Unpretentious campus essay

In the evening, Huang Heyuan put on his gloves and went to take out the garbage in the big trash can downstairs. Unfortunately, Gu Haiyu was arrested and went with him.

The two walked downstairs carrying a box of garbage, one on the left and the other on the right.

"Huang Sang, when are you leaving?" Gu Haiyu asked.

"Leave after this week."

"Oh?" Gu Haiyu tossed the coin, raised his hand to grab it, and suddenly smiled, "My hexagram tells me that you can't leave."

"Stop cursing me." Huang Heyuan pouted, "Why?"

Gu Haiyu said mysteriously, "The cause and effect have not yet been fulfilled, and the time is not yet. But it is not impossible. If you donate 100 yuan to the Great Immortal, I can solve it for you."

"Speak in human language." Through several observations, Huang Heyuan discovered that Gu Haiyu's daily feudal superstitions are actually based on scientific reasoning. His reasoning ability is quite strong, so he is accurate in fortune-telling, and he looks extraordinarily immortal.

"Ah, well, old man Gu won't let you drop out of school easily. Your father, but the old man's student, will give him face no matter what."

"Oh, I want to go, no one can stop me."

There were still five or six meters away from the big trash can, and Huang Heyuan stopped suddenly.

"...Gu Haiyu, I'll give you 100 yuan, you go and lift the lid of the trash can."

"No." Gu Haiyu refused, "Rock paper scissors."

"Heh, I'm sure I'll win." Huang Heyuan raised his face confidently.

Sure enough, he lived up to expectations and lost three times in three rounds. Huang He stared at Gu Haiyu from a distance, his cheeks swollen like a puffer fish, and he blew.

"What, want to play tricks?" Gu Haiyu asked.

"Tch, I'm willing to gamble and admit defeat, I don't bother to rely on it."

Huang Heyuan wrinkled his face and walked towards the trash can, like a brave man facing a big devil, lifted the lid of the trash can, and slammed it up, "Come on, trash black hole, let me seal you! Box here!"

"Please take care of you." Gu Haiyu stepped forward holding the trash can, and the two of them fell down together holding the bottom of the box.The milk tea bottles in the box poured down, and a few pieces of waste paper failed to enter the bucket and fell to the ground.

"Put the box next to it, the old man who collects waste will come and collect it." Gu Haiyu said.

"Yeah." Huang Heyuan felt a sense of accomplishment after taking out the trash, bent over to pick up the waste paper, his movements froze suddenly.

In addition to the waste paper on the ground, there is also a bunch of crumpled and gorgeous cards, slowly unfolding, a dazzling red eyes, the three ugly characters "Yellow River Far" are scratched beyond recognition by the red pen, and the paper fibers are mixed together, as if A bloody corpse.

"Yo," Gu Haiyu patted Huang Heyuan's shoulder, "

It seems that this classmate hates you a little bit. "

Huang Heyuan raised his head to look at him, his eyes were moist: "...I think he really wants me to die."

Gu Haiyu: "Okay, everything in this world, where there is yin, there is yang, and where there is yang, there is yin, you can't be liked by everyone."

“放屁，怎么会有人讨厌我！”黄河远摘下手套扔进垃圾桶，望天憋回眼泪，恶狠狠说：“我不管，我要回去查，谁没有我的签名，我就要揍谁一pause!"

"Don't, then you will be annoying, you are leaving, don't make things stand still."

Gu Haiyu carried Huang Heyuan to dinner, and Huang Heyuan was so full of anger that he couldn't take a bite, "Gu Haiyu, I think it was between the white clouds." Huang Heyuan poked the white rice, his tone was low, "He must be very annoying I."

"If you think he did it, ask him." Gu Haiyu raised his fist, "A fight can solve most of the problems."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Huang Heyuan endured a night of self-study, and when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Huang Heyuan turned his head and looked at Bai Yunjian.

He was arranging the desk, but the cover was turned up, so he could not see his face.

Huang Heyuan gritted his teeth, pretended to be throwing garbage, and walked to the vicinity of Baiyunjian.

"Hey," Huang Heyuan lowered his voice, "I have something to tell you, come out with me."

Bai Yunjian glanced back at him, said nothing, and slowed down the speed of rearranging the desks.

Seeing this, Huang Heyuan remained silent, and sat down in the front row among the white clouds, looking at him with his arms crossed.

Neither of them spoke, they sat opposite each other, Bai Yunjian lowered his head to arrange things, Huang Heyuan stared at him.

Huang Heyuan faintly heard someone whispering, "Is h waiting for b to go back to bed together? We're reconciled."

"It's too sweet, H looks at B full of doting eyes..."

Huang Heyuan turned his head and frowned at them.Still the same sentence, he had too little contact with women, and he was not able to lose his temper with girls. He had nowhere to vent his anger, and his hair trembled with anger.

The code names h and b mean Huang He Yuan and Bai Yun Jian, okay? !Can you keep your voice down when knocking on CP?

Sweet fart, are you blind? His eyes are clearly full of indignation!I can't wait to fight with Bai Yunjian!

When Huang Heyuan was expressionless, his aura was quite frightening. The remaining students in the classroom withdrew much faster than usual. After a while, only Bai Yunjian and Huang Heyuan were left in the classroom.

"Tell me something." Bai Yunjian put on his schoolbag, "I'm going for a run."

"Fuck, what kind of attitude, those who don't know think I'm kneeling and licking you." Huang Heyuan jumped up, and the terrifying aura disappeared without a trace.

"Don't say such misleading words anymore." Bai Yunjian took a deep breath, "I don't want to make troubles known to everyone."

Huang Heyuan didn't want to make a fuss, so he bared his little white teeth ferociously, and said through gritted teeth, "Where's my signature? Show it to me."

He is simply unreasonable.Bai Yunjian turned around, not wanting to waste time with Huang He.

"Hey." Huang Heyuan pulled Bai Yunjian's schoolbag belt, "I'm guilty, I can't take it out. Bai Yunjian, anyone can hate me, but you can't, you owe me!"

Bai Yunjian turned to look at him, and said word by word: "Yellow River is far away, I don't owe you anything."

Bai Yunjian was hidden behind the lens, and his long-term dull eyes suddenly became sharp. He straightened his back and looked straight at Huang Heyuan.

The temperament of the whole person also changed accordingly, like a lukewarm salted fish shaking off the salt, turning into some kind of ferocious carnivorous sea animal.

"Even if c is a woman, can she become your wife?" Bai Yunjian said coldly, "It's your wishful thinking that fell in love with an illusion, no wonder me."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"I have not contacted you privately, and I have never encouraged you to give gifts. After I found out that you are a sunflower in the world, I told you the truth and tried to make up for you."

"I do my best."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Huang Heyuan's logical chain collapsed, he had a faint feeling that what Bai Yunjian said seemed to make sense, he couldn't think of a way to refute it for a while, he just pulled Bai Yunjian's schoolbag back hard, thinking that he must beat Bai Yunjian up.

Bai Yunjian staggered from being pulled, he took off his schoolbag and grabbed the other side of the belt.The schoolbag was hanging between the two, and there was a stalemate.

"Baiyunjian, do you understand, you are lying!" Huang Heyuan finally regained his logic, "Your fans like you so much, yet you actually lied to them! You are so wicked!"

"You're right. I'm wicked, but I'm happy." Bai Yunjian nodded calmly, "You have to understand that you have no position to criticize me on behalf of all my fans. You can only represent yourself."

"Okay, then I'll beat you up on my own behalf!!!" Huang Heyuan let go of his schoolbag and punched it.

If Huang Heyuan wanted to beat him the night before, he would definitely not fight back.But today he was quite impatient, because Huang Heyuan made such a fuss, he would definitely not be able to run [-] laps, he hated the feeling of his plan being disrupted, so he took off his glasses, grabbed Huang Heyuan, and started fighting with him.Bai Yunjian's rationality always prevailed, and he adjusted his force value to the level of Huang Heyuan, without any ruthlessness.

Huang Heyuan grabbed his hair, and he also grabbed Huang Heyuan's hair.When Huang Heyuan used the "grasping milk dragon claw hand", he... no, he was too gay to do it, so he pinched Huang Heyuan's belly instead.In short, the two fought inseparably, rolling around in the open space behind the classroom.

"Between the clouds!" Huang Heyuan kicked his legs and roared, his eyes suddenly went dark.

It's over, I was blinded by Bai Yunjian's anger.This was Huang Heyuan's first reaction.After a short period of darkness, the light from outside the window came in. It turned out that he was not blind, it was because the lights in the classroom were off.

Huang Heyuan was terrified, and countless ghost movies appeared in front of his eyes, and he said in a trembling voice: "Why is it dark? Is there a ghost?"

"...The lights in the teaching building are just turned off." In order to prevent students from studying too hard, lingering in the teaching building and not going back to the dormitory to sleep, the teaching building of No. [-] Middle School will turn off the lights after ten o'clock.

Bai Yunjian pushed Huang Heyuan, "Get up. The lights in the dormitory will be turned off soon."

Huang Heyuan didn't move for a long time, and sat on him in a dead weight.

Based on the experience of accompanying this ancestor to the bathroom last time, Bai Yunjian guessed that he was afraid of the dark and ghosts, "Get up first, I have a flashlight in my bag."

"Ugh..."

Bai Yunjian: "...???"

In the darkness, a tear fell on his face.

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Huang Heyuan was sweating from the beating, and it was very painful. He smelled the ruthless mint smell from Bai Yunjian's body, and he felt sour and aggrieved, "Why do you hate me...I didn't want to give you a gift, Just let you watch other people drink milk tea...but I'm afraid you'll be sad...uh...what right do you have to call my name like that...I knew I wouldn't send you off..." The man on the body choked a few times, " Even if you come to my company to sweep the floor in the future, I won't let you come."

Bai Yunjian: "..." What is he talking about.

I don’t know if it’s related to the word “Yellow River” in the name. Huang Heyuan’s lacrimal glands seem to be connected to the Yellow River. The tears dripped down his face like rain, and Bai Yunjian had to push him to sit. When he got up, this posture was really bad, because Huang Heyuan was sitting on an indescribable part of him, if he sat up, it would be the same as hugging Huang Heyuan.

"I didn't draw your name." Bai Yunjian kept a distance from Huang Heyuan by relying on his strong waist.

"...What, what." Huang Heyuan rubbed his eyes, "Take it out and show it to me."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"Since it's not drawn, you can show it to me!"

"Now?"

"Correct."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

In order to end this farce as soon as possible, Bai Yunjian wiped away the tears on his face full of humiliation, stood up and opened the table, messed up the arranged books and test papers, and pulled out Huang Heyuan's signature from the bottom.

"At this."

The shadow of the camphor tree outside the window cast mottled reflections on the wall. Huang Heyuan took the signature card and looked carefully at the light outside the window. His shadow was also printed on the wall, and his straight eyelashes could even be seen among the white clouds.

The wind blew in, and the tears on Bai Yunjian's face evaporated, bringing a bit of coolness.Bai Yunjian basically didn't cry, but when he thought that those were Huang Heyuan's tears, he wiped his face in discomfort. "Hurry up, I'm going back to the dormitory to wash my face."

Huang Heyuan looked at it for a long time like verifying the authenticity of the RMB, but his tears disappeared without a trace, and he felt embarrassed, "Oh...it's true. Wouldn't it be over if you took it out earlier? I hit."

"Aren't you the one who was beaten and cried?" Bai Yunjian said.

"Fart, I let you. If I really beat you, whoever will cry may cry."

Bai Yunjian put on his glasses, took out a flashlight from his schoolbag, "I'm leaving."

"……me and you togather!"

Bai Yunjian was noncommittal, turned on the flashlight, and walked in front, Huang Heyuan refused to walk alongside him, pulled his schoolbag belt, followed behind, stepped on the heel of his shoes from time to time.

"If it's not you, then who is marking my name?"

"do not know."

"You have to keep my signature safe. Do you understand?"

Bai Yunjian: "...I'll throw it away when you transfer to another school."

"Damn it! Bai Yunjian, you are shameless!"

At this time, the sound of turning off the lights sounded in the distance, and Bai Yunjian quickened his pace.

"Why are you in a hurry, slow down!" Huang Heyuan stepped on his shoe.

Bai Yunjian couldn't bear it anymore, he carried Huang Heyuan to the front, and pushed him to run forward. The two of them stepped on the horn to turn off the lights, and ran all the way, and finally ran to the men's dormitory before being locked out of the building by the housekeeper.

Turning off the lights and going to bed, Bai Yunjian lay on the bed tossing and turning, raising his sleeves to wipe his face from time to time.

He has washed his face several times, but it still feels itchy.

Are the tears of the Yellow River poisonous?Bai Yunjian turned over, buried his face in the pillow, and fell asleep in the middle of the night.