My scumbag ex-husband got rich

The so-called crispy meat, the key is not how solid the meat inside is but how crispy the outer shell is, which is bright yellow, and you can hear a "creaking" sound when you bite it down.The meat inside is marinated with chili noodles and pepper noodles. It is spicy with a slight numbness, but it is so tender that it can overflow with water. The skin is burnt and crispy, rich in taste, oily but not greasy. .

Huo Chen ate three big pieces in one go, and then slightly relieved his hunger, and asked Chen Mingwei, "Is there any chili noodles?"

After so many years, the taste is still the same.Chen Mingwei opened the cupboard, took out another packet of chili noodles, and sprinkled it on the side of the plate.

Huo Chen took a bite of the meat and dipped it in the pepper, it was so beautiful. "Couldn't you be the one who cooked the lunch today, right? Sure, with this skill, even if the company closes in the future, you won't be left without food."

Chen Mingwei wasn't annoyed, "You're right, you might even get rich if you meet a few more stupid rich men."

Huo Chen was furious, "Fulfill your spring and autumn dream, be careful of cheating and abducting, and go to prison for food."

Chen Mingwei said solemnly: "Don't worry, I will definitely go in after you."

Huo Chen didn't want to talk to him anymore, and sat cross-legged on the sofa with the crispy meat, watching the playback of the Spring Festival Gala skit while eating.He had originally made up his mind not to talk to Chen Mingwei anymore, but he couldn't help complaining to him while watching TV, "Now the Spring Festival Gala is not as good as every year. Since Uncle Benben and the others retired, even the sketches seem to be ugly. I’m bored, what’s the point of this show.”

Chen Mingwei took over the conversation naturally, "It's really not good, they just copied those jokes from the Internet mechanically, and they have nothing of their own."

Huo Chen kept nodding his head, "Yes, yes, yes, there is no creativity at all, and the acting skills are not up to standard, making it embarrassing to watch, and I don't know how those people below laughed."

Chen Mingwei said: "People who can't laugh are not qualified to sit below."

Huo Chen gave a thumbs up, "Brilliant, I saw blood for a while, I took a look at those below who were either old foxes or playwrights, especially the bald head, smiling like a blooming chrysanthemum, the camera has swept across him several times. "

After about two minutes, the skit was finally finished, and the next thing was a mix of songs.Several popular celebrities stood on top, singing an unknown original song for the Spring Festival Gala. Huo Chen was annoyed when he heard it, "This is nothing, it's not as good as the most dazzling national style played by the aunt downstairs."

Chen Mingwei said: "It's good to listen to this kind of propositional works whose scope is tightly framed."

Fortunately, the photographer also knows that everyone is not interested in this exception. In addition to taking close-up shots of the dancers and stars, he just swipes the camera down to find some interesting audiences for everyone. Among them, there is a good-looking beauty. Several seconds of footage were given.In addition, there are big names from all walks of life. Huo Chen also saw the boss of a certain Internet giant, so he asked Chen Mingwei: "Why didn't you go? Didn't you invite me to the Spring Festival Gala?"

Chen Mingwei thought for a while, and said: "It seems that I was invited. I don't want to go, so I asked a vice president of the company to go." Then he asked Huo Chen: "What about you, the program team didn't invite you?"

Huo Chen snorted coldly, "How could there be no invitation? I think their appearance fee is too low. It's better to stay at home and sleep."

Chen Mingwei nodded, and said solemnly: "Oh, so it is like this. If you are invited next year, you should go. The hidden income brought by this kind of program is much more valuable than a night's sleep."

Huo Chen: "... Where did you come up with so much nonsense?"

Chen Mingwei really stopped talking and just watched the show quietly.

Huo Chen felt a little thirsty, "Hey, go get me a glass of water." Afraid that Chen Mingwei would refuse, he quickly added, "Yesterday I poured it for you. You can't be ungrateful."

Chen Mingwei went obediently this time without raising any objections.

After about six or seven minutes, Chen Mingwei came out, with a cup of tasteless warm boiled water in his left hand, and a cup of freshly squeezed pumpkin juice of yellow orange in his right hand, and asked Huo Chen, "Which one would you like to drink?"

Huo Chen is not stupid, "Of course it's pumpkin juice."

Chen Mingwei: "Are you sure?"

Huo Chen: "I'm sure."

Chen Mingwei smiled slightly, "But warm water is free, and a cup of pumpkin juice costs 2 yuan."

Huo Chen gritted his teeth fiercely, determined not to let Chen Mingwei's treachery succeed, "I drink warm water."

Chen Mingwei didn't think there was anything wrong. He handed Huo Chen the warm boiled water on the left, and then sat down on the sofa with the remaining pumpkin juice, drinking it with gusto.The taste should be very good, Chen Mingwei couldn't help closing his eyes slightly after taking a sip.

Huo Chen felt that the boiled water in his hand was like something weird was put in it, no matter how he drank it, it didn't taste good. "Pumpkin is not a good thing, be careful to drink too much and turn yellow face."

Chen Mingwei didn't raise his eyes, "Really?"

Huo Chen: "That's right. In the past, there were people in the circle who lost weight and ate pumpkins. Their faces were so yellow that I couldn't see it."

Chen Mingwei said: "It doesn't matter, as long as it tastes good, you should eat less crispy meat, which is both meat and oil. If you continue to eat this meal, you won't be able to lose weight for a week."

Huo Chen said that in those days when he was dominated by Zhuo Erfan, his whole body was not well, and the taste of the meat in his mouth suddenly disappeared, so he had to gulp down a few mouthfuls of boiled water.Then I looked at the meat on the plate, whether I could eat it or not, and I was unwilling to eat it, and finally decided to keep the rest, so that I could put it in the microwave and eat it as a snack.

Chen Mingwei saw Huo Chen put down the plate of crispy meat reluctantly with his mouth pursed, and couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth slightly.

The more you watch the Spring Festival Gala, the more boring you are. Huo Chen took out his mobile phone and found that many people sent messages, including Jiang Songming's and other seniors.Huo Chen replied one by one, and then looked at the head of the little old man who was still unresponsive, and couldn't help but sighed slightly.Forget it, let's wait until the third day of junior high school.

Shen Lingzhen also sent her blessings. The little girl is quite good at playing. She made an emoticon package with a photo of her elder brother half kneeling and hugging a little milk dog, and added a blessing on it: "Kneel to pray for Shengan, and live forever."

Huo Chen hugged his stomach and almost went crazy laughing. He didn't know what Shen Muhong's expression would be when he saw it. This sister is too stupid.

Seeing his overjoyed look, Chen Mingwei asked, "What's so funny?"

Huo Chen moved the phone aside, "Don't worry about it."

Chen Mingwei saw that he was crackling as if he was chatting with someone, frowned slightly, and the air pressure in his body suddenly dropped.

Shen Lingzhen still had a little conscience, and told Huo Chen: "Don't spread the exclusive collection, or that old thing will kill me." The siblings are 20 years apart. Shen Lingzhen disliked his brother as an old bachelor, and would take his from time to time. Age is an issue, so why would his brother make fun of her with his brains?

Huo Chen didn't know what kind of grievances and enmity the two brothers and sisters had, but he had heard from Zheng Jing that Shen Muhong loved face very much, and even if he had the guts, he wouldn't dare to spread this kind of photo to the outside world.Then he said: "Don't worry, God knows and the earth knows you and I know."

Shen Lingzhen knew that her idol was very good, and immediately sent another complete video.

In the video, Shen Muhong takes advantage of the unawareness of the breastfeeding bitch, and takes out a little milk dog from under the mother dog to play with.The puppy was probably just full moon, and he was chubby from eating. Shen Muhong poked its belly and then pinched its paws. Finally, he didn't like it enough, so he gently pinched its small mouth, probably because he wanted to eat it. Check for teeth.

No matter how good-tempered the little milk dog is, it can't stand such a toss, barking non-stop.The mother dog couldn't bear it anymore, rushed over and threw Shen Muhong to the ground. Just when Huo Chen thought that Shen Muhong was about to be bitten, the mother dog picked up the little milk dog in his hand, and then sat on Shen Muhong's bed. body, and rubbed his butt hard.

The ghost knows whether the dog mother has pulled Papa just now, Shen Muhong burst out a tragic roar in an instant, Huo Chen saw him so frightened that his face turned pale, and he laughed so hard that tears almost flowed out.

Chen Mingwei glanced at him, his eyes were so gloomy that they were about to drip water.

Huo Chen, however, didn't notice the anger around him at all, and gave Shen Lingzhen a thumbs up, "Your family's Erha is really perfect."

Shen Lingzhen replied: "This is all retribution. Back then I obviously chose the cute and cute golden retriever, but that old bastard Shen Muhong secretly went back and replaced it with Erha while I was buying an ice cream. I was so angry at night Couldn't even eat."

Huo Chen felt that the image of Mr. Shen in his mind had been broken into scum, and he should try to stay away from him in the future, otherwise he was afraid that he could not help laughing out loud when he saw him.

They were right, betraying one's own brother was the best way to curry favor with idols.Shen Lingzhen felt that it wasn't enough, and asked Huo Chen: "By the way, I still have a video of Shen Muhong dancing here, which is so funny, Chen Chen, do you want it?"

The more you know, the sooner you die, Huo Chen thought about it and decided not to court death, "No need, I'm afraid of being laughed to death."

Shen Lingzhen said with a lot of meaning: "That's fine."

Huo Chen looked at the little milk dog quite enviously, with blue Yingying eyes, and his whole body was plump, with a light poke, it turned into a small meat pit, so he asked Shen Lingzhen: "How many dogs did your family give birth to?" ah?"

Shen Lingzhen said: "Six, Chen Chen, do you want one? I'll give you one, anyway, the family can't keep so many."

Huo Chen said: "These little milk dogs are very good-looking, so it's fine as a gift. You can ask Mr. Shen how much it costs, and I'll buy it."

Shen Lingzhen had no choice but to turn around and ask Shen Muhong who was sitting on the sofa playing Rubik's Cube, "Hey, how much did you pay for that broken dog?"

Shen Muhong glanced at his old sister, and said displeasedly: "What kind of broken dog, he has a name, Zhenzhen."

Look, that's why she betrayed her brother when she had nothing to do, and even put her own sister's name on the dog, and it's good if she didn't kill him, "Stop talking nonsense, just say it!" , or I will set a fire at night and burn all the messy things in your house."

Shen Muhong gave his sister a hard look, "How dare you!"

Not to be outdone, Shen Lingzhen said, "See if I dare."

After a while, Shen Muhong was defeated and said a number angrily.

Shen Lingzhen thought for a while, offered a discount and told Huo Chen.

Huo Chen heard that the price was normal, so he said he wanted one, and then sent a red envelope.Shen Lingzhen took the red envelope and said to bring it to him when he went to visit the crew.

The transaction was successfully completed, and the two chatted for a while, and then Huo Chen heard the doorbell ring.Strange, it's Chinese New Year's Eve, why did someone come again?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-12-1722:51:36~2020-12-1918:24:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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