[Digital Corps] Brilliant Life

On November [-]th, Yinzhen picked up her mobile phone and sent another group text message: Tomorrow at [-] o'clock in the evening, our association will hold a bachelor party in the east playground, and all brothers and brothers are sincerely invited to attend (~o~)~zZ

Yinti: Xiao Jiu'er...you're itchy again, aren't you...

Yinfeng: Do you think the Lord will believe in you (#‵′)

Yinzhen: no

Yinhu: Xiao Jiuer... My brother hasn't cleaned you up for too long, you're going to go to the house to expose the tiles, aren't you (╰_╯)#

Yinyi: Ninth Brother, Mynah already told me, how could you treat me like this/(ㄒoㄒ)/...

Yinxiang: Your association is so dangerous... the fourth brother won't let you go o(>﹏<)o

Yinzhen: There is an appearance fee~ There is a bonus~ If not, it’s out of the question ╮(╯_╰)╭

How can you do this...o(>_<)o...

Is it easy for me to be the president of the association? I X﹏X

……

"Baby ~ little beauty ~, what are your plans for tomorrow ~"

Fatty Wang was rubbing pomade on his head in front of the mirror, while asking Yinrong and Yinhu. ?

"Tomorrow? What's going on tomorrow?"

"Hey... Tomorrow is Singles' Day..."

What is Singles' Day?

After a search on Baidu, the two of them found the answer after half a minute, which is quite interesting...

"Brother Fat, your hair is so shiny, and you're wearing such a fancy new shirt, what do you want?"

"Of course." Fatty Wang turned up his shirt collar and posed in a pose that he thought was handsome: "Go on a date..."

"Dating?! Fat brother, do you have a girlfriend?!" Yinfeng suddenly became interested.

"It will be after tonight," Fatty Wang smiled lewdly: "You know..."

o (︶︿︶) o

"Brother Fat, which girl are you going to spoil..."

"The flower of the English department...," Fatty Wang put his arm around Yinhu's head: "Little beauty, what are you talking about... How can the fat brother spoil other girls? It is the blessing of that girl to follow the fat brother." yes……"

-＿-#

Yinhu pushed away with an embarrassing face.

"Fatty brother, you can do it, you can also catch flowers." Yinfeng patted Fatty Wang's three-layered belly and smiled badly.

"You think that only beautiful boys like you are popular. Grandpa, although I am not congenitally qualified, I am better than the connotation. Do you understand the connotation? A man like Grandpa exuding mature charm, how can you weak and beautiful boys be able to comprehend it?" transparent."

-＿-||

"But having said that, baby~ little beauty... why don't you find a girlfriend, life is too short, if you haven't held a girl's little hand in four years of college, then it's a waste of time..."

Feelings, you entered college just to hold girls' little hands...

"Aren't we just freshmen..."

"I just want to hurry up now. With your conditions, if you stop outside casually, the girls won't rush forward..."

Yinrong and Yinhu looked at each other, it seems that there is some reason...

In the previous life, when they were seventeen or eighteen years old, they had a bunch of wives, big and small, and their first baby was born in Yinfeng. .

Fatty Wang saw that they seemed to be moved by his persuasion, and continued his efforts: "You two go to school together every day and leave school together. How can there be two boys who are so tired of crookedness? Girls like you don't dare to post if they are interesting."

……Oops

Ding Yi, who has been in a ghost state and ignored by others for a long time, passed by the three of them, and lightly said: "This is very good."

......=＿=

I don't know why, Ding Yi's eyes always make Yinreng and Yinhu feel creepy. It seems that such eyes have also been seen in the eyes of Zhuang Tingting's girls?

I hope it is an illusion...

And at this moment Ding Yi's inner OS: Grave Egg King Fatty! ! !Destroy the CP and strike lightning! ! ! ! ... o (>_<) o ...

……

November [-], Saturday, Singles' Day.

In the morning, at eight o'clock, Yinreng slept soundly, and his phone rang loudly. Yinreng was so angry that he almost threw his phone out of the bed. Just before he acted, he remembered that his mother spent more than 2000 yuan to buy it for him, so he quickly stopped.

"Who?!"

The tone is very bad.

"Baby... why don't you reply to the text message... come down quickly... let's go to East Lake..."

╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

Nightmare!

Yinfeng hung up the phone directly, turned off the phone, turned over, and continued to sleep.

Two minutes later, Yinhu's cell phone rang.

"Little beauty... why don't you reply to text messages... come down quickly... my brother is waiting for you downstairs..."

Yinti was stunned for a full minute before realizing that it was Yinti who was speaking.

"Brother, we haven't woken up yet..."

"Little beauties...you're getting lazy...it's been a long time and you're still sleeping...this is terrible...get up quickly..."

-＿-#

After being so noisy by Yinti, Yinhu lost the interest in going to sleep, got up and took a shower, and checked his phone by the way, there were more than a dozen unread text messages, all from the group: AisinGioro

At that time, when Yinhu took this name, Yinrong saw him, and scolded him for being so pretentious, and learning other people's foreign language. Yinhu despised him for being uneducated. These days, everything needs to be changed to a foreign language name to make it look classy ╮(╯_╰ )╭

Yinhu opened them one by one, urging him to get up quickly and go to the East Lake...

Why are these people in such a good mood today ==

After Yinhu washed and dressed, Yinrong was still wrapped in a quilt and fell asleep soundly.

Yinhu pulled and tugged again, but it didn't work at all. Finally, he rolled his eyes and shouted: "Brother is here to arrest someone!"

Yinfeng sat up suddenly, his head hit the ceiling with a "bang", howling.

Hahaha... As expected, this trick still works...

O(∩_∩)O~

……

When the two of them came down, Yin Qu was squatting on the side of the road, eating meat buns indistinctly, Yin Ti was on the phone, and Yin Zhen was chanting with a book.

Yinhu walked over to take a look, college English...

(⊙o⊙)!

That's right, Yinzhen just seized the time to read in the morning...

"Tsk tsk, doesn't His Majesty hate these foreign devils the most? Why are you so keen on learning foreign languages ​​now?"

Yinzhen glanced at him and ignored him, but his heart was crying blood. He had no other choice, the situation forced him to take the fourth level exam next month, but he couldn't get a degree certificate for the fourth level, and he was under the eaves I have to bow my head o(>﹏<)o

Yinhu was bored, a little unwilling, and continued: "It's a pity that those descendants of His Majesty the Emperor are useless. If anyone could take over the world in the past, now it's the foreign devils who come to learn from us, and His Majesty the Emperor doesn't have to work so hard to read foreign languages... ...Sigh, don't talk about occupying the world, the Qing Dynasty has completely defeated the descendants of His Majesty the Emperor."

……

Yinzhen was not angry at all, but laughed instead: "Yinhu, I found out that you like to provoke me on purpose."?

"Deliberately antagonizing me is actually to get my attention, right? Those articles seem to be written like this. You and I are fighting for the throne because you can't beg him? What a pity, it's useless for you to tease me like this, lord I really don’t have that kind of thought about you.”~(@^_^@)~

……

(#‵′) Convex

After Yinyu finished eating the meat buns, he saw Yinhu pounced on him: "Brother... you finally came down..."

"What's wrong with you? Have you wiped your hands clean?"

"Brother, you dislike me..." X﹏X

……

"What are you trying to say?"

"He! It's him!" Pointing at Yinzhen, Yinzhen complained: "At 07:30, he kicked open the door of our dormitory, causing me to be kicked out by my roommate!!"

"Are you embarrassed? I knocked on your bedroom door for at least half an hour and called you no less than twenty times. You slept like a dead pig."

=_=

In fact, it was at seven o'clock when Yinti sent a round of text messages, and only Yinzhen had already woken up, so he told Yinzhen that he would call Yinreng and Yinti, and Yinzhen would call Yinyu, and Yinzhen didn't want to go. , but he didn't want to call Yinhu even more, so he went anyway, but after knocking on the door of Yinhu's bedroom for half an hour, no one got up to answer the door, and refused to answer the phone call. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and kicked the door open. , dragged Yinqi up, the movement was too loud, and woke up Yinqi's roommate who had come back all night before going to bed, and the two of them were unceremoniously kicked out...

Over there, Yinti was still calling his little girlfriend: "...my younger brothers, all of them are bachelors, it's not easy for an older brother to abandon them, right? Be good, don't be awkward, see you again tomorrow." Accompany you."

The phone finally hung up, Yinti sighed: "Women are trouble..."

"Do you treat your girlfriend like this? Why are you here to join in the fun when we celebrate Singles' Day?" Yinfeng snorted disdainfully.

"Oh, my brother can't bear you, baby~ I can't bear to miss you little beauty...I can't bear to miss little four, little nine, little ten, little thirteen, little fourteen~ You are my brother's close relatives..."

I rub!

"Where did you learn to speak so nasty?! Isn't it disgusting? Death does not pay for life, does it?!" (‵o′)

Last night, Yinzhen suggested in the group of lonely souls and wild ghosts that all brothers and younger brothers go to Singles’ Day together today, and by the way, they can enhance their brotherhood, and everyone despises them. They have a fart to improve their relationship and increase their hatred. almost...

However, after arguing for a long time, they finally reached a consensus, and it was really because...it was too boring.

The final project that was settled was... visiting the East Lake.

A group of old men went to visit the East Lake, which is quite leisurely.

╮(╯_╰)╭

Of course, in fact, Yinzhen has selfish intentions. It is much easier to gather people together first, and then trick them into a bachelor party at night....

The five of them arrived at the South Gate by school bus, and they made an appointment with Yinzhen, Yinxiang and Yinzhen to meet at the gate.

As soon as Yinzhen saw Yinxiang, he stuffed all the soy milk buns bought for him into his hands.

Yinhu pouted: "You are really kind to your precious brother."

"..."

"?"

"I've said it before, I'm not interested in you, don't try to tease me with words, if you do this, I'll think you're jealous." o(︶︿︶)o

Yinhu rolled his eyes: "Have you got your head caught by the door, or do you feel too good about yourself, do you really think you are a heartthrob?"

"Is it clear in your own heart?"

-＿-#

"Xiao Jiuer, why don't you have a girlfriend?"

Yinzhen is very curious. With Yinzhen's lustful personality, it's too abnormal not to have a woman...

How can you be better yourself...

"Master is one of the thousands of flowers that don't stick to your body. For women, just tease me. Only a fool will fix one..." O(∩_∩)O～

"That's right, that's right," Yinfeng nodded, "Only a fool would hang himself on a tree..."

Yinti=_=