Professional racing driver forced to debut

"Brother! The anchor I told you about last time has started broadcasting!" Fang Nuozhe excitedly held the tablet and glided on the ground, finally knelt down in front of the sofa and put the tablet on the sofa, "Trust me, this live broadcast room is absolutely decompressed , It’s definitely not a loss to enter the pit.”

Lan Heng is training his memory in the fitness room. He is in a prone position, with his elbows bent on the ground, and his elbow joints and shoulders are perpendicular to the ground.

There are upside-down cards on the ground under his face. While doing the plank, he stretches out a hand to turn a card upside down, and then flips the card back.

After repeating it many times, he opened two identical cards one after another.

After confirming that the cards were exactly the same, he took the two cards out and set them aside.

This project requires a high degree of concentration while the muscles are tense. It can not only train endurance, but also train memory.

Fang Nuozhe's surging words were a bit abrupt in the silent fitness room, and Lan Heng paused while holding the card.

Lan Heng got up and sat on the sofa, the computer desktop was reflected in the live broadcast room, and the desktop was very clean.The wallpaper is also the original prairie picture, but there is a rolling egg on the desktop.

There was no sound in the live broadcast room, only a dense barrage of bullet screens.

[Is it fucking plausible?I waited for a week for his live broadcast room to be unblocked, but now it's on.In the end, he didn't go to the clock and drive the live broadcast room to wash his hair? ? ]

[I'm really convinced of this sb anchor, hang a live broadcast room to wash my hair, really think our money is so easy to make? ]——Grandson, your grandfather is here.

[Family boycott this money cheating anchor, okay? ] - Okk Shemale.

[This kind of bad live broadcast atmosphere must be eradicated, family members stand up, let us boycott this live broadcast room together! ] - Okk kneels to greet your grandpa.

["Grandson, your grandpa is here" sends out whale*10]

["Okk Shemale" sent out a whale*1]

["Okk knelt down to meet your grandpa" and gave out dried shrimp*100]

The title of the host's live broadcast room is carelessly hanging: wash your hair first.

The barrage was very lively, and they were all condemning the host's hair-washing behavior in the live broadcast room.

What puzzled Lan Heng the most was that many accounts kept saying "I will never watch this stupid grandson's live broadcast again, bad luck", while backhanding the rain of gifts into the live broadcast room.

Fang Nuozhe scratched his head in embarrassment: "Okk seems to have gone to wash his hair, Brother Heng, do you want to practice for a while?"

Lan Heng: "No need."

he waits.

After about 10 to [-] minutes, the audience in the live broadcast room were tired of cursing. They were just about to relive the video of the host being scared by the horror game and shutting down, when they heard the sound of the door being pushed in the live broadcast room.

I thought the host was finally going to be on the air, and the audience almost cried with joy, but who knew, the sound of the hair dryer sounded again in the live broadcast room.

The audience scratched their heads in anxiety, wishing they could crawl over the network cable and press the anchor on the seat to start the broadcast.

Three and ten minutes later, the anchor finally spoke.

"Didn't I say wash your hair first?"

[shampoo?Can't you wash it after the live broadcast? ]

[It takes half an hour for a big man to wash his hair? ?Are you male or female?Don’t think I can’t hear you adjust the sound card every day]

"Don't blow-dry after washing your hair? Is there a problem with washing your hair, taking a bath and blowing your hair for half an hour?" the host said flatly.

[Pure man, it only takes me 10 minutes to shower, wash and blow my hair.The anchor needs half an hour?My girlfriend can't even take half an hour]

[Okk is a personal demon, okay, the fish bar (forum) has been released with real hammers, only you sbs don’t believe it]

[ah?Didn't you say that the anchor is a fake mother?Why are you a shemale again? ]

[The shemale is too much, the anchor is more like a fake mother]

Jian Xing grabbed his hair and found that the end of it was still a little wet.He raised his eyes and glanced at the barrage: "There's a ladyboy on the left and a womanizer on the right. Say I look like this or that, and see if I look like your grandpa."

Jian Xing looked at the gift record and began to thank the gift.

"Thank you 'Grandson' for ten whales."

"Thanks to 'man' for a whale."

"Thanks to the 'kneel down' one hundred shrimp."

[? ?Can you read the boss's ID in full? ]

[Next time if you don't broadcast live, I don't even need to guess, you must have been murdered by the water friends in the live broadcast room]

"When will you change your normal ID, I'll read it again." Jian Xing sighed, "If one day I really disappear, will you think of me? Even if it's just a simple question, 'Where is my grandpa'?"

The barrages were all bickering with Jian Xing, and the accumulation of barrages of different colors made people dazzled.

Some viewers deliberately changed their names in a messy manner just to punish the anchor.Most of the anchors will read it for the gift, and Jian Xing can't say not to read it, but can only say it.

An ID of about ten characters may only have three or four characters in Jian Xing's mouth.

The audience also loves and hates Jian Xing's behavior. They want to tease him deliberately, but they are teased instead.Every time he was furious, he couldn't help but continue to provoke.

At first, Jian Xing's live broadcast was just for fun, and more and more people watched him, which was unexpected to him.

In the beginning, he was only paid the basic salary of the platform. Later, his reputation grew, and the platform offered him favorable conditions in order to keep him.

Jian Xing clicked the mouse and downloaded several steam horror games on the desktop, as well as LOL (League of Legends) and PUBG (PUBG Mobile).The white mouse arrow hovered over multiple icons, but never clicked down.

Jian Xing asked: "What are you playing today?"

Jian Xing's style of live broadcasting is random broadcasting. He doesn't have a fixed game to play, on the contrary, he plays very miscellaneously.

He also doesn't particularly like to play games, games are just a pastime for him.

The audience in the live broadcast room were swiping the "horror game", Jian Xing glanced at the barrage, and directly ignored the screen occupied by the "horror game".

Jian Xing didn't intend to find abuse for himself, just about to click on LOL (League of Legends), the barrage exploded.

["Little Wife Okk's President Jin Ge" sent a whale*10]

["Little Wife Okk's President Jin Ge" sent a whale*10]

["Little Wife Okk's President Jin Ge" sent a shark*1]

Jian Xing: ...

[Play a horror game for me, just the Hong Kong ghost on the desktop] —— Little Wife Okk's president Jin Ge.

It stands to reason that if a local tyrant spends a lot of money on gifts, the anchor should be so excited that he burst into tears.But Jian Xing only felt that sadness came from it, which was beyond words.

Danmaku was even more excited than Jian Xing, as if they were the ones who received the gift.

[Fuck me, brother Jin is here!Brother Jin is magnificent! ]

[Brother Jin spoils his wife as always, who doesn't know that I, Okk, is Brother Jin's little wife?I want to scold Okk, be careful Jin Ge smashes you to death with money]

[Wuwu Jin's thigh still lacks a pendant? ]

Brother Jin is also the audience that Jian Xing can't understand the most.

At the beginning, Brother Jin was watching the beauty strip show in the illegal live broadcast room. Maybe Jin Brother was comfortable watching it, and was about to spend a lot of money, when the platform suddenly had a bug.

The beautiful live broadcast room suddenly cut to Jian Xing's live broadcast room, and Jin Ge's gifts were also sent to Jian Xing's live broadcast room.

Although the administrator returned the gift later, but after being scolded by Jian Xing so much that he couldn't retaliate, Brother Jin seemed to have aroused his masochistic attributes, and ran to his live broadcast room all day long.

And Jin Ge became a local tyrant stationed in Jian Xing's live broadcast room because of his generous shots.

Jian Xing: "Thanks to 'Okk's president Jin Ge', the president is very generous."

After the thank you ceremony, Jian Xing tearfully tapped the icon of Hong Kong Ghost, ready for the game.

The horror games at the beginning were normal. After going through a long and eerie passage, Jian Xing stayed in front of a door for nearly 3 minutes.

The barrage is more anxious than Jian Xing, wishing to cross the screen to open the door for Jian Xing.

Jian Xing managed to open the door, and there was a cabinet on the left, and the barrage wanted to see what was inside the cabinet.But Jian Xing was so scared last time, he dared not open the cabinet.

Jian Xing was indifferent: "Is there any useful clues in this cabinet? This cabinet is just a decoration, so I can't open it."

[Fuck less fart, if you don’t dare to drive it, don’t dare to drive it, why don’t you just put it here and pretend? ]

[I even saw the door opening icon, you said it was a decoration?Your face is not hot when you say this? ]

[The anchor must be terrified.The anchors are so miserable, don't scold the anchors, let's encourage the anchors, shall we?Let me say something first, stupid. ]

[You quickly open your eyes and play the game, okay?If you don't open your eyes, the female ghost will be off work]

[I knew you were cowardly, but I didn't expect you to be so cowardly.It’s so cowardly that I sit across the Pacific Ocean and pass through the Mariana Trench]

Jian Xing flicked the mouse, and began to argue with the audience on the topic of "whether I'm a coward or not".

Although the barrage said that he was changing the subject, he just didn't want to open the cabinet to quarrel with them on purpose.

The house manager came to the live broadcast room to warn, saying that the live game was too scary.

Jian Xing reluctantly exited the game: "The house management has come to warn, it seems that this game can't be played."

The bullet screens all laughed at Jian Xing's cowardly behavior, and some people said that this game is not scary at all, it's the room management who made a fuss.

Jian Xing: "I don't care if I play or not. Anyway, if the live broadcast room is blocked again, I will take another vacation."

It was only then that Shuiyou realized the seriousness of the matter. This anchor was different from other anchors, and other anchors set the clock on a regular basis.Only Jian Xing, the start time of the broadcast is not fixed every day, sometimes the start time is very dark, it is actually 06:30 in the morning.

Who will watch the live broadcast at this time?

There are not many fixed durations stipulated by the platform. Sometimes Jianxing may stop broadcasting after brushing the duration.

[Anchor I am a loyal fan of yours, and I feel very uncomfortable seeing some people making fun of you.In my heart, you are a kind, hardworking and positive person.I will always support you, so can the anchor give me a kowtow? ]

[Almost accidentally injured the friendly army]

[Family, let the anchor kowtow directly in the future, don't make the sensational one before]

Jian Xing:?

The way Jian Xing communicates with the audience in the live broadcast room is that if you say something weird to me, I'll say something sarcastic to you.Sometimes Jian Xing can't say no to the barrage, because there are too many people in the barrage, and he can't fight back at all.

Two fists are no match for four hands, and Jian Xing can't say anything about the hundreds of thousands of water friends in the live broadcast room.

Jian Xing selectively ignored this barrage.

[Honey, do you understand racing?I think racing is very interesting, but I don’t understand it, please explain it to me] ——Okk’s president Jin Ge.

When Jian Xing saw this "wife", he almost vomited out the sandwich he ate yesterday.But when he saw the racing car, he said, "There is nothing I don't understand."

Jian Xing's live broadcast room is famous for its versatility. He has covered all games, so every major event can use commentary to gain a wave of enthusiasm.

Jian Xing's awareness is very good, but his hand speed can't keep up because he hasn't been trained professionally.

Probably the level of a master among ordinary players.

The barrage thinks that Jian Xing is bragging. You say that you are a big man who plays a lot of games and knows a lot. That's normal. All games basically have something in common.

But racing?If you don't know it, you don't even understand the rules of the game.

In addition, racing is considered a niche culture, and not many people know about it, and car fans have always been in a state of self-entertainment.

There are also car fans among Jian Xing's audience, and they have been following the anchor for a while, why don't they know that this anchor also knows racing cars?Definitely pretentious.

Jian Xing did not explain, opened the search bar, and searched for the F1 race video from five years ago.

The race that Jian Xing chose was a rain race. Samuel Lee made a mistake in qualifying and didn't even make it to Q3 (the third round of qualifying). He started No.12 on the grid.

Q also means Qualifying.

F1 qualifying is divided into three stages.

Q1中圈速最慢的5辆赛车将会淘汰；剩下的十五辆赛车进入Q2，圈速最慢的5辆赛车同样会被淘汰；剩下的10部赛车将会在Q3压榨自己的车辆极限，制造尽可能快的圈速成绩，最后以圈速排名决定正赛的发车顺序。

Leading the way to pole position (first grid position, furthest grid position) was Samuel Lee's teammate Quentin Kent.

Because of the heavy rain on the day of the race and the slippery ground, all the vehicles began to skid severely at the moment of departure.

Sliding off the track, turning left and right in an S shape, the entire car formation was in chaos.

Jian Xing propped his chin and kept his eyes on the computer screen: "First of all, this international waltz race officially started after five red lights went out. Quentin Kent from the Rickoldry Racing Team was the lead dancer and started the first track The waltz. He danced brilliantly, wildly, without accident, slipping off the track, completely normal level of performance. I don't think this piece of shit can be saved."

Quentin Kent struggled on the line after he slid off the track and had no pole advantage at all.

Jian Xing let out an "ah" and said, "Look, I hit the guardrail and retired."

Car fans sprayed Jian Xing wildly on the bullet screen, saying that Jian Xing was Quentin Kent's black man.Jian Xing neither admitted nor denied, glanced at the barrage, and continued to explain.

After Quentin Kent retired, Jian Xing's commentary became a little more serious.

"Samuel Lee started [-]th on the grid, overtook all the way, and finally won the Malaysian Grand Prix. His performance was very stable, and his driving style was brought to the extreme in such bad weather."

[The host is still a fan of this old bastard? ]

[Samuel Lee is getting old and can't keep up with his reactions.Anchor, you should take a look at the competitions in the past few years, it’s a fucking piece of rubbish, why not let me start it]

[I used to be a fan of Samuel Lee, but now I'm gone.Who is still a fan of Samuel Lee now?no future.Cameron Langman of the Mescon team is the driver with the most potential to be a world champion in F1. I suggest the anchor change his fans]

[Is there anyone still following Samuel Lee?No one with a brain is going to be a fan of Samuel Lee]

[The emm anchor is blowing too much, right?Many operations are not as magical as the anchor said, basic operations. ]

Jian Xing: "The 70 billion people in the world are all under your command?"

Jian Xing: "Hey. The keyboard car god, you are here."

Jian Xing: "Every industry is not easy. It is easiest to speak sarcasticly and type on the keyboard."

Jian Xing: "Where did I go wrong in this game? I can't tell the truth, so I have to coax you? Is it okay to go back to your mother if you want to breastfeed? How can you be a mother when you see people?"

Jian Xing: "Yes, yes, F1 drivers are not as good as your cloud drivers. Most people can't do it with a keyboard."

The spectators who don't pay attention to the racing car are stunned. How can it be explained that the racing car can still scold people?

Just hearing the familiar mouth-watering words, the audience almost wept with joy.

It's this taste.

Some car fans didn't want to blackmail their own drivers, so they took the initiative to send:

[The anchor will explain the Huaguo Championship. I heard that there is also a master in the Huaguo Championship recently.The racing circle has been discussing it]

Jian Xing went to search the Huaguo Championships online again, clicked on a random episode, and speeded up the progress bar.

I saw a golden racing car passing a colorful racing car without hindrance, and the whole journey was unimpeded. If this colorful racing car was not too conspicuous, Jian Xing would have thought that there were only golden racing cars on this track.

Jane replayed the screen, pressed pause, and moved the mouse on the two racing cars: "Just curious, I want to ask, is the driver on this racing car his mother-in-law?"

[? ?What is the host saying?The golden car is Fang Ming from the Ying team, and the colorful car is Zhou Xuan from the Ding Ding team]

[What mother-in-law?Both of them are men]

The barrage was confused, and Jian Xing suddenly realized: "The car behind is about to overtake, and he didn't do any defense. I thought he was rushing to give gifts to his mother-in-law."

The bullet screen scolded Jian Xing for his tricky words, and some people even swiped a wave of gifts backhanded after watching it happily.

Jian Xing was still complaining: "I have rheumatism, so I can't see the operation of such water."

There are puddles at the eighth turn on the track, and almost all cars will spin after the eighth turn.

It's okay for a car to spin around, but when multiple tracks spin around a corner at the same time, it's a bit ridiculous.

Jian Xing: "This is a spinning top competition, who can spin the fastest?"

Only one red-and-white car managed to make it through the corner, unaffected by the wet ground.

Jian Xing followed the red and white racing car with his eyes, and then saw someone skidding at the eighth turn.

Jian Xing sighed: "I wouldn't watch figure skating without them."

Some car fans finally couldn't bear it.

[Does this anchor understand racing?I don't understand, can you stop messing with bb? ]

[Fucking Sabi anchor, spraying feces all the time, can you keep your tm mouth clean]

[You are so awesome, can you tell me how to drive it? ]

Jian Xing opened the search bar again, found the game video edited by others, checked the screen, and clicked to play it.

This video has been edited, all overtaking, defending, and crossing the line are coherent, and every picture is enough to make people scream.

Jian Xing: "Started from the end, overtook steadily, defended like a god, quickly reversed gears to save the car, and won the first place with a flat tire in three rounds. He is a genius, and he is the textbook version of the road book."

[This person's technique is really good, I watched it live.But it's not about your stinky anchor, is it?You didn't drive it]

[Anchor, you are so awesome, you should analyze whether Mu Yuanqing deliberately refused to let the car]

Jian Xing: "I'm not his grandfather, how can I make a phone call to greet him personally?"

The bullet screen choked, and someone said:

[It’s alright if the team disbanded earlier, I can’t stand it anymore.Lan Heng was barely able to make it to the top five in the past, but his performance in recent competitions has been getting worse and worse, and he has nothing but his face]

[Can the anchor use one word to describe Lan Heng? ]

Jian Xing almost blurted out "long legs", he was silent for a long time before slowly opening his mouth: "Master of Preservation?"

Barrage:……

Jian Xing clicked on the previous game page, scrolled to the end, and paused.He explained: "Lan Heng of the Don team has a strong tire protection ability. After a race, other people's tires have spots and extensive wear, but his tires are as smooth as a baby's skin."

"His tire protection skills are very good."

"Very gentle driving style."

Although he knew that Jian Xing's description was exaggerated, the barrage was still disgusting.

[I see, you are being sarcastic, anchor]

[This wave of ridicule is extremely harmless and extremely insulting]

[Gentle driving style?Isn't this turning a corner and scolding Lan Hengcai for forcing me?]

[Humorous anchor, swearing is so humorous, pay attention]

Jian Xing frowned, he didn't mean that.

He had watched the videos of the Huaguo Championships in the past, and Lan Heng's racing tires were indeed in good condition.If it is not for the ability to control the car to a certain extent, it is absolutely impossible to protect the tires so well.

But the barrage has already determined that Jian Xing is mocking in reverse, and Jian Xing doesn't bother to explain.

The audience in his live broadcast room are just too imaginative, they can make up an [-]-word gambit with just a word from Jian Xing.

Jian Xing was still arguing with the barrage, no one would admit defeat when you come and go.

The colorful barrage was suddenly blocked by another more eye-catching account.

A very large account with golden light entered the live broadcast room and sent a gift in the live broadcast room.

This gift-giving message was posted on the top bar of all live broadcast rooms.

[Don·Fang Nuozhe sent "fish eggs"*1 in the "Okk" live broadcast room]