[Digital Corps] Brilliant Life

In the end, I went to Paris, but it was not a so-called honeymoon trip. After all, it was really laughable for a few old men to say that they went on honeymoon.

In fact, the reason why Yinti proposed to go to Paris was because he was sent to a meeting by the company, and he abducted Yinti along the way.As for the others, Yinzhen and Yinyu are going to expand the business of Taobao Store in the European continent, Yinhu follows the tutor to attend the academic seminar and dates with Yinzhen, while Yinxiang and Yinzhen are purely for fun. .

Godfather Kang also borrowed money, of course he received the IOU, but the money was used by everyone to speculate in stocks, real estate, gold, and to expand the business of Taobao shop...

The plane wobbled for nearly twelve hours, and the first thing Yinfeng did after getting off the plane was to rush to the bathroom and vomit overwhelmingly. Yinti handed him tissues one by one, and said distressedly: "Baby, don't you Could it be that she is pregnant, or is she working too hard for her husband?"

"Get out...vomit..." Yinfeng vomited so much that he lost the strength to curse.

"Second brother, you are too impersonal for not telling your younger brothers when you are pregnant." Yinzhen~(≧▽≦)/~

"That's right, we are not such stingy people, so it is no problem to send two boxes of imported milk powder." Yin誐o(≧v≦)o~~

"I want to be a godfather." Yinzhen →_→

"Forget it, you'd better be a godmother and a godfather." Yinxiang slapped Yinzhen away with a slap.

"Shut up! Shut up all of them!" Yinfeng turned around angrily: "Whoever says one more thing, go back and ask your godfather to give you 20.00% more interest! The master has the final say!"

You can really pretend to be a tiger...

"Where's Yinzhen?" Yinti hugged Yinreng into his arms and stroked his hair, changing the subject by the way.

"Mynah's plane arrived half an hour later than ours, and I went to meet my lover~hehe~~hou~"

"You guys laugh so obscenely..." Yinfeng broke away from Yinti's hand, leaving a look of disdain, and strode out.

Another corner of the airport.

When Yinhu came out from the tarmac, he saw the figure of Yinzhen who was looking around with his back turned to him not far away, and shouted: "Drop the oil bottle!"

Yin Zhen looked back in surprise.

Passers-by looked sideways.

There was only a 'whoosh' and a figure rushed over with lightning speed, throwing the other person to the ground.

Yinzhen was sweating profusely, in pain, before he could struggle, Yinhu held him down and began to gnaw his nose and mouth.

"Be gentle..." Yinzhen was very dissatisfied. In just a few years, he was so fat that he couldn't even hold him, and he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't breathe...

"Tsk tsk," Yinti sighed, and touched Yinreng's small face by the way: "It's different for those who have stayed in the foreign devil's place for a few years. If you are so enthusiastic and proactive, my darling, I will wake up laughing from my dreams."

"Then you can go dreaming." Yinfeng rolled his eyes and threw it over.

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Coming out of the airport, Yinhu rushed to the consultation port, and with her elegant smile of a menopausal woman and a loli who was not weaned in the next second, and her fluent English, she asked for the traffic map and tourist map of Paris, and flirted with a foreign girl by the way.

"You're good at fishing foreign girls?"

As soon as Yinhu came back, he was greeted with a sneer on Yinzhen's face and the joking expressions of others watching the show.

Yinhu touched Yinzhen's face, and said disapprovingly, "Men, flirtatiousness is just a superficial appearance, and I'm still very dedicated in my bones. Be good, you have to be confident, those girls don't have any feelings for you."

Yinzhen-_-

Yinhu spread out the map and called everyone to start researching.

Yinfeng felt dizzy when he saw the densely packed subway and the large area express railway line. He helped his forehead, and the feeling of nausea came up again. Have you vomited? Well, this kind of thing, you get used to it after vomiting~"

"Go away!"

Yinzhen took out a small notebook, flipped through it solemnly, and muttered: "The hotel we booked is near the Eiffel Tower, a room costs 120 euros a night, and we booked for eight days. The money was paid by me and Xiao Shi. You can't Delinquent in arrears..."

"So much nonsense!" Yinhu snatched Yintang's notebook: "I asked you for your address and said that there are a lot of them, what are you doing?"

"Why is this available? Mynah, you can't do this. If you don't tell me where I went, I will return your few rooms..." Yinzhen (╰_╯)#

"Go back and ask your godfather to add 20.00% interest to you..." Yinfeng sneered.

"You are ruthless!" Yinzhen gritted her teeth, and began to mourn the hotel money she had paid in advance, knowing that she should not have taken this job in the first place.

"Forget it," Yinyu patted Yinzhen on the shoulder: "Ninth brother, think about it, I don't want my son to be unable to catch wolves, and we still pointed at elder brother and starling to take us to their so-and-so trade conference and so-and-so What kind of academic seminars promote new products..."

Yinxiang glanced at the huge suitcase beside Yinji, twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Brother Ten, you don't have all your new products here..."

"Bingo~" Yinyi snapped his fingers, ~(≧▽≦)/~: "Xiao Shisan is so smart, do you want a trial product? My brother will provide it for you to play with Xiao Shishi at night~"

"How dare you!" Yinzhen threw a mineral water bottle over.

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After a bit of arguing, everyone got on the regional express train from the airport to the city center. After getting on the train, they all squeezed into the seats by the window. Looking at the rapidly receding scenery outside the window, they were a little excited for a while.

After arriving at the central station, he went through the tunnel to change to the subway. Looking at the bustling crowd, Yinzhen sighed with emotion: "I suddenly felt a strong sense of national superiority..."

"What?"

"Look at the family in front of you, men, black, women, white, children, neither black nor white, and then look at us Chinese, 56 ethnic groups are one family, all of them are the same, and they all look pleasing to the eye Much~"

"How come you didn't have this awareness 300 years ago~ cut~" Yinzhen mocked unceremoniously.

"Fuck your shit!" (#‵′) convex

Yinbi swayed over, and took a few steps back. After turning around, her eyes lit up, and she greeted loudly: "Everyone come back! Don't you think this is a godfather!"

Everyone retreated collectively. The huge poster on the wall in front of them was indeed their godfather. It was an abstract oil painting from 300 years ago, and there were words on it. Of course, the foreign language... I couldn't understand it.

Yinrong was the first to react, and took out his mobile phone to send text messages.

"Godfather, godfather~~ Congratulations to Naihong for coming to the country of foreign devils~~~"

"I was popular all over the world =_="

"Not in this life~~last life~~oh hehehe~~~"

"What?"

A photo was taken, and an overseas MMS was sent.

Half a minute later, I received a reply: "..."

"Godfather, what does this mean?"

"I did a good job in image promotion in my previous life~~~oh hehehehe~~~~"

"..."

Yinzhen bit his lips: "There is no me for Mao, only godfather for Mao, and for Mao..."

Yinreng patted Yinzhen's shoulder, and said sympathetically, "It's not enough to be an emperor and just be able to confiscate your home. You have to learn how to be a godfather and develop in all aspects, oh hehe~~"

"Go away." o(︶︿︶)o

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Change to Metro Line [-] at Central Station and go all the way to the Eiffel Tower. Line [-] is the only subway line in Paris that runs on the ground, passing through the Seine River along the way.

Looking out of the window at the passing exotic buildings, listening to the organ and singing of the buskers on the bus, everyone finally had a sense of being in a foreign land.

"Tsk tsk~" Yinti shook his head: "Foreign devils are open~"

Everyone followed his gaze and saw a couple leaning against the door who were inseparably kissing each other.

"Brother, you are envious, jealous, and hate, you can also pull the second brother to show it in full view, the younger brothers don't mind watching~~"~(≧▽≦)/~

"Go back and add 20.00%!" Yinfeng (#‵′) raised

"Cut~~you know this sentence~~" everyone ╮(╯_╰)╭

"I really want to pull it off," Yinti scratched his head, "but my baby is not a little girl, you have to pay attention to your image in a foreign country..."

"So big brother knows the word image... Tsk tsk." ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The car stopped at a stop, the couple by the door got off, and two men came up and started again.

Half a minute later, the two men hugged each other, and they were also inseparably kissed.

(⊙o⊙)!

"Baby~~~" Yinti moved to Yinreng's side: "Should we try it too~~"

"Go away!" (╰_╯)#

Yinzhen slammed the face of Yinhu next to him and kissed it, and let go after half a minute, raised his eyebrows and said: "It's useless to talk, you have to take practical actions."

"Your Majesty V5!"

"Your Majesty GJ!"

"Your Majesty rise up!"

"Long Live Long Live Your Majesty!"

Yinhu lowered his head slightly, blushing...

Yinti twitched the corners of his mouth: "Your Majesty is a model man, my brother is willing to bow down..."

"You guys!" Yin Reng stretched out his fingers, and grabbed Yin Teng's face by the way: "Including you! Go back and add 20.00% to all!"

"Honey~ brother's money is your money~ are you sure?"

"Go as far as you want to give me!"

After arriving at the destination, get out of the subway station, and the Eiffel Tower is not far in front of you.

Everyone turned around and shook their heads. Why is such a broken iron tower famous all over the world?

"Be famous as early as possible..." Yinfeng sighed with emotion, and the others deeply agreed.

Yinhu took out the map, studied the route to the hotel, and gave up after 10 minutes: "Let's find someone to ask."

So Yinhu stopped a passerby.

"!@%#@￥#...%￥￥#" in English.

"￥#&%￥...%￥@#￥" in French.

"&￥&%...#%￥...#" in English.

"&...%&￥%￥...#%￥￥#@!" French.

English.

French.

English.

French.

Gotta...chickens talk to ducks.

Yinhu couldn't see it, so she went up and pushed Yinhu away, and said with a smile, "Comrade, how can I get to XX Hotel, No. XX, XX Road?"

Standard Chinese.

The man laughed and said in standard Chinese: "I said it earlier, brother, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Yin誐～（≧▽≦）/～

Everyone -_-

After Yinbi asked the way clearly, he started arguing with that person again, from the ancient Yanhuang to Jintao Baobao, from the Taiwan Strait relationship to Brother Chun and the fourth sister, the two of them talked freely and frothyly, while others were about to start fighting on their feet. When she was dozing off, Yinyi finally sent that person away with unsatisfactory intentions, and left QQ, email by the way...

"Did you ask clearly?!" Everyone was angry.

"Of course I asked clearly~" Yinyu O(∩_∩)O~: "See, you have to be confident. Learning foreign languages ​​is useful, but you still have to learn Chinese. You are not afraid to travel all over the world~~"

"That's shit luck for you," Yinfeng said disdainfully, "Only those who have cheated in the fourth grade from the freshman to the senior will say that."

Yin 誐 (#‵′) convex

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After everyone found the hotel and put down their luggage, they rested for a while and then came out to look for food.The first meal was the reliable authentic French food recommended on the Internet.

As the night fell, one by one came out of the restaurant with stomach full, Yinhu hiccupped and said, "Not much."

"Then you snatched my plate after eating just now?!" Yin Zhen laughed.

hum~

Going down from the subway entrance next to the restaurant is a small subway station, and there is no one else except them.

Yinfeng suddenly said: "I want to drink water."

"Go back and drink~" Yinti patted Yinrong's head.

"No, there is a vending machine on the opposite side. You are waiting for Master here, and you will be back later." Yinfeng turned around and ran towards the opposite direction after speaking.

"Hey! You!" Yinti felt helpless, but there shouldn't be any problem...

"Second brother is really a troublesome little fairy." Yinzhen muttered dissatisfiedly, sat down on the chair next to him and began to doze off.

"Be careful that he will add you 20.00% if he hears..." Yinxiang shook his head.

"Cut~~From the previous life to the current life~~" Yinyu sat down beside Yintang and began to doze off.

Yinrong ran across the aisle and was about to go up the stairs when a man with a silly smile stood in front of him.

"%￥#...%￥...%￥@%" in French.

⊙﹏⊙

Before coming to France, Yinfeng made up for it a lot, but so far he only learned three words, hello, yes and no.

Responding instinctively, Yinreng nodded indiscriminately, and said "oui"...yes.

So the man smiled even more stupidly, he reached down to the zipper of his trousers and pulled it down, and took out something...

Start walking the bird o(╯*╰)o

Yinreng was startled, he turned to the left, the opponent turned to the left, turned to the right, and the opponent turned to the right.

Yinfeng clenched his hand into a fist and was about to make a move when another figure beside him rushed up.

"Hey! Sinister! Suffer death!"

A sharp female voice came out, followed by a roundabout kick, which hit the bird that the man was walking...

Then there was a left punch and a kick to beat Hai Bian, and the man fell to the ground, dying.

(⊙o⊙)!

Yinfeng was dumbfounded.

The heroine took care of the wretched man, went to Yinfeng, and waved him to come back to his senses.

"Little brother~~ There are many perverts in foreign countries~~ Don't run around alone at night~~ A pervert like you is my favorite~~~"~(≧▽≦)/~

Yinfeng wiped his face and cupped his fists: "Heroine, please accept another gift. Dare I ask the heroine Gao's name, where is she from?"

"It's easy to say!" The heroine also replied: "It's not well-known, it's from Xi'an."

"The heroine has extraordinary skills, I admire her."

"Little brother looks good, envy envy."

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Yinfeng had been arguing with the heroine for too long, and everyone over there was waiting impatiently, especially Yinti, who was about to find someone, when five or six black brothers suddenly appeared in front of them, all of them with knives in their hands, and their faces were fierce.

This is the situation~~o(>_<)o~~

"%￥...#￥%&￥%...￥#%@#￥" in French.

To put it bluntly, if you encounter a robber, hit him directly.

The skills that have been hidden for 300 years are finally useful. Seven people still have an advantage over six people. Although there is no weapon in hand, it is unambiguous in hand-to-hand combat.

After a fierce fight, the knife changed hands. The black brothers cried and begged their grandpa to sue their grandma, and finally left in despair.

When Yinreng came back, he saw the black brothers walking by with a look of desolation, why not?

Yinti pulled Yinreng over and asked with concern, "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, what's the matter with you?"

Some had paint on their faces, some had their clothes cut off, and some had a shoe flying off.

"Second brother is indeed a troublesome little goblin." Yinzhen snorted angrily.

"20.00%!"

"Humph!"

So in the end, the so-called honeymoon trip turned into a cheating trip.

Kangxi burst into tears, isn't it just a cheating trip o(>﹏<)o