Port Mafia doorman on-the-job pension

"Okay, the time for answering questions is over," Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "I don't care about the trouble, please step back, my interrogation is not over yet."

"Who do you say is irrelevant?!" Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help complaining, "And there is no need for this kind of interrogation to continue!"

Osamu Dazai: "But the rest are very important questions!"

"Well, it's very important." Shibazaki Yuansheng recalled what he saw on the paper before, "For example, what method do I like to use when I commit suicide, unfortunately I should not commit suicide."

"You're right, normal people don't think about suicide all day long, and write this question into the questionnaire," Nakahara also glanced at Osamu Dazai, "and finally brought a child to the interrogation room."

"It doesn't matter," Dazai Osamu said, "Even Shibazaki himself has no objection."

Nakahara Chuya asked Shibazaki Gensheng suspiciously: "You voluntarily?"

Geno Shibasaki nodded, "Because Mr. Dazai said that he doesn't need to ask for my permission to take me away, so I decided to come here on my own initiative."

Zhong Yuanzhong also had no expression on his face: "Very good."

Osamu Dazai's eyes twitched slightly, "You don't have to say everything I said."

Shibazaki Yuansheng: "But I just said the last sentence you said, Mr. Dazai."

He couldn't refute it, Dazai Osamu looked at Shibasaki Gensui's face with almost no emotional changes, and for a moment he couldn't tell whether Shibasaki Gensei really thought so and said so, or said it deliberately to punish him.

...but the result seems to be the same.

"Calm down, you smashed this place, the eldest sister will ask you to reimburse the repair fee then."

"Don't worry," Nakahara Chuya's tone was unbelievably calm, "I promise you are the only one who needs to be repaired in the end."

"Well, since you wish so much." Dazai Osamu sighed, but Nakahara Nakaya became more vigilant because of this, and it's not good for Dazai Osamu to make such an expression.

"But before you start, I have to finish my work first."

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered, "Continue your boring interrogation?"

"Of course not," Dazai Osamu laughed, and then turned to Shibasaki Geno, "This time we agreed, I didn't force you at all, you just nodded and agreed, right?"

Shibazaki Yuansheng's expression did not change, "Yes."

Dazai glanced at the clock in the room.

"It's almost time, I'll let someone take you there." He paused, "Looking forward to your performance."

Shibazaki Yuansheng met his gaze, and then moved away lightly, "Mr. Dazai, you'd better not look forward to it too much, I think it will be boring."

After finishing speaking, Geno Shibasaki didn't stay long, followed the two men in black out of the room, and nodded with Nakahara before leaving.

Central Plains is also completely at a loss.

"What are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows upon hearing this, "Didn't Elder Sister tell you?"

"No."

Osamu Dazai let out a long sigh, "It seems that the little dwarf walked too fast, so he didn't have time to tell you."

Nakahara Chuya: "... Let's talk about the key points."

Osamu Dazai didn't answer his question immediately, but just stared at him for a while, and then slowly opened his mouth until the next second when Nakahara Chuya was about to be stared into a rage.

"Forget it, I wanted you to guess it yourself, but it seems more interesting if you come here."

Osamu Dazai spoke lazily, "If you want to know, come to the monitoring room."

***

15 minute later.

As soon as Nakahara Nakaya entered the monitoring room, Osamu Dazai's slightly annoying voice rang out.

"Yeah, Chuya, you're here."

Osamu Dazai sat on the black office swivel chair, didn't look up at him, but just looked at the electronic keyboard in front of him, playing a boring game of taking off the keycap and putting it back on again.

The person in charge of the monitoring room stood aside, looking embarrassed and hesitant, obviously having some opinions on Osamu Dazai's behavior of vandalizing public property, but due to the identity of the other party's cadre, he could only pretend that he didn't see anything.

"...What are you going to do?"

"I want to ask you this question," Osamu Dazai answered his words calmly, and the keycap on his hand was pressed back again with a snap, "To be honest, I can understand it very well."

"I don't understand what you don't understand," Nakahara said, fed up with Osamu Dazai's way of speaking, "say what you want to say."

Osamu Dazai sighed exaggeratedly when he heard the words, and he felt sorry for Chuya Nakahara's understanding ability. Seeing Chuya Nakahara's back molars itching, he really wanted to go up and kick him.

But Osamu Dazai obviously knows how to measure, and before Nakahara Chuya's anger came up, he finally spoke unhurriedly, "I mean, I can understand your mood when you see Shibazaki Gensei now, after all, a child It’s always heart-warming.”

Speaking of this, Osamu Dazai suddenly laughed twice, "But to you, I'm afraid it's more like picking up an abandoned cat on the street and bringing it home."

Still the kind that is particularly obedient.

Does not scream or bite, just obediently looks at you with a pair of glass-like blue eyes.Even if he has no feelings for anything in essence, being stared at like this will always give people the illusion that he has actually been accepted by this cat—even if he knows very well in his heart that wild cats are difficult to raise.

Ten years later, Shibazaki Gensei showed his indifferent attitude very clearly, but the natural and cute appearance of the child ten years ago largely concealed this point.

So Osamu Dazai said he understood very well.

Nakahara looked up at him, with almost no emotion on his face, "Dazai, I don't have time to play literal guessing games with you."

Feeling the inexplicably condensed atmosphere in the monitoring room, several staff members subconsciously straightened their backs, and their nerves tensed up.

"I see," Dazai Osamu said with a smile like a normal person, "I thought you came to ask me where I got Shibasaki Geno."

"I wanted to ask, but it's unnecessary now."

Zhongyuan Zhong also walked to the opposite side of the monitoring platform, glanced at the large and small monitoring screens on it, and then asked the administrator next to him: "How many newcomers are there in this batch of tests?"

The administrator was stunned for a moment and immediately replied: "There are 36 newcomers in total."

Port Mafia will conduct newcomer tests for potential newcomers in the organization from time to time, and then determine their future positions based on the test results.Although neither Chuya Nakahara nor Dazai Osamu and Akutagawa Ryunosuke he brought back from the slums have ever conducted this test, it is undeniable that this is still an important means used by the port Mafia to screen talents.

It is impossible for an organization to have only the top, and excellent subordinates are equally indispensable.

It's just that Chuya Zhongya's scope of work does not include the selection of newcomers, and he usually doesn't intervene, so his sudden question today made the administrator a little uneasy.

The administrator secretly glanced at Osamu Dazai who was not far away.

"What is the content of the test?"

"It's still the same as before, Mr. Nakahara."

Port Mafia has different tests for different newcomers. The test content for non-combatant faction members has always been more complicated, because it is necessary to distinguish whether members are better at handling intelligence or handling disputes.In contrast, the newcomer test content of the Fighting School is always simple and clear, nothing more than a test of actual combat ability.

In this regard, even if Port Mafia is an organization that pays more attention to fresh blood, it will never deliberately find middle and high-level personnel to test newcomers one by one, because doing so is not only inefficient, but also takes up manpower and material resources.

Port Mafia has always had a more time-saving and labor-saving approach to making the best use of materials.

Although Zhongyuan Zhongya has never been in charge of this aspect of affairs, he has heard more or less about their testing methods-each newcomer will be locked up with four prisoners randomly selected by the administrator from the prison, and in the end as long as they can If you come out within the stipulated time, you will pass the test. Otherwise, the port Mafia will give a certain degree of preferential treatment to the prisoners in that room.

There are almost all kinds of people locked in Mafia Prison at the port, there are rational and cunning strategists, and there are also unscrupulous lunatics, but they have one thing in common, even for that so-called "preferential treatment", they will definitely Do your best to keep the newcomer who entered this room.

Therefore, every newcomer test is a breathing opportunity for these prisoners that cannot be missed.It was the first time for newcomers to take the test, but it was not the first time that these prisoners were used as exam questions.

So it is conceivable that the elimination rate in this test has always been terribly high.

"You said there were only 36 people participating in this batch," Zhong Yuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows and looked at the administrator lightly, "Then why did you turn on 37 monitoring screens?"

The administrator suddenly froze, "This is because..."

"Because that guy Dazai added another person in temporarily," Nakahara Nakaya added the reason for the administrator in a calm voice, "And asked you not to tell others that he is stupid when he thinks others are?"

Osamu Dazai, who was standing not far away, waved his hand, "Well, I really didn't expect Chuya to suddenly go online today."

"You'd better stop saying something that makes me want to beat you up." Zhong Yuanzhong also said angrily.

It's a good thing that they have been partners for so long, Nakahara can more or less guess what is going on in Dazai Osamu's mind.

Ten years later, Shibasaki Geno has been verified to be trustworthy, but ten years ago was not, because it is impossible to be sure what kind of thoughts he will have about this organization that is completely unfamiliar to him.That being the case, temptation is necessary, even if he is only a child now.

In fact, starting from the sentence about abandoning cats, Osamu Dazai wanted to convey to him only one central meaning: No matter how pitiful, innocent and well-behaved cats look, their essence will not change, especially the wild cats on the side of the road , it is best not to count on raising it to maturity.

And Shibazaki Yuansheng is a very typical, unfamiliar wild cat.And this trait in Shibazaki Gensei ten years ago will only become more obvious.

But Nakahara Chuya actually understood this earlier than Osamu Dazai thought.

It's not just the current child-like Geno Shibazaki, as early as when he first met Geno Shibazaki on the street, he had a similar thought in his heart.

But in fact, it didn't matter, he picked up the wild cat, and never had the idea that the other party would reward him in the end.But Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that this was not a big show of kindness, the mafia would only look ridiculous when talking about kindness, just because it looked a little pitiful, so he picked it up to make it not so pitiful, it was just such a simple thing.

So Zhongyuan Zhong also really didn't think about raising this wild cat at all at first.

"I don't think you'll be able to achieve what you want by giving him these tests," Nakahara said calmly, "If you can't open his head to see what Shibasaki Gensei is thinking every day, you will never be able to Trust him completely."

But Osamu Dazai just looked at him and said, "Trust or something, I think this kind of thing is the most meaningless."

Seeing that Nakahara was also stunned for a moment, Dazai Osamu said casually, "You think too much, but I don't think so much."

Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to roll his eyes, "Then why did you go to such lengths to give him a test?"

The interrogation room conducted questionnaires for people, and it also put people into the newcomer test. In the end, there was a light "You think too much", whether others believed it or not, anyway, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't believe a word.

"To get to know him better."

"……what?"

Osamu Dazai didn't have the consciousness to say something strange at all, "The intelligence department's information about Geno Shibasaki hasn't been updated for a long time, I'm just here to supplement the information."

Nakahara Chuya: "... Let me ask you, how old is he now?"

——The most important thing for intelligence materials is timeliness. You are holding on to the supplementary information of Shibasaki Gensei ten years ago. Are you updating it or reverting it? !

"Haven't you heard the saying that three years old is old?" Dazai Osamu was embarrassed, "You don't understand", "Besides, the current Shibazaki Geno is more valuable for research than the one ten years later. gone."

It's not that Shibazaki Gensei didn't take the newcomer test at the beginning, but he had been doing clerical work under Nakahara Nakaya during his internship at that time, so he also participated in the non-fighting test.

What was the result?

Now Osamu Dazai finds it funny when he thinks of the records of the Ministry of Intelligence on Shibasaki Gensei.

Shibasaki Gensei is very good at hiding, he was easy to fool when he was a child, if he didn't take advantage of this time to find out, he might not be able to find opportunities in the future.

"Speaking of which," Osamu Dazai asked casually as if he suddenly thought of this question, "Have you ever seen him let go before you?"

"He does not need it--"

"Yes," Osamu Dazai interrupted him casually, "When you are present, there is really no need for others to do anything, but how do you know that Shibasaki Geno never just helped you with the documents because of this?"

"Don't you want to know?"

Dazai Osamu said casually, "But I've been curious for a long time."

Almost at the same moment when Osamu Dazai's voice fell, the iron door in the surveillance was slowly pushed open, and this group of newcomers had all entered the "examination room".

"If Shibasaki Gensei is willing, to what extent can he do it?"

***

10 minutes before the "exam" starts.

In a room that was not too big or small, almost everyone's eyes fell on the boy who was sitting quietly in the corner at the same time.

In fact, it is a bit exaggerated to say that it is a teenager.

He was the first to appear in this room, so when most people first came in, their first reaction was that they went to the wrong place.

But even though the one in front of him looked like a brat no matter what, few people present dared to despise him.Those who come here are all going to participate in the newcomer test, and if the other party can appear here, no matter what the reason is, it is also qualified for admission.

In this way, the fact that the other party is a child makes people even more vigilant.

Ability users... Almost everyone has thought of this possibility. After all, those people with powerful abilities are very unreasonable existences. In this case, even children seem extremely normal.

As for the possibility that the other party is just a real child without supernatural powers...I'm afraid no one will believe it even if he tells it. If he doesn't have supernatural powers, then did this kid come here on purpose to make up the numbers?

Geno Shibazaki, who was arbitrarily identified as having terrible abilities, was in a daze.

When Osamu Dazai asked him to participate in the test, he agreed without hesitation. After all, he is almost in a state of being dependent on others. If honest cooperation can save follow-up troubles, Geno Shibasaki actually doesn't care.

But this kind of probing drama, Shibasaki thought lightly, Dr. Lin also likes to do it.

He felt that Osamu Dazai and Dr. Lin must have a common language.

The person in charge of the examination room coughed, "I think someone should have told you about the specific assessment method before you came here, so I won't say much about it. I'm just here to give you a final reminder."

As the voice fell, the display screen in front of him suddenly lit up.

Shibasaki Geno narrowed his eyes slightly because of the sudden white light.

On the screen were the avatars of several people and some very basic information corresponding to them. The people below were stunned for a moment, and then immediately realized that these were the prison inmates who were going to be locked in the same room with them.

Of course, the prisoners who participated in the test were not limited to the few on the screen, but all the prisoners who appeared on the screen had a common feature—they were all supernatural beings without exception.

The person in charge continued in a flat voice, "The prisoners you meet are completely random. Before you start, no one knows who you will meet."

The subtext of this sentence is very obvious, and someone asked below: "That is to say, a supernatural person will randomly appear in our room?"

"That's what it means. As I said, it's completely random. You may not meet any of the people above, or you may have all four in the room." After saying this, the person in charge glanced at the person below. With a pale face, he comforted me perfunctorily, "Of course, the latter situation is much more difficult than the former one. Basically, no one will have such bad luck."

There are only a few supernatural beings in total, and it is rare for two of them to appear in one room at the same time.

"But." Just when the man's complexion got better, the person in charge caught off guard and made another turning point.

"No matter how many supernatural beings appear in your room, as long as they appear, I suggest you just give up and admit defeat. After all, I am not responsible for your safety." The person in charge glanced lightly at the people below, " This is my last reminder."

Seeing that no one spoke, the person in charge nodded in satisfaction.

The quality of this group of newcomers is not bad, at least they didn't ask stupid questions like "Isn't this just a comparison of luck".No, it's all said so clearly, it's stupid to ask a question, even if he asks, he won't answer.

"Well, I have a question." Geno Shibazaki raised his hand.

Person in charge: "...You said it."

This is the person brought by Mr. Dazai, plus he is still a kid——

Patience, patience.

Because he often said this sentence during his Japanese learning, Shibazaki Geno said this Japanese sentence very smoothly: "I don't quite understand the above words, can I trouble you to translate it for me, sir?"

principal:"……"

This question is even stupider than the one asking about luck!

The person in charge barely restrained the twitching corners of his mouth, "There's no need to know what's written on it, just remember their faces."

Shibasaki Geno was silent for a while, the person in charge thought he had given up, but then, the child's voice came again.

"Mr. Dazai said that if you have any questions, you can ask you, sir." Although Shibasaki Geno was still stumbling in Japanese, his tone was very calm. "So this question is a secret that cannot be answered?"

Person in charge: "..." Damn it!

Person in charge: "Which language do you want to translate into?"

***

After all the newcomers entered the "examination room", the person in charge came to the monitoring room with a disheveled face. During the period, he met Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya who seemed to be talking at the door, and his mood suddenly became worse.

The colleague saw that he had a bad face when he came back, so he asked casually: "Why, did you meet a newcomer?"

What kind of rookie is that kid? !The person in charge was in a worse mood, "No, a related household."

The colleague knew who he was talking about as soon as he heard it, and immediately turned his head to look at Dazai Osamu over there, then bumped his arm, and said softly: "Hold down, Mr. Dazai is still here."

"I know." The person in charge said gloomily, while adjusting the monitoring of the examination room, hoping that the work would alleviate his depression a little.

"Who is this, my god, the luck is too bad!"

Hearing the surprised voice of his colleagues, the person in charge also looked over curiously, and couldn't help but click his tongue a few times: "It's the first time I've seen four supernatural beings in one room, which newcomer's luck—"

Person in charge: "..." Although the kid is really annoying, his luck is so bad that even he wants to sympathize.

He stood up abruptly, and his colleague asked, "What are you doing?"

"Go to Mr. Dazai, that kid feels a little reckless, if something happens to you, we will be finished."

The person in charge said that the little devil was not very good at turning his head at first glance, and he was also taken aback when listening to him (because his Japanese listening ability was not good). Be merciful, the one who will suffer in the end will definitely be yourself.

But when the person in charge looked back, there was no one in the place where he saw Osamu Dazai.

"Mr. Dazai?" The administrator who was asked was taken aback. "He just went out with Mr. Nakahara just now. It seems that he has something to discuss, but he will be back in a while. Why don't you wait."

How could the person in charge wait any longer? Just as he was about to continue asking questions, his colleague suddenly called him from behind.

"You don't need to go, it's... over."

The person in charge was so shocked by the news that he almost bit his tongue, and suddenly his eyes went dark: "Is the corpse... all cold?"

Colleague: "...although I can understand your reaction, what I mean is that kid came out of the exam room."

If you come out of the examination room within the stipulated time, you will pass the examination. They have always followed this criterion, but——

"Isn't it only 2 minutes since the start?!"

Could it be that the child saw the beginning of this nightmare and decided to give up?No, if you admit defeat, you should stay in the examination room for the time being.

"Don't ask me, I don't know what happened." The colleague who was entrusted to stare at the screen of Shibasaki Gensei also had a tired face, "But as far as the news I just got—"

"The other four people in that kid's room... just now, they all voluntarily surrendered."

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The two are more in one, because it is not easy to disassemble the chapters, so I just published them together

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