Lin Chen felt that he had suffered the malice of the whole world.

Tell jokes!Why are you telling jokes again!Everything is good, how good it is to fight zombies in the last days, how great it is to fight pirates in the interstellar world, why are you telling jokes again!

It's almost like his entire life has been suffixed with the words "speaking jokes".

Thinking that he had just exchanged bodies with Lu Ninjia, and just came to Lu Ninjia's sand sculpture world, he thought that the vast world would have a lot to do, but the task was swiped out to see, what's the joke?

He can't handle the initial mission!It belongs to the kind where he points a gun at others, and no one can laugh.I really squeezed out a smile, and I laughed like I was crying. The task was not completed at all.

Why are you talking about jokes when it comes to chasing your wife?

Lu Renjia was still looking at him expectantly: "Ah, hurry up and talk. Really, my smile is too low. I often laugh out loud when I look at myself."

Sand Sculpture's father also looked at him expectantly: "Yes, nephew, tell me quickly, I want to listen too."

Lin Chen picked up the sand sculpture water and drank a few mouthfuls, trying to find the feeling of sand sculpture.

His system was afraid that he would be thrown to Lu Renjia as the system in the future, and urgently needed to prove himself at such a time, so he diligently broadcast various jokes in his mind in turn.

Lin Chen finally chose one of them. He thought it was simpler and more suitable for him to play.

So, he coughed lightly, trying to make his voice a little more emotional and exaggerated, and said, "Li Jianjun, shark hand, he can't count how many people he has sharked, because—" Lin Chen paused, "He's not good at math."

Then, he looked at Lu Ningjia.

Lu Ningjia looked at him.

Lin Chen: ...

Lu Ningjia: ...

Big Sand Sculpture: "Hahahaha." He felt that Lu Ninjia's expression of forcing himself without laughing was so funny.

Lin Yan frowned and said seriously: "This joke is very funny. When everyone hears 'counting how many sharks there are', they will think that he doesn't remember the number because there are too many sharks; Well, there's a twist here. I also intentionally paused in the middle to heighten the drama of the twist."

Lu Renjia was speechless: "Ah, you have committed one of the biggest problems in the joke world, which is to explain why jokes are funny." After thinking for a while, he said: "No, you are not just a problem, you are full of problems. .It’s like a sponge, what people absorb is nutrients, what you absorb is problems.”

So Lu Renjia trained Lin Chen on jokes on the spot, and taught him how to tell jokes to make himself laugh.

Lin Chen didn't know why he and the person he liked had just reconciled, instead of doing something else meaningful, the result was learning how to tell sand sculpture jokes on the beach?

What is this scenario?

The question is why haven't you learned it yet?

Blame it?

An hour later, Lu Renjia said with old blood: "You are the worst student I have ever taught."

Lin Chen: If I am wrong, please let the law punish me instead of letting me learn how to tell sand sculpture jokes here.

Lin Chen earnestly said: "Jiajia, can't we change the way? For example—" He took out the props "crazy keyboard" and "durian that is not easy to kneel".

"No. How can my partner not know how to tell jokes." Lu Renjia vetoed it.

Lin Chen froze on the spot for ten seconds.

"Am I your target?" Lin Chen asked softly, grabbing Lu Renjia's hand.

He was suddenly very scared, afraid that Lu Renjia was actually just telling some bad jokes, and at this moment, he would have a magical turning point.

Lu Ningjia was so rare, she felt a little embarrassed.He pawed on the beach with his feet, thinking in his heart that he is a considerate little Gong, what is there to do at a time like this, what is there to be ashamed of.

He said, "Ah, do you want to have a date?"

Lin Chen grabbed his hand and clenched it hard, even a little too hard, making Lu Ningjia feel a little pain in his hand.

"Jiajia." Lin Chen said, and he pressed a kiss on the back of that hand.

Too many emotions swam in his heart, he had mixed feelings, ecstasy, joy, throbbing, doubt, longing, fear... He even felt his nose was stuffed up, almost choking. "Jiajia." He said hoarsely, pulling Lu Renjia into his arms.

When hugging each other, he was like a child, holding his face and waiting for the flowers to bloom, and then the flowers all over the world bloomed in an instant.

He wanted to stop time at this second, stop for a while, and stop for a while.

He wants to stay here.

Then the next second, as expected, he was kicked out of the dream because of a rapid heartbeat.

It was already dawn, and it was just when the sun was rising and dawn was breaking. Sitting on the bed in the rental house, Lin Chen still felt his heart burning.

Big thousand worlds, three thousand universes, he is not alone anymore.

He almost couldn't wait to turn on the cross-world communication communicator and said, "Jiajia, I miss you very much."

His voice was already low, but he was still a little hoarse at this moment. When it sounded in Lu Ningjia's mind, it had Dolby surround sound effect.

Lu Ningjia was still running freely on the beach, "I have a partner", but was suddenly woken up from the dream by the sound.

"I miss you so much too." Lu Renjia said, he found himself laughing unconsciously, even covering his mouth and laughing out loud.

Ah, so this is the feeling of love!

After being silly for a while, Lu Renjia suddenly said: "Oh, although we are in love, we haven't turned the page yet. You still have to tell a joke, this is what we set before the sand sculpture master The rules represent our heart for the sand sculpture master." Lu Ninjia said.

"Okay, Jiajia."

Lu Renjia laughed again. "No, bro, it's weird that you're talking like that now. You didn't talk like that before."

"What would I have said before?"

"Before you were yin and yang strangely, 'Okay.'" Lu Ningjia laughed again while talking, "The eighth princess is a great onmyoji, oh, you are a big yin and yang! This title is better than your 'whirlwind' Shark Slayer' sounds much better."

Lin Chen: "...what whirlwind shark killer?"

"Your name in the last days! Dabai told me. Do you know, it took Dabai a day or two to learn to speak human language, and Dabai can still read PPT!" Lu Renjia began to chatter.

Lin Chen stood up while listening to Lu Renjia's voice.

This feeling is so used to it, as if nothing has changed, but everything has undergone some subtle changes.

Making him so happy made a world of difference.

Lu Renjia went to have breakfast, and after the contact was cut off, Lin Chen got up and walked around the room.This rental house, since he and Lu Ningjia switched bodies, he has lived here for several months.But now, thinking that this was once Lu Renjia's room, Lin Chen's heart skipped a beat.

He looked here and there, and he would look at an old photo for a long time when he found it, even trembling and touching the clothes that Lu Ningjia used to put in the closet.

So much so that his system said euphemistically: "Host, if you must be perverted, then you can hide and pervert secretly when it is dark. It is like this in broad daylight, which is not very good."

Lin Chen was speechless: "Don't bother me. You're really excited at this time. Help me find some joke material, I don't believe it, I can't learn a funny joke."

System: My host, impotent and furious.

In the morning, Lin Chen opened the random door and came to Lu Renjia's world.

There are two main purposes of this trip: to solve the three previous offline problems of Lu Renjia, and to see if it is possible to have a relationship with the person I just confirmed, and what is the normal behavior between lovers.

Lu Renjia waited for him in the living room on the first floor, and greeted his parents in advance. The main idea was, Ah Ba and I made up.

Lin's father and Lin's mother were also shocked: So Ah Ba didn't run away?What about the Ponzi scheme that his son engaged in?

Lu Renjia said that not only did Ah Ba not run away, but he had already been influenced by him and became his downline. He is now Ah Ba's upline.From then on, he is the top of the pyramid.

The second elder of the Lin family was even more shocked: Is there such an operation?

Then they saw the downlines who had previously held a shareholder meeting at home, Han Chengfeng, Fang Shuran and Bai Xiangning.

Forget about Fang Shuran, the youngest son of the Fang family has always been ignorant, but Han Chengfeng... This... was also fooled by his son?Lin's father and Lin's mother still feel miraculous.

Han Chengfeng himself was actually a little embarrassed.So, he hesitated to speak... He was originally a bull stock in the stock market!I don't know why it became a strange shareholder in a strange organization!

Although they are all stocks, they are actually very different, who can he reason with!

When Lin Chen arrived, he let Lu Renjia and Dabai go to play, and took Han Chengfeng and the others upstairs for a meeting.

In his words, "You don't need to bother you with this kind of thing. If you have to do everything yourself, then you have to do something offline." So Lu Ren Jia Le Dian Le Dian went to dabai, and also added Lin Chen by the way. [-] points.

Walking into the study, Lin Chen first said: "From now on, your upline will become me, and I will issue tasks to you. Everyone's points can continue to be used. There are no new rules. Just continue to do what you did before. There is only one thing that cannot be skipped." Me, go find my upline."

It is almost the most commonly used wording when a new leader is airborne.

Han Chengfeng remained silent, and glanced at Lin An from time to time, his gaze hesitated to speak.

Fang Shuran...Fang Shuran has already forgotten how many points he has, and at the moment he is flipping through the chat records with Lu Renjia on his mobile phone, while snapping his fingers to recall.

The happiest is Bai Xiangning, he had the most points before, and it is best if this organization can continue; the most unhappy is also Bai Xiangning, because it was so easy to get points from Lu Renjia in the past, but he changed to another upline...

However, since Bai Xiangning has no memory of his previous life and lacks understanding of Lin Chen, he thought about it, and then tentatively said, "Boss Lin, have you and Brother Xiao Lu cleared up the misunderstanding?"

Lin Chen nodded.

Bai Xiangning said, "Oh, I'll just say it! The two of you are a match made in heaven at first glance, how can a little misunderstanding create a gap between the two of you! Hurry up, hurry up, it's over!"

Lin Chen looked at him expressionlessly.

Bai Xiangning shuddered.

Then in the next second, Lin Chen said: "Well, you are right, I will give you 2000 points."

Bai Xiangning: "Thank you, leader!"

Fang Shuran was super jealous, and said awkwardly: "Brother Lin Chen, you two are together, and I'm double broken-up—can you give me some points?"

"No." Lin An said coldly, "If you waste a word, I will deduct your points."

Fang Shuran was so aggrieved... At this moment, Lin Chen said to him again: "I have a task for you, find your family team, and help me make an app."

The Han family is an old-fashioned wealthy family, and they do business-related business, while the Fang family is engaged in the Internet, and they are old-fashioned in making apps.

As for the content of this APP...it is mainly for Lu Renjia to use alone. Lin Chen hopes to have a space that contains all the props that he can see in the system mall now.In this way, Lu Renjia can exchange whatever he wants, and he will exchange it from his own system before delivering it to his door.

When he said that he wanted to give all his points to Lu Renjia, he was not just talking.

Fang Shuran knew what he was going to do as soon as he heard it, and couldn't help being excited at this moment: "Brother Lin Chen, can we all use this system mall in the future? It's so convenient!"

At this time, Lu Renjia poked his head out of the door and said, "It's a beautiful idea, you, the system mall needs 50 points to open!" He has a lot of resentment towards this system mall.

Lin Chen smiled: "Yes, it takes 50 points to open it."

Seeing Lu Renjia, he was in a good mood, got up and walked towards Lu Renjia.

It's just that when Han Chengfeng passed by, Han Chengfeng suddenly stopped him: "Ah." He said, "I owe you an apology. We...don't have another chance?" He finally asked.

Lin Chen used to think this question was disgusting, but now he just finds it ridiculous.

For Han Chengfeng, the events of the previous life were just false "memories", but he had experienced them, and he was very sure that no matter Lin Yanming, Han Chengfeng or Fang Shuran, he had never really been moved.After breaking free from the influence of the will of the world, those pasts only became a black and white puppet show, and those people even he didn't want to take a look at them.

He didn't know what it was like to wake up from a dream with a heartbeat until he met Lu Renjia.

"Nor has it ever been, never been," he said.

Someone is waiting for him in his new life, and the past is no longer his concern and shackles.

From this moment on, he said goodbye to all the past.

It seemed that the "Forced Love" had turned the last page in front of him, closed it, and put it in a dusty drawer.

At this time, I heard Lu Renjia say: "I rely on you to dare to hook up with my people in front of me, Dabai, bite him!"

Dabai went up and gave Han Chengfeng a mouthful...

Lu Renjia was still saying: "Ah, don't pay attention to him, just treat it as being bitten by a dog, hey."

Lin Chen said, "Yes."

Han Chengfeng's face was distorted: "It's me! It's obviously me being bitten by a dog! It's obviously me!"

But Lin Chen walked away, no one paid attention to him, only Dabai said: "I'm not a dog, you are so stupid."

The author has something to say: Thank you everyone!Today is a bit of a special situation, and it should be updated at 9 pm tomorrow.

Let me tell you, brother Chen didn't have any emotional connection with the three slags before.It's the first time for Brother Chen to fall in love, so it's silly (not) right, the latter two will definitely switch back, otherwise what's the matter, hahaha.And the stalk of "bad at math" is not my original creation, it's a joke from the Internet.

Then, welcome new friends, here is the author who writes super long words.The child is stupid every day today. I used to reply to every comment, but today I can’t reply. It’s a bit like facing a table of delicious food and don’t know what to say (what metaphor? !)

Thank you for reading the article, and thank you for meeting us here.

What I want to say most is that in the future, I will no longer feel that I am out of place in the crowd because of my excessive sand sculpture!

I will work hard!I love you! (Breaking sound)

感谢在2020-11-2520:35:34~2020-11-2623:07:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 wood is exhausted;

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 Meow Meow Meow; 2046 My Name, Wjd1, Abaaba, and Fanyoushi;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:苏舜卿、我的名字是啥40瓶;冬菇煮番茄24瓶;p=np糖20瓶;阿巴阿巴、嘿咻10瓶;宋夕.、天天、冬竭夏流5瓶;应约、双烟2瓶;饭团乖1瓶;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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