After the collapse of the character design, I was gay at the same table

After an absurd quarrel with Han Yi outside the grove, the other party said "Don't follow me if you don't know how to explain it" and then skipped class and ran away.

Xiao Chi had this kind of experience for the first time in more than ten years, and he didn't know how to deal with Han Yi's angry behavior for a while.

It stands to reason that he should have been subdued and coaxed at the time, but he somehow felt that under such circumstances, even if he was fooled temporarily, it would happen again in the future.

They're both old men, it's okay to quarrel, so let Han Yi calm down first.

In fact, it can't be regarded as a quarrel, but it's just that the other party's posture is really taken to heart.

On the way back, Xiao Chi speculated repeatedly in his heart, a little confused, and his mind was in a mess. Then he met Luo Xiaopeng who was looking for someone everywhere in the playground.

"Brother Chi, have you seen Han Yi? Why did he leave without taking his clothes and bag?"

Han Yi was probably confused by his own anger, and didn't bring his mobile phone in his bag.

Xiao Chi took the pile of things from Luo Xiaopeng's arms: "He probably won't be going back to the classroom today, give it to me, and I'll take it back for him."

The mobile phone was placed in the table hole for fear of being taken away by the discipline inspection department of the student union or the head teacher, and Han Yi didn't come back after evening self-study and school.

Xiao Chi put his bag and mobile phone in the dormitory. The school uniform of this person was hit with several marks by the ball. He sent a message to Zhong Bailin to inquire about the whereabouts of this person, and then stuffed the school uniform and other clothes that needed to be washed into the dormitory. in his bag.

After returning home and putting the clothes into the washing machine, Zhong Bailin replied——Han Yi is here with me, had a drink, did you two quarrel?

This question was made on the sidelines, it is estimated that Han Yi did not tell Zhong Bailin the cause and effect, and this group of people also saw that the two of them were having an awkward relationship.

Xiao Chi didn't even know if this was a quarrel, so he had to avoid the serious ones - no.Help me tell Han Yi that his bag and cell phone are in the dormitory.

He deliberately didn't say that he brought Han Yi's school uniform home, thinking that he would use this as an excuse to go down the steps at school tomorrow, and this matter could be considered a turning point.

Things are not as simple as thought.

No matter what, Xiao Chi never imagined that Han Yi would actually stuff the lipstick in the pocket of his school uniform jacket.

It was too late when he found out that something was wrong. The red water stain left in the washing machine looked like he had strayed into the murder scene at first glance.

He rubbed his forehead, and quickly turned off the washing machine to rescue the clothes.

The school uniform, Han Yi's favorite OW jacket and an inner wear have not survived the disaster, and the sticky red dyed every piece of clothing thoroughly.The refreshing and handsome white innerwear has long been turned into a rustic bright red T, and the black coat is stained with color, shining strangely like mottled and rusty metal.

After rubbing it with his hands for a while without any fading, Xiao Chi gave up decisively.

He went to help Han Yi get another set of school uniforms, and he ordered a new style of jacket and underwear directly. It was this unlucky lipstick that I searched all over the Internet but couldn't find any news...

One of the parties is ignorant of these.

In the bar box, Zhong Bailin put down his phone, turned his head and kicked Han Yi who was venting his anger on an NPC: "Your boyfriend said that your phone and bag are in the dormitory."

Han Yi never took his eyes off the game in his hand, and asked casually pretending not to care, "And then, what else did you say?"

"What are you and I pretending to be, are you excited?" Zhong Bailin sneered, and threw the phone over.

Han Yi reluctantly took the phone, but swiped the screen very fast.

Seeing the few barren conversations, he threw the phone back into the other party's arms, and his disappointment was immediately apparent: "You still give me a fart for just two sentences."

Zhong Bailin: "If I don't show it to you, I'm afraid you'll be lucky and think that you've grasped the stable happiness. Look at Ren Xiaochi, and then look at you, you are being eaten to death by him, brother. "

Han Yi was already very annoyed, so he was naturally upset when he heard this: "I'm happy."

After a while, he looked up at Zhong Bailin again: "Why didn't you tell him that I have another mobile phone now, so how could he send me a message?"

Zhong Bailin spread out his hands: "Yes, it's my fault. I am a huge obstacle to delaying your restoration of the old one."

Han Yi didn't like it: "What does it mean to rebuild the old one? It's never broken at all."

"Then you've been abusing me with a sullen face all day? What are you trying to do? Go find Xiao Chi and have a sweetheart."

Thinking of the mysterious past between Si Jialiang and Xiao Chi, Han Yi felt annoyed. There was a rift between enemies, so it was impossible to hide it from him so tightly. Xiao Chi is an annoying person, and the boring gourd is more annoying than the loudspeaker .

Han Yi insisted: "I'm right, I can't give in first."

Seeing that Han Yi still didn't understand, Zhong Bailin shook his head. After all, his brother was more important, so he sent a message to Xiao Chi to scare him.

——Han Yi has a spare phone, you two don't pass the letter through me, send him a message yourself.Let me tell you by the way, he lost his temper this time, and my buddies can't help you, so think about it yourself.

The phone rang twice, and Xiao Chi didn't know how to reply when he saw the message.

He looked at the dialog box and thought to himself, how angry is it to be so angry.

Since he met Han Yi, apart from seeing him fight, he has never seen Han Yi lose his temper. The more he thought about it, Xiao Chi inexplicably felt a little uneasy.

He still has a headache about that dead lipstick.

If Han Yi knew that his precious clothes and cosmetics had been ruined like this by him, he might be even more angry.

After thinking about it, Xiao Chi made a video call to Peng Feng and asked for help online to answer his questions: "Look at this, can you recognize the brand and color number?"

"How could I recognize the excellent number! You're flattering me too much." Peng Feng's eyes were full of red, he heard Xiao Chi's rare sigh of helplessness, and asked suspiciously: "Did you ruin sister Yiyi's lipstick? "

Xiao Chi didn't say yes or no: "You can take a look for me, send the brand over and I'll compare the colors myself."

"Don't move your hands, get closer. Hey, this bottle looks familiar to me. Hang it up first. I'll take a picture and ask Xixi."

Peng Feng was extremely efficient and returned the call within 5 minutes.

When he came up, he said without thinking: "Why are you so careless." Before Xiao Chi could speak, he sighed: "I asked Xixi about this lipstick, the global limited edition, more than 100..."

Xiao Chi breathed a sigh of relief at first, and then felt a little strange: "The global limit is only more than 100?"

The voice on the other side suddenly increased: "Can you listen to me, it's more than 100 foreign currency, equivalent to more than 7000 RMB!"

"..."

Han Yi seems to have mentioned before that he sold all the lipsticks he sneaked out from home in order to raise money for He Qiuyang's father, leaving only this single seedling.

Even playing ball has to be covered in the pocket, it can be seen that it is the baby's fault.

But Xiao Chi's current family property is only enough to buy two new coats and a lipstick cover for Han Yi.

He silently put down the lipstick casing that was bubbling with laundry detergent in his hand, and he had the urge to pull Han Yi over to give him a beating. He had to use such an expensive lipstick just to play the guitar every day, what a prodigal!

Xiao Chi interrupted Peng Feng's continuous small class on lipstick science, and asked: "What should I do if I damage both the lipstick and the clothes at the same time, I can't afford it for the time being."

Peng Feng thought for a few seconds, gloated and said: "It is not difficult to solve the problem of breaking the lipstick. The main ingredients of lipstick are wax, grease, softener, etc. In your case You just need to find a dry towel of a suitable size, and bite it in your mouth when Sister Yiyi hits you."

Xiao Chi: "...I'm serious."

"I'm also serious," Peng Feng said seriously, "The lipstick is stained on the clothes, and the washing machine will definitely not clean it. The only way now is to buy a washboard and kneel on it when I see Sister Yiyi." .”

"I'll give you one last chance to speak humanly."

The person opposite said, "By the way, if the lipstick is stuck on the white clothes, you can use the [-] disinfectant, preferably orally, so that you can take a step ahead and avoid the pain of the flesh..."

Xiao Chi hung up the phone resolutely.

He didn't really want to tell Han Yi the bad news. A squeamish ghost was not easy to coax, but in this situation, he might lose his fortune.

Unfortunately, things backfired.

The next day, Han Yi learned about the tragic death of lipstick from Zhong Zixi.

Zhong Zixi thought that Han Yi quarreled with Xiao Chi because of this, and she earnestly said: "You can buy lipstick again, why are you arguing with Brother Chi over this matter? Brother Chi worked so hard, Fengfeng said he was looking for lipstick I searched all night."

She originally wanted to help Xiao Chi make a miserable sale, and take the opportunity to win over Han Yi's guilt.

Unexpectedly, Han Yi angrily took a picture of his phone on the table: "He even poked out my lipstick and ignored me! Do you think he is too bullying?"

Zhong Zixi: "???"

She wants to gently remind the other party that you are too bullying.

But Han Yi was so wronged, he hinted to this extent, Xiao Chi didn't take the initiative to send him a message, and contacted everyone for a broken lipstick, except himself.

I have never seen such an exaggerated person!

"If he doesn't come here to find me within 10 minutes, I will definitely not forgive him." Han Yi said harshly.

Twenty minutes later, the phone remained silent.

"If he doesn't call me within half an hour, he's screwed."

An hour has passed.

He picked up his mobile phone and circled the room several times, the floor tiles were almost rubbed with sparks.

Just when Zhong Zixi thought that the other party was so angry that he was going to throw the phone away, Han Yi stopped, took a breath and said, "I don't know as much as him, so I'll call him the head office."

As a result, Xiao Chi perfectly missed this ultimatum version of himself.

Xiao Chi is at the home of the little old man in chemistry at this time, and he is very reluctant to come here for a make-up class on weekdays, but this time he came here positively.

The chemistry teacher looked at Xiao Chi holding a stack of extra-curricular chemistry reading materials in his hands, and stroked his bald head, feeling very relieved.

As the child grew up, he finally began to understand the mysteries of chemistry.

Sure enough, rebellion is only temporary, and the potential of a good student is infinite. As long as he has a sincere and humble attitude towards learning, even a rebellious child can return to the right path. He must give Xiao Chi a good lecture on the beauty of chemistry today...

Wait, the title of the book on the table seems to be——"Teaching You How to Make Cosmetics at Home" "Teacher, I heard that there is a small laboratory in the underground garage of your home. I want to take a practical chemistry class today."

It is said that the shampoo that made Zheng Jun, their homeroom teacher, successfully become bald was made there.

? ? ?The little chemical old man's eyelids twitched.

In the next second, I saw the good student in front of me sincerely and humbly asking myself: "Can you teach me how to make lipstick?"

作者有话要说：即便散尽家财，厚着脸皮也要哄男朋友开心。——肖·自认为是绝世好男友·池感谢在2020-10-1207:16:36~2020-10-2302:27:54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 16 bottles of Mu Ziyou;