Unpretentious campus essay

Bai Yunjian took a step forward, Huang Heyuan's heart rang out, and he was about to tie the knot.

"Let me tell you, my hands are super nimble, and I can tie five knots in three seconds! Do you think it's your feet that are faster, or my hands?"

In fact, Bai Yunjian was sure to rush to Huang Heyuan within a second and kill him in an instant.

However, there is a problem - Huang He is far away on the bed, and his trousers will fall down if he does not lift them up.The picture of two people fighting on the bed to grab a trouser belt is bad enough, if the trousers are torn off by Huang Heyuan again... Bai Yunjian can't even think about it.

Seeing that Bai Yunjian was obviously very angry, but still stuck in place, Huang Heyuan let out a smug huff, and felt his chin itch, as if some liquid was coming down his skin.

Wow, you won't be drooling excitedly, will you?Raising his hand, the tentacles were bright red.

is blood.

Bai Yunjian hit him on the chin just now, his teeth hit his lips, and the skin was broken.

No wonder it hurts so much!Huang Heyuan's eyes gradually filled with tears, and he didn't dare to speak forcefully, "Will I...will leave a scar?"

Bai Yunjian: "...It's just a broken skin."

Isn't broken skin equal to disfigurement?Huang Heyuan burst into tears, but thinking that his eyes were swollen, he must not cry again today, so he insisted on holding back, his thin lips were pouted all the way up, and Koda Ya would call him an expert when he saw him.

Seeing Huang Heyuan's expression, Bai Yunjian felt very bad.Last time he was sprayed with half a can of Coke, the young master cried and cried all the way, but this time he bleeds, what will he do?Maybe I'm going to jump off the stairs.

No, I have to find a way.At that time, there was still a blink of an eye left before the tears welled up in the eyes of the Yellow River, Bai Yunjian's brain was working extremely fast, and an optimal plan came up.

Huang Heyuan made a gesture to make trouble: "Hmph..."

Bai Yunjian suddenly lowered his head and took off his glasses, covering his face: "Woo..."

Huang Heyuan: "?????"

The young master's tears had just popped out of his head, but he was so frightened by Bai Yunjian that he shrank back.

Bai Yunjian was leaning against the wall, his clothes, trousers and hair were messed up by him, the back of his hand was close to his eyes, silently wiping away tears, the tip of his nose was red, and he was writhing in grievance, as if he had been bullied by the sky.

"Hey...why are you acting like this all of a sudden..." Huang Heyuan wiped the blood from his lips, his fingers tangled around his trousers helplessly, "Don't cry...it's me who was beaten..."

Bai Yunjian lowered his head.

"That... I'm sorry." Huang Heyuan stroked his hair irritably, "Can you stop crying?"

In a place where the Yellow River is far out of sight, Bai Yunjian slightly hooked his lips.Bai Yunjian's plan is very simple, to go the way of the Yellow River first, so that he has nowhere to go.This method is not suitable for everyone, the same young master, if it was Gu Haiyu, he would probably be indifferent and even laugh.But Huang He is far from this. He is arrogant, domineering, kind and easy to deceive.

"You...take off your trousers." Huang Heyuan endured the humiliation and got off the bed, imitating his father's coaxing tone, "I'll help you put the belt back on, okay. Don't cry, it's okay, I don't blame you, I don't hurt."

Bai Yunjian: "..." There is no need to take off your pants.The young master is really too kind.

"Take it off." Huang Heyuan covered his eyes, "Anyway, it's just the two of us, don't tell anyone, no one will know."

Bai Yunjian was silent for a moment, then lowered his voice, "...don't you think it's strange?"

In an unfamiliar hotel room, two thick cucumbers were scattered on the bed, and there were two boys standing beside the bed, one named Huang Heyuan and the other named Bai Yunjian.Bai Yunjian's clothes were disheveled, and he was still tugging at Bai Yunjian's belt.

Huang Heyuan finally came to his senses, the waistband in his hand seemed to have turned into a thin snake, he threw off the belt almost in horror, and covered his eyes with both hands.

"I'm a straight man." Huang Heyuan closed his eyes to force himself to be calm, "You're not a girl either, and you still look so safe. Take it off, I can handle it."

Bai Yunjian: "..." I couldn't bear it.

Huang Heyuan heard the movement between the white clouds, and the sound of the door being shut with a "knock".

he's gone?

Huang Heyuan opened his eyes, and vaguely saw a figure in the toilet.

The toilets in this hotel are made of frosted glass, and only the silhouette of the body among the white clouds can be vaguely seen.

Bai Yunjian was bending over to take off his pants.

The waist is very thin, no wonder you can't wear pants without a belt.

The legs are quite long too, last time I saw Bai Yunjian in the bathhouse without any hair on his legs, it was so strange...

Huang Heyuan touched his legs, and suddenly realized——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Huang Heyuan frantically fumbled for his mobile phone, thinking about Baidu "how to put the waistband of sports pants in", just after typing in the search bar, the QQ phone rang.

It was Gu Haiyu.

As Gu Haiyu said yesterday, he came to ask him to hang out.

In fact, Huang Heyuan didn't particularly dislike Gu Haiyu, but when he thought that his father was actually using him to have a relationship with Gu Haiyu's mother, he couldn't get along with Gu Haiyu calmly.

Huang Heyuan frowned and thought for a few seconds before answering the phone.

"Huang Sang, come down." Gu Haiyu said.

"Gu Haiyu," Huang Heyuan cleared his throat, "We can't be friends. Let me just say it, I'm just a part of my father's relationship with your family. Let's not say that we don't have friendship. Even if we do, it's not pure. , is a mixture."

Gu Haiyu: "..."

Huang Heyuan: "A mixture is a mixture of two or more substances. Do you understand what I mean? Our friendship has been dirty from the beginning."

Gu Haiyu was silent for a long time, and suddenly burst into laughter, "Hahahahahaha Huang Sang, how could you be so pure? What should I do, I seem to like you more and more."

"Get out!" Huang Heyuan cursed, "Anyway, I don't want to play with you."

"Come on." Gu Haiyu smiled, "I don't have any friends, pity me?"

Huang Heyuan: "...Fart."

"Really, I used to chant scriptures in Shaolin Temple." Gu Haiyu smiled half-truthfully, "I want to fight today, but I can't find anyone to help me."

Huang Heyuan touched his stinging lips, recognized the cold reality of his low force value, and said forcefully, "Then don't look for me, I don't fight. I can't bear the risk of losing my appearance."

"I don't expect you either, just watch from the sidelines." Gu Haiyu said, "I tend to get dizzy when I hit people, you just need to stop me and stop hitting people out of order."

"...huh?" Huang Heyuan scratched his hair, "I'm not at home. No, why are you fighting?"

"Let's meet and talk." Gu Haiyu's tone was still smiling, but if you analyze it carefully, you can taste a gloomy flavor, "I'm in the lobby of Luojia Hotel. Hurry up."

Huang Heyuan was terrified, even his father didn't know that he was in Luojia Hotel, how did Gu Haiyu know?

"How...how do you know where I am?"

"It's calculated." Gu Haiyu said mysteriously.

"I don't believe it." Huang Heyuan frowned, "You don't cultivate immortality, how can you be so accurate. You don't know how to install a GPS on me, do you?"

Gu Haiyu was indeed calculated based on his strength.He went to look for Huang Heyuan in the morning, but in vain, Huang's father told him that Huang Heyuan was going in the direction of Huangnitang.There is only one star hotel in Huangnitang, which is Luojia.According to Young Master Huang's personality, he would naturally choose the best hotel to stay in.It just so happens that his family owns a stake in Lorgar Hotel, so just ask someone to check the check-in information.However, he couldn't tell Huang Heyuan the reasoning process, he had to maintain his sense of mystery.

"

When you come down, I will tell you how to calculate it. "Gu Haiyu hung up the phone.

Huang Heyuan has nothing to clean up, looking around, the only thing to clean up is the white cloud in the toilet.

"Hey..." Huang Heyuan called out, "Did you get in?"

After a few seconds, the frosted glass of the toilet was pulled open, and Bai Yunjian stepped out.

He tidied up in the toilet, put his thick bangs back neatly and covered his forehead, as if it could be bulletproof, and put on his white sweater and sweatpants meticulously.

He's back again.

Huang Heyuan frowned, "Then what... I just gave you 8.8 yuan, and the money for the cold medicine was also transferred last time. I didn't mean to bully you, so don't cry, you know?"

Hearing the pure and kind words in the young master's milk, Bai Yunjian was a little embarrassed to play him, and said lightly: "I didn't cry, I pretended."

Huang Heyuan: "?????"

Bai Yunjian unscrewed the door lock, closed the door, and ran away in one go.

Huang Heyuan opened the door, Bai Yunjian was stepping into the elevator, the silhouette flashed by.

Huang Heyuan jumped: "Among the white clouds?! Are you plotting against me?"

Huang Heyuan packed up his things angrily, and angrily went downstairs to check out. Gu Haiyu was waiting in the lobby as he said on the phone.

He slumped on the sofa, tossing a coin boredly, and when he saw the Yellow River coming down, he let out a yo.

"Huang Sang, why are your lips so torn?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

Gu Haiyu teased: "I just saw Mr. Bai come out of the elevator. Could it be that... he bit your mouth?"

"Get out." Huang Heyuan frowned, "You don't mention him, I'm so mad."

Gu Haiyu elongated his voice: "Oh——!"

"Pfft!" The young lady at the front desk smiled all over her face.

Huang Heyuan: "..." Ahhh, how can it be repaired!