King of bugs

"First, Li Chongchong will follow Alphonse in whatever he does. He must not complain at all, and he must joke happily to make Alphonse happy. If Alphonse still can't be happy, he will spank his butt ten times."

"Secondly, Li Chongchong must obey what Alphonse says, and must not resist, especially the private matters in the room, Li Chongchong must obey, otherwise, ten times until he obeys."

"Thirdly, from now on, Chongchong will be responsible for Alphonse's wings. They will wash them once a day. No matter how tired Mr. Chongchong is, this must be obeyed, because Alphonse loves to be clean."

Chongchong was so angry that he almost had a stroke while reading the 'house rules' in his hand, and said with trembling hands: "I am your partner or your housekeeper, how could you abuse me like that... what? □Ten times? □What? You Explain to me."

The corner of Alphonse's mouth twitched, and he said, "The one just now was just three obediences, and now there are four more." After speaking, he handed the draft he had just drawn up to Chongchong.

Chongchong took it and continued to read:

"As the partner of the emperor of the planet Lala, you have to go to the hall, go to the kitchen, climb into the bed, and have a baby?" Chongchong saw the last one, twitched his mouth, and said, "Hey, I don't know how to have a baby." ,OK."

Alphonse raised his eyebrows and said, "Then change it to master all kinds of secret techniques in the room."

Classmate Chongchong was sweating profusely.

Although Chongchong was very unwilling to abide by the three obediences and four gains, but helplessly, his butt just happened not long ago, he didn't want it to bloom again, so he nodded in agreement.

Don't you just go to the hall? Chongchong thinks he is a handsome young man, more photogenic, so he feels not bad, plus he is a foodie, after learning how to cook, he can cook delicious food for himself, It will never be like last time, food poisoning is good.

As for being able to crawl on the bed, Chongchong thinks that he has good physical strength and can crawl up and down on the bed, but the one who can give birth to a baby, no, that one needs to master all kinds of secret techniques in the room, hey... the pure classmate Li Chongchong The sudden urge to flip through an adult magazine...

Anyway, he will try his best to abide by Alphonse's family rules, so that he has nothing to say, and he admires himself so much.

At this time, Alphonse handed over another piece of paper, and Chongchong said with a mournful face, "Why is there still?"

Alphonse smiled: "Just now, I got three from four, now I'm still not sure about five."

Chongchong grimaced.

"Don't discharge to men other than me, don't flirt with men other than me, don't fantasize about men other than me, don't secretly see that mermaid and Gard behind my back, don't Make a sad face at me."

Chongchong pulled out an extremely ugly smile: "You also want to take care of this?"

Alphonse sighed, patted Chongchong's shoulder like an elder, and said, "No way, as your husband, I have an obligation to defend my marriage in case my partner, Hongxing, cheats."

Chongchong puffed up his cheeks and said nothing.

Suddenly, Alphonse said with a smile: "Let's have sex. Let's see if you can climb the bed."

Only then did Chongchong know that being able to crawl on the bed means having sex in bed, but he also likes to do it, so why not do it, but Alphonse's body will not be able to bear it.

While Chongchong was struggling, Alphonse had already carried him to the bed and began to take off his clothes. Chongchong gritted his teeth. Anyway, it was Alphonse who went to bed and suffered. He gave himself so many terms and conditions, so he just killed him... …

So, Li Chongchong was very cooperative and the two stayed together for another night.

The trip to Planet Karna was only two days and one night, which meant that at night, they had to take a spaceship back to Planet Lala, and Chongchong felt cheated.

He clearly said he was here for tourism, but he only came for a short while, and he had never been to any of the tourist attractions, so why did he go back? His mouth was all pouted.

Alphonse's affairs are all state affairs, and he never brought Chongchong with him, so he just wandered around with nothing to do, followed by two bodyguards, Chongchong felt like he was being watched.

On the streets of Kannadi Capital, Chongchong felt very bored, not to mention the unfamiliar place, and there were two bodyguards who looked like chewing gum, who couldn't be shaken off no matter how hard he tried, didn't he just ask for directions?These two people took the passerby away.

Chongchong was so depressed that no one on the street dared to talk to him, and no one dared to talk to him, and it took a lot of courage to even look at him.

"Congchong." Feeling someone calling his name, the voice sounded like Luo Luo, Chong Chong hurriedly turned his head, and saw two bodyguards holding Luo Luo, planning to drag him to a certain place to deal with him.

Chongchong suddenly felt that one of his fragile nerves was broken, and walked forward sinisterly, poked the two bodyguards vigorously with his index finger, and cursed at the same time: "Poke you to death, poke you to death."

The mouth corners of the two bodyguards twitched.

Luo Luo looked at Chongchong with tears in his eyes, and said, "Congchong, I heard that you are going back tonight, I ask you to bring something back to my parents."

Chong Chong glared at the two bodyguards viciously, and said, "Let go of Luo Luo quickly, I have something to tell you."

The two bodyguards said very professionally: "His Majesty said that you are not allowed to speak to other outsiders, and you are not allowed to see that mermaid named Luo Luo, and you are not allowed to discharge random discharges at passers-by."

Chongchong was one head and two big, so he said how could there be bodyguards following him, it turned out that it was because Alphonse had instructed him on purpose. Seeing Chongchong being held up in the air by two burly bodyguards, Chongchong was afraid that Luo Luo would die. He fell down like this, so he said pleadingly: "Two big brothers, he is my friend, please let him down."

When the two bodyguards saw the soft and glutinous Chongchong looking at them with big wet eyes, they jumped up and down, and the two sturdy bodyguards blushed inappropriately.

Seeing this, Chongchong showed a simple and innocent smile: "Big brothers, Luo Luo is pregnant, if the baby falls down, you will be responsible."

The sturdy bodyguard succumbed to Chongchong's innocent smile, willingly let go of Luoluo, and let the two have an intimate contact. As soon as Luoluo's toes touched the ground, he hugged Chongchong and said, "You put Leave this to my parents, Chongchong, please."

There was an envelope in Chongchong's hand, although he wanted to read it very much, but Chongchong put it away silently, and looked at Luoluo suspiciously, actually he was still very curious about what was inside.

How could Lolo, who grew up with Chongchong, not know what he was thinking, so he explained: "It contains the Kana star ID card that I helped my mother and father to handle, as well as some money and a spaceship ticket. My mother and father came to settle on Planet Karna.”

Chongchong laughed: "Really? Uncle Heath will be very happy, you don't know, when he found out that you eloped, he was so angry that he passed out, hey, now that you are well and pregnant with a baby , must be very happy."

Luo Luo blushed, and said: "It's not easy for my parents to raise me, and I left him secretly. He must be very sad and won't come."

Chongchong encouraged Luo Luo: "No, no, Uncle Heath loves you the most."

Only then did Luo Luo leave with a smile.

After Luo Luo left, Chongchong had no intention of going shopping, bought some snacks and went back to the hotel. Anyway, there is nothing to do in a little time, so why not just enjoy the scenery in the hotel.

Their spaceship took off at 45:[-] p.m., and Alphonse also called people to call Chongchong to the palace to attend the farewell banquet of King Kana. After a long time of politeness, the farewell banquet finally ended at [-]:[-], and the large army seemed to be rushing to the market. land, into the spaceship.

Chongchong was depressed from the beginning to the end.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong?" Alphonse had already noticed that something was wrong with Chongchong. The first thing he did when he entered the spaceship was to ask him if he was okay. Even Alphonse himself was surprised.

"No." Chongchong walked ahead angrily.

Alphonse chased after him, took Chongchong's hand, and said, "I'll take you somewhere."

Chongchong pouted, and followed Alphonse with some displeasure.

Alphonse walked into the depths of the spaceship, as if he had walked underground, Chong Chong couldn't help wondering how big and luxurious His Majesty's spaceship was.

After finally reaching the bottom floor, a square box appeared in front of them. Alphonse said proudly, "How about it, do you want to go for a ride?"

Chongchong rolled his eyes: "We are flying in the sky now."

Alphonse held back his smile, opened the car door and pushed Chong Chong in, and said, "I am the emperor, if I stay here for too long, the people here will be uneasy, so we create the illusion of going back, and we continue to stay here." play here."

Only then did Chongchong understand, her big eyes were full of surprises: "Really? Can we really play here?"

Alphonse nodded, and Chongchong leaned forward with a smile, and kissed Alphonse's cheek with a "chirp", a warm kiss that warmed Alphonse's heart.

"Then where are we now? Are we not on the spaceship?" The dear one was not shy, looking around on his own, while our emperor sat in the pilot's seat a little sluggishly.

"Ah, without the spaceship, how can we go back?" Chongchong suddenly realized the problem.

At this time, our almighty emperor, His Majesty, obtained two fake immigration ID cards from the planet Kanna from nowhere, and said, "With these, we can return to Planet Lala in a civil aviation spaceship."

"Wow, that's great. I've never built a spaceship for civil aviation. It must be very cool. Well...Alphonse, I like you the most." Chongchong said, and rushed over to kiss Alphonse again. a mouthful.

Alphonse raised the corner of his mouth, put on a pair of sunglasses, and said with a smile: "Sit down, the transportation on Karna planet is not as slow as that on Lala planet."

After all, the beautiful sports car disappears into the night like beautiful fireworks...