The little Gongmeow of the CEO's house is too clingy
Chapter 94 Strange
Xian Xiaomiao thinks that the recent president is very strange, from speaking to acting is super strange.
for example:
When getting up in the morning, it usually takes at least 15 minutes for the fairy kitten to wake up from the beginning to wake up.During this period, the little milk cat will change from a completely relaxed pancake position to a crooked little shrimp state, curling up and burying itself in the deepest part of the bed. The two jiojio below seem to kick away the hateful unknown that hinders its precious sleepiness Kicking like a member, the two fluffy white paws on the top are busy. They have to cover their eyes and ears. The meat pad puts on a posture of surrender, does nothing, but still refuses to admit defeat in his heart, just don't open his eyes.
In this tug-of-war, always the fastest runner and the first to wake up is the little belly!The energetic little belly was beating gongs and drums, while pulling the lead wire to make the kitten's mouth open and close to stick out its red tongue.In the beginning, the heavy drowsiness was overwhelming. In order to properly appease the little tummy, the little milk cat will stretch out four jiojio to step on the milk deeply and shallowly, simulating the preparatory action when drinking grandma when I was a child, and giving the little tummy a false impression: Xiao Miao: I will have milk soon~
Little Belly: Really!
Xiao Miao: Yes, you see, I am stepping on my stomach, and grandma is right next to me!
Little belly: Hurry up, I want to eat grandma~
Xiao Miao: Don't worry, I want to find the most convenient place to eat.
Little Belly: How long will it take?I can not wait anymore!
Xiao Miao: It's coming soon—don't rush.
Little belly: Let's take two bites first!Please!
Xiao Miao: No, meow is not such a casual meow. You must find the most delicious and comfortable position.
Little Belly: How long will it take?
Xiao Miao: It will be there soon, just wait a little longer~
The above dialogue looped for 5 minutes, and the perfunctory little belly finally came to his senses, refused the peace talks, and raised an uprising in anger.The little cat had no choice but to open her lake-blue eyes that still contained water mist, and began to do the little cat's wake-up yoga for a minute and a half, before licking her paws and washing her face.After that, depending on the situation, if you are really hungry and you will die if you don’t cook any more, then after finishing the most basic cleaning, the next step is to eat breakfast directly; Give yourself further deep cleaning and care in the counter and powder room.
Because the whole process is so cute, even if you watch it every day, you will still find new cute spots every day, so Mr. Su will definitely stay within a radius of three meters with the kitten as the center and accompany you all the way, and occasionally take advantage of the kitten’s absence. Candid shots while paying attention.
However, while doing my own thing, while distracted by looking at the kitten, I will always miss one or two, a few seconds of the precious cute kitten's movements. .Originally, I wanted to watch the little milk cat wake up soberly, but once I entered the magic distance of 10 cm radius of the little milk cat, the drowsiness with the smell of milk came over, and the kitten’s body temperature was high and hugged warmly , When stepping on the milk, it is even softer and softer, with a warm fragrance and warm jade in his arms, even the president can't bear it.
So he went straight from a fake sleeper to a real sleeper, and sometimes he had to be woken up by Xian Xiaoluo who had already combed his hair, and because it felt so good to be woken up by a kitten, the CEO's biological alarm clock was like this. Turned into scrap iron every day.
The day before yesterday, Xian Xiaoluo struggled and lazily got up as usual. Just when she propped herself up with her front paws and straightened her hind legs to do a lower back movement, Su Tianliao, who was sleeping on her side, opened her eyes.
"Meow~" When Xian Xiaoluo was about to say hello to someone, the CEO got up, but instead of sitting upright, he turned over and put his elbows on both sides of Xianluo, and the whole person was propped on top of the kitten. The broad shoulders completely cover the fluffy ball below.
"?" Before Xian Xiaoluo could ask any questions, Su Tianliao came down.
He stuck out his tongue and licked the back of Little Apple's head.
The little milk cat lying on the bed was directly licked by the CEO:? ? ?
That morning, the little cat was forced to wash half of its head with the president's saliva.
Example number two:
"Change for me!"
"Change!"
"Change!"
"Xian Luo~ When will you be able to be a human?"
"I don't want to be a human anymore—"
Including but not limited to, the above-mentioned dialogues appear irregularly at various times of the day, at least 3 times a day.
Other strange moves, such as the glands that like to smash the nose, not to mention the cheek and nose pads, and even almost tried to get close to its ass twice!This is too much!Xian Xiaoluo was frightened to death on the spot, and almost rushed out the door with her tail between her legs.
That's why Xian Luo doesn't dare to get close to the president recently. She usually pokes out the cat's head carefully from various corners and bunkers to confirm that the president's current state is normal, and then cautiously approach on tiptoe.
It has heard that human beings occasionally do some incomprehensible confusing behaviors, which are generally caused by reason fusing due to too much pressure in work and life.
Xian Xiaoluo guessed that Mr. Su must have been too busy to do such a thing that violates human-cat ethics, and the big round blue eyes were full of tears of sympathy, looking at the silly president.
In fact, Su Tianliao, who was the instigator of this matter, also felt that he was very strange.
When he looked at Xian Luo recently, his eyes were like a filter.
"You just found out now that your filter is all the functions of Meitu X show, and it can't reach [-]% of yours." After talking to my friend Hu Li'ai, I got such a reply.
"It's not like that. Although I always thought Xianluo was cute before, how should I say it recently? It feels different. It's a very special kind. The more I look at Xianluo, the more cute I think it is. Besides being cute, there is something more ...Cute and handsome? It's a very charming kind that makes people not only want to protect it, but also want to get close to it and stick to it..."
Hu Liai gritted her teeth and gave the opposite party the ultimate goal, "Then overwhelm it, right?"
"!" The president was shocked. How could the president not know the profound meaning of the word "overwhelming", and his first reaction of a 27-year-old adult would certainly not be a simple action to explain the meaning of pressing on it like folding a quilt.
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he looked at Xian Luo, was, was it that kind of... that kind of look...!
The shocked President Su even froze the broadcast in his head.
The president feels that he is abnormal, which is abnormal and very unreasonable.He felt that he had always regarded Xian Luo as a baby and a family member, so why did it suddenly turn sour?This unscientific!
Apparently, the president, who is very ignorant and lacks common sense in life, is not aware of the concept that couples call each other "little baby" and "little heart" in daily life, and married couples are also family members.
Contemporary young people feel that there is something wrong with themselves, and they usually search the Internet to see if there are examples similar to their own situation.President Su was no exception, and he really asked him to find a comment that fit his current situation very well.
【——I've been single for a long time, and even a cat looks pretty. 】
A problem that seems to be (really) serious at first, when you see so many people like you, you usually think it's not a big deal, and the same with Mr. Su.
Seeing that so many netizens had the same idea as him, Mr. Su calmed down.
It's not that he can't control it, it's that the Xianluo kitten is so naturally beautiful and always seductive, it's understandable that he can't control himself, isn't it?
Originally, this matter should have ended here, but since everyone knows that the accuracy of modern network big data push is so high that it can be called telepathy, so the president saw it as soon as he came out of a website.
"He is in a high position but no one understands him, the little milk cat left by pity for a moment turns into a peerless beauty the next day! "" My cat turned out to be a cute boy! "
"He who dismissed everything went home and knelt on the washboard and cried bitterly: Ancestor, you can change into a body and let me suck it once!" " and so on, Mr. Su snorted coldly, his time worth tens of thousands of dollars would not be wasted on this kind of rubbish push.
——2000 years later
Really fragrant.
So there is the second example above.
The president knows it's unscientific, but anyway, he and the kitten are unscientific monsters, and the negative is positive, so it may be very scientific to them.
Out of a deep desire in his heart, the president read one book after another, while holding the banner of his absolutely pure family affection for the kitten, while seeing the cat that turned into a human in the novel being indescribably exposed by the protagonist. smile.
Su Tianliu, who had finished another cute and sweet novel, closed his notebook and looked at his cutie.
Xian Xiaoluo is resting on the small sofa specially made for cats, her body is lazy, and her little tail is poised to become the highest point of the whole cat.
Su Tianliao nodded, his own kitten is super cute 24 hours a day, 86400 seconds, 360 degrees without dead ends, and it will definitely be peerless and cute when it becomes a human.Mr. Su has already drawn the equation of Xianluo=monster=human-turning in his heart. He never thought that he has already taken a small step on the edge of danger. After all, what will he do after becoming a human... Everyone understands.
The kitten, who had no idea what the president was thinking of him, was leisurely half-knocking his eyes, and gently sharpened his paws with the cardboard on the edge of the sofa.
Suddenly a brown strip-shaped object sprang out from the right rear of him. The little cat jumped up in fright, landed on all fours, and looked around nervously to see what it was that dared to attack the little Miaomiao.
Su Tianliao could see clearly from behind, and it was the discolored and long tail that frightened the little milk cat.Xian Xiaoluo, who hasn't gotten used to it yet, is always taken aback when she sees it out of the corner of her eye, thinking that something is chasing her around.
At this time, the little tail that successfully caught the little milk cat was cunningly hidden behind the kitten, and when the kitten was about to relax, it suddenly threw out half of it to scare the kitten. Luo also recognized the culprit who dared to scare her.The kitten didn't relax because it came to the conclusion that the person who came out was harmless, on the contrary, because of the annoyance of being teased by the tail, the chase became more intense.
Xiao Tail, who successfully applied for the position of the cat teaser, watched the little silly cat, who bit the hook even tighter, proudly posing in various triumphant poses in the air.
Then he was grabbed by the president who rushed over from behind!
"Mi!!" The sudden attack made both Xiaomiao and Xiaowei shudder.
In fact, it was the small tail that was to blame, mainly because the color was too conspicuous, and it was so conspicuous that it kept showing off in front of the eyes, so that Su Tianliao, who was staring at it intently, immediately felt the mood of a cat chasing a cat teaser.
It's really itchy.
Especially Xian Xiaomiao's little tail is very playful. Seeing this smugness, it makes people want to grab it and rua it up and down.
So like this, the president couldn't help but rushed out.
Xian Xiaoluo looked at the big man behind him who was drawn to the left and right by the little tail. In a family, people and cats must be crazy.
The author has something to say: Xiao Miao: The CEO is crazy, what should I do?
感谢在2021-02-0618:57:23~2021-02-0719:00:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Sun waiter ne1;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of tea;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
for example:
When getting up in the morning, it usually takes at least 15 minutes for the fairy kitten to wake up from the beginning to wake up.During this period, the little milk cat will change from a completely relaxed pancake position to a crooked little shrimp state, curling up and burying itself in the deepest part of the bed. The two jiojio below seem to kick away the hateful unknown that hinders its precious sleepiness Kicking like a member, the two fluffy white paws on the top are busy. They have to cover their eyes and ears. The meat pad puts on a posture of surrender, does nothing, but still refuses to admit defeat in his heart, just don't open his eyes.
In this tug-of-war, always the fastest runner and the first to wake up is the little belly!The energetic little belly was beating gongs and drums, while pulling the lead wire to make the kitten's mouth open and close to stick out its red tongue.In the beginning, the heavy drowsiness was overwhelming. In order to properly appease the little tummy, the little milk cat will stretch out four jiojio to step on the milk deeply and shallowly, simulating the preparatory action when drinking grandma when I was a child, and giving the little tummy a false impression: Xiao Miao: I will have milk soon~
Little Belly: Really!
Xiao Miao: Yes, you see, I am stepping on my stomach, and grandma is right next to me!
Little belly: Hurry up, I want to eat grandma~
Xiao Miao: Don't worry, I want to find the most convenient place to eat.
Little Belly: How long will it take?I can not wait anymore!
Xiao Miao: It's coming soon—don't rush.
Little belly: Let's take two bites first!Please!
Xiao Miao: No, meow is not such a casual meow. You must find the most delicious and comfortable position.
Little Belly: How long will it take?
Xiao Miao: It will be there soon, just wait a little longer~
The above dialogue looped for 5 minutes, and the perfunctory little belly finally came to his senses, refused the peace talks, and raised an uprising in anger.The little cat had no choice but to open her lake-blue eyes that still contained water mist, and began to do the little cat's wake-up yoga for a minute and a half, before licking her paws and washing her face.After that, depending on the situation, if you are really hungry and you will die if you don’t cook any more, then after finishing the most basic cleaning, the next step is to eat breakfast directly; Give yourself further deep cleaning and care in the counter and powder room.
Because the whole process is so cute, even if you watch it every day, you will still find new cute spots every day, so Mr. Su will definitely stay within a radius of three meters with the kitten as the center and accompany you all the way, and occasionally take advantage of the kitten’s absence. Candid shots while paying attention.
However, while doing my own thing, while distracted by looking at the kitten, I will always miss one or two, a few seconds of the precious cute kitten's movements. .Originally, I wanted to watch the little milk cat wake up soberly, but once I entered the magic distance of 10 cm radius of the little milk cat, the drowsiness with the smell of milk came over, and the kitten’s body temperature was high and hugged warmly , When stepping on the milk, it is even softer and softer, with a warm fragrance and warm jade in his arms, even the president can't bear it.
So he went straight from a fake sleeper to a real sleeper, and sometimes he had to be woken up by Xian Xiaoluo who had already combed his hair, and because it felt so good to be woken up by a kitten, the CEO's biological alarm clock was like this. Turned into scrap iron every day.
The day before yesterday, Xian Xiaoluo struggled and lazily got up as usual. Just when she propped herself up with her front paws and straightened her hind legs to do a lower back movement, Su Tianliao, who was sleeping on her side, opened her eyes.
"Meow~" When Xian Xiaoluo was about to say hello to someone, the CEO got up, but instead of sitting upright, he turned over and put his elbows on both sides of Xianluo, and the whole person was propped on top of the kitten. The broad shoulders completely cover the fluffy ball below.
"?" Before Xian Xiaoluo could ask any questions, Su Tianliao came down.
He stuck out his tongue and licked the back of Little Apple's head.
The little milk cat lying on the bed was directly licked by the CEO:? ? ?
That morning, the little cat was forced to wash half of its head with the president's saliva.
Example number two:
"Change for me!"
"Change!"
"Change!"
"Xian Luo~ When will you be able to be a human?"
"I don't want to be a human anymore—"
Including but not limited to, the above-mentioned dialogues appear irregularly at various times of the day, at least 3 times a day.
Other strange moves, such as the glands that like to smash the nose, not to mention the cheek and nose pads, and even almost tried to get close to its ass twice!This is too much!Xian Xiaoluo was frightened to death on the spot, and almost rushed out the door with her tail between her legs.
That's why Xian Luo doesn't dare to get close to the president recently. She usually pokes out the cat's head carefully from various corners and bunkers to confirm that the president's current state is normal, and then cautiously approach on tiptoe.
It has heard that human beings occasionally do some incomprehensible confusing behaviors, which are generally caused by reason fusing due to too much pressure in work and life.
Xian Xiaoluo guessed that Mr. Su must have been too busy to do such a thing that violates human-cat ethics, and the big round blue eyes were full of tears of sympathy, looking at the silly president.
In fact, Su Tianliao, who was the instigator of this matter, also felt that he was very strange.
When he looked at Xian Luo recently, his eyes were like a filter.
"You just found out now that your filter is all the functions of Meitu X show, and it can't reach [-]% of yours." After talking to my friend Hu Li'ai, I got such a reply.
"It's not like that. Although I always thought Xianluo was cute before, how should I say it recently? It feels different. It's a very special kind. The more I look at Xianluo, the more cute I think it is. Besides being cute, there is something more ...Cute and handsome? It's a very charming kind that makes people not only want to protect it, but also want to get close to it and stick to it..."
Hu Liai gritted her teeth and gave the opposite party the ultimate goal, "Then overwhelm it, right?"
"!" The president was shocked. How could the president not know the profound meaning of the word "overwhelming", and his first reaction of a 27-year-old adult would certainly not be a simple action to explain the meaning of pressing on it like folding a quilt.
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he looked at Xian Luo, was, was it that kind of... that kind of look...!
The shocked President Su even froze the broadcast in his head.
The president feels that he is abnormal, which is abnormal and very unreasonable.He felt that he had always regarded Xian Luo as a baby and a family member, so why did it suddenly turn sour?This unscientific!
Apparently, the president, who is very ignorant and lacks common sense in life, is not aware of the concept that couples call each other "little baby" and "little heart" in daily life, and married couples are also family members.
Contemporary young people feel that there is something wrong with themselves, and they usually search the Internet to see if there are examples similar to their own situation.President Su was no exception, and he really asked him to find a comment that fit his current situation very well.
【——I've been single for a long time, and even a cat looks pretty. 】
A problem that seems to be (really) serious at first, when you see so many people like you, you usually think it's not a big deal, and the same with Mr. Su.
Seeing that so many netizens had the same idea as him, Mr. Su calmed down.
It's not that he can't control it, it's that the Xianluo kitten is so naturally beautiful and always seductive, it's understandable that he can't control himself, isn't it?
Originally, this matter should have ended here, but since everyone knows that the accuracy of modern network big data push is so high that it can be called telepathy, so the president saw it as soon as he came out of a website.
"He is in a high position but no one understands him, the little milk cat left by pity for a moment turns into a peerless beauty the next day! "" My cat turned out to be a cute boy! "
"He who dismissed everything went home and knelt on the washboard and cried bitterly: Ancestor, you can change into a body and let me suck it once!" " and so on, Mr. Su snorted coldly, his time worth tens of thousands of dollars would not be wasted on this kind of rubbish push.
——2000 years later
Really fragrant.
So there is the second example above.
The president knows it's unscientific, but anyway, he and the kitten are unscientific monsters, and the negative is positive, so it may be very scientific to them.
Out of a deep desire in his heart, the president read one book after another, while holding the banner of his absolutely pure family affection for the kitten, while seeing the cat that turned into a human in the novel being indescribably exposed by the protagonist. smile.
Su Tianliu, who had finished another cute and sweet novel, closed his notebook and looked at his cutie.
Xian Xiaoluo is resting on the small sofa specially made for cats, her body is lazy, and her little tail is poised to become the highest point of the whole cat.
Su Tianliao nodded, his own kitten is super cute 24 hours a day, 86400 seconds, 360 degrees without dead ends, and it will definitely be peerless and cute when it becomes a human.Mr. Su has already drawn the equation of Xianluo=monster=human-turning in his heart. He never thought that he has already taken a small step on the edge of danger. After all, what will he do after becoming a human... Everyone understands.
The kitten, who had no idea what the president was thinking of him, was leisurely half-knocking his eyes, and gently sharpened his paws with the cardboard on the edge of the sofa.
Suddenly a brown strip-shaped object sprang out from the right rear of him. The little cat jumped up in fright, landed on all fours, and looked around nervously to see what it was that dared to attack the little Miaomiao.
Su Tianliao could see clearly from behind, and it was the discolored and long tail that frightened the little milk cat.Xian Xiaoluo, who hasn't gotten used to it yet, is always taken aback when she sees it out of the corner of her eye, thinking that something is chasing her around.
At this time, the little tail that successfully caught the little milk cat was cunningly hidden behind the kitten, and when the kitten was about to relax, it suddenly threw out half of it to scare the kitten. Luo also recognized the culprit who dared to scare her.The kitten didn't relax because it came to the conclusion that the person who came out was harmless, on the contrary, because of the annoyance of being teased by the tail, the chase became more intense.
Xiao Tail, who successfully applied for the position of the cat teaser, watched the little silly cat, who bit the hook even tighter, proudly posing in various triumphant poses in the air.
Then he was grabbed by the president who rushed over from behind!
"Mi!!" The sudden attack made both Xiaomiao and Xiaowei shudder.
In fact, it was the small tail that was to blame, mainly because the color was too conspicuous, and it was so conspicuous that it kept showing off in front of the eyes, so that Su Tianliao, who was staring at it intently, immediately felt the mood of a cat chasing a cat teaser.
It's really itchy.
Especially Xian Xiaomiao's little tail is very playful. Seeing this smugness, it makes people want to grab it and rua it up and down.
So like this, the president couldn't help but rushed out.
Xian Xiaoluo looked at the big man behind him who was drawn to the left and right by the little tail. In a family, people and cats must be crazy.
The author has something to say: Xiao Miao: The CEO is crazy, what should I do?
感谢在2021-02-0618:57:23~2021-02-0719:00:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Sun waiter ne1;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of tea;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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