After the Sand Sculpture and the Abusive Male Lead Interpenetrate

"Eighth Princess, you are really hard to please!"

When this sentence came out of Lu Renjia's mouth, Lin Chen's first reaction was: Are you fucking trying to please me?Have it?

The second reaction is: Huh?etc?Is this guy trying to flatter me! ?

Lin Chen couldn't help but wonder, is it because Lu Renjia is too sculpted, that the "please" thing is a bit different?

Since you are trying to please him... why can't you use a more normal way?

However, this question can be answered with the general answer "probably because Lu Renjia is a sand sculpture".

Lin Chen's mental activities unfolded a lot in a few seconds, and after thinking about it, he actually lost his anger, and finally just said lightly: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

This time I was more calm, and there was no yin and yang.

When Lu Renjia heard it, the eighth princess is not angry anymore?How fickle!

——He only turned around in his heart, but didn't say it out of his mouth.

He also thought about it, the last time the eighth princess had a cramp (yes, Lu Ningjia thought he was a cramp) was actually because he went to the playground, so wouldn’t it be over if he didn’t go to the playground in the future? What a big deal Son, as for making such a big fuss?

Lin Chen continued: "Do you still want your 18 points?"

"miss you!"

"I'll give you a new mission," Lin An said unhurriedly, "don't provoke Fang Shuran, and don't go to see Han Chengfeng. I will tell you when I need you. If you can, Not only will I return the points to you, I can also double your points."

Lu Ningjia: ...

Lu Renjia: "Princess Eight, do you treat me as a tool?"

Lu Renjia: "Princess Eight, Xiao Chen is also your tool man? You don't really want to help him realize his wish at all, do you? Do you have such a system?"

Lu Renjia: "Princess Eight, you are not with us in PUA, are you?"

Lu Ningjia: "I hung up the phone."

Lu Renjia: "The number you dialed is an empty number. Sorry, the number you dialed does note exist. Dududu."

Then this person didn't say anything, ignored the voice in his head, and went to play games with headphones on!

In the post-apocalyptic universe that spans time and space, Lin An went crazy, pulled out a quantum energy gun from the space, and fired at the forest in front of him indiscriminately.His system was also crazy, and kept calling: "Host! There are no zombies here!"

Thinking of Lu Ningjia's phrase "Is there someone like you who is the system", Lin Chen became even more angry: the system is really more annoying than him, okay?

In this way, Lu Renjia and Lin Chen started an inexplicable cold war.

Lu Renjia... In fact, it doesn't have a big impact. This person should eat, drink, and sleep. He even sneaked out to watch a movie with Han Xiyuan.

After watching the movie, the two of them went to have a hot pot. Han Xiyuan talked about the follow-up incident between his brother and Bai Lianhua, and finally winked at Lu Renjia, gossiping: "Have my brother been looking for you recently?"

"No." Lu Ningjia said.He felt like he hadn't seen Han Chengfeng in several lifetimes about the messy things going on recently.

"Then, did my brother look for Ah Ba?"

"It will be a ghost if you find it."

"Can't you find it?" Han Xiyuan said, "My brother seems to be praying to God and Buddha recently."

Lu Ninjia was taken aback for a moment, "To find Ah Ba? Isn't it so?"

"Who else could it be? I can't tell, but I think he and Ah Ba have a story."

It does have a story.It's a story with hundreds of thousands of words.Even when the male protagonist changed his shell, he was still determined to continue the story.

Lu Ningjia suddenly felt that this was not his world at all, what was the matter for him to stay here by himself.

Lu Renjia looked up and said to Han Xiyuan: "Xiao Han, don't you want to talk about cross talk? Are you coming?"

When Lu Ningjia and Han Xiyuan were studying cross talk, Han Chengfeng was indeed praying to God and worshiping Buddha.

He was tortured by the memory until he couldn't sleep at night. The "memory" should be something that has already happened. After all, all the perceptions are too real, but how can there be memories that come from the "future" that has not yet come?

Parallel universe?World restart?Or... the world he lives in is not actually a real world?

After watching a bunch of movies such as "The Matrix" and "Maze Runner" angrily, Han Chengfeng felt more and more the emptiness and unreality of the whole world.At this time, the private detective he hired told him that the so-called "Ah Ba" could not be found at all.

Can't find it at all.

They have surveillance cameras in art galleries and restaurants, and the face of "Ahba" is clearly photographed, but this person seems to have left only a few words in this world, and there are no other traces at all.

This person is almost like a phantom cut from another universe.

Han Chengfeng doubted his life, and even listened to his subordinate's crooked ideas, and asked for a lottery.

Then he became obsessed with watching The Master.

He watched a dozen or so masters in succession, and came to the conclusion that the person he was looking for was not in this world at all.

What he was looking for wasn't "Ah Ba", it wasn't the so-called "Eight Princesses" whom he had glimpsed once, what he was looking for was actually the Lin Chen in his memories.

After listening to the masters' answers, Han Chengfeng suddenly became enlightened.

Just when he was about to spend money to research some inter-universe travel props-yes, he really planned to do this-he received a call from someone he hadn't expected.

"Mr. Han, come out to meet me?" The man said with a smile, "I can give you the answer to your recent troubles. You will be very interested."

Han Chengfeng:?

Han Chengfeng: "Aren't you in a mental hospital?"

Fang Shuran also received the call.

He actually belongs to the category of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, but the cool point of "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger" is "eating a tiger", not "pretending to be a pig", right?

After the playground battle, he felt that he was not "playing a pig", he was a pig.

The fact is, his past lovers, even Lin Chen in his dream, more or less followed his "pretending to be tender and obedient" routine.The problem is that Lu Renjia really doesn't like this.Not only do not eat, but also destroy violently.

Fang Shuran developed a high fever in a serious manner, and lay at home for a few days, drinking water every day.

In the haunted house, he saw "Lin Chen" disappear under his nose, but later the man refused to admit it, saying that he was just joking with him, and said, "This is the correct way to play in a haunted house."

fart!

Could it be that he was wrong?

how could it be possible!

Fang Shuran started looking for the master when his fever subsided, but he didn’t know why the masters were so busy recently—the actual situation was that the masters were invited away by Han Chengfeng——Fang Shuran’s superstition failed, and he felt that everything was wrong recently Shun.

After losing his temper for a while, he suddenly received a call from someone he hadn't expected.

"Boss Fang, come out to meet me?" The man smiled and said, "I know what you've been struggling with recently, and I can give you the answer. Don't worry, you will be very interested."

Fang Shuran:?

Fang Shuran: "Aren't you in a mental hospital?"

A hidden party is being formed, but Lu Renjia and Lin Chen don't know anything about it yet.

Lin Chen spent a few days in the apocalypse, killed a lot of zombies, and his points rose to a mediocre level.Because he basically didn't follow the mission, and has been venting indiscriminately...

The system that did not load the "Love Consultant" module refused to discuss Lu Ningjia's problems with him. After he protested that the "Psychological Counseling" module cost 3000 points and he complained when he failed to perform his duties, the system began to weakly provide him with psychological counseling .

The main idea is, "host, you have to accept that there are imperfect things in the world", "not everyone likes RMB, host, you have to allow that not everyone in the world is kind to you", and so on.

Lin Chen, who drank a pile of useless chicken soup, felt even more irritable.

He first gave "Psychological Counseling" a bad review in the system mall, and a follow-up review with a picture: "It's useless, it's just paying IQ tax." Then he began to look through various products to see which ones Suitable for Lu Ninja.

Yes, he is showing Lu Ningjia.

He planned to use Lin Chen's vest to return to his own world.

At this time, the benefits of the two vests are reflected: it is the eighth princess who is arguing with Lu Ningjia, so what should I do, Lin Chen?

Lin Chen gave himself a long time of psychological training: This is not to bow his head first, after all, Lu Renjia is wearing his shell, and he will still need Lu Renjia in the future.So this is definitely not bowing down to Lu Renjia, it's just that he can bend and stretch, it's just that he can't bear it and makes trouble.

So Lin Chen returned to his own world with the selected props.

Lu Renjia was playing games at home with great enthusiasm. When he saw Lin Chen, he threw the handle and tears were about to fall. He swooped: "Ah! You brother Lu thought he would never see you again Got it!" Gritting his teeth while talking, he said, "I want to complain to the mastermind about 008! But I haven't even opened the system mall yet, so I can't find the complaint interface, brother, please help me to complain."

"...There is no complaint function." Lin Chen replied, "This system does not have a complaint function, so there is no way to complain."

"I still have 008 points in 18! Damn, I'm still wondering if the eighth princess is cheating on me? Has he been talking nonsense, there is no such thing as a system mall?"

"...No. The system mall is real." Lin An said firmly, "Look, I exchanged a few props for you."

Lu Renjia was overjoyed: "Hello, brother!"

Lin Chen brought a few props that are very suitable for Lu Ninja, including the blood-replenishing mushroom that looks like a Mario game, the fishing rod that looks like a Dongsen game, and Link’s master sword in Zelda. It can be said that it was carefully selected for Lu Renjia.

Lu Renjia fiddled with it a few times, but still couldn't cheer up, and said with a sad face, "When can I go back? Brother, I want to go back to my world. What did you think of the will of the world last time? You want a The ending? Then can I just choose one of the three to fall in love with, does this count as an ending?"

"Of course not!" Lin Chen flatly refused.When he was about to say something more, Lu Renjia's phone rang suddenly.

Lu Renjia picked up the phone, with a blank expression, hung up the phone and said to Lin Chen: "Ah, there is a movie staged in our real life."

"What?" Lin Chen was puzzled.

""One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"! That bastard Lin Yanming escaped from the mental hospital!" Lu Renjia yelled.

The author has something to say: The self-confident Lin Chen:

This is not to bow first, after all Lu Ninjia is wearing his shell, he will still need Lu Ninjia in the future.

The actual Lin Chen:

This is not the first to bow your head, coaxing your wife, how can you be the first to bow your head.

【Thank you for reading!Start to summarize and push the big plot.Thank you little angels for being here~!All mua live! 】