Two A's, can't be bothered

"Yuyu! Guess what I'm holding, if you guess right, I'll give it to you!"

The snow-white little dumpling walked through the corridor and rushed to the villain hiding in the corner.

Xiaotuanzi had black hair and black eyes, her round face was so tender that water could be squeezed out, and her fat little hands were hidden behind her back, mysteriously unwilling to stretch out.

The child named Yuyu was very thin, squatting in a corner with his legs crossed, looking very lonely.Her fair and clean face was smeared with a few coats of dirty ash, her body was thin and her hands were not as round and cute as Xiao Tuanzi's, but rather skinny and skinny due to malnutrition.

"What is it?" Little Xu Yu was sensible earlier than ordinary children, and he always looked down on the little tricks played by these children.But at this time, he still opened his honey pupils with curiosity, and asked, "Did Qiqi bring anything interesting?"

He was only a few months older than Xiao Qiran, but what he said was like an adult coaxing a child.

In fact, little Xu Yu didn't know how to please others, he just instinctively talked to little Qiran like the adults on the street coaxing children.

He wanted the Xiaotuanzi opposite to be happy.

Xiao Qiran was coaxed very comfortably, stretched out the hand hidden behind her, and said excitedly: "It's a mobile phone!"

Tiny flip phones with buttons are in the air.

It seems to be glowing.

Hands...Xu Yu's eyes lit up in unison: "Qiqi is so good!"

Qiqi clasped her hands, raised her head, raised her chin to the child, and said triumphantly, "That's it!"

After finishing speaking, he lifted the slits in his round eyes again, and coughed like a little adult.

"cough!"

Xiao Yuyu was very polite, wiped her little hand on the only pair of clean trousers left, then skillfully held Qi Qi's face, and gave a loud sip.

"Qiqi is the best!"

Xiao Qiran also hugged him back to kiss, "Yuyu is also great!"

"I brought a lot of sweet candy today. And my mother allowed me to come here every noon and night! And let me bring you a small cake!"

"My mom's little cakes are the best little cakes in the world!"

"..."

"Yuyu don't cry, don't cry, my mother is your mother... Yuyu don't cry, don't cry"

……

Two years later.

"Yuyu!" Qi Ran finished eating the small cake, held the flip phone, and pressed the keys unskillfully, "There are two names in the phone that are exactly the same as ours!"

This is a book he found by accident, but he secretly didn't let his mother find out.

Xiao Qiran is five years old this year, but he knows how to read early, and he often comes to teach Xiao Yuyu with books, so the two can understand most of the commonly used characters in the book.

Little Xu Yu propped his hands on his side, looking at the phone eagerly.

There are so many words, I can't read them!Yuyu was a little frustrated.

Xiaotuanzi turned a page, frowned again and said in a childish voice, "But I can't understand a lot of words."

The child silently took out a dictionary from his schoolbag.The two dumplings lie on the ground and read words in the dictionary.In the end, she was so tired that her eyes hurt, Xiao Qiran simply gave up reading, exited the novel interface, returned to the copywriting page, and said to the column below: "Mom told me this is the book review section."

Xiao Yuyu handed over the small cake, Xiaotuanzi bit into her mouth and made a whining sound.Yuyu understood, opened her mouth wide with an "ah", and snatched away a third of the small cake.

The two children shared the small cake, and little Xu Yu asked, "What is the book review section?"

"Mom said, that's where the comments are."

"What do comments mean?"

"I don't know! You have so many questions!"

"sorry……

Xiao Qiran drank the juice fed by Xiao Xu Yu with peace of mind, and after finishing drinking, she opened the book review area and read it with Xiao Xu Yu bit by bit.

Suddenly, a white and tender little finger pointed at the screen, "I understand this sentence!"

Little Xu Yu stretched his neck: "What is it?"

= Ahhh Yuyu and Rongli are a good match!

Xiao Qiran identified the words according to the memory, and he read out: "Yuyu and... I don't understand this word, they match so well!"

After reading, he said excitedly: "Yuyu, is this talking about you?"

Little Xu Yu pricked up his ears vigilantly, "What does good match mean? That... who is it?"

He had an intuition that it didn't have a good meaning, and his tone was a little flustered.

Xiao Qiran often heard people say that mom and dad are a good match, so he raised his hand high and said happily: "That means Xu Yu will be with this and this in the future." The finger said: It's called...!Get married and have kids! "

Get married and have kids?

Little Xu Yu is precocious, so he naturally understands what that means.He widened his eyes, his honey-like pupils were filled with water mist, and he tugged on the corner of Xiao Qiran's clothes to sell miserably: "I don't want to marry him, don't! Qiqi doesn't want me?"...Who is it?he does not want!He wants Qi Qi!

He knew that Xiaotuanzi's heart would soften whenever he made such a gesture, and this time was no exception.

Xiaotuanzi hugged him, and comforted him like a little adult: "I want what I want! We will always be good friends! A good friend will never leave a good friend!"

"Never leave?"

"Well! Whoever leaves is a puppy!"

Xiaotuanzi is the most stinky, and he doesn't want to be a puppy.Yuyu was assured, sniffed, and smiled reassuringly, "Let's stop watching this, okay? I want to play house."

Xiao Qiran was quickly fooled by him, holding Yuyu's hand, "Okay, okay!"

"You are mother and I am father, okay?"

Xiao Qiran has no objection: "Okay!"

……

In the middle of the night, little Xu Yu hid under the blanket, holding the flip phone that Xiao Qiran got from him.The blue light projected from the mobile phone was projected on the small face of Banzheng, and the child looked up the comments one by one in front of the dictionary seriously.

=Rongli and Xu Yu, I order you to have a baby together!

= Rongrong and Yuyu will be together soon!

There are many comments like this.The five-year-old child became more and more angry, with tears in his eyes.

These are all nonsense!Nonsense!They are all the bad guys who broke him and Qiqi apart!bad guy!

Kids sniff and type in the comment section.He typed slowly, and he could only learn the pinyin in the dictionary to input bit by bit, so it took a long time to type a word.

Half an hour later, a provocative comment slowly rose in the book review area.

42154678: What do you know!Qi Ran and Xu Yu are the best match!

After posting the comment, the child fell asleep contentedly with tears in his eyes.

In the middle of the next night, Xiao Yuyu tricked Xiao Qiran into getting her mobile phone again, and carefully checked the book review area.

That comment was undoubtedly turned into a hot topic, and there was a lot of abuse in it, but Xiao Yuyu couldn't understand it.Yuyu went straight to the topic building, and then saw a snippet of his married life with that so-called Rongrong.

The child cried angrily again, the bruises under his eyes hadn't disappeared, and he hugged the quilt and cried.

In fact, he can only understand a few words: Yuyu and Rongrong's married life.But that didn't stop him from crying.

These bad guys and bad guys!Badass!The child took out the Xinhua dictionary again, and started today's "translation" work with red eyes.

Following the comment section, he knew how to find someone to write post-marriage clips similar to the comment section.

Little Xu Yu registered the communication method with style, and awkwardly added the legendary wife.

snort!These rascals!He and Qiqi are the best match!He will marry Qiqi in the future!marry!piss them off!

Little Xu Yu entered the sweet dreamland again with good wishes.

……

In the middle of the night of the third day, the bald pigeon who often stayed up late received a friend request to make an agreement to customize humanities as usual.

The bald pigeon is a transparent paste pigeon that has just entered the circle. This is her first customer, so she is very careful to strike first.

Bald Pigeon: Hello!

After it was sent out, the bald pigeon excitedly waited for the fortune of the patron's father.But half an hour later, the bald pigeon was almost asleep, and there was no news from the other side.

The bald pigeon realized that she might have been pigeoned.Ten years of pigeon man, today someone else pigeon!Damn it!Is this retribution!

The bald pigeon was lying on the bed decadently. Suddenly, the phone vibrated.

1234: hello

The bald pigeon is energetic again, and the bald pigeon is fine again!

Bald Pigeon: Hello!What kind of fanart do you need to customize?

This time it took nearly two hours for the bald pigeon to hear back.The bald pigeon clenched its fists, complaining crazily in its heart.

Damn, is there a primary school student on the other side? Typing so slowly is unforgivable unless you are physically disabled and completely paralyzed!

Today, the bald pigeon finally felt the pain of being wanted by others.She even suspected that the reader who had been pigeonholed by her more than a dozen times was coming for revenge.

Damn it, the bald pigeon is crying.

1234: I want to get married, the kind, the title of the book is Jiaoruan Sweetheart, don't try to run away, I want it, Xu Yu and Qi Ran's episode, thank you!

Bald Pigeon: Yes, dear!How do you negotiate the price here?

It is also the first time for Bald Pigeon to make a customized text, and Bald Pigeon doesn't understand the market.After the message was sent, the bald pigeon was ready to wait for three hours, but unexpectedly, the message was sent only 10 minutes later.

1234: What is the price?

bald pigeon...

So, next, the bald pigeon had an extremely difficult communication for three hours with her first benefactor father.In the end she found out that the benefactor's father who stepped on the horse was poorer than her!

She: Alipay or WeChat Pay?

The poor turtle father asked curiously: What is this?

Damn it, don't think you said it!I will forgive you!

She: Then what are you going to use to pay?

Poor turtle dad: I only have the last two candies left, is this okay?

Bald Pigeon: ?

The bald pigeon is crazy, never thought that the first time she stepped into this circle, she would meet the legendary prostitute!

Still such a shameless whore!The bald pigeon was angry, swear words were on her lips, and she tapped her fingers on the computer keyboard. Just as she was about to send it out, she received a voice from a prostitute.

1234: [Voice: Jie Jie, I was wrong, I lied, I am a bad boy, sorry QAQ.In fact, besides two candies, I also have a piece of chocolate.Because the chocolate is, is intended to be given to Qiqi, he likes to eat chocolate.But if Xie Jie wants, I can keep half of it for Xie Jie, Qiuqiu Xie Jie can help me...

The sweet and soft voice of milk made the bald pigeon feel dazed for a while.

Is this a primary school student!No!This is a little angel on earth!Angel!So cute, too cute, so cute, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Bald Pigeon: Yes!Send it to you tomorrow!My sister will not let you down!

Bald Pigeon considered that the donor's father was a child, so he wrote a beautiful love story like a fairy tale.

So on the third day, in the book "Sweet Sweethearts, Don't Try to Run", a post-marriage sweet article destined to become the protagonist Gong and cannon fodder Gong appeared again.

A few years later, 11-year-old Xu Yu is still fighting with readers in the book review area.

He saw the fanfic that he battled with under the book review, and instead of crying like he used to when he was a child, he calmly found a fanfic writer on the Internet and fought back again.

But the teacher who wrote the humanities seems to have misunderstood what he meant, thinking that he is an adult, and helping him write a small h essay.

Fortunately, 11-year-old Xu Yu didn't read Fanrenwen, but asked the writer to help him post it in the comment area.

So he doesn't know what's in the fanfiction.

As soon as the fanfiction came out, there was a bloody storm in the comment area.After Xu Yu, who didn't know it, contacted the writer, he fell asleep with the flip phone in his arms.The moonlight hit the child's indifferent face, comforting the red eyes from crying.

Without Kiran, what's the point of having more fanfiction.

The stinky little villain still became a puppy.When we meet in the future, I must make the stinky puppy apologize to him...

Why, why leave without saying goodbye...

Don't block the follow-up. (ps: The following is purely a spoof of ovo, and it is also for commemoration, if you don’t like it, I can delete it)

There will probably be a side story (?) in the follow-up~

The author has something to say:

20 years later, summer.The two alphas were on their honeymoon.

Xu Yu gritted his teeth and held his phone, "These people talk too much!"

Qi Ran was wearing sunglasses, paralyzed on the bed and didn't want to move, "You are so childish, Mr. Xu."

They were photographed by paparazzi while they were walking on the beach in the afternoon, and it became a trending search not long after, so Xu Yu and the group of netizens quarreled until now.

Qi Ran yawned: "Mr. Xu, please go away, don't disturb me, I want to sleep."

Xu Yu was even more wronged.The group of people scolded him, but his wife didn't help him!He moved the small bench and sat on the balcony, concentrating on opening the trumpet to match with the netizens, and bought thousands of active sailors to accompany him to match the line.

Hmph, ignorant netizens, tremble!

Lalat: Qiranran is really beautiful!Whisper bb, I think Qiran and Xu Yu are so sweet. Xu replied: You are right, but the first sentence is redundant, you can remove my name: Brother Meng, organized a group to steal Qiran (1/100)

xu replied: shameless!

Linglang Bingxing: The little couple who sprinkled flowers and flowers showed their affection again

Xu Reply: Thank you

There is a hometown in Chang'an: Damn, do you think...the Xu on the horse rides like Mr. Xu's trumpet? Damn, I wonder if he hired a navy?The following Yishui echoed his Xianlin: President B status is gone hahahahaha

Yun Zhen: nsdd, but the president is so naive to open a small account to buy navy and online friends hahahahaha Chang Yan.: You don’t understand, this may be the boring life of the president who earns a million dollars every day. It's just a little fun

Waiting for the moon??: I also feel like ha ha ha ha too magical

Zi: I laughed so hard, the president still buys sailors against online netizens hahaha my oh my god Kalumiya Mimi: Too naive, why does this Alpha feel a bit mentally retarded hahaha No: I will mourn for Kiran first, yes A mentally handicapped old Gong must be very tired[doge]

Kiran: I'm sorry for the embarrassment, I'll educate you right away

Cao Qi:?I am dazzled?

Ah Zhuo: What the hell?Is it the deity above?Is it really Kiran?ah ah!

I don't want to be bald:?real person?Live?Master Ball Catch!

Li: ah ah ah my good moth you are here woo woo mom loves you forever!

Fei Xin: Mom is here!Mom is here too!We will always be your backing!If the dog Alpha bullies you!Mom's arms are always open for you!

lzxxxian: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

w My name is Mingming: My mother’s family +1, wipe away tears, it’s not easy to raise a son qwq Then Chaoyang: Be sure to do well! (bites the handkerchief)

Mo Shangsheng: The higher-ups secretly prayed for me to take me, and my mother's family can't live without a meeting! (2/100)

However: Have you considered Xu Yu's feelings?Our dog hook support team can't fall behind!Brother Meng!Stand up!

Yichun: The members of the Gougou support team are here!

Walking in the rain: I am fff, the burning couple group!

Qing Buyu: The Gougou support team rushed over!

Yantang: Me, me, me!Support team!I love the big dog hook!

Jiuqing: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I am a neutral person, the two Alphas are really sweet!

Today, Fang Chaozhou was... Hey, sprinkle flowers, I wish the little couple a long time!

What happened on Weibo, Xu Yu has no way of knowing, because he is being educated by his wife's love.