King of bugs
Chapter 33
Chongchong puffed her cheeks, and was held in Alphonse's arms depressedly.
Why don't you know you have a baby?Why does childbirth not hurt at all?Most importantly, why didn't Alphonse know after giving birth?
Very depressed very depressed.
The dean scrambled and ran to pick up the child, thinking in his heart that the nurse must be fired, would he die if he said one more word?His majesty the emperor is not happy, maybe he will be dismissed.
In fact, why doesn't Chongchong even know that she has given birth to a child?It is because the medical aspects of Lala Star are already very developed, and mermaids are afraid of pain when laying eggs, so they researched a kind of medicine, which can relieve pain after taking it. The eggs are laid.
And Chongchong is the kind of person who can't feel pain at all.
So I only feel that my stomach is smaller, and I feel nothing else.
"Chongchong, eat some eggs in red soup, it is very helpful for pregnant women." Li Chen held a bowl of hot boiled eggs with brown sugar. The eggs were laid by his own chickens, although they are not as nutritious as dragon eggs. High, but eating too many dragon eggs is easy to get angry, so it is better to eat more eggs.
"Dad, is this your latest research?" Chongchong looked at the steaming eggs in sugar water, and his saliva was about to flow out.
"Yes, you just gave birth now, and you need to replenish your energy and nutrition. From now on, Dad will make you a sugar-watered egg every day, okay?"
"Okay, dad is the best." Chongchong jumped happily.
Li Chen smiled, turned to Alphonse and said, "Your Majesty? I have cooked several." Just now he was too out of control, so Li Chen looked at him with a guilty conscience.
Alphonse shook his head and said, "No, just give it to Chong Chong, I'm not hungry."
Li Chen said: "Your Majesty, you guard Chongchong and haven't eaten for almost a day. How can your body bear it like this?"
After listening to Li Chen's words, Chongchong, who was sinking his head into eating, finally stopped, and handed over his egg in sugar water: "Here, you can eat."
Alphonse shook his head: "It's okay, I'm not hungry, you can eat, you have a baby, and you are still very tired."
Chongchong pouted: "If you don't eat, I won't eat either."
Li Chen looked at the sweet young couple and said with a smile, "I've cooked a lot, you two can eat slowly." Then he took out the insulated lunch box.
So the two of you started to eat eggs one bite at a time.
Just after taking a few bites, the dean came with the baby in his arms.
Both of them were very much looking forward to what the baby would look like, so they cheered up and planned to surprise the baby.
The dean reported the baby with a smile, and handed it to Chongchong, because the baby was still small and soft, and Chongchong dared not hold it. Under the persuasion of the dean, he finally picked up the baby tremblingly.
Alphonse and Chongchong looked at the baby happily, and said to themselves, we are so outstanding, our baby must be a dragon and a phoenix among people.
When the two of them saw the baby, their smiles froze on their faces.
Chongchong: "Alphonse, you don't have plastic surgery, do you?"
Alphonse: "Chongchong, are you sure he is my son?"
The two said it at the same time.
So, withered.
The little baby is not as cute and beautiful as imagined, but like a ball of meat with eyes and nose, no matter how you look at it, it looks like no one.
"I'm not ugly, why did I give birth to such a meatball?" Chongchong glared at Alphonse angrily, "You must have plastic surgery."
Alphonse's mouth twitched.
"Your Highness, in fact, the baby looks like this when he is born. When he grows up and opens up, he will definitely be a beautiful child." The dean said quickly, if he doesn't say something nice now, he might really be. fired.
"Really?" Chongchong nodded suspiciously, after thinking about it, he felt right, although the child is a bit ugly, but at least he has the shape of a human, unlike when he was a child, he looked like a bug.
The dean smiled and nodded, and said, "Your Majesty, do you plan to confine yourself in this hospital, or go back to the palace? I can arrange the room or something."
"Go to the hospital." Alphonse said after concentrating for a while.
"Let's go back to the palace." Chongchong said. "In the hospital, I felt like a patient, and I couldn't even eat."
Alphonse hesitated.
"Why don't we go to my father's place? The Earl's Mansion is quite big, and my father takes care of me. He will definitely make me fat and fat." Chongchong suggested.
Alphonse thought about it, and felt that the palace was better. After all, it was his territory, and it was convenient to do things. If he went to the Earl's Mansion...
"Go, let's go." Chongchong acted like a baby.
"Okay." After Alphonse finished speaking, he regretted it, hey, he really fell on this guy...
It will take a few days to be discharged from the hospital. After all, Chongchong is the first man to give birth in Lala Star, so we have to observe it carefully for a few more days. In these few days, our emperor and his wife have started to name the baby .
Chongchong wrapped the baby like a ball of meat, and gently touched his pink and tender cheek with his own hand. The baby immediately moved the corners of his mouth and opened his mouth, as if he wanted to eat.
Chongchong thought the baby was so cute, so he kept poking his face with his hands to wake up the sleeping baby.
The baby has completely inherited Alphonse's appearance, the short silver hair is extremely soft, and a pair of lavender eyes are like a pool of water, clear to the bottom.
It's just that Alphonse's eyes are slender and extremely evil, while the baby's eyes are big and round, looking very cute, and I really want to ravage him.
"Alphonse, what name would you like to name the baby?" Chongchong teased the baby intently.
"He is a little prince, and the name must be carefully considered," Alphonse said.
"Call it Tuantuan." Chongchong said with a smile: "You see he looks like a meat dumpling, let's call him Tuantuan, he is very cute."
Alphonse said with a dark face: "How can the prince be called such an ordinary name? I have to think about it."
"The baby has to be my surname." Chongchong reminded.
"Could it be called Tuantuan Natra?" Alphonse frowned. After saying the name, he couldn't help shaking his head and said, "It's really ugly."
Chongchong shook his head and said, "My name is Li Chongchong, so let's call him Li Tuantuan."
Alphonse ==
Suddenly, the baby started to cry. Chongchong didn't know what to do for a while, so he hugged the baby stiffly and said, "What to do, what to do, is it hurt by me?"
Alphonse was also in a hurry, and hurriedly rang the bell to let the nurse come over. The two became parents for the first time, and they didn't know what to do.
After a while, a young boy came in. When he saw the baby, he put his hand near the baby's mouth. Then the baby turned his head away and wanted to eat the nurse's finger. Of course, the nurse would never put his hand on the baby's mouth. Give the little prince to eat with his own hands.
"Your Highness, if the little prince cries in the future, just try this. If he is hungry, he will be like that just now." The nurse patiently explained to Chongchong.
"Really?" Chongchong blinked, followed the nurse to test the baby with this method, and sure enough, the baby wanted to eat his fingers too.
"Then what does the baby eat? Rice or barbecue? Does he want salad?" Chongchong asked suspiciously.
The nurse smiled very beautifully: "I want to breastfeed."
"Feeding milk?" Alphonse and Chongchong exclaimed.
If you're breastfeeding, don't you...
Alphonse is evil, a pair of lavender eyes are looking at Chongchong's chest with treachery, he wants to eat it too... It's annoying to have a baby...
"Yes, there is infant formula milk powder, which is purely natural, rich in various vitamins, ABCDEFG, and various nutrients. It is very suitable for newborn babies, and it can also increase resistance." The nurse advertised with a smile.
"Wow, that's great." Chongchong especially admired him, remembering that he ate meat all his life and never drank milk powder, the more Chongchong thought about it, the more pitiful he felt.
"Just ten gold coins per box." The nurse conjured up two boxes of milk powder like a magic trick.
"I want it, I want it, I want a hundred boxes." Chongchong shouted excitedly.
Alphonse ==
"Your Highness, I'll wrap it up for you." The nurse smiled even more happily.
Alphonse raised his eyebrows and said, "Ten boxes are enough, and I'll buy it after I finish eating."
Chong Chong is not happy.
Alphonse said: "I heard that babies need to eat different milk powder at different stages to benefit their health. If they only eat this kind of milk powder, the baby may become malnourished in the future."
Chongchong blinked and looked at the nurse.
The nurse smiled wryly: "Hehe, yes, yes."
Chongchong obediently agreed.
Chongchong wrapped the little prince, while Alphonse followed the nurse to learn how to make milk powder. The baby kept crying and attracted many nurses to watch.
"Wow, the little prince is so cute." All the nurses were full of hearts.
Chongchong felt light and light. After all, he felt that his baby was not good-looking at first, but now, he can still tell who he looks like.
The baby was still crying, so a few nurses boldly recommended: "Your Highness, our hospital has a training course for good dads. Would you like to sign up for it? It's not expensive, not expensive at all. As long as one hundred gold coins, you can learn it in one month."
"Really? It's so cheap." Chongchong has never valued money, and because he became a father, when he heard that he could learn to be a good father, he immediately agreed.
"I'll offer a thousand gold coins to let the teacher come to teach Chongchong in the palace." Alphonse finished preparing the milk powder, and when he entered the door, he saw Chongchong surrounded by nurses, and couldn't help frowning.
"Oh hehe... It would be even better if you can enter the palace to serve..." The nurses were all smiles.
"Alphonse, I want to study in the hospital." Chongchong puffed her cheeks.
"Okay, when Chongchong is studying, I'll book the room and come to watch." Alphonse said.
The people were ashamed.
"I'd better learn it in the palace." Chongchong froze.
Put the bottle to the little prince's mouth, the little mouth opened immediately, bit the pacifier, and sucked hard, as if he had been starved for many days, Chongchong looked so distressed, and thought he would sign up for a good father training class There is nothing wrong with that.
"I've thought of a name, let's call it Karl." Seeing that the baby stopped crying, Alphonse said to Chongchong.
"No, it's called Li Tuantuan." Chongchong firmly disagreed.
"Tuantuan doesn't sound good, it's like calling dough. Do you want the baby to be eaten?" Alphonse sighed, intending to induce.
"Tuantuan is very cute, just a good pair with Chongchong." Chongchong blinked his big eyes.
"You are his father." Alphonse's mouth twitched.
"Could it be you are his mother?" Chongchong rolled his eyes.
Alphonse ==
"He was born by me, so he has to listen to me, and he can be called whatever I say." Chongchong was furious.
"If it wasn't for the seeds I sowed, how would you conceive and give birth?"
"Whoever said that, I will give birth, I will give birth, if you have the ability, give me one."
"..."
"Hmph, you can't give birth, so you should listen to me."
"No." Alphonse really hated the name.
"Then give birth to one yourself, and call him whatever you want, I won't interfere."
"..."
"Do you want me to help you sow the seeds?" Chongchong asked kindly.
"No." Alphonse gritted his teeth.
"So let's call it Tuantuan."
"No, it's Karl."
"round and round."
"Call me Carl, or I won't give you food in the future."
"Just call Tuantuan, I'll go find my dad for dinner."
"It's Carl."
"Call it Tuantuan."
"..."
"..."
"Wow..." the little prince cried.
"It's all your fault, you made my son cry." Chongchong complained.
"You threw his bottle on the ground." Alphonse was not convinced.
"I didn't lose it, I was careless." Chongchong defended.
"Hmph, sophistry."
……
Why don't you know you have a baby?Why does childbirth not hurt at all?Most importantly, why didn't Alphonse know after giving birth?
Very depressed very depressed.
The dean scrambled and ran to pick up the child, thinking in his heart that the nurse must be fired, would he die if he said one more word?His majesty the emperor is not happy, maybe he will be dismissed.
In fact, why doesn't Chongchong even know that she has given birth to a child?It is because the medical aspects of Lala Star are already very developed, and mermaids are afraid of pain when laying eggs, so they researched a kind of medicine, which can relieve pain after taking it. The eggs are laid.
And Chongchong is the kind of person who can't feel pain at all.
So I only feel that my stomach is smaller, and I feel nothing else.
"Chongchong, eat some eggs in red soup, it is very helpful for pregnant women." Li Chen held a bowl of hot boiled eggs with brown sugar. The eggs were laid by his own chickens, although they are not as nutritious as dragon eggs. High, but eating too many dragon eggs is easy to get angry, so it is better to eat more eggs.
"Dad, is this your latest research?" Chongchong looked at the steaming eggs in sugar water, and his saliva was about to flow out.
"Yes, you just gave birth now, and you need to replenish your energy and nutrition. From now on, Dad will make you a sugar-watered egg every day, okay?"
"Okay, dad is the best." Chongchong jumped happily.
Li Chen smiled, turned to Alphonse and said, "Your Majesty? I have cooked several." Just now he was too out of control, so Li Chen looked at him with a guilty conscience.
Alphonse shook his head and said, "No, just give it to Chong Chong, I'm not hungry."
Li Chen said: "Your Majesty, you guard Chongchong and haven't eaten for almost a day. How can your body bear it like this?"
After listening to Li Chen's words, Chongchong, who was sinking his head into eating, finally stopped, and handed over his egg in sugar water: "Here, you can eat."
Alphonse shook his head: "It's okay, I'm not hungry, you can eat, you have a baby, and you are still very tired."
Chongchong pouted: "If you don't eat, I won't eat either."
Li Chen looked at the sweet young couple and said with a smile, "I've cooked a lot, you two can eat slowly." Then he took out the insulated lunch box.
So the two of you started to eat eggs one bite at a time.
Just after taking a few bites, the dean came with the baby in his arms.
Both of them were very much looking forward to what the baby would look like, so they cheered up and planned to surprise the baby.
The dean reported the baby with a smile, and handed it to Chongchong, because the baby was still small and soft, and Chongchong dared not hold it. Under the persuasion of the dean, he finally picked up the baby tremblingly.
Alphonse and Chongchong looked at the baby happily, and said to themselves, we are so outstanding, our baby must be a dragon and a phoenix among people.
When the two of them saw the baby, their smiles froze on their faces.
Chongchong: "Alphonse, you don't have plastic surgery, do you?"
Alphonse: "Chongchong, are you sure he is my son?"
The two said it at the same time.
So, withered.
The little baby is not as cute and beautiful as imagined, but like a ball of meat with eyes and nose, no matter how you look at it, it looks like no one.
"I'm not ugly, why did I give birth to such a meatball?" Chongchong glared at Alphonse angrily, "You must have plastic surgery."
Alphonse's mouth twitched.
"Your Highness, in fact, the baby looks like this when he is born. When he grows up and opens up, he will definitely be a beautiful child." The dean said quickly, if he doesn't say something nice now, he might really be. fired.
"Really?" Chongchong nodded suspiciously, after thinking about it, he felt right, although the child is a bit ugly, but at least he has the shape of a human, unlike when he was a child, he looked like a bug.
The dean smiled and nodded, and said, "Your Majesty, do you plan to confine yourself in this hospital, or go back to the palace? I can arrange the room or something."
"Go to the hospital." Alphonse said after concentrating for a while.
"Let's go back to the palace." Chongchong said. "In the hospital, I felt like a patient, and I couldn't even eat."
Alphonse hesitated.
"Why don't we go to my father's place? The Earl's Mansion is quite big, and my father takes care of me. He will definitely make me fat and fat." Chongchong suggested.
Alphonse thought about it, and felt that the palace was better. After all, it was his territory, and it was convenient to do things. If he went to the Earl's Mansion...
"Go, let's go." Chongchong acted like a baby.
"Okay." After Alphonse finished speaking, he regretted it, hey, he really fell on this guy...
It will take a few days to be discharged from the hospital. After all, Chongchong is the first man to give birth in Lala Star, so we have to observe it carefully for a few more days. In these few days, our emperor and his wife have started to name the baby .
Chongchong wrapped the baby like a ball of meat, and gently touched his pink and tender cheek with his own hand. The baby immediately moved the corners of his mouth and opened his mouth, as if he wanted to eat.
Chongchong thought the baby was so cute, so he kept poking his face with his hands to wake up the sleeping baby.
The baby has completely inherited Alphonse's appearance, the short silver hair is extremely soft, and a pair of lavender eyes are like a pool of water, clear to the bottom.
It's just that Alphonse's eyes are slender and extremely evil, while the baby's eyes are big and round, looking very cute, and I really want to ravage him.
"Alphonse, what name would you like to name the baby?" Chongchong teased the baby intently.
"He is a little prince, and the name must be carefully considered," Alphonse said.
"Call it Tuantuan." Chongchong said with a smile: "You see he looks like a meat dumpling, let's call him Tuantuan, he is very cute."
Alphonse said with a dark face: "How can the prince be called such an ordinary name? I have to think about it."
"The baby has to be my surname." Chongchong reminded.
"Could it be called Tuantuan Natra?" Alphonse frowned. After saying the name, he couldn't help shaking his head and said, "It's really ugly."
Chongchong shook his head and said, "My name is Li Chongchong, so let's call him Li Tuantuan."
Alphonse ==
Suddenly, the baby started to cry. Chongchong didn't know what to do for a while, so he hugged the baby stiffly and said, "What to do, what to do, is it hurt by me?"
Alphonse was also in a hurry, and hurriedly rang the bell to let the nurse come over. The two became parents for the first time, and they didn't know what to do.
After a while, a young boy came in. When he saw the baby, he put his hand near the baby's mouth. Then the baby turned his head away and wanted to eat the nurse's finger. Of course, the nurse would never put his hand on the baby's mouth. Give the little prince to eat with his own hands.
"Your Highness, if the little prince cries in the future, just try this. If he is hungry, he will be like that just now." The nurse patiently explained to Chongchong.
"Really?" Chongchong blinked, followed the nurse to test the baby with this method, and sure enough, the baby wanted to eat his fingers too.
"Then what does the baby eat? Rice or barbecue? Does he want salad?" Chongchong asked suspiciously.
The nurse smiled very beautifully: "I want to breastfeed."
"Feeding milk?" Alphonse and Chongchong exclaimed.
If you're breastfeeding, don't you...
Alphonse is evil, a pair of lavender eyes are looking at Chongchong's chest with treachery, he wants to eat it too... It's annoying to have a baby...
"Yes, there is infant formula milk powder, which is purely natural, rich in various vitamins, ABCDEFG, and various nutrients. It is very suitable for newborn babies, and it can also increase resistance." The nurse advertised with a smile.
"Wow, that's great." Chongchong especially admired him, remembering that he ate meat all his life and never drank milk powder, the more Chongchong thought about it, the more pitiful he felt.
"Just ten gold coins per box." The nurse conjured up two boxes of milk powder like a magic trick.
"I want it, I want it, I want a hundred boxes." Chongchong shouted excitedly.
Alphonse ==
"Your Highness, I'll wrap it up for you." The nurse smiled even more happily.
Alphonse raised his eyebrows and said, "Ten boxes are enough, and I'll buy it after I finish eating."
Chong Chong is not happy.
Alphonse said: "I heard that babies need to eat different milk powder at different stages to benefit their health. If they only eat this kind of milk powder, the baby may become malnourished in the future."
Chongchong blinked and looked at the nurse.
The nurse smiled wryly: "Hehe, yes, yes."
Chongchong obediently agreed.
Chongchong wrapped the little prince, while Alphonse followed the nurse to learn how to make milk powder. The baby kept crying and attracted many nurses to watch.
"Wow, the little prince is so cute." All the nurses were full of hearts.
Chongchong felt light and light. After all, he felt that his baby was not good-looking at first, but now, he can still tell who he looks like.
The baby was still crying, so a few nurses boldly recommended: "Your Highness, our hospital has a training course for good dads. Would you like to sign up for it? It's not expensive, not expensive at all. As long as one hundred gold coins, you can learn it in one month."
"Really? It's so cheap." Chongchong has never valued money, and because he became a father, when he heard that he could learn to be a good father, he immediately agreed.
"I'll offer a thousand gold coins to let the teacher come to teach Chongchong in the palace." Alphonse finished preparing the milk powder, and when he entered the door, he saw Chongchong surrounded by nurses, and couldn't help frowning.
"Oh hehe... It would be even better if you can enter the palace to serve..." The nurses were all smiles.
"Alphonse, I want to study in the hospital." Chongchong puffed her cheeks.
"Okay, when Chongchong is studying, I'll book the room and come to watch." Alphonse said.
The people were ashamed.
"I'd better learn it in the palace." Chongchong froze.
Put the bottle to the little prince's mouth, the little mouth opened immediately, bit the pacifier, and sucked hard, as if he had been starved for many days, Chongchong looked so distressed, and thought he would sign up for a good father training class There is nothing wrong with that.
"I've thought of a name, let's call it Karl." Seeing that the baby stopped crying, Alphonse said to Chongchong.
"No, it's called Li Tuantuan." Chongchong firmly disagreed.
"Tuantuan doesn't sound good, it's like calling dough. Do you want the baby to be eaten?" Alphonse sighed, intending to induce.
"Tuantuan is very cute, just a good pair with Chongchong." Chongchong blinked his big eyes.
"You are his father." Alphonse's mouth twitched.
"Could it be you are his mother?" Chongchong rolled his eyes.
Alphonse ==
"He was born by me, so he has to listen to me, and he can be called whatever I say." Chongchong was furious.
"If it wasn't for the seeds I sowed, how would you conceive and give birth?"
"Whoever said that, I will give birth, I will give birth, if you have the ability, give me one."
"..."
"Hmph, you can't give birth, so you should listen to me."
"No." Alphonse really hated the name.
"Then give birth to one yourself, and call him whatever you want, I won't interfere."
"..."
"Do you want me to help you sow the seeds?" Chongchong asked kindly.
"No." Alphonse gritted his teeth.
"So let's call it Tuantuan."
"No, it's Karl."
"round and round."
"Call me Carl, or I won't give you food in the future."
"Just call Tuantuan, I'll go find my dad for dinner."
"It's Carl."
"Call it Tuantuan."
"..."
"..."
"Wow..." the little prince cried.
"It's all your fault, you made my son cry." Chongchong complained.
"You threw his bottle on the ground." Alphonse was not convinced.
"I didn't lose it, I was careless." Chongchong defended.
"Hmph, sophistry."
……
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