Headshots in an escape game [Unlimited]
Chapter 52
The handsome man was on the bed, and Jiang Xi was in a very, very bad mood for a while, but he actually got better?Illusion.
He walked towards the bed, acting like an emperor about to visit a beautiful woman, and even imitated Wei Lan's address: "Baby, I'm here."
……
Facts have proved that it is really useful to do intimate things with the Lord God of the Great Universe. Jiang Xi regained his clarity only halfway through the process, and he finally climbed off the man for the rest of the time, and changed to Wei Lan to take the initiative.
It was only the third day, and although the players and NPCs were a little turbulent, nothing happened all afternoon.
Until dinner time, there was an NPC in the cafeteria who slapped a finger in the broth.
Fortunately, just after dinner, the others hurriedly dropped the food in their hands, and the person who picked up two mouthfuls of meat also rushed to the toilet to vomit.
It was only after investigation that it was the chef who died, and all the meat for tonight was his body, half of which was left unused and kept in the refrigerator.
There are only two cooks and one handyman in the back kitchen, so it is self-evident who the murderer is.
But the other chef didn't admit it, insisting that the handyman had been in the kitchen this afternoon, and he had prepared the ingredients in advance, and he cooked directly when he came, without looking at the meat at all.
The handyman didn't admit it either, saying that he hadn't touched the ingredients, and the chef was lying.
Anyway, there is no evidence, those NPCs who ate a bite or two of meat, took all their anger on them, and beat them first.
Jiang Xi was still lying on the bed. He had been tossed for almost a day, and now he seemed sober, but he didn't seem so sober...
Wei Lan came to the canteen to eat, and encountered such a thing, so she had to make a new portion with clean ingredients.
Another half an hour had passed when we returned to the room, Jiang Xi said quietly: "I thought you ran away after eating and drinking enough and didn't want to take responsibility."
Wei Lan briefly talked about what happened in Xia Canteen and explained why she came back slowly.
Jiang Xi clicked his tongue twice: "As expected of a game in your universe, the NPCs are so perverted."
Wei Lan: "..." This really has nothing to do with him, at most the system that takes care of this area has a strong taste.
After satisfying his appetite, Jiang Xi didn't want to watch TV or do strenuous exercise, so he asked the man to go to bed quickly, leaned into his arms and said, "How about we play a game?"
Just now, Wei Lan wondered how the little guy got his senses?Even in a waking state, he took the initiative to invite, but the result was to do other things.
"Okay, what game do you want to play?" the man said softly.
Jiang Xi: "It's very simple. You ask and I answer. Each of us asks each other a question, and we must answer truthfully. If we are caught lying, we must be willing to accept severe punishment!"
It sounds like Weilan is at a disadvantage. After all, Jiang Xi was born not long ago, so what could happen?
But he still nodded: "Okay."
Jiang Xi smiled with satisfaction: "I'll come first, just a simple question, which boyfriend am I?"
Wei Lan did not hesitate: "The first one."
Jiang Xi stared at him: "Hey! To tell the truth, how many years have you lived? How could it be that I was your first love?"
"It's the truth," Wei Lan pinched his little nose: "In the future, you will always meet other gods of the universe, if you don't believe me, ask them."
Jiang Xi almost blurted out, are you not good at that?He was swallowed before he could say it. Doesn't he know if it's okay?And if these words were really said out, it is estimated that Wei Lan could put him to bed immediately.
"Okay, it's your turn to ask." Jiang Xi said.
Wei Lan lowered her head and whispered in his ear: "Do you like your man's mouth?"
Jiang Xi: "..."
Jiang Xi: "..."
He froze all over, the majestic Lord God of the universe, the words of tigers and wolves are spoken? !
Just as Jiang Xi wanted to hit this man, Wei Lan continued: "You will be punished unconditionally for lying."
Jiang Xi's face suddenly turned red, and it took him a long time to say: "You trick me!"
Wei Lan: "I just asked a question, and you proposed this game. Is it that difficult to answer?"
Jiang Xi faltered, opened his mouth and bit his arm: "...I like it." The voice was so small that it was almost inaudible.
Wei Lan smiled inaudibly: "Okay, it's your turn to ask."
Jiang Xi adjusted her mentality: "Before you met me, how many people did you sleep with?"
Azure: "No."
Jiang Xi put on a posture of not giving up: "Just now I said that I have never been in love and I will not pursue it, but now I say that I have never had sex! You have been single for tens of thousands of years and only rely on yourself to masturbate? Who will believe it?"
The man sighed helplessly: "I am the first god of the universe born in the early days of chaos. At that time, I was just like you, very inconspicuous, and the universe at that time was not as orderly as it is now, and there were no such creatures as humans. In order to survive, all God is much harder than the current players in the game, if you find a partner, you may be bitten by the other party when you are not prepared—"
"—Later, I killed all the ancient gods and devoured them. When I stood at the top, no one dared to approach me. At the same time, I saw all the glitz and glamour in the world. I was no match for life and death, and I didn't want to find a partner, so I really didn't lie to you."
Jiang Xi: "...Well, even if that's the case, how do you solve your problem? Don't say that you are pure-hearted, I absolutely don't believe it."
Wei Lan told the truth: "I have a cleanliness freak, and it makes me sick when I touch others."
Jiang Xi looked at him with the eyes you continued to make up.
Man: "I can swear to heaven, if in this life other than you, if you have ever had desire for others, just let me uh..."
Jiang Xi hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands: "Are you crazy? Heaven's oath will come true!"
Wei Lan took his hands away: "I know, so what I said is also true, whether it is 6 in the past or in the future, if I have sex with other creatures other than you, let my universe perish."
Jiang Xi: "..." His eyes are very complicated, the universe will still exist if the main god dies, but if the universe dies, the main god will definitely die, so Wei Lan made an eternal vow in a few words.
It's like a joke.
In fact, before just now, Jiang Xi thought that Wei Lan was just playing with him. He knew where his attractiveness was. Once upon a time when chaos first opened and many universes were born, but now it has settled down. The newly born universe and the main god Less and less, others are not as clean as him.
Literally, no matter how rough Jiang Xi's performance is, his soul is as clean as other old dogs can't surpass the main god.
So Jiang Xi felt that when Weilan got tired of it one day, she would throw herself away and look for other newly born little master gods, but she didn't expect...
"You can swear before, but in the tens of thousands of years, no one can guarantee that you will be absolutely single-minded. Even I may change, become mercenary, and want to bite off a piece of meat from you and devour you, just like you Dare to swear?" Jiang Xi was very anxious.
Although he feels that no matter how powerful he is in the future, he will definitely not devour Wei Lan. This is just a metaphor. Jiang Xi feels that he can't bear to be so favored suddenly at this moment.
Wei Lan said seriously: "You can't devour me, and you will grow up in the future, so I won't improve? At least at this time, I absolutely believe that I will never change my mind."
Jiang Xi became irritable: "You don't understand at all, I'm actually not a good thing, come to your big universe to steal food, crawl on the bed, you will definitely hate me in the future!"
Wei Lan: "I know all this, but you are still very cute in my eyes."
Jiang Xi: "..." I don't know whether my heart is moved or something else, I lowered my head and said in a muffled voice: "You will regret it."
Wei Lan hugged him and kissed him on the top of his hair: "No, unless one day, you transfer your love."
Jiang Xi raised her head suddenly: "Yes, everything is possible, if I..."
"Then I will die with you," the man seemed to know what he was going to say, and stopped Jiang Xi's words with dark eyes: "And before we die together, kill the object of your love."
Jiang Xi: "...I'll just give you a chestnut, I'm sure I can't do that kind of thing."
Wei Lan: "Well, I know, and I've already made an oath, it's useless to say more, we've been bound together for a long time, you just didn't believe it all the time, do you believe it now?"
Jiang Xi looked up to the sky and sighed: "I believe in your evil! The majestic god even cheated himself, you are a real bull!"
Wei Lan grabbed his mouth and rubbed it.
Jiang Xi turned her head away and continued: "Okay, now it's time for you to ask me."
The man gnawed in his ear: "Which position do you like most on the bed? Tell me why."
Jiang Xi: "..." It's not human to speak, how can he answer this?
"Why do you still have to say the reason?" Jiang Xi blushed and was very unhappy.
Man: "Just now you asked me a question, but I answered you but you didn't believe me. Let me explain for a long time. Now, for the sake of authenticity, of course I have to listen to your explanation, such as navel oranges. Why do you like navel oranges? What makes you like this one? ?”
What he said made sense, Jiang Xi couldn't refute it at all, and could only stammer for a long time: "I, I like...not in bed."
Wei Lan said a long "huh?", expressing some doubts.
Jiang Xi lay on his chest and dared not look at anyone: "I can't say that I don't like it. At first, it was in other places, the billiard room that day, or other tables. It can be anywhere. I will go back to bed when I am tired... "
The man chuckled narrowly: "That's it, okay, I see, it's your turn to ask questions next."
Originally, he just wanted to find out how much sincerity the man had towards him now, and whether he would suddenly become murderous, but after the oath just now, what else is there to say?However, in order to alleviate the embarrassment of being asked, he could just change the subject and said: "We have known each other not long ago, and you definitely did not fall in love with me at first sight, so when did you start to like me? What is the reason?"
Wei Lan replied solemnly: "My baby is delicate and soft, and I naturally fell in love with you from the moment I put you on the bed." This sentence focuses on the word 'on'.
He walked towards the bed, acting like an emperor about to visit a beautiful woman, and even imitated Wei Lan's address: "Baby, I'm here."
……
Facts have proved that it is really useful to do intimate things with the Lord God of the Great Universe. Jiang Xi regained his clarity only halfway through the process, and he finally climbed off the man for the rest of the time, and changed to Wei Lan to take the initiative.
It was only the third day, and although the players and NPCs were a little turbulent, nothing happened all afternoon.
Until dinner time, there was an NPC in the cafeteria who slapped a finger in the broth.
Fortunately, just after dinner, the others hurriedly dropped the food in their hands, and the person who picked up two mouthfuls of meat also rushed to the toilet to vomit.
It was only after investigation that it was the chef who died, and all the meat for tonight was his body, half of which was left unused and kept in the refrigerator.
There are only two cooks and one handyman in the back kitchen, so it is self-evident who the murderer is.
But the other chef didn't admit it, insisting that the handyman had been in the kitchen this afternoon, and he had prepared the ingredients in advance, and he cooked directly when he came, without looking at the meat at all.
The handyman didn't admit it either, saying that he hadn't touched the ingredients, and the chef was lying.
Anyway, there is no evidence, those NPCs who ate a bite or two of meat, took all their anger on them, and beat them first.
Jiang Xi was still lying on the bed. He had been tossed for almost a day, and now he seemed sober, but he didn't seem so sober...
Wei Lan came to the canteen to eat, and encountered such a thing, so she had to make a new portion with clean ingredients.
Another half an hour had passed when we returned to the room, Jiang Xi said quietly: "I thought you ran away after eating and drinking enough and didn't want to take responsibility."
Wei Lan briefly talked about what happened in Xia Canteen and explained why she came back slowly.
Jiang Xi clicked his tongue twice: "As expected of a game in your universe, the NPCs are so perverted."
Wei Lan: "..." This really has nothing to do with him, at most the system that takes care of this area has a strong taste.
After satisfying his appetite, Jiang Xi didn't want to watch TV or do strenuous exercise, so he asked the man to go to bed quickly, leaned into his arms and said, "How about we play a game?"
Just now, Wei Lan wondered how the little guy got his senses?Even in a waking state, he took the initiative to invite, but the result was to do other things.
"Okay, what game do you want to play?" the man said softly.
Jiang Xi: "It's very simple. You ask and I answer. Each of us asks each other a question, and we must answer truthfully. If we are caught lying, we must be willing to accept severe punishment!"
It sounds like Weilan is at a disadvantage. After all, Jiang Xi was born not long ago, so what could happen?
But he still nodded: "Okay."
Jiang Xi smiled with satisfaction: "I'll come first, just a simple question, which boyfriend am I?"
Wei Lan did not hesitate: "The first one."
Jiang Xi stared at him: "Hey! To tell the truth, how many years have you lived? How could it be that I was your first love?"
"It's the truth," Wei Lan pinched his little nose: "In the future, you will always meet other gods of the universe, if you don't believe me, ask them."
Jiang Xi almost blurted out, are you not good at that?He was swallowed before he could say it. Doesn't he know if it's okay?And if these words were really said out, it is estimated that Wei Lan could put him to bed immediately.
"Okay, it's your turn to ask." Jiang Xi said.
Wei Lan lowered her head and whispered in his ear: "Do you like your man's mouth?"
Jiang Xi: "..."
Jiang Xi: "..."
He froze all over, the majestic Lord God of the universe, the words of tigers and wolves are spoken? !
Just as Jiang Xi wanted to hit this man, Wei Lan continued: "You will be punished unconditionally for lying."
Jiang Xi's face suddenly turned red, and it took him a long time to say: "You trick me!"
Wei Lan: "I just asked a question, and you proposed this game. Is it that difficult to answer?"
Jiang Xi faltered, opened his mouth and bit his arm: "...I like it." The voice was so small that it was almost inaudible.
Wei Lan smiled inaudibly: "Okay, it's your turn to ask."
Jiang Xi adjusted her mentality: "Before you met me, how many people did you sleep with?"
Azure: "No."
Jiang Xi put on a posture of not giving up: "Just now I said that I have never been in love and I will not pursue it, but now I say that I have never had sex! You have been single for tens of thousands of years and only rely on yourself to masturbate? Who will believe it?"
The man sighed helplessly: "I am the first god of the universe born in the early days of chaos. At that time, I was just like you, very inconspicuous, and the universe at that time was not as orderly as it is now, and there were no such creatures as humans. In order to survive, all God is much harder than the current players in the game, if you find a partner, you may be bitten by the other party when you are not prepared—"
"—Later, I killed all the ancient gods and devoured them. When I stood at the top, no one dared to approach me. At the same time, I saw all the glitz and glamour in the world. I was no match for life and death, and I didn't want to find a partner, so I really didn't lie to you."
Jiang Xi: "...Well, even if that's the case, how do you solve your problem? Don't say that you are pure-hearted, I absolutely don't believe it."
Wei Lan told the truth: "I have a cleanliness freak, and it makes me sick when I touch others."
Jiang Xi looked at him with the eyes you continued to make up.
Man: "I can swear to heaven, if in this life other than you, if you have ever had desire for others, just let me uh..."
Jiang Xi hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands: "Are you crazy? Heaven's oath will come true!"
Wei Lan took his hands away: "I know, so what I said is also true, whether it is 6 in the past or in the future, if I have sex with other creatures other than you, let my universe perish."
Jiang Xi: "..." His eyes are very complicated, the universe will still exist if the main god dies, but if the universe dies, the main god will definitely die, so Wei Lan made an eternal vow in a few words.
It's like a joke.
In fact, before just now, Jiang Xi thought that Wei Lan was just playing with him. He knew where his attractiveness was. Once upon a time when chaos first opened and many universes were born, but now it has settled down. The newly born universe and the main god Less and less, others are not as clean as him.
Literally, no matter how rough Jiang Xi's performance is, his soul is as clean as other old dogs can't surpass the main god.
So Jiang Xi felt that when Weilan got tired of it one day, she would throw herself away and look for other newly born little master gods, but she didn't expect...
"You can swear before, but in the tens of thousands of years, no one can guarantee that you will be absolutely single-minded. Even I may change, become mercenary, and want to bite off a piece of meat from you and devour you, just like you Dare to swear?" Jiang Xi was very anxious.
Although he feels that no matter how powerful he is in the future, he will definitely not devour Wei Lan. This is just a metaphor. Jiang Xi feels that he can't bear to be so favored suddenly at this moment.
Wei Lan said seriously: "You can't devour me, and you will grow up in the future, so I won't improve? At least at this time, I absolutely believe that I will never change my mind."
Jiang Xi became irritable: "You don't understand at all, I'm actually not a good thing, come to your big universe to steal food, crawl on the bed, you will definitely hate me in the future!"
Wei Lan: "I know all this, but you are still very cute in my eyes."
Jiang Xi: "..." I don't know whether my heart is moved or something else, I lowered my head and said in a muffled voice: "You will regret it."
Wei Lan hugged him and kissed him on the top of his hair: "No, unless one day, you transfer your love."
Jiang Xi raised her head suddenly: "Yes, everything is possible, if I..."
"Then I will die with you," the man seemed to know what he was going to say, and stopped Jiang Xi's words with dark eyes: "And before we die together, kill the object of your love."
Jiang Xi: "...I'll just give you a chestnut, I'm sure I can't do that kind of thing."
Wei Lan: "Well, I know, and I've already made an oath, it's useless to say more, we've been bound together for a long time, you just didn't believe it all the time, do you believe it now?"
Jiang Xi looked up to the sky and sighed: "I believe in your evil! The majestic god even cheated himself, you are a real bull!"
Wei Lan grabbed his mouth and rubbed it.
Jiang Xi turned her head away and continued: "Okay, now it's time for you to ask me."
The man gnawed in his ear: "Which position do you like most on the bed? Tell me why."
Jiang Xi: "..." It's not human to speak, how can he answer this?
"Why do you still have to say the reason?" Jiang Xi blushed and was very unhappy.
Man: "Just now you asked me a question, but I answered you but you didn't believe me. Let me explain for a long time. Now, for the sake of authenticity, of course I have to listen to your explanation, such as navel oranges. Why do you like navel oranges? What makes you like this one? ?”
What he said made sense, Jiang Xi couldn't refute it at all, and could only stammer for a long time: "I, I like...not in bed."
Wei Lan said a long "huh?", expressing some doubts.
Jiang Xi lay on his chest and dared not look at anyone: "I can't say that I don't like it. At first, it was in other places, the billiard room that day, or other tables. It can be anywhere. I will go back to bed when I am tired... "
The man chuckled narrowly: "That's it, okay, I see, it's your turn to ask questions next."
Originally, he just wanted to find out how much sincerity the man had towards him now, and whether he would suddenly become murderous, but after the oath just now, what else is there to say?However, in order to alleviate the embarrassment of being asked, he could just change the subject and said: "We have known each other not long ago, and you definitely did not fall in love with me at first sight, so when did you start to like me? What is the reason?"
Wei Lan replied solemnly: "My baby is delicate and soft, and I naturally fell in love with you from the moment I put you on the bed." This sentence focuses on the word 'on'.
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