After the Sand Sculpture and the Abusive Male Lead Interpenetrate

Guoguang had to wait a while to arrive, so everyone ate first, but Fang Shuran was very puzzled by today's situation, so he took the lead to ask, "Brother Xiaolu, what are you mainly doing for dinner today?"

"Mainly discuss everyone's grades." Lu Renjia said inscrutably, "Here, I want to praise Bai Xiangning, a motivated student! His grades are very good, which is surprising. You have worked hard in secret, right, come and share your experience with everyone."

Bai Xiangning was actually secretly sending Lin Yanming a WeChat message, reporting what he saw and heard at the dinner party, when he suddenly heard the word "secretly", he was so scared that he dropped his phone, and opened his mouth: "I am not I do not have you Don't talk nonsense, I didn't secretly report you to the surnamed Lin, and I didn't want to be an undercover agent—ah, what are you talking about?"

In the dead silence, he looked at everyone, and everyone looked at him.

Han Chengfeng: "Secretly?"

Fang Shuran: "Report?"

Han Xiyuan: "Being an undercover agent?"

Lu Ningjia: "Good guy, good guy, I'm just a good guy - we have a traitor among us!"

Bai Xiangning's mood was numb: It was exposed...how come his undercover career ended before it started...but for some reason, he didn't think it was a surprise.

Lu Renjia was still sighing with emotion: "It's really a decline in the world, morality is degraded, anyone can be an undercover agent now, the entry qualifications for this industry are a bit low! Brother, I just cheated you in an ordinary way, and actually It blows up your real purpose. Fortunately, you Xiaolu brother is wise and powerful, otherwise the house will be stolen!" The man started boasting while talking.

Bai Xiangning: What the hell are you deceiving!It's clearly because I'm stupid...ah no, it's clearly because of my simplicity, okay!

In this way, out of nowhere, they caught one of the second and fifth sons arranged by Lin Yanming among them.Classmate Bai Xiangning exposed his undercover identity prematurely because he was too sculpted, probably not more than two days before and after.

Bai Xiangning deeply felt that he was only suitable to be a white lotus, and a substitute for a white lotus would be fine, but a difficult job like Er Wuzi should be left to professionals.

Under the pressure of everyone, Bai Xiangning explained the whole story of how he became the second and fifth boy.Under the witness of everyone, Bai Xiangning officially joined Lu Renjia's camp and became—well, became Han Chengfeng's downline.

Lin Chen in the distance still doesn't know that he has changed from one-to-three to one-to-four.

It was true now that he was going to feed a lot of people.

"What should I do now, Lin Yanming is still waiting for me to broadcast live." Bai Xiangning said, he really wanted to cry, and he was trying to maintain his Bai Yueguang temperament at the moment.

Han Chengfeng was cunning and cunning, and smiled coldly: "You make up something irrelevant, hang him first. It doesn't matter if we expose some of our information, the point is to win his trust, and report any new news directly."

After turning into his own camp, this person's crooked smile became bearable.

Bai Xiangning: "Oh." At this moment, he suddenly changed from a regular undercover agent to a double-faced undercover agent.

In WeChat, Lin Yanming was asking "What is Lin Chen doing now", and Bai Xiangning felt that he would never be able to reply, "I am drinking 82 years of Lafite to celebrate that I caught an undercover agent and developed an offline". What people do, and the feat of using stand-up comedy to attract a roomful of people, so Lin Yanming replied: "He is talking about cross talk."

Lin Yanming replied with "...".

As a result, in the next second, Lu Renjia stood up: "Brothers, what's the point of drinking, let me tell you a cross talk."

Bai Xiangning: Damn, it's really coming!

Why do you talk about cross talk, because just now Lu Renjia was thinking about how to improve everyone's sand sculpture value?

Lu Renjia knows that his "Sand Sculpture Infectiousness" is a passive skill, and now he lacks an active skill, so he can only study it by himself.

Therefore, Lu Renjia took the first step of research, which was to talk about cross talk for 15 minutes to everyone present.

Han Chengfeng and the others are really inexplicable, so why did Lu Ninjia ask them to come?Do you want to listen to cross talk?Just listen to cross talk?How much does this person like to talk about cross talk?

Just listening to it, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Without him, I can't control it!Just want to laugh!

After listening to the cross talk, everyone was "dropped" by the temperature gun again. Lu Ningjia found that everyone's sand sculpture index had not changed, but only Bai Xiangning's sand sculpture index increased from 56 to 58!

So, is this person actually susceptible to sand sculptures?

Good students are very worry-free, so what about the other poor students.Teacher Lu is worried.He looked at Bai Xiangning, and said earnestly, "Student Bai, do you want to come and say something to everyone?"

explain?say what?Say jokes?Bai Xiangning was baffled at first, but at this moment, the door to a new world suddenly opened before his eyes.

Say jokes!

Doesn't he happen to have a stomach full to spit out!

Could this be the real reason God arranged for him to appear here today?

Instead of resisting this kind of sand sculpture, it is better to enjoy this sand sculpture.

He decided to follow his heart, so he stood up and said, "Then let me tell you a joke!"

Without preparation, he held a talk show with the theme "818 My Former Suitor & Cash Master of Shenjingbing".

But having said that, there is no need to prepare for this, because he has long been familiar with all the complaints.

"...Everyone said this is not funny? If you have a stand-in system, then forget it, and you also set up a stand-in step-down system. That's fine, you also set up a Schrödinger's stand-in system? No wonder you want to invest in experiments You are an old physicist, and you have learned quantum mechanics quite well! Regarding this situation, I just want to say, CEO, your mouth is not just crooked, but your brain is not well developed."

Bai Xiangning's final words were to Lu Renjia: "After today, I realize that I'm not here to break up you, I'm here to join you."

How should I put it, Bai Xiangning has the potential to become a real talk show actor, Fang Shuran laughed until his face cramped, Lu Renjia nodded in relief, and Han Xiyuan called him an expert.

Only Han Chengfeng sat with a cold face, out of tune with all these cheerful atmospheres.

It's not out of place, he is actually the source of all the cheerful atmosphere, and everyone is very grateful to him.

When Guoguang came in, what he saw was a sand sculpture scene of demons dancing wildly.

He frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"

And from the moment he stepped into the private room, as if he broke through a certain barrier, the sand sculpture behavior of many people in the room suddenly stopped.

Lu Ninjia was puzzled, blessed to the heart, he picked up the Shawen gun, pointed at Guoguang with a "drop", and found... the reading of the Shawen gun was actually...

0!

It's 0!

Is this person's Sand Sculpture Index actually only 0!

A deep self-blame surged in Lu Ninjia's heart: Brother Guang, it was brother who was sorry for you, brother who ignored you, and didn't use sand sculptures to influence you.

He opened his mouth and said emotionally: "Brother Guang, I feel guilty in my heart!"

Guoguang said seriously: "What are you making trouble about?" He looked at the table of dishes that hadn't moved much, "Why did you order so much? Come on, everyone come and eat up all the dishes, so we can't waste food."

Fang Shuran met Guoguang for the first time, and he didn't know how this person behaved, so he pretended to be tender and said obediently, "Brother, how can I finish eating this? I have a small appetite", but was caught by Guoguang. Conducted a 15-minute "Who knows Chinese food, every grain is hard" education.

Fang Shuran was about to die, so he finally grabbed a bowl and moved the rice mechanically.Lu Renjia gave him a "drip" and found that the man's sand sculpture index had actually dropped by two points.

Lu Renjia didn't believe in evil, so during the time when Guoguang was eating, he took Han Xiyuan together and performed various sand sculpture performances beside Guoguang, including but not limited to: telling jokes to Guoguang, watching sand sculpture videos for Guoguang, Guoguang sings a song.

Anyway, one pass operation is as fierce as a tiger, just look at the record...

Guoguang is still 0! ?

Han Xiyuan felt tired and rejected Lu Renjia's invitation to "continue sand sculpture".

Lu Ninjia had a bad premonition in his heart: Guoguang wouldn't, it would always be 0, right?Didn't this become a stumbling block on their sand sculpture road?It's hard to do!

So that night, Lu Renjia fell asleep early and went to look for Lin Chen on the big beach of her own world will.

The opening is: "Oh, it's over! What are you doing?"

Lin Chen is reading a book.

The book he was reading was "Lu Renjia Doesn't Deserve a Name".

He basically spent his day absent-minded. He went to the end of the world to kill zombies for a while, but he almost fell into the pile of zombies.

Finally, he ran to sit on the tree stump and smoked for a while, but he still couldn't smoke, and almost choked himself to death.

The feeling is:

Come on, let me be Kangkang, which little idiot is out of his mind every day, and the zombies are not fragrant anymore?

Oh, so this person is me, hehe.

So angry!

In the end, he simply returned to the world of sand sculptures, and read the original book by Lu Ningjia.

He didn't know how Lu Renjia felt when he read "Forced Love". To him, that book left only a deep sense of shame.

But when he read this Lu Nenjia's novel, he felt that the characters in the book were very different from the Lu Nenjia he knew.

It's not about "OOC", it's just that the person he knows is alive.

He is not just purely funny like in the book, this real person can move when you poke him, and you will get feedback when you talk to him, and this person is standing here, standing next to him, never would betray him.

Lu Ninjia was puzzled: "Why are you poking me?"

He took the book in Lin Chen's hand again, flipped through it casually, and said pleasantly: "Ah, it's really my book!" It's not good." Put it aside.

The more he climbs, the more proud he is, because in the book he is the kind who has all his golden fingers, harvested countless younger brothers, and reached the pinnacle of life.Lu Ningjia looked at it and couldn't help feeling angry from her heart: "Damn, this is my original life! Which bastard dragged me out of such a life! I have already stood up It's at its peak!"

Lin Chen:?Huh?

Lin An said decisively: "Naturally, it was my world will that did such a thing."

Without knowing it, the will of the world has been charged with a new pot, and it is already possible to open a pot shop.

However, Brother Xiaolu gave inhumane mental attacks to everyone else, but this time there was no such thing.Brother Xiaolu said angrily: "Damn it, it really is the will of the world! I knew it!"

The author has something to say: I’m afraid everyone will forget that Jiajia will have a body swap, which is actually a coquettish operation by Brother Chen before he knew Jiajia, but Jiajia is also an old double standard.

That, quietly asking, are there any friends who are reading the article but haven't collected it yet?Can you click QAQ, I am at Gou 500... (Don't hate me)

I went to get my hair cut today, and the update was written in a hurry, but I want to tell you a story about Mr. Tony!

It was just before I went to have my hair cut, the first time I went to Mr. Tony, I felt that the bangs were still very long after the cut, and I wanted to make it shorter.As a result, Teacher Tony picked up my bangs and said sincerely: "Your bangs are treasures, so you don't need to cut them, it's good."

The second time I asked this teacher Tony to cut my hair again. After drying, he asked, "Do you know why I didn't cut my bangs?"

As soon as I thought, I can answer this question, so I answered confidently: "Because my bangs are treasures!"

Mrs. Tony was stunned for a moment, then again, and finally said, "Uh, although your bangs are a treasure, but this treasure, it's too long. I was going to blow dry and cut it."

The whole thing is hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Oops, my words feel like the second small column hahahaha, thank you little angels, let’s fall one by one~

感谢在2020-11-1116：10：06~2020-11-1217：48：28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Meow Meow Meow, Тимошенко, 1 Salted Fish Sting;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Ge Ge He He;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!