The scumbags of the professor's house

Su Chengcheng greeted the network administrator in a familiar way, found a seat, sat down and took out his mobile phone, holding a breath in his chest.

Jin Kela: Go online, play two.

Gouzi: Damn it!What day is it today, catch the Great God alive! (Wow!)

Jin Kela: Hit or not.

Gouzi: Dad, come and play ranked to save your silly son.

Jin Kela: Open.

Su Cheng was angry, he played two games so that no one could survive, and was about to play the third game when Gouzi's phone came over.

"Master, where are you? Are you arguing with the master and are you in the Internet cafe again?"

Su Cheng clamped the mobile phone between his cheeks and shoulders, his hands were still operating, "There's a lot of nonsense, don't you want to rank?"

Gouzi: "You are blocking the killing, and the Buddha is blocking the killing of the Buddha. I hang up the phone."

Su Cheng: "Get out."

Gouzi: "I figured it out, there was a lot of quarrel today."

Su Cheng was speechless, a dog is a dog with a good nose.

Gouzi: "Didn't the two of you go upstairs and downstairs, Chu He Han border? You transferred to another school on the first day, and you didn't take the exam. Why are you arguing?"

Su Cheng said impatiently, "He wants to raise a dog in the house."

"Keeping a dog?" Gouzi said incredulously, "Hey, master, you are not human, and you want to find a new dog behind my back!?"

Su Cheng laughed, "It was your master who was kicked out by the dogs."

The dog on the other side took a deep breath, "How expensive is this?"

Su Cheng thought about it, and replied: "Don't worry, it's not as expensive as you, you are Erha, that is Jingba."

Su Cheng slept very uncomfortably in the Internet cafe. He dreamed that he was being chased by a Pekingese, and his whole body hurt from the bite.After breakfast, when wandering to the school, through the fence, the whole campus was as quiet as death, making people unsure of how to advance or retreat.

No one would believe it if he said it. Principal Su has never skipped class at such a young age. Although he went to sleep every day, he was sure that he slept more peacefully in the classroom. Today was the first time he hesitated whether he should sleep in another place. After a while, the security guard at the door rushed out.

"Hey! You two! You're late! What time is it? Why don't you hurry over here? What about that pretender?"

"Two?" Su Cheng turned his head and saw Jingba everywhere.

"Luston?" The security brother opened his mouth wide, "What's the matter with you?"

Tsk tsk, big brother meets so many people in one day, and he can still call out someone's name.

"Master Liu." Luston lowered his head and greeted obediently, "I got up late today."

Oh, this dog really has two faces.

Master Liu spoiled with a smile, "Don't be too tired from studying at night, go in quickly!" He turned to give Luston a way out of the security room, turned his head to look at Su Cheng, and changed his face in a second, "You! Which class?! "

Su Cheng:?

Can you really do whatever you want after studying well?The school regulations with tens of thousands of words are all written for the people at the bottom.

Gan.

Su Cheng was annoyed that the short-sleeves he pulled out when he went out yesterday were the school uniforms of the No. [-] Middle School, which made him turn around and run not gorgeously enough.It's a pity that before he could take a steady step, someone pulled him from behind, Jingba said, "Master Liu, this is my classmate, can we go in together?"

The security guard shot Su Cheng up and down suspiciously, "Is he in the same class as you?"

"Yeah!" Luston showed dimples, "at the same table."

Su Cheng was startled. Yesterday's "same table" made him roll up and change places when he was so hungry that he fainted. How did the word "same table" come out of this thing's mouth today?

Master Liu immediately gave way, "My desk mate, let's go in quickly! What day is it today? Forgot?"

Luston nodded, and without waiting for Su Cheng to agree, he dragged him into the school gate, and immediately looked up at the clock on the main building.

Twenty minutes to eight, his face returned to ice-cold.

Su Cheng: "Let go."

Luston didn't try to drag him, and didn't give him a word. He quickened his pace and went upstairs.

Su Cheng was confused, thinking of what the security guard said, what day is it today?The national flag was raised yesterday, is there any mysterious ceremony in No. [-] Middle School on Tuesday?He walked slowly to the gate of No. [-] and No. [-] Senior High School. The homeroom teacher Song Ting was squatting at the door. It was obvious that he had just greeted Luston who was late, and his complexion was not very good.

There was no sound at all in the corridor, Su Cheng looked at his watch, 7:45, isn't this the prime time for morning reading?No. [-] Middle School is not really engaged in some kind of all-silent sex activity, is it?

"Why are you dawdling?! I don't know about the monthly exam today? What's going on with each of them?" Song Ting rushed over to arrest people on his short legs.

"Monthly exam?" Su Cheng blurted out in surprise, it's only been two days since school started, what's the monthly exam? !

"Hurry up, don't dawdle!" Song Ting grabbed Su Cheng into the class, pushed him into the classroom from behind, swiped and pulled him twice, Song Ting's hands were hanging in the air in a daze, and his slender fox eyes were rounded .

"Where's your schoolbag?"

One or two students in the class quietly answering the paper raised their heads quietly.

Su Cheng turned around, oh, I didn't take my schoolbag when I left yesterday.

"Forgot." He replied confidently.

The whole class gasped.

Song Ting almost recited it. As a special-grade teacher in the No. [-] Middle School, he hadn't seen this kind of student in more than ten years. The children in his class felt that a huge suitcase was not big enough to hold the test papers. This kid didn't even bring a schoolbag? !

"It's the exam! Where are your eyes going?!" Song Ting looked at his watch, "There are 15 minutes left, and the math paper will be closed, right?"

His head immediately lowered.

"Su Cheng, sit down and take the exam." Smoke was coming out of Song Ting's head. This man was clearly here to take the zero egg exam. The average class score in this monthly exam was average. His many years of angina pectoris must have happened. Thinking of Gao Xiaomei's face, Song Ting couldn't help sending people to their seats, and said earnestly, "It's a little bit if you can write a little bit."

Su Cheng sat down, as if against him, put his hands under his arms, and the paper on the table was twisted instantly, and he didn't care, he just fell asleep.Su Cheng felt that he had given the new head teacher a lot of face, at least he didn't scold in front of him.

Is there any disease in the third middle school?How many days has school started?Didn't teach anything?What kind of exam will you take in the month?What is the exam?Did you get to the bottom of the high school entrance examination?

Song Ting's heart ached, and he looked at the pair at the same table, a zero egg, and a 120-point math test, which took only 15 minutes.

he died.

"I asked you to try your hand yesterday, because I was afraid that the weekend would make you foolish. Give me a good performance today, and the results will come out. I know the rules, and there is no excuse for whoever is here." Song Ting clutched his chest, Now he can only count on the whole class to perform supernormally together and pull the leg that fell off.

Fifteen minutes later, the bell rang, and the math paper was handed in. Su Cheng even filled in the name with the help of the front desk. Song Ting clutched his chest angrily, and rushed out the door with a thermos.

"Brother Lu, Brother Lu!"

"Quickly - let me tell you, how did you prove the last question?"

"Quick-say-quick-say-quick-say!"

The familiar voice accompanied by the familiar shaking woke up Su Cheng who had just fallen asleep. It was this idiot again!

Xiaoba Su raised his head, his curious eyes pierced through the glasses that were thicker than the bottom of a beer bottle, and looked at his deskmate pitifully, without noticing that there was another person beside him.

"What's wrong with you?" Su Cheng glared at him.

"I-didn't-talk-to-you?" The boy asked back word by word.

Su Cheng: "..."

"Four eyes, four eyes!" Murray turned around and pinched him, and the boy grinned instantly in pain.

"Mu-Ray, what-what-you!"

Murray blinked wildly.

"What's wrong with your -eyes?"

Murray caught a glimpse of Su Cheng's out of four eyes, and immediately turned back in fright.

"Student with four eyes, don't shake the table when you ask questions next time." Su Cheng tried to be as polite as possible.

Scratching the back of his head with four eyes, "I-so-called Brother Lu."

The four-eyed classmate spoke like a robot, and his sentences were different from ordinary people. Su Cheng sincerely advised him: "Change it."

Four Eyes: "That's not-ok, the movement is quiet, Lu-brother ignores me."

"Then please find another way, so as not to affect my sleep." Su Cheng felt that his blood bar for patience began to turn red.

Four eyes wondered, "Are you taking an exam? What are you sleeping on?"

Su Cheng tapped on the table with his slender fingers, "I don't take the exam, I want to sleep."

After he finished speaking, the four-eyed face on the opposite side began to flush red, as if someone had strangled his neck, and excitedly shouted four large characters, "That-yes-no-do!"

This voice made half the class turn their heads.

"No?" Su Cheng was baffled by the yelling, is this person fucking sick?I take the exam by myself, but if I don't answer it myself, can you control me?

He raised his glasses with four eyes, and said solemnly, "If you don't take the exam, it will affect the average score of the class."

What the fuck?

WTF?

Class average?

Think I'm a fool?Su Cheng's blood tank was emptied in an instant, and he kicked the four-eyed chair with his feet.

But stepped on someone else's foot.

This kick should not be light, after all Su Cheng originally followed the chair.

"Four Eyes, I'll give you the answer after the exam. Turn around." Luston, who was kicked, had no expression on his face, and moved his own desk away from the front seat with his own hands.

The four eyes are aggrieved: "Brother Lu."

"Worried about the average score of the class, instead of being afraid of others getting zero grades in the exam, it is better to take the next few exams yourself." Luston said flatly.

His four eyes froze, he thought for a while, then suddenly nodded his head like pounding garlic, turned around and took a pen to concentrate and calm down, as if he had settled down.The students in the class turned around and bowed their heads one after another, picked up pens and paper, and prepared to prepare for the exam.

Su Cheng looked at this deskmate who was sitting upright, and he couldn't tell that he was a good person and well-liked. He imagined that someone turned the car around yesterday, bah!I can really act.

Wait, what do you mean, instead of fearing that others will fail the exam, why not take the next few exams yourself?

Su Cheng: "What do you mean?"

"Literally." Luston sorted out the draft paper, and at the top was the calculation process of the last big problem just now, which should be ready for four eyes, "Can't do math, and can't understand Chinese?"

Heh, sure enough, there were two faces, and Su Cheng said directly, "I can understand human speech, but I can't understand dog barking."

Luston continued, "Learn less foreign languages, and have more in-depth conversations with similar people."

Su Chengle: "Isn't this just talking?"

Luston didn't continue bickering, he raised his eyes to look at Su Cheng, the boy pressed one hand on the table, half of his body was pillowed on it, sitting slouchingly, with the little curly hair curled up on his head, following him through the thick moonlight, The shadows puffing and puffing smoke overlapped on the second floor, and Uncle Su's order in the morning sounded, "Pai Pai, stay away from Su Cheng, he is hopeless."

The old father sighed, it was difficult to distinguish other emotions in his numbness.

why?

Abandoned his son so early?That's Su Mingyuan, that's the Su family!

why?

"Is this the monthly exam?" Luston looked away, tidied up the table, and prepared for the next exam.

Su Cheng had a question mark on his curly hair, "What test?"

With the ringing of the bell, Luston sent them two words, "Spoof."

Song Ting returned to the class to invigilate the exam. Su Cheng took the paper on the front desk and was about to continue to sleep under his body. When he scanned it accidentally, he found that there were only three questions on the paper, which were still mathematics.What is the way of the third middle school?Monthly math test twice?Su Cheng picked up the paper and studied it carefully, then muttered, "It's a competition question."

Su Cheng's eyes moved up from the subject and landed on the back of Siyan's head. With such difficulty, Brother Siyan might have to smash the table again after the exam.

He needs to sleep fast.

Principal Su got down on the ground in a race against time, and Luston, who hadn't written yet, let out a soft "Huh".