Port Mafia doorman on-the-job pension
Chapter 34
Snack assistant or something, Shibazaki Yuansheng sighed, "It's the first time I've heard of such a job."
By the way, what does this job do, is it responsible for purchasing snacks every day?It sounds quite easy, but for Shibasaki Gensei, it's quite exciting to be honest.
It's just that Shibasaki thought with some regret that this job is destined to miss him.
"You proposed this invitation to me because of Xie Ye-san?"
Otherwise, knowing that he will mean endless troubles, he is asked to change jobs, and he is said to be hired as an assistant... No matter how you look at it, Shibasaki Geno doesn't feel that Edogawa is in trouble. It was necessary to do it for him, a stranger whom he had actually met only once.
Edogawa looked at him with his head tilted in disorder, neither admitting nor refuting, "That means you have to refuse."
"Well, although I really want to agree," Shibazaki Yuansheng showed a slightly distressed expression, "but I don't really want to owe favors because of it."
What's more, he didn't want to cause too much trouble to Yosano Akiko, since before, he had been bothering each other.Now that she had managed to live a stable and normal life, it was better for a guy like himself to stay away from her.
No matter how many troubles follow behind him, it doesn't matter if he is alone.
In other words, it is actually barefoot who is not afraid of wearing shoes.
However, Edogawa Ranpo just stared at him blankly for a while, then blinked his eyes, showing an expression of "That's right", "You are really an idiot."
Shibazaki Gensheng: "...Huh?"
"Although...but if you're comparing me to yourself," Shibasaki Geno said, "then it's okay to say I'm an idiot."
Edogawa Ranpo is very smart, but it is not very appropriate to describe the other party as smart.
After Ranpo Edogawa nonchalantly stated for the first time facts that almost no one had discovered before, Geno Shibazaki was no longer surprised by anything he said.
This is not because he thinks those words are not a big deal, on the contrary, because he understands the horror of Edogawa Ranpo's reasoning ability, Shibazaki Yuansheng feels that it is normal for the other party to tell the truth casually , so it is not surprising.
Most of the smart people in the world would probably look like fools in front of Ranpo Edogawa.
"Idiot." Edogawa shook his head in disorder, and at some point took out another piece of candy from his pocket.
He bit the candy, and said in a vague voice, "Don't think about it, even among ordinary people, you are a complete fool."
Obviously there are ready-made ways to avoid risks, but they still have to abandon them in the end. Isn't this a fool?
But Edogawa Ranpo didn't meddle enough to force Shibasaki Geno to accept, or in other words, he probably guessed how the other party would answer before making this suggestion.In fact, if Shibazaki Geno had the kind of personality that would accept it as soon as he suggested it, Edogawa Ranpo would not have made this suggestion.
Man is such a strange contradictory creature that not even a detective can fully understand it.
Is he that stupid?
Geno Shibazaki was a little skeptical of life by the fools that Edogawa ranpo said one after another, but it was obviously meaningless to argue with a famous detective, and Geno Shibazaki silently avoided the topic.
"So besides job-hopping, is there any other way?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Shibazaki Gensheng suddenly felt that he was actually praying to God and worshiping Buddha.But forget it, gods or Buddhas cannot be bought with sweets.
"Yes," Edogawa Ranpo squinted his eyes subconsciously. He felt that the candy in his mouth was a bit too sour. The world is destroyed, so there is nothing to worry about."
No, so there are more things to worry about, right? !
Shibazaki Yuansheng: "... I remember that the principle that the president of your detective agency upholds is not for justice or something? As a detective there, why can you say such things as the destruction of the world with such an indifferent face?"
"Because the problem of the destruction of the world does not need to be solved by a detective agency," Edogawa Ranpo felt that Shibasaki Geno was very strange. "Is it because your previous work unit had a deputy who saved the world?"
Shibazaki Gensheng: "..."
It’s fine if you’re talking about the king, after all, this kind of thing is really inseparable from the destruction of the world.But Peng Lie... Isn't it strange that the mafia saves the world these days? !
Shibasaki Geno couldn't help thinking, if this rule is followed, the port Mafia will have to save Yokohama once in the future, right?
No... Shibasaki Geno tried hard to get back his increasingly crooked thoughts.
"Sure enough, forget it. Regardless of job-hopping or accepting fate, these two methods are not suitable for me." Shibazaki Gensheng said, "But please rest assured, I will never forget the reward of a famous detective."
Edogawa stared at him in disorder and suddenly said, "I will regret it."
"You have already thought of a solution," Edogawa Ranbu said slowly, with a rare serious tone, "but you will regret it [-]% afterwards."
"Is this a buy one get one free offer?"
Shibazaki Yuansheng looked at him, his tone sounded like he didn't care much, but Edogawa Ranpo knew that the other party had listened to his advice.
Just didn't intend to go back.
Edogawa Ranpo threw the candy he thought was too sour into the trash can.
Sure enough, a fool.
***
"What about the person who went to call the leader, why hasn't he come yet?!"
Kimura walked back and forth worriedly, even if the leader had something urgent, but now the first floor of the base is about to be demolished, it is unlikely that this person has not returned yet.
"what are you worried about?"
"What else can I worry about?" Hearing this, Kimura suddenly became overwhelmed, "Of course I'm worried—"
this voice...
Kimura turned his head like a robot, and saw Shibazaki Yuansheng standing in front of him with a calm face.
"You don't have to worry too much, those two won't demolish the building, so I don't suggest you go over there to try to persuade a fight, and it might be easy to catch up with yourself." Shibazaki Yuansheng said, "I just went around there Come here, Mr. Zhongyuan and Mr. Skylark are having a good time playing, you will only disturb their interest in the past."
It took about seven or eight seconds after Shibasaki Gensei finished speaking before Kimura finally recovered from his wooden state.
He grabbed Shibasaki Yuansheng's arm and shook it vigorously, "What do you mean 'don't bother me while you're playing'? This is the worst fucking situation, okay?!"
"Probably because the enemy finally met his opponent, so both sides couldn't help but fight. After all, they usually only abuse vegetables, and the members of their own family can't attack too hard, so it's really not easy to occasionally meet someone who can fight. "
Even though his body was shaken by Kimura, Shibasaki Geno still explained to him emotionally, "This kind of thing is very common, you just need to get used to it, senior."
Get used to it!Just as Kimura was about to yell, "You should show me how to get used to it", he felt something was wrong.
"...Did you just come around from there?"
Geno Shibasaki is wearing the most common black suit in the port Mafia, and it will be particularly obvious if there is dust on this kind of clothes.But looking at it now, except for some dust on the shoulders of Shibazaki Gensheng, and the slight wear and tear on the trousers, the rest of the body is unbelievably clean.
And looking at Kimura himself, among the people who came back from there, he was already pretty good, at most he looked embarrassed, at least he was not accidentally injured.
The ones that are a little more miserable, which one doesn't look like they just crawled out of the earthquake scene?
Shibazaki Gensei nodded, "Actually, it looks like this kind of demolition-style fight. Because the attack range of both sides is limited, there are still many safe places to stay. As long as you avoid a little bit, you will be fine."
He was mainly trying to avoid the sight of those two people just now, so it was relatively troublesome.
——Although Mr. Skylark is currently obsessed with fighting, if he sees him, he might have to change his target.And if Mr. Zhongyuan knows that everything comes from himself...
Shibazaki Gensheng: "..." It's a bit exciting.
Of these two, he can just face any one of them to ensure that he can escape.
However, Shibazaki Gensheng did not expect these two people to fight, although it is not surprising to think about it.Personality conflicts plus they are all fighting factions... To be reasonable, what Shibasaki Geno said to Kimura just now is true, and intervening in the battle between the two fighting factions is definitely because his life is too long.
Kimura didn't know what Shibasaki Gensei was thinking, and he once again compared the gap between himself and Shibasaki Gensei with complicated emotions, "...you are really used to it."
But habit also means experience.
"Since you still have the conscience to come back, hurry up and solve the problem for me," Kimura gritted his teeth and said, "The sudden provocation of Peng Gelie Yunshou will definitely have something to do with you!"
"Well," Shibazaki said nonsense without changing his expression, "it's also possible that he just drank fake wine when he got off the plane."
Kimura: "..." I think you can make up such a lie because you drank fake wine!
"Do you know why Mr. Zhongyuan got into a fight with the other party?" At this point, Kimura calmed down instead.
Shibazaki Yuansheng: "Because the guard room was smashed, Mr. Nakahara is distressed about the renovation costs of the previous few days."
Kimura: "..." Damn it, if you are so calm, you should go to hell!
Seeing that Kimura was on the verge of collapse, Shibazaki finally stopped pretending to be stupid, "I know what you think, senior, but to be honest, you really can't solve the problem by letting me go now."
It's like throwing an oil drum into a fire, and it's only going to get worse.
Kimura snorted coldly, "Okay, at least you're back, I'll take your word for it. But there's one thing I have to ask you, what's your relationship with Pengo Lie?"
Geno Shibasaki was not surprised that Kimura would ask him such a question, and now there is really nothing to hide.
"Actually, it's a bit complicated to explain in detail, but it's also very simple to sum up. Senior, you should have guessed that I used to be from the Pengo Lie family, but later because of my mother..." At this point, Shibazaki Gensheng paused , "Because of her historical legacy, I was considered harmful by the family."
It was decided at a meeting of the few high-level cadres who obeyed the majority in Vongola. In fact, because of the newly appointed Judaime and Skylark, his situation was much better, but his personal freedom was still completely restricted.
Shibazaki Yuansheng was not waiting to be slaughtered, so he simply ran away.
"This kind of thing is quite common." Kimura nodded, these things are indeed not uncommon in the mafia, let alone kinship, it is normal for the boss to make mistakes and the subordinates to suffer.
"But if that's the only way, I don't think that Yun Shou's attitude is right. Are you sure that's the only way?"
Not to mention that Yunshou, even the leader Gabrielone who came before is also very strange.
Shibazaki Yuansheng: "It's not just that, well, it's actually very simple. How can I say that Vongola is such a big mafia family, so it took a little effort to escape."
Then Shibazaki Gensei told Kimura this supposedly simple escape story.
What kidnapped the cute pet of the former boss as a hostage in order to escape the pursuit, and what bombed the school gate and asked the boss who has always disliked colleagues to use illusions to hide the truth-and paid a very bad price for this, in the end The illegitimate son who falsely claimed to be the current head teacher escaped from the cordon...
Although Shibasaki Geno hadn't finished speaking, Kimura already felt that his brain was not enough.
——Not to mention why there is such a messy combination of cute pets and schools in the mafia escape story, and the strange expression on Shibazaki Gensei's face when he talked about "bad price", the last illegitimate child is even more fascinating People don't know where to start complaining!
"Stop for a moment," Kimura really got dizzy, "So tell me, what did you do in Pengelie before?"
Even the failed candidate of the family heir war does not have such intricate relationships and rich storylines as you!
"It's the same as now."
What is the same as now, but to clarify——
Wait, Kimura slowly turned his head to look at Shibasaki Geno.
After a long time, when Gensheng Shibasaki couldn't help raising his hand and waved in front of Kimura, Kimura finally spoke.
"Let me tell you, Shibazaki," Kimura said with a very tangled expression, "Don't you think you, the doorman, are a bit rebellious?"
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感谢在2020-09-1422:18:39~2020-09-1522:42:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:洛溯64瓶;江汜50瓶;cl16瓶;嘻嘻嘻、小袖玉堂挥手10瓶;今天的大大更新了吗、绯墨2瓶;万叶千声1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
By the way, what does this job do, is it responsible for purchasing snacks every day?It sounds quite easy, but for Shibasaki Gensei, it's quite exciting to be honest.
It's just that Shibasaki thought with some regret that this job is destined to miss him.
"You proposed this invitation to me because of Xie Ye-san?"
Otherwise, knowing that he will mean endless troubles, he is asked to change jobs, and he is said to be hired as an assistant... No matter how you look at it, Shibasaki Geno doesn't feel that Edogawa is in trouble. It was necessary to do it for him, a stranger whom he had actually met only once.
Edogawa looked at him with his head tilted in disorder, neither admitting nor refuting, "That means you have to refuse."
"Well, although I really want to agree," Shibazaki Yuansheng showed a slightly distressed expression, "but I don't really want to owe favors because of it."
What's more, he didn't want to cause too much trouble to Yosano Akiko, since before, he had been bothering each other.Now that she had managed to live a stable and normal life, it was better for a guy like himself to stay away from her.
No matter how many troubles follow behind him, it doesn't matter if he is alone.
In other words, it is actually barefoot who is not afraid of wearing shoes.
However, Edogawa Ranpo just stared at him blankly for a while, then blinked his eyes, showing an expression of "That's right", "You are really an idiot."
Shibazaki Gensheng: "...Huh?"
"Although...but if you're comparing me to yourself," Shibasaki Geno said, "then it's okay to say I'm an idiot."
Edogawa Ranpo is very smart, but it is not very appropriate to describe the other party as smart.
After Ranpo Edogawa nonchalantly stated for the first time facts that almost no one had discovered before, Geno Shibazaki was no longer surprised by anything he said.
This is not because he thinks those words are not a big deal, on the contrary, because he understands the horror of Edogawa Ranpo's reasoning ability, Shibazaki Yuansheng feels that it is normal for the other party to tell the truth casually , so it is not surprising.
Most of the smart people in the world would probably look like fools in front of Ranpo Edogawa.
"Idiot." Edogawa shook his head in disorder, and at some point took out another piece of candy from his pocket.
He bit the candy, and said in a vague voice, "Don't think about it, even among ordinary people, you are a complete fool."
Obviously there are ready-made ways to avoid risks, but they still have to abandon them in the end. Isn't this a fool?
But Edogawa Ranpo didn't meddle enough to force Shibasaki Geno to accept, or in other words, he probably guessed how the other party would answer before making this suggestion.In fact, if Shibazaki Geno had the kind of personality that would accept it as soon as he suggested it, Edogawa Ranpo would not have made this suggestion.
Man is such a strange contradictory creature that not even a detective can fully understand it.
Is he that stupid?
Geno Shibazaki was a little skeptical of life by the fools that Edogawa ranpo said one after another, but it was obviously meaningless to argue with a famous detective, and Geno Shibazaki silently avoided the topic.
"So besides job-hopping, is there any other way?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Shibazaki Gensheng suddenly felt that he was actually praying to God and worshiping Buddha.But forget it, gods or Buddhas cannot be bought with sweets.
"Yes," Edogawa Ranpo squinted his eyes subconsciously. He felt that the candy in his mouth was a bit too sour. The world is destroyed, so there is nothing to worry about."
No, so there are more things to worry about, right? !
Shibazaki Yuansheng: "... I remember that the principle that the president of your detective agency upholds is not for justice or something? As a detective there, why can you say such things as the destruction of the world with such an indifferent face?"
"Because the problem of the destruction of the world does not need to be solved by a detective agency," Edogawa Ranpo felt that Shibasaki Geno was very strange. "Is it because your previous work unit had a deputy who saved the world?"
Shibazaki Gensheng: "..."
It’s fine if you’re talking about the king, after all, this kind of thing is really inseparable from the destruction of the world.But Peng Lie... Isn't it strange that the mafia saves the world these days? !
Shibasaki Geno couldn't help thinking, if this rule is followed, the port Mafia will have to save Yokohama once in the future, right?
No... Shibasaki Geno tried hard to get back his increasingly crooked thoughts.
"Sure enough, forget it. Regardless of job-hopping or accepting fate, these two methods are not suitable for me." Shibazaki Gensheng said, "But please rest assured, I will never forget the reward of a famous detective."
Edogawa stared at him in disorder and suddenly said, "I will regret it."
"You have already thought of a solution," Edogawa Ranbu said slowly, with a rare serious tone, "but you will regret it [-]% afterwards."
"Is this a buy one get one free offer?"
Shibazaki Yuansheng looked at him, his tone sounded like he didn't care much, but Edogawa Ranpo knew that the other party had listened to his advice.
Just didn't intend to go back.
Edogawa Ranpo threw the candy he thought was too sour into the trash can.
Sure enough, a fool.
***
"What about the person who went to call the leader, why hasn't he come yet?!"
Kimura walked back and forth worriedly, even if the leader had something urgent, but now the first floor of the base is about to be demolished, it is unlikely that this person has not returned yet.
"what are you worried about?"
"What else can I worry about?" Hearing this, Kimura suddenly became overwhelmed, "Of course I'm worried—"
this voice...
Kimura turned his head like a robot, and saw Shibazaki Yuansheng standing in front of him with a calm face.
"You don't have to worry too much, those two won't demolish the building, so I don't suggest you go over there to try to persuade a fight, and it might be easy to catch up with yourself." Shibazaki Yuansheng said, "I just went around there Come here, Mr. Zhongyuan and Mr. Skylark are having a good time playing, you will only disturb their interest in the past."
It took about seven or eight seconds after Shibasaki Gensei finished speaking before Kimura finally recovered from his wooden state.
He grabbed Shibasaki Yuansheng's arm and shook it vigorously, "What do you mean 'don't bother me while you're playing'? This is the worst fucking situation, okay?!"
"Probably because the enemy finally met his opponent, so both sides couldn't help but fight. After all, they usually only abuse vegetables, and the members of their own family can't attack too hard, so it's really not easy to occasionally meet someone who can fight. "
Even though his body was shaken by Kimura, Shibasaki Geno still explained to him emotionally, "This kind of thing is very common, you just need to get used to it, senior."
Get used to it!Just as Kimura was about to yell, "You should show me how to get used to it", he felt something was wrong.
"...Did you just come around from there?"
Geno Shibasaki is wearing the most common black suit in the port Mafia, and it will be particularly obvious if there is dust on this kind of clothes.But looking at it now, except for some dust on the shoulders of Shibazaki Gensheng, and the slight wear and tear on the trousers, the rest of the body is unbelievably clean.
And looking at Kimura himself, among the people who came back from there, he was already pretty good, at most he looked embarrassed, at least he was not accidentally injured.
The ones that are a little more miserable, which one doesn't look like they just crawled out of the earthquake scene?
Shibazaki Gensei nodded, "Actually, it looks like this kind of demolition-style fight. Because the attack range of both sides is limited, there are still many safe places to stay. As long as you avoid a little bit, you will be fine."
He was mainly trying to avoid the sight of those two people just now, so it was relatively troublesome.
——Although Mr. Skylark is currently obsessed with fighting, if he sees him, he might have to change his target.And if Mr. Zhongyuan knows that everything comes from himself...
Shibazaki Gensheng: "..." It's a bit exciting.
Of these two, he can just face any one of them to ensure that he can escape.
However, Shibazaki Gensheng did not expect these two people to fight, although it is not surprising to think about it.Personality conflicts plus they are all fighting factions... To be reasonable, what Shibasaki Geno said to Kimura just now is true, and intervening in the battle between the two fighting factions is definitely because his life is too long.
Kimura didn't know what Shibasaki Gensei was thinking, and he once again compared the gap between himself and Shibasaki Gensei with complicated emotions, "...you are really used to it."
But habit also means experience.
"Since you still have the conscience to come back, hurry up and solve the problem for me," Kimura gritted his teeth and said, "The sudden provocation of Peng Gelie Yunshou will definitely have something to do with you!"
"Well," Shibazaki said nonsense without changing his expression, "it's also possible that he just drank fake wine when he got off the plane."
Kimura: "..." I think you can make up such a lie because you drank fake wine!
"Do you know why Mr. Zhongyuan got into a fight with the other party?" At this point, Kimura calmed down instead.
Shibazaki Yuansheng: "Because the guard room was smashed, Mr. Nakahara is distressed about the renovation costs of the previous few days."
Kimura: "..." Damn it, if you are so calm, you should go to hell!
Seeing that Kimura was on the verge of collapse, Shibazaki finally stopped pretending to be stupid, "I know what you think, senior, but to be honest, you really can't solve the problem by letting me go now."
It's like throwing an oil drum into a fire, and it's only going to get worse.
Kimura snorted coldly, "Okay, at least you're back, I'll take your word for it. But there's one thing I have to ask you, what's your relationship with Pengo Lie?"
Geno Shibasaki was not surprised that Kimura would ask him such a question, and now there is really nothing to hide.
"Actually, it's a bit complicated to explain in detail, but it's also very simple to sum up. Senior, you should have guessed that I used to be from the Pengo Lie family, but later because of my mother..." At this point, Shibazaki Gensheng paused , "Because of her historical legacy, I was considered harmful by the family."
It was decided at a meeting of the few high-level cadres who obeyed the majority in Vongola. In fact, because of the newly appointed Judaime and Skylark, his situation was much better, but his personal freedom was still completely restricted.
Shibazaki Yuansheng was not waiting to be slaughtered, so he simply ran away.
"This kind of thing is quite common." Kimura nodded, these things are indeed not uncommon in the mafia, let alone kinship, it is normal for the boss to make mistakes and the subordinates to suffer.
"But if that's the only way, I don't think that Yun Shou's attitude is right. Are you sure that's the only way?"
Not to mention that Yunshou, even the leader Gabrielone who came before is also very strange.
Shibazaki Yuansheng: "It's not just that, well, it's actually very simple. How can I say that Vongola is such a big mafia family, so it took a little effort to escape."
Then Shibazaki Gensei told Kimura this supposedly simple escape story.
What kidnapped the cute pet of the former boss as a hostage in order to escape the pursuit, and what bombed the school gate and asked the boss who has always disliked colleagues to use illusions to hide the truth-and paid a very bad price for this, in the end The illegitimate son who falsely claimed to be the current head teacher escaped from the cordon...
Although Shibasaki Geno hadn't finished speaking, Kimura already felt that his brain was not enough.
——Not to mention why there is such a messy combination of cute pets and schools in the mafia escape story, and the strange expression on Shibazaki Gensei's face when he talked about "bad price", the last illegitimate child is even more fascinating People don't know where to start complaining!
"Stop for a moment," Kimura really got dizzy, "So tell me, what did you do in Pengelie before?"
Even the failed candidate of the family heir war does not have such intricate relationships and rich storylines as you!
"It's the same as now."
What is the same as now, but to clarify——
Wait, Kimura slowly turned his head to look at Shibasaki Geno.
After a long time, when Gensheng Shibasaki couldn't help raising his hand and waved in front of Kimura, Kimura finally spoke.
"Let me tell you, Shibazaki," Kimura said with a very tangled expression, "Don't you think you, the doorman, are a bit rebellious?"
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感谢在2020-09-1422:18:39~2020-09-1522:42:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:洛溯64瓶;江汜50瓶;cl16瓶;嘻嘻嘻、小袖玉堂挥手10瓶;今天的大大更新了吗、绯墨2瓶;万叶千声1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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