Unpretentious campus essay

"You go down first." Bai Yunjian said.

"Why didn't you get out of bed first?" Huang Heyuan was upset and his tone was very aggressive.

"Because I'm not wearing pants." Bai Yunjian said, "Do you want to watch me wear pants on the bed?"

Huang Heyuan's Adam's apple twitched, and Bai Yunjian seemed sure that he would avoid it, just like the previous times when he played tricks on him, he pinched him to death.If it was him before, he would have wished to grow wings and fly out of bed immediately, but he has changed now.He is not Huang Heyuan, but Holmes Yuan. He must know the truth today.

"Look and see," Huang Heyuan snorted, "What are you afraid of?"

Bai Yunjian stared at Huang Heyuan for a few moments, then lowered his head, "It's up to you."

He can take a bath in the public bathroom calmly, and walk around the dormitory wearing only his underpants. It doesn't matter if he wears pants in front of Huang Heyuan, since they are all men anyway.Bai Yunjian took the pants and stretched out half of his legs from under the quilt.

Huang Heyuan: "..."

The faint light in the corridor passes through the two panes of glass on the door frame, and shines dimly on the calf between the white clouds.Huang Heyuan suddenly remembered a time when he got up before dawn to look at the snow. The sky was as dark as the dormitory, and the white snow on the ground reflected the lustrous light. The legs between the white clouds reminded him of the snow that day.

Bai Yunjian was also stunned for a few seconds, he had never felt his legs were so white before... it was better to put them on under the quilt.I retracted my legs, put two trouser legs under the quilt, straightened my waist and lifted the belt of the trousers, and the bed creaked a few times as I fell together.

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

This scene and this situation are so weird and ambiguous when you think about it in detail, Huang Heyuan couldn't stand it anymore, and jumped off the ground while pulling the bed ladder.Not long after, Bai Yunjian stepped down the stairs step by step, took out a bag of potato chips from the cabinet, and put a can of Coke on the table.

"I only have these." Bai Yunjian whispered.

Huang Heyuan sat on the stool, tore open the bag of potato chips, secretly thankful that the bedroom was dark, otherwise his flushed face would have been exposed.

"Crack..."

Huang Heyuan chewed it, and tasted a sweet and salty taste with a hint of chocolate.

"What is this..." Huang Heyuan wrinkled his face, "How could you buy such unpalatable potato chips?"

"...you bought this." Bai Yunjian said, "Sea salt chocolate flavor."

"..." Huang Heyuan ate another slice, forcing his respect, "The second slice is much better, it's delicious, my taste is still good."

Bai Yunjian had nothing to say, he sat on the table and listened to Huang Heyuan crunching potato chips.He vaguely guessed the motive of Huang Heyuan's behavior of climbing his bed in the middle of the night, and quietly waited for Huang Heyuan to finish eating.

Huang Heyuan ate a few potato chips, opened the Coke and drank a couple of sips, then stopped drinking.He's not interested in Coke. Drinking too much of it can lead to osteoporosis. That's not okay, he wants to grow taller.

"Bai Yunjian." Huang Heyuan intertwined his fingers, and looked at his face through the dim light of the corridor, "In the evening, what do you mean by paying me back the gift money?"

"What did you think of?" Bai Yunjian asked.

Huang Heyuan's heart was beating like a drum, he didn't intend to go around in circles, and asked straight to the point, "Are you C?"

Baiyun was silent, Huang Heyuan stood up nervously, he suddenly didn't want to know the answer.His feelings for C Sauce are very complicated. It was just a coincidence to watch her live broadcast at the beginning. He felt that she was different from other anchors and was very novel.However, after watching it for a year, he has been very sincere. C sauce can get married, but C sauce cannot be a man.If she is a man, isn't she cheating people and traffic?So what is the emotion he invested in this year?

"You must not know what I'm talking about. Don't worry about it." Huang Heyuan pursed his lips, "I'm going back to sleep."

But at this moment, Bai Yunjian nodded his chin suddenly.

Huang Heyuan: "..."

"I am." Bai Yunjian whispered, "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Bai Yunjian took out a bank card from the drawer, "I will slowly return the money you tipped. I will pay you [-] first."

There was a post-it note on the bank card with a line of numbers written on it, probably a password.The password was unclear, Huang Heyuan stared at the card with a blank expression.Even if he was mentally prepared, at the moment when Bai Yunjian admitted it, he finally understood the feeling of Xu Xian happily spending the Dragon Boat Festival with the white lady, but when he returned to the room, his wife suddenly turned into a big snake, and he understood the true feelings of the girl in the rice circle. Aidou suddenly said that he wanted to change his gender.

"Woo..." Huang Heyuan covered his mouth, bit his lip to hold back his tears, stared at Bai Yunjian, and said vaguely, "Do you know who I am?"

"Let's go out and talk." Bai Yunjian lowered his voice and pulled Huang Heyuan's sleeve, "Go to the corridor."

"I don't." Huang Heyuan shook his hand violently, wiped away his tears vigorously, and shouted: "Baiyunjian, do you know who I am!? Tell me!"

Bai Yunjian felt a headache, raised his hand and gently locked the door.After Huang Heyuan finished yelling, there was no movement of turning over in the dormitory, which meant that the roommates were all awake and were pretending to be dead and eating melons.

Huang Heyuan was furious, he figured it out, and murmured to himself: "I understand...it's WeChat...my Huya ID is also called Human Sunflower... No wonder, you already knew it, so your previous behavior was so... It's weird, so you really don't have a crush on me..."

"Calm down." Bai Yunjian said, "We can wait until dawn to talk."

"Calm down?" Huang Heyuan laughed back in anger, and slapped the bank card on the ground, "Of course you can calm down, you're not the one who was cheated! Baiyun Jian, why did you dress like that to broadcast live?!"

"What about you? Give me a reasonable explanation!"

"Why should I explain it to you?"

"You don't need to explain to me! In order to earn traffic and attract attention, you want to make a lot of bad money, so you disguised yourself as a woman to deceive your fans?!"

Bai Yunjian lowered his eyelids, "You can think what you want. I'm not like you, I need money."

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Baiyunjian seems to be like this all the time, calm and calm, like a stone, like a cloud, like a robot.He was sad and hysterical, but Bai Yunjian had always acted indifferent and indifferent.He didn't feel guilty at all, and the so-called apology was all formulaic perfunctory.

That's right, after all, the human sunflower is just one of the people who was deceived by him in the live broadcast room.Why should he care about the joys, sorrows and joys of a man who has been taken advantage of.

But, how could C sauce be such a person.How could such a powerful and cold girl be an illusion created by Bai Yunjian! ! !

"Are you... disgusting or not... Cheap or cheap, coquettish or not..." Huang Heyuan sniffled, "How could you do this... You can attract fans with technology, but you must be a shemale..."

"Yes, I'm disgusting, I'm cheap, I'm coquettish." Bai Yunjian took a deep breath, "I said, I will pay you back, can you stop messing around like a child?"

"I'm messing around?! The money can be paid back!" Huang Heyuan burst into tears, and stomped on the bank card that fell on the ground, "Baiyun Jian, I! Here! Your! Heart! You! How can I pay it back!!!"

Bai Yunjian: "..."

"For you, I swept the land for a year! And today all the good things are shattered! You remember, I will never watch your live broadcast again. The sunflowers in the world will fall into the abyss and wither forever!!!" Huang Heyuan pulled He opened the door and ran out without looking back.

"..." Bai Yunjian leaned over to pick up the card, and shook Gu Haiyu's bed, "Gu Haiyu."

Gu Haiyu pretended to have just woken up, "...Ah, boss, what's the matter. I was dreaming just now, and it seemed like someone was arguing..."

"Stop pretending. Go and see the Yellow River." Bai Yunjian whispered, "He's too excited."

"Amitabha, there is nothing in the first place, where is the dust?" Gu Haiyu jumped off the bed and put on his pants, "Hey... don't get excited, it's fine."

"...I'm not excited."

"Really." Gu Haiyu smiled, "Your voice is shaking."

Bai Yunjian: "..."

Gu Haiyu stepped on the flip-flops, patted Bai Yunjian on the shoulder, and stepped out the door.

It was almost five o'clock, the sky was dark, and the sound of someone flushing the toilet could be vaguely heard.After standing in Bai Yunjian for a while, feeling a bit cold, he put on a coat and shoes, and went out.

At this moment, Xu Buyi and Panda sat up with dazed faces.

"Squad leader, what's going on?" Panda was confused, "Are they... breaking up?"

"...It doesn't seem like it. Is the boss still wearing women's clothes... I don't understand what it is..." Xu Buyu said slowly, "Brother, we will keep the content of their quarrel a secret, and no one will ask. Say, how about letting Brother Hui handle it after class is over?"

"Okay." Panda lay back, "I will never betray my brother's privacy. However, the noise is so loud, the next door must have heard it."