King of bugs

Naturally, Chongchong was punished by Alphonse until he cried so much that he gave up. There was no way, Chongchong just wanted to be ravaged by others. Since he was sent up to be ravaged by others, he should eat his fill.

Chongchong turned over, his whole body was so sore that he frowned, and he couldn't sleep anymore. When he opened his eyes, he saw Alphonse's satisfied smile.

Thinking of the wildness last night, Chong Chong blushed, what kind of poses were those?The difficulty was so high that he would have fallen if Alphonse hadn't been supporting him.

Also, the hand still hurts.

Chongchong moved, feeling that Alphonse was lying on his body, his back felt cold, and he had a bad premonition. Before he had time to escape, Alphonse had already broken through the last line of defense.

"Hey, didn't you do enough last night?" Chongchong's face was dark, exhausted.

Alphonse: "Last night was a punishment, and now I really want to have sex with you."

Chongchong: "Hmph, didn't you mean it last night?"

Alphonse: "I really punished you last night, but now I really love you." As he spoke, he began to move. "Have some more sons."

"No." Chongchong has already vowed that there will only be one child in Tuantuan. That child is so stupid and will be bullied by his younger brothers in the future, so it's better not to give birth.

"Birth." Alphonse kissed Chongchong's forehead.

Chongchong rolled her eyes and thought of a good idea: "If you can make me pregnant, I can definitely make you pregnant too, right?"

Alphonse didn't speak, and buried himself in his hard work, making the insects groan again and again, forgetting that he was going to fight back, he just said vaguely: "I won't give birth, I won't give birth..."

After this incident, Chongchong hated Alphonse very much. This guy used that despicable method to drag him to do it twice. Although he hasn't had sex for a long time, he shouldn't be so indulgent. ...

And, what if you are pregnant with a baby again?

Therefore, he must put an end to this possibility.

Chongchong is going to buy a condom, this matter must be hidden from Alphonse, when the time comes to do it, if you don't bring it, you won't do it, let's see what he will do.

I was a little embarrassed to go to the sex shop alone, so I wondered who to go to?Could it be that Wright's father bought it for him?Or online shopping?

Forget about online shopping, because everything sent to the palace has to be inspected inside and out, and everyone can't let everyone know that he uses condoms.

So helpless, I had no choice but to call Andy.

I don't know if this guy can be reliable.

"Hey, Xiao Chongchong, do you want me to make clothes for you?" On the other end of the phone, Andy seemed surprised that Chongchong would call him, and couldn't help calling his name in a nasty way.

"No, I want to go shopping with you, do you have time?" Chongchong asked weakly.

"Yes, yes, I am the most free recently." The other party immediately agreed: "Then where shall we meet?"

"Andy, let me come to your studio to find you." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone with a snap, covered the sleeping group with a quilt, and put the milk powder in his mouth, hoping that he could drink it in one mouthful arrive.

At this time, Alphonse was busy with state affairs, and it was the best time to sneak out. Of course, he still couldn't ride his own little golden dragon.

Avoiding the snake demon deacon, Chong Chong rushed all the way to Andy's studio, and broke in without knocking on the door, scaring Andy's soul out of his mind, because he was changing clothes.

"How about it, little bug, isn't my figure amazing?" Andy made a model pose.

"It's not very good." Chongchong said truthfully.

"Didn't you see the existence of such things as muscles?" Andy was a little disappointed: "I've been going to the gym for a long time, why didn't I get any results?"

"Why do you need muscles? Let's go shopping with me. By the way, we can't be recognized by others. Hurry up and put on my makeup." Chongchong said hastily.

Andy froze for a moment, put on his clothes slowly, and then smiled very obsequiously. "Oh hehe, Your Highness Chongchong, can I really help you dress up?"

Chong Chong nodded.

Andy cheerfully went to look through the clothes.

Half an hour later, two little old men wearing fake beards appeared in the largest shopping mall in the imperial capital.

The slightly shorter one is of course Chongchong, he pouted depressedly, a pair of big and ugly glasses rested on the bridge of his nose, his face wrinkled like a steamed stuffed bun.

He thought Andy would help him dress up in a Dora style, but he made a bad old man...

"Oh, Your Highness Chongchong, with our attire, who can recognize that you are His Majesty's lover, right?" Andy fixed his beard with his hands with a smile, and said.

Andy said so, too.

"What do you want to buy? If you're buying clothes, then don't go shopping. I'll make them for you, even underwear." Andy said.

Chongchong looked around and said weakly, "I want to buy a condom."

"What?" Because Chong Chong's voice was too low, Andy couldn't hear it, so he raised his voice.

"Buy a condom." Chongchong felt that this kind of thing was a bit difficult to talk about, so he said coyly.

Because there were many people in the mall and Chong Chong's voice was low, Andy still didn't hear it, so he blinked and asked, "What do you want to buy, speak louder."

"I-want-buy-set-set—" Chongchong roared angrily.

Immediately, the entire shopping mall fell silent, looking towards them and pointing.

"Oh, are they really from the imperial capital? Why are they talking so vulgarly?"

"I look like nouveau riche from the countryside. They wear clothes made of high-end fabrics. Oh, it's a pity that they are made of good fabrics."

Andy raised his forehead: "Your Highness, I told you to speak louder, I didn't tell you to shout."

So, the two couldn't stand other people's pointing and pointing, and got into the crowd in desperation.

"If you want to buy a condom, why don't you ask the deacon to buy it for you? You go out and buy it yourself. What do you want him to be a deacon?" Andy said in a low voice.

Chongchong blushed: "I, I can't buy it secretly."

Andy sighed: "Okay, okay, I'll go shopping with you. After I buy it, we'll go shopping, you know?"

Chongchong nodded obediently, and the two walked towards the adult products store in the mall.

As soon as he entered the door, the shopping guide greeted him with a professional smile and asked, "What do you two need?"

"Condom." Chongchong said concisely.

The shopping guide smiled: "There are more than 100 brands in our store, and ten of them are called condoms, fighter jets, and they are basically not bad. May I ask, which brand do you need?"

Chongchong was confused, he didn't understand this at all, and looked at Andy.

Andy coughed twice in embarrassment, and said, "Dousse brand, this one is easier to use, there is also a luminous one, and the smell is better."

The shopping guide smiled: "So, how much do you want?"

When you come to the most luxurious adult products store, you can't just buy a condom, it's too troublesome, there are vending machines in the supermarket, how can anyone come here just to buy a condom?

"Ten boxes, please." Chongchongshi opened his mouth.

The shopping guide asked uncertainly: "Sir, are you sure you want ten boxes? Our condom here is one box for every one hundred. If you want ten boxes, it will be a thousand."

Andy blushed: "Your family is too strong, a thousand, how long will it take to use up?"

Chongchong's face turned red: "Ten boxes are enough." It's a hassle to buy things here, it's better to buy a lot at once, and it's best to use the ones that have been used for ten or eight years.

"Sir, I'm going to pack it for you now, do you need any other products?" The shopping guide led them to the counter, where there were all kinds of sex toys. "These are all newly launched by us. According to customer feedback, they are all good, and the sales are among the top three."

Chongchong widened his eyes curiously, staring at the things inside.

The shopping guide took out a pair of handcuffs, which were wrapped with a layer of soft silk, which was extravagant: "This handcuff will not hurt the skin when used, and it is also connected with electric current, allowing the user to enjoy incomparable pleasure. , By the way, another function is that this handcuff is not an ordinary lock, but a newly developed digital lock."

"Number lock?" Chongchong was completely attracted by this thing.

"Yes, our product is set so that the lock can be unlocked automatically after moaning a thousand times. This will also make the bed brother thing a little more fun."

Chongchong is happy, he really wants this thing...

He wanted Alphonse to give him a baby, so, hum... Chongchong smiled evilly: "Are there any other sex toys? Punishment ones, by the way, are there any that can temporarily paralyze the body Bring out all the supplies for me."

"Okay." The shopping guide rarely met such a straightforward customer, and his smile was crooked.

Andy was completely dumbfounded, and tugged at the corner of Chongchong's clothes: "Chong'er, are you abusive?" No matter how you look at it... Chongchong doesn't look like a person who has been abused, and what is the taste of His Majesty the Emperor? so heavy...

Chongchong ignored Andy's words, and smiled extraordinarily evil, which made Andy's hair stand on end, and he felt that Chongchong just likes to be cruel.

The shopping guide came over with a lot of tools and explained in detail. The more Chongchong listened, the more evil his eyes became. Andy's heart was full of guilt for inducing a minor.

Later, I bought a lot of things in the adult products store, and even a hundred boxes of condoms were turned into gifts for them, and no money was charged. Holding a large box of adult products, Andy was very stressed.

Chongchong was very happy, and he had already planned in his mind how to throw Alphonse down. With so many "instruments of torture", he was not afraid that Alphonse would resist.

The more I thought about it, the more excited I became. Chongchong smiled and smiled. The beard that was not glued fell off. I didn’t put on much makeup at first, but just glued on a bunch of beards. Now that it fell off, Chongchong’s delicate face was completely revealed. out.

Although that pair of ugly glasses covered most of his face, everyone knew that His Highness Xia Zuo's glasses were light green, a very rare color.

This color is popular during this period, many people buy color contact lenses to wear, but because lavender and light green are more expensive, generally only rich people can afford it, so when you see green eyes and purple eyes on the street, everyone Will pay more attention.

"Huh? Sir, you look like His Royal Highness Xia Zuo. Although you are much older than him, you really look alike." The shopping guide who escorted them to the door suddenly said.

Andy was taken aback for a moment, only to find that Chongchong's fake beard had fallen off a fair face with only a pair of ugly glasses, the corners of his mouth twitched in fright, and he stroked his beard guiltily. , Accidentally, I misplaced my beard and got it on my nose.

"Ah, isn't this the famous designer Andy? I've seen you on TV." Another shopping guide suddenly turned pale, and rushed forward, holding a small notebook and pen in his hand: "Give me an autograph, give me your name." Let me sign it."

Coaxed by these two people, the shopping guides and managers of the entire store put aside their work and came up, surrounded them, and took pictures with their mobile phones.

"We are not Xia Zuo and Andy, we are not." At this critical moment, Chongchong could only deny it.

The general public is like this. If you say no, they think it is, and forcefully surround the two of them. Because it is in front of the store, a lot of people come and go.

You squeezed me, I squeezed yours, within two strokes, Chongchong's glasses were also squeezed out, and now, the citizens pinched Chongchong and Andy's faces...

This is not a terrorist attack, but when people see characters that only appear on TV, excitement is always inevitable. Touch and pinch to express their love to each other. For Chongchong , this gift is a bit too heavy.

After a while, the reporter came, and the place became even more lively.

The best royal designer of Lala Star and His Highness Xia Zuo, who just gave birth, appeared in the adult toy store, and the two of them also selected a large number of sex toys in it. The media will never let go of such a piece of news. .

Seeing the camera snapping pictures of himself and Chongchong, Andy wanted to cry, "Chonger, if His Majesty dismisses me, please don't plead for me..."

"Wuuuu, I'm in danger, who is going to intercede for you." Chongchong was about to cry too.

This incident was quite a big one. Of course, it was our emperor who came out to settle the matter. When he saw Alphonse's face as black as an iron pot, Chongchong felt a faint pain in his own place. It seems , there must be more pain...

Gong Juntai: "According to reports from insiders, Andy and His Royal Highness bought a thousand condoms in it. Note, it's not one, not ten, not a hundred, but a thousand. Could it be our emperor? Your Majesty is not good at that, and cannot satisfy His Highness Xia Zuo, why should he come out to have an affair?"

Shou Juntai: "Ahem, don't be too harsh on Gong Juntai. I think His Highness Xia Zuo wants to buy some sex toys to go back to add to the couple's affair, but what I didn't expect is that His Highness Xia Zuo likes to play with heavy flavors. Let’s not talk about SM, but still play 3P, it’s not easy for your Majesty, you have to accept another man.”

Mutual attack: "Threesome, there must be adultery..."