King of bugs

Tuantuan Diary

My name is Tuantuan. I hate this name very much, but my mother likes it very much. Obviously I have a more domineering name called Karl. Every time people call me "Little Prince Karl", I will be very happy and call me "Tuantuan" "Prince", I can't help but want to strike him with lightning.

There are four people in our family, including me of course. The races are two angel races and two races. My mother is a Zerg race. She is easy to bully and loves me very much.

But my father, who belongs to the same clan as me, doesn't like me. He just likes my ugly younger brother, a big fat bug. If my mother doesn't like me, I will be jealous to death.

Dad always likes to pinch Nono's face...

In fact, I am very jealous of why that fat worm has such a nice name, Nuonuo, Nuonuo, what a nice name, I am the little prince, and I am called such a frustrating name.

round and round……

Who wants to call a rice ball by the name...

Father dotes on mother very much, some ministers asked father to marry Uncle Nalan and let them give birth to many little angels, but father refused and did not let mother know.

My father secretly told me that my mother would divorce him if she knew about it, and told me not to tell it. I know what divorce is. I vaguely remember that when I was very young, my parents had a very tense fight, and my mother would not cook for my father. , I didn’t give Dad a bed, for this reason, I even bit Nalan.

When I mentioned that bite, I felt ashamed to death. I was still young at the time, and I didn’t know if my little brother could bite. Later, when Nalan saw me, his face turned pale, and he broke out in a cold sweat, or...shock...

That guy Nuonuo likes to cling to me very much, using his soft body and rows of feet to climb on me, if he is not too fat, even if he sneaks on me for three days, I probably will find him I can't.

Nuonuo often looked at me with his four eyes. I covered my eyes in fright and hid behind my mother. Then, my mother threw me out, and he hid under the quilt, trembling.

At that time, my angelic father would always take my mother out, then throw the fat bug into his arms, let him hold him, and even kiss him.

I'm jealous because I can't even have my mother's kiss, why, why, I'm a child too.

"Mom hugs, mom kisses, mom doesn't like little Nuonuo." The fat worm looked at mom with its big black eyes, and I couldn't help but want to ravage him a few times.

Mother trembling her hands, poked Nuonuo's face with her index finger, then flinched in fright, poked again as if curious: "Is that what I was like when I was a child?"

My mother looks so cute, I really want to kiss her, but unfortunately, before I started to act, my father peeped into my heart and gave me a few chestnuts, my head is still hurting.

My favorite is Uncle Gard. He always wears strange clothes and has long black hair. I prefer to swing by holding his hair.

It's a pity that Uncle Jiade also turned around and left when he saw me. I was very depressed and could only bother him every day, but he was even more afraid of me and fell ill when he heard my name.

I am very distressed, there are no children to play with me at all, fortunately Nuonuo is willing to play with me, but I really don’t like soft things, this guy seems to explode when squeezed, I feel very depressed when I am by my side .

My mother can’t sing well, but she’s pretty good at playing the piano. He used to sing a song called Two Angels. I remember the lyrics are like this: My dear, you fly slowly, be careful of the spaceship flying in front of you, dear, hurry up Go, if you don't go, I will fly first...

My dad heard it and would spank him.

Nuonuo heard it and clapped her hands.

I heard it, turned around and ran.

Oh, by the way, that guy Nalan is dating our deacon, and the deacon is pregnant with an egg, but according to the uncle of the deacon, Nalan is a playboy. Yes, Uncle Deacon is very sad.

Within a few months, Eggy was born, white and beautiful. At that time, I happened to be learning how to draw. I wondered if Eggy had no eyes and a nose. So I asked Nuonuo to come and paint it. The big white egg was painted on, and the deacon uncle was very sad when he saw it.

I think the painting is very good, and my grandfather also said it was good. Grandpa said that it looks like a kind of plaything for human beings. It is called a football and is used for kicking.

So, I kicked...

Eggy smashed Dad's favorite vase, and then, the vase smashed Eggy, Eggy broke out of the shell, and came out a small person, white, but there were two wings on his back, snow white Snow white, it turns out that he is the same as me.

As the saying goes, when a fellow countryman sees a fellow countryman, his eyes are full of tears. I hugged him and kissed him right there. Slapped my ass, I thought I was right, talked back, and got two slaps in the face.

I broke the egg that Uncle Deacon had hatched for three months, and a baby came out. For this, Uncle Deacon rewarded me with a piece of candy, so I decided to smash the egg when I saw it in the future, so that there would be a lot of candy eat.

My dad said, when I grow up, I will be the emperor. I asked the emperor if it was delicious?My mother said that the emperor is delicious, but my father said that the emperor can eat a lot of people.

The person I want to eat the most in my head is Uncle Jiade, so I plan to become the emperor soon, and then eat Uncle Jiade......

Well, I won't write anymore, because to be an emperor, you need to study hard and make progress every day, and you can't spend too much time writing diaries.

TT's diary was discovered by my mother. He said that the three views of the diary I wrote were not correct, and I was not allowed to write in the future.

happy family life

The flowers bloom in spring. This year, Tuantuan has grown up. Mo Yue looks like a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy. The wings behind him have also become very large. When they spread out, they can tightly surround themselves.

Nuonuo is still the image of a little bug, wearing a small dress and a tall hat, with tentacles dangling on her head, very cute.

At this moment, Nuonuo was lying on Tuantuan's head drooling, drying it with the sleeve of his luxurious clothes from time to time, looking very funny.

The two awkward brothers went on a trip with their loving parents. Tuantuan, like Chongchong, had a steamed bun face. He was very depressed because he thought it would be embarrassing for him to be a little prince with a steamed stuffed bun face.

This time they did not ride a dragon, but took a spaceship. In the past, they traveled by themselves on a dragon. This time, they planned to travel with a group and go to Mars.

In fact, Chongchong doesn't want to travel, but wants to see Andy.

Thinking of the flying vinegar that Alphonse ate back then, Chong Chong was very annoyed that poor Andy was forced to marry to Mars.

Where is Mars?It was a primitive tribe, all of them were savages, not all of them, but the majority were aborigines, and Andy, who had thin skin and tender meat, must have been boiled and eaten by savages long ago.

With such apprehension, they arrived at Mars.

No one came to pick up the plane, but followed the group.

The family of three put on good makeup, and they were not recognized by tourists along the way. When they arrived on Mars, they were amazed by the beautiful scenery.

They have never seen the sun on Lala Star, but on Mars, they can see the legendary sun, which is warmer than the red moon illuminated by Lala Star.

It's a pity that the people of Lala Star can't adapt to the sun, because most of them are blood races, and they are instantly wiped out when they see the sun.

Following the tour guide to the Mars Forest Park, Chong Chong anxiously dialed Andy's phone number many years ago, wondering if Lala Xing's mobile phone can be used when he comes to Mars.

Unexpectedly, after a while, the other party connected to the mobile phone, Chongchong was taken aback, and quickly said: "Andy Andy, I'm Chongchong, Alphonse and I came to see you."

The other party wailed loudly: "Don't, tell Your Majesty not to come, I know I was wrong, I won't bother you anymore, just let me stay on Mars, I don't want to be married to another place gone."

Chongchong felt that Alphonse and Andy only saw something tricky, so he glanced sideways at him, Alphonse trembled suddenly, looked at Tuantuan, and then, Chongchong also looked at Tuantuan.

Tuantuan turned a blind eye and said, "Dad called Andy before he came, and said that if he comes to see you again, marry him to the planet Kakala far in the south."

Everyone knows that Martians are mostly aborigines, and the planet Kakala is full of half monkeys and half humans who haven't fully evolved yet, and the electronics industry is very backward.

Chongchong looked at Alphonse angrily, and said: "You, you, you small-bellied man, where did I offend you, marrying him to this place where chickens don't shit, I'll come Look at him, come here to apologize, but you still threaten him." Chongchong couldn't help but swear.

At this moment, a bird flew across the sky, pooped and landed on Chongchong's head.

Chongchong frowned, Alphonse smiled and wiped his hair with a tissue: "It's pretty good here, look, the birds are shitting."

Chong Chong: "..."

At this time, Alphonse took out his mobile phone and dialed Andy's number. Before it rang, the other party picked up the phone, and the voice was special: "Your Majesty, what do you want?"

Alphonse said lightly: "Come out, Chongchong wants to see you."

The other party twisted and pressed the video call button. At this moment, the screen on the phone was projected on the ground, and Andy's hair was disheveled, and there were two dowry robot men next to him.

Andy was only wearing a pair of underpants. Seeing that Chongchong was staring at him, he was so frightened that he pulled a leaf to cover himself, and smiled at Chongchong: "Little Chongzi, I have a good life, there is a robot man Accompaniment, my life is colorful, look, my fair skin is now bronzed, how about it, do I also have the potential to become a masculine? I also have two packs of abs, hahahaha, this is it I won’t show it to you, so as not to make His Majesty jealous.”

Chongchong saw that Andy was living a happy life, holding a delicious-looking fruit in his hand, so he asked, "What's that called?"

Andy was taken aback: "This one, it's called coconut."

Chongchong hung up the phone and said to Alphonse: "Alphonse, let's go eat as a family of four, and I still want to eat the fruit in Andy's hand."

Alphonse ==

Tuantuan==

In fact, Chongchong just started by asking casually. Compared with Andy, delicious food occupies more place in my heart...

As the sun was setting, the two men were followed by a boy and a cute little bug, holding hands, and walked towards the snack street.

In fact, happiness has only just begun...

The author has something to say: Uh, it’s officially over, I really can’t write any extra stories, by the way, I’ve made a hole, now I’m talking about "Who Moved My Uncle", a very happy uncle’s article