony on a spacewalk, then he turned around vigorously and neatly, his mouth glowed red, he did a few classic Michael Jackson moves, and suddenly grinned.

"rua!" Huang Heyuan imitated Michael Jackson pushing his hips, "The little prince of the nightclub is here!"

The light on Huang Heyuan's face was very dim, only a row of neat teeth gleamed.Red light, blue light, and white light flash alternately, dazzling, as if you have stolen the nightclub signboard and hung it on your teeth.Here he came, Huang Heyuan walked in the devil's footsteps, with a dazzling nightclub light in his mouth.

Bai Yunjian was shocked. He knew that the braces would have a very good effect, but he didn't expect it to be so special!

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Gu Haiyu shook his fan wildly, out of breath from laughing, "I can't believe it, it's just you, the idiot, who took away my position as a grassroots class!"

"Heh!" Huang Heyuan grinned his shiny teeth, "According to the post bar rankings, I'm a school grass now!"

Gu Haiyu took out his mobile phone to take a picture, "I want to reveal your true face to the whole school!"

"What's the matter, I also bought led colorful eyelid stickers!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Gu Haiyu: "..."

"Both of you have to put it on for me." Huang Heyuan walked over with a row of colorful teeth grinning, like a nightclub devil, "This braces are also indispensable for you."

Bai Yunjian made a decisive decision: "I'll go back to the dormitory and change my skirt."

Seeing this, Gu Haiyu hurriedly ran away: "I, I... go and calm down."

Looking at their fleeing backs from a distance, Huang He opened his arms in the darkness: "You can't escape, tiny human beings."

The glowing braces won't stay in place for too long. When Huang Heyuan took them off, his mouth smelled of plastic and rubber. After brushing his teeth and washing his face, he suddenly felt sleepy.

When the Yellow River was far from being stimulated, he fell asleep on time near 10:30 every day.

The little prince of the nightclub was sleepy before leaving the school, yawned, and knocked on the door of 504 with tears in his eyes.

"Who?" Gu Haiyu asked.

"Me." Huang Heyuan yawned again, "Is there any coffee? I'm sleepy."

"Damn it, you trash, you're sleepy at this point, and you're still dancing." Gu Haiyu opened the door and let Huang Heyuan in, "I don't have coffee, do you want tea?"

"Yes..." Huang Heyuan glanced sleepily at the bed in Baiyunjian, his eyes widened suddenly, and his sleepiness flew away like a flying rocket.

"Baiyunjian, you...!" Huang Heyuan stammered, "Nani, are you going to dance like this?"

"I searched for nightclub makeup online." Bai Yunjian turned his face away.

Huang Heyuan took three steps back and hugged Gu Haiyu tightly.

When Bai Yunjian was still C Jiang, Huang Heyuan knew that his face was very plastic. The anime characters of c sauce cos have subtle personal characteristics on the basis of being extremely similar to the original characters.He always thought it was due to the filters, but he never expected that Bai Yunjian's makeup skills were too strong.

Bai Yunjian wore bright red lipstick, seductive eyeliner, and a dusty pink wig.Forget it, the key is...

"...Are you going to wear this skirt?!"

Bai Yunjian looked down and said calmly, "Is there any problem? I see it is recommended in the guide."

A black crop top with an irregular black skirt underneath, a black leather ring on the thigh, and several silver chains hanging on the body.

What kind of coquettish night female knight is this...

Huang Heyuan covered his red ears, "You, you...shameless."

"It's okay." Bai Yunjian felt that compared with Huang Heyuan's luminous braces and luminous eyelid stickers, his body was too embarrassing.

Gu Haiyu took a sip of tea, "The roll call is coming soon."

"Oh!" Huang Heyuan took out the luminous eyelid stickers from his pocket, "Then put them on quickly."

Gu Haiyu: "Boss Bai will post it as soon as I post it."

Huang Heyuan stretched out his claws towards Baiyunjian, "Baiyunjian! If you post today, you will post it, and if you don't, you have to post it, hehehe!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

There was only one boy in the student union who came to the roll call. He was a novice, and he was full of longing and enthusiasm for the roll call.Facing the list, he said to himself: "There are two people in 504 staying in school this time, and Gu Haiyu and Bai Yunjian are a little familiar."

"507... Huang Heyuan, is that the school girl?"

"Damn it, you can see what the school grass looks like in pajamas, maybe it's ugly. I like roll call too much."

Before he got close to 504, he heard a wild laugh, "Hey hey, no one will save you even if you yell out your throat!"

"Old Bai, your skin is as slippery as my brother's."

The boy who ordered people opened the door and made a noise.

The scene in the room was quite indescribable. Two boys pushed a girl in a black short skirt to the ground, and gave out strange and obscene smiles.

"What are you doing! Let her go!" the bed inspector yelled.

Huang Heyuan and Gu Haiyu stood up, and Bai Yunjian sat up with his back on his back. The eyelids of the three of them all had a white light shining.The person checking the dormitory was shocked, "The men's dormitory cannot stay with girls, come out quickly!"

Gu Haiyu laughed, Huang Heyuan coughed, and Bai Yunjian said, "I'm a boy. It's on the list, Baiyunjian."

"Come on! Don't think that a man who sounds like a man is a man, you are the one they found!" The boy who checked the dormitory broke down, "I want to tell the teacher! It is against the law for you to solicit prostitution!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"He's really a man," Gu Haiyu made a sudden move, lifting up Bai Yunjian's skirt, "Look! You go and inquire about it, Bai Yunjian."

Huang Heyuan twitched his eyebrows, raised his hand and pulled off the hem of the skirt.Although it was only for a moment, the boy who called the roll had already seen it clearly. He burst open in shock, closed the door and ran outside. Huang Heyuan rushed up and shouted, "Hey, my name is Huang Heyuan, don't forget to tick my name!"

The roll caller ran without looking back, "I will never come to your place to roll rolls again! You sophomore perverts!"