King of bugs

Back in the imperial capital, Chongchong and Alphonse were sent back to the bedroom by the stars.

Everyone was moved by Chongchong’s search for her husband, and because of Alphonse’s bravery, everyone followed him even more wholeheartedly. That brainless elder...

It was secretly solved by the vengeful Alphonse.

Back in the imperial capital, Chongchong discovered something very frightening, that is...

TV shopping: "998998, really as long as 998, you can have beautiful and noble wings like your majesty, don't worry, it's definitely not man-made..."

The latest promotional activity of the Imperial Capital Shopping Mall: "Come and see, come and see, it's the same as His Majesty's wings, the degree of simulation is 1000%... It only costs [-] yuan, and those who buy two pairs can get a free The wings used by a group of children, there are red, yellow, white, black, and even colors, you can choose..."

Roadside stall: "Ten gold coins, as long as it is a gold coin, you can have the same wings as His Majesty, and become a noble and beautiful angel family. Come and see, everyone, it's a big sale at a loss..."

So, basically, when returning to the imperial capital, he would grab a random person on the road. He would have a pair of fake wings on his back, and he would shed his hair when he shook it, which made the sanitation robots of the imperial capital very distressed.

Now people’s post-dinner chats are not about who is rich or who is getting married again, but about how much they bought for the wings, how imitated they are, and how serious the hair loss is.

Inferior wings are easy to shed feathers, and the better ones in big shopping malls only shed a dozen or so wings a day. Even if Alphonse and the others are in the palace, they would sometimes choke on the feathers in the wind.

Chongchong thought, this is the star effect.

One day, Chongchong suddenly grabbed Alphonse's hand and said, "Alphonse, let me buy a pair of wings too."

Alphonse == resolutely disagreed with this kind of fraudulent behavior, so he ate the insects so hard that he didn't have the strength to go to the mall to buy fake wings.

Chongchong thinks that the wings of the aristocratic children in the imperial capital are so beautiful and brightly colored. Chongchong decides to dye the wings of Tuantuan. As for what to dye, after thinking about it, Chongchong decides to dye it black.

Let the deacon of the snake demon buy a new non-irritating hair dye, of course it is a one-time use, and the insects are so beastly, they catch Tuantuan and give him a big makeover.

When Alphonse returned home, he saw the lump with black wings. Seeing him sitting on the sofa with a mournful face, Alphonse knew that Chongchong had broken the law again.

"Alphonse, Alphonse, don't the black wings look good?" Chongchong looked at his masterpiece with satisfaction.

Alphonse looked at it for a while and said, "It's too dark, let's make it colorful."

Chong Chong cheered, all in despair.

As a result, the color of Tuantuan's wings changed every day, making everyone very tangled.

For the citizens of Lala Star, there are two good things. One is that the war has been won, and the other is that the "Bible" has started to be serialized again... As for the story... the eyes have not yet been compiled...

Without the shackles of the Presbyterian Church, the ministers of Lala Star almost regarded Alphonse as an almighty god. Coupled with the media's pursuit, Alphonse's record this time is simply a household name.

Bula Star was renamed Chong Chong Star, and Alphonse planned to build it into a paradise dedicated to him and Chong Chong. After thinking about it, he felt something was wrong, and decided to implement the one-star, two-system system, allowing Wright and Chong Chong to Li Chen went over to supervise.

After Chongchong found out about this, he cried to death because there was no rice to eat, but it seemed that the research institute was about to figure out how to increase the rice yield.

I believe that in the near future, there is hope for eating rice.

Chongchong followed Alphonse to other planets to visit, and lived a fulfilling life. After each visit, the two of them armed themselves to find delicious food.

Of course, Tuantuan also followed, his eyes were straightened when he saw something delicious, and his saliva was drooling. Recently, he had grown two more teeth, as if in a demonstration, he hugged a piece of ribs and gnawed and gnawed.

Chongchong has gained a lot of weight recently, because he is very good at eating. Basically, he wants to eat more than Alphonse every day. Alphonse sees it in his eyes and is happy in his heart. Are you pregnant?

Asked if Chongchong had vomited recently, and if there were any signs of vomiting, Alphonse put Chongchong on the bed and worked hard, planning to make a few more babies.

Chongchong still wanted to counterattack, but no one was taller, richer, or even more handsome, so he decided not to attack, but the child would not be born again.

Having a ball would give him a headache, why would he make trouble for himself with another one?

So, every time Alphonse ate him, Chongchong asked to wear a condom, and would not eat if he didn't wear it. Alphonse was very depressed, so he made many small holes in the condom...

Anyway, he wants a bunch of sons, and it's best to have a few worms for him to play with.

The past few days have been very busy again, because the leader from Mars is going to visit Lala, so Alphonse decided to rectify the atmosphere of the imperial capital, and he is not allowed to wear fake wings, because it will cause environmental pollution, and the feathers are messed up every day. Fly, many citizens suffer from allergic rhinitis.

However, as the "Bible" became more and more popular, and everyone was more and more sought after, the ban on wearing wings was ignored by the citizens, and Alphonse had a headache.

I called Li Chen and asked him not to write, but Li Chen said: "Because this novel saved His Majesty, it is His Majesty's savior, how can you betray your savior?"

Alphonse was very distressed, so he could only add robots to clean the imperial capital.

Waking up in the morning, Chongchong found that a few hairs had fallen off the bed. It was snow-white with a pale golden light. She couldn't help being startled, and shook Alphonse who was sleeping soundly: "Alphonse, Alphonse , you lost your hair."

Alphonse rubbed his eyes, suppressed the bug, and gnawed it a few times: "Winter is coming soon, I will shed old hair and grow new one for the winter."

Chongchong thought it was amazing, looked up, and found that the balls flying in the air were also shedding their feathers, his feathers looked unusually soft, fluffy, like snowflakes.

Chongchong heard from Li Chen's father that the dog's fur can be collected to make a small pillow, which is very soft, so Chongchong plans to collect feathers to make a pillow.

Carefully put away Alphonse's feathers, and felt that they were a little short, so he collected them for a few more days, but still felt that they were few, so Chongchong pulled out a few feathers from Alphonse's wings.

The Martians are visiting, and the banquet is in the palace.

Early in the morning, Alphonse and Chong Chong changed into their fancy clothes and went to the airport to pick them up.

Chongchong was a little nervous when meeting someone for the first time. When he was nervous, he would get hungry, but if he secretly looked for biscuits in public, it would damage the image of the royal family, so he could only hold back his hunger and wait.

The spaceship finally arrived, and a few weird men came down and shook hands with Alphonse, and by the way, Chong Chong also shook hands.

In fact, a lot of invitations have been received recently, because Alphonse's secret was revealed, and he came back with a splendid battle, everyone wants to see the variety of His Majesty the Emperor.

"Your Majesty, your new look is very cool." The leader of Mars said.

Alphonse smiled and said, "Recently, Lala Star sells a lot of wings. I will send a few pairs to His Majesty later, and I promise you will return to Mars. You will be more popular than me."

Mars: "Okay, a pair of each color."

Chong Chong Tuan Tuan: "..."

I took the Martian to visit the palace, and then went to the Royal Opera House to watch an opera. Chongchong felt that he was going to die of hunger, holding Tuan Tuan, and really wanted to roast his little wings and eat them.

Tuantuan: Mom, I can see what you are thinking, do you have the heart to eat my wings?

After watching the opera, it was finally time for afternoon tea. Chongchong planned to eat more to make up the bottom line. Unexpectedly, the Martian wanted to see the wings, so he booked the place to buy wings.

The Martian tried red wings, black wings, and rainbow wings. Chongchong looked at it and thought the wings looked delicious, so he took a bite while everyone was not paying attention. There is nothing but a mouthful of hair, Chongchong is very depressed.

It was so hungry that it was time for dinner. A group of people came to the dining room of the palace. The dishes on the table made Chong Chong's eyes shine. Seeing that no one was looking at him, he secretly took a piece of barbecue and threw it into his mouth. Unexpectedly, because it was too hot, Chong Chong couldn't swallow it, and he was reluctant to spit it out, and swallowed it forcefully, only feeling that the place where the barbecue passed was scalding to death.

Before dinner was served, these damned people were talking about cooperation, and Chongchong was scalded to tears.

"May Mars be Lala's eternal ally." Alphonse said with a smile. "To celebrate our alliance, let's drink and celebrate."

When Chongchong heard this, he was happier than anyone else. He only thought in his heart, you can eat it, you can eat it, but the Martian said again: "Your Majesty, your imperial husband is so cute. His eyes are as big as balloons." .”

Chong Chong: "..."

Alphonse: "I feel like a black hole, which always has an endless attraction."

At this time, the Martian stood up and came with a glass of wine in his hand, intending to toast the emperor and Chongchong, but out of politeness, Chongchong stood up and raised his glass.

Unexpectedly, when his eyes went dark, Chong Chong staggered and fell into the arms of the Martian.

Everyone was shocked and looked at the Martian with unison.

The Martian is very innocent, he is just toasting, why is Mao doing this?

Half an hour later, a shocking news fell below everyone's attention, that is, His Royal Highness Xia Zuo was pregnant again, but the two incompetent fathers didn't even notice.

The cause of the fainting was hypoglycemia, because His Royal Highness Xia Zuo was a pregnant woman who had to eat more nutrients, but was starved all day, so he fainted due to hypoglycemia.

Alphonse regretted that he didn't find out earlier, and Chongchong was very depressed. Could it be that the condoms were all for nothing?He wants to complain that the condom is not safe at all, so why call it a condom?

Thinking that all the condoms he bought were fake, Chongchong felt distressed and his liver hurt everywhere. Seeing Alphonse's triumphant smile, Chongchong was just annoyed, why he didn't have enough strength to push him down, and then gave it to him What?