My scumbag ex-husband got rich

Dad, are you sick? Why do you look so ugly? "

Huo Chen took a deep breath, "Gousheng, have you been implanted with some virus software?"

"Dad, call someone Ting Ting." The robot quickly scanned its own program, "Make sure Ting Ting is not implanted with virus software."

Huo Chen gritted his teeth resentfully, what a good child he had, how could he be full of pornographic waste so long after he was born, "Look again, the kind that pops up advertisements, just, the ones that don't wear clothes."

The two light bulbs on the robot's head flashed strange confusion, "I'm sure not, but Dad, I can learn, I'm very good at learning."

Huo Chen quickly waved his hands, "No, son, you don't need to learn that."

Huo Ting reluctantly agreed, "Okay, I won't learn anymore, Dad, can you massage my dick first."

Huo Chen didn't understand, "Gousheng, no, Huo Ting, what do you want with that thing? You say you're a robot, do you still want to have a relationship? The problem is that no one talks to you."

The robot couldn't turn its head around, "Dad, what does a dick have to do with falling in love?"

Huo Chen: "Oh, yes, it's okay, it's okay."

"Oh, so can we start rubbing dicks?"

Almost being bypassed by it, Huo Chen asked, "What on earth do you want that thing for? You said you don't need to pee as a robot."

The robot was aggrieved when he said it, "It's a symbol of masculinity, and every man should have it. Ting Ting is not an eunuch."

Well, this reason is quite sufficient, so Huo Chen asked: "Then what do you want to do?"

The lights above the robot's head flickered crazily, "The long, thick, hard, super-long-range ones, Dad, I found a blueprint for you to see."

Huo Chen staggered, barely supporting his body to prevent him from falling down, "Ruthless, you are ruthless enough."

The robot couldn't figure out whether its father's word "ruthless" was a compliment or a derogation, so it wisely ignored it, and happily discussed the material of the penis with its father, "Dad, I originally wanted to use iron, But after some research, it seems that iron is not very wear-resistant, so I thought about using diamonds, what do you think?"

Huo Chen became numb, "May I set some diamonds for you?"

The robot thought about the shape for a while, and then got excited instantly, "Dad, you are the best, you want that kind of look, it must be so cool."

Huo Chen sneered, "No money."

This is a difficult problem. The robot has obviously understood the importance of money, thought it over carefully, and then made a perfect suggestion, "Dad, Shen Muhong is rich. He hurt me and hasn't paid for it. Let's go ask for it." Compensation."

Huo Chen was really stunned, and he paid compensation. Who did he learn these things from? Huo Chen really wondered if he was accidentally invaded by some virus when he implanted the program.

Seeing that Huo Chen didn't respond, the robot was a little anxious, "Dad, Dad, let's hurry up and ask for compensation. If it's too late, Shen Muhong won't admit it when my injuries heal."

Huo Chen was speechless. It's not a human being, so he thought his wounds would heal automatically? "Okay, okay, I'll take you there tomorrow."

The robot is very puzzled by the laziness and procrastination of human beings, "Why tomorrow? Can't we go today?"

Chen Mingwei happened to come in with two big bags, took a look at the intelligent robot in front of him, and asked, "Where are you going?"

The robot replied: "Shen Muhong's family."

Chen Mingwei frowned, "What are you doing at his house?"

"I want a debt. Shen Muhong hurt me. I need to pay for medical expenses and mental damage. By the way, Dad, how much do you want us to ask for? Is 100 million enough?" The robot thought for a while, and then said: "No , 100 million is too little, we still need 300 million, I am the smartest robot in the world, and I am worth a lot."

Yes, it really is that things follow the shape of the master.Chen Mingwei glanced at Huo Chen, and said, "300 million is too little, 1000 million is enough for you to change into higher-end clothes, right?"

"Yes, yes, I took a look at the materials that I like, and they are all very expensive." The robot thought it was right, but hesitated, "But 1000 million is so much, will Shen Muhong give it?"

Chen Mingwei smiled and said, "I'll give it to you. If you don't go to his house in the future, I'll give it to you, okay? Our company not only has money but also various high-end materials, such as intelligent skin sensor tentacles, all of which are provided for free." .”

The robot was stunned, "What is the name of your company, is it so powerful?"

"Our company is called Luyuan. How about it? Are you interested?"

Luyuan, it's actually Luyuan, the robot is excited, "Do you have that kind of artificial skin, the one that looks exactly like a human in appearance, and has body temperature and sense of touch?"

Chen Mingwei gave him an affirmative reply, "Yes, and we have newly developed a skin with a self-healing function, which can automatically repair ordinary damage, and there is no need to return it to the factory."

The robot was overjoyed, "Then do you have dicks, the ones studded with diamonds?"

Chen Mingwei's endurance is obviously much better than Huo Chen's, and the expression on his face has not changed a little bit, "Yes, not only can it be embedded with diamonds, but it also has countless sensing tentacles, which are completely simulated."

There is such a good thing, the light on the robot's head flashes like a short circuit, "You are such a good person, let's go to your company now."

Huo Chen crossed his arms and poured a bucket of cold water on the robot, "As long as you're not afraid of being cut into pieces, you can go. They have a lot of everything there, especially robot stumps and chips."

The poor little robot was terrified, "Why are you so bad, I thought you were a good person."

Chen Mingwei remained calm, "Don't listen to his nonsense, can you be the same as those things? They have no thoughts, they are just a machine, you are a human being, we will fully consider your feelings, make you more perfect, and let you be able to better fit into the world."

The little robot is at a loss, who should he listen to? "Dad, why don't you pass a lie detector for me, the bad guys nowadays are very good at deceiving people."

Huo Chen sneered, "Since I know he's a bad guy and need a lie detector, will I lie to you?"

"But Dad, you have lied to others, for example..."

Huo Chen's face darkened, "Okay, just shut up."

The robot felt a little wronged, he obviously didn't say anything, why did his father get angry, hey, human beings are really too difficult to serve.

A smile flashed across Chen Mingwei's eyes, "Okay, don't worry, I won't lie to you if I lie to anyone."

The robot scratched its head decently, "Why pinch?"

Chen Mingwei replied solemnly: "Because I am your father."

"You're not Da, my father is Huo Chen, my name is Huo Ting, and my surname is Huo Da."

"Don't you know that human beings have two parents? Some follow their father's surname, and some follow their mother's surname."

"Oh, I see. Are you my mother? But you're not a woman. Could it be that you've disguised yourself as a man or changed your gender?"

The corner of Huo Chen's mouth twitched vigorously, but finally he couldn't hold back a burst of laughter. "Yes, he is transgender."

Chen Mingwei didn't mean to be angry, "Don't listen to your little dad's nonsense, now that human beings have passed the same-sex marriage law, everyone can have two dads."

The robot suddenly realized, "Oh, it turned out to be like this, so I thought there was something wrong with my testing equipment."

Huo Chen was unhappy, "What little daddy, Chen Mingwei, you have something wrong, I'm so young."

As expected of Huo Chen, as always, his focus was a little off. Chen Mingwei said flatly, "Oh, then you should be older. It's past four o'clock. Are you hungry? What do you want to eat tonight?"

How can I not be hungry, I just ate a bowl of rice at noon, and I am already very hungry now, okay?Hearing this, Huo Chen couldn't care less about anything, so he sat down on the sofa and started looking for recipes, "I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs, sour radish duck soup, dry-stir-fried chicken, hot and sour potato shreds..."

Chen Mingwei interrupted him, "Spicy ones won't work, change to another one."

"That's fine." Huo Chen reluctantly agreed, "Then replace it with West Lake Beef Soup and Garlic Vermicelli Steamed Shrimp."

The biggest characteristic of a foodie is big eyes and a small belly. Based on the principle of free dinner, Huo Chen put all his energy into ordering food, without considering his actual combat power at all.Chen Mingwei frowned slightly, and swallowed the words of refusal rolling in his mouth, "These dishes are more troublesome to prepare, you should eat some fruit first."

Huo Chen was overjoyed that he didn't hate him, as if he had picked up a few million, he suddenly became happy. "Okay, okay, go, I'll send you a model worker certificate another day."

Chen Mingwei raised his eyebrows, "A certificate of merit will send me away?"

Huo Chen replied confidently: "Otherwise? I didn't ask you to cook for me."

Chen Mingwei had no choice but to say, "Well, it's all because of my willingness to fall, and I accept my fate."

The robot shook its head, "Dad, it's wrong for you to do this. Husband and wife should be harmonious and friendly, and don't bully others."

Chen Mingwei is happy, this robot is really good. "Ting Ting is good. Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving. Your father loves me."

Huo Chen didn't expect someone to be more brazen than himself, "Come on, Chen Mingwei, why don't you put gold on your face when you speak so well."

Chen Mingwei smiled and said, "I can not only talk, but also do it. Do you want to try?"

Huo Chen gritted his teeth resentfully, "What the fuck, why don't you just dream?"

Chen Mingwei looked quite innocent, "I'm talking about cooking, what's wrong?"

Huo Chen said angrily: "I believe you idiot, what you said is..."

The robot interjected, "What did he say?"

Looking at the innocent robot that was full of thirst for knowledge, Huo Chen abruptly turned around, "He's talking about acting like a horse."

Chen Mingwei answered, "The kind that can be ridden."

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