The little Gongmeow of the CEO's house is too clingy
Chapter 86 The Cat and the Mouse
At the shooting scene, two small animals rushed out of the collapsed bookshelves and stacks of thick books one after the other.The first thing that came out was a big fat mouse. The person who was digging to rescue President Su screamed when he saw it, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The female staff were frightened and fled away instantly. The mouse was so fat that even some elders couldn't help but change color and dared not approach it.
"Meow!" Immediately after the mouse, a cat's head appeared from the pile of books next to the mouse.
Xian Xiaoluo strenuously kicked on the book with her hind legs trying to squeeze it out, but it seemed that she was caught in a thick book like a dictionary and couldn't break free for a while.
Hearing the sound of the cat, the big mouse jumped out half a meter away, and when he saw it, he boldly came back and looked at the stuck little cat's head, "{What's the matter, you got stuck? You're so fat, so you should Come out after me.}"
"{Meow is not fat, and Meow doesn't want to go your way, it stinks!}" The stuck kitten was still aggressive.
Seeing that the kitten would not be able to get out for a while, the big mouse became more daring, and slowly walked up to the kitten who was staring at it with big eyes angrily, "{So you are stuck here now, this is called If you don’t listen to Brother Shu’s words, you’ll be at a disadvantage, understand?}”
Xian Luo pouted at it, "{You shameless stinky mouse, you can only be proud now, and you will look good when you come out.}"
The big mouse sneered, "{Then you come out~ can't you come out~}" The big mouse took the wooden hairpin bookmark between the books under its feet, and hit the kitten on the head like a big stick like a wooden fish, "{ There is also a mouse with a name, called Feng Shuo, you need to be named Brother Feng, you know? You are an impolite stinky kitten.}”
Xian Luo was furious, and now all the sad, old wounded and depressed feelings in the kitten's heart were burned away, only the murderous intent to kill the hateful mouse in front of him remained.
Xian Luo aimed at the moment when the big mouse approached to hit it with a wooden stick, and stretched out her sharp claws like lightning to scratch it.
"{Ah, you stinky cat!}" The big mouse couldn't dodge in time, and the arms of its paws turned red, before it could think of how to get revenge on the kitten.
Xian Luo had already managed to break free from the pile of books just now, roaring and baring her fangs, and rushed over.The big mouse immediately dropped the stick and fled around the crowded and chaotic studio, followed by the snow-white kitten.
"Xianluo! Don't chase after, let alone eat mice, there are a lot of bacteria!" Thanks to the kitten and mouse pushing away the books one after another, Su Tianliao was able to reveal his head from the buried book mountain, but his hands and feet were still intact. Being pressed down by the heavy bookshelf, he couldn't move for a while, and couldn't stop Xian Luo from chasing after him. He could only remind the kitten loudly, and he didn't know if the kitten could listen to it now.
He can also understand what the mouse said, so he naturally knows that this mouse is extraordinary. First of all, judging from the dialogue, whether it is the ability to understand human language or cat language, or the words of the mouse, it is obviously not a mouse with the longest life span. It is only one-sixth of what ordinary mice should have, and if this bookshelf is really eaten by it, then what kind of mouse must be able to eat the stainless steel skeleton of the bookcase?Su Tianliao immediately thought that this mouse should have the same special ability as himself and Hu Li'ai. If this is the case, it is definitely not something that Xian Xiaoluo, a kitten, can handle.
It's a pity that no matter how much he persuaded, the little cat, who had been dazzled by the mouse, couldn't hear a word, and rushed away alone.
Su Tianliao, who was worried about the kitten's loss and injury, was anxious, just in time to hear his voice, and finally found Mr. Su's staff excitedly surrounding him.
A person who looked like a class leader was about to cry excitedly, "Mr. Su! I finally found you. You are not injured. We will..."
President Su interrupted him angrily: "Leave me alone, hurry up and let people look at my Xianluo! My cat! Don't let it be bullied by that mouse!"
"Okay, okay, I'll let someone protect Xiao Xianluo." At this moment, what President Su said was an imperial decree, the leader quickly grabbed a person beside him and instructed him to immediately protect the crown prince, and he led everyone to help the president out of trouble.
The photographer who led the order was a stunned young man. After receiving the imperial edict, he chased after him with a camera on his shoulder. The camera, which had not been turned off and was still connected, presented a realistic version of a cat and mouse scene in front of the audience. .
Because of this sudden accident, the number of people in the live broadcast room has not decreased but increased, and it has already exceeded 7 million. Thanks to the engineer of the network background this time, it took a few days to expand the server for the sake of Mr. Su's own traffic. Can accommodate.
——What the hell happened, what happened all of a sudden!
——Scared me to death, the screen suddenly shattered
——Boss Su is all right, Baba must be all right
——Garbage company bean curd dregs project!
——If there is anything wrong with Mr. Su, I will never end with this trash magazine!
——Where is the kitten, where is Luoluo, are you all right? !
——Everyone, calm down, Mr. Su came out, he was full of energy from the voice, it's all right!
——What about Xian Xiaoluo, where is baby Luoluo?mom is crying
——Don't make any noise, listen to Mr. Su, Luo Luo has gone chasing mice
——Hahaha Protect the kitten from being bullied by the mouse, Mr. Su is so funny
—Where did the mouse come from? !How would Luo Luo catch a mouse in such an occasion? The camera moved, was the photographer ordered to protect Luo Luo?
——No, I want to see Mr. Su
——Where is the cat, where is the cat, why can’t I see it?
Everyone on the Internet chattered and made noise at the vegetable market in the village in the city.
On the white porcelain marble tiles, the snow-white kitten is like a natural protective color, but the fat black and gray mouse is like ink dots on white paper, so conspicuous, the photographer immediately locked on the target Yes, if the mouse is caught, the kitten behind the mouse is naturally not difficult to find.
——Ah, what a big mouse
——The rat-phobic person croaked
——Is this your southern mouse! !
——Mom is so scary
——I was so scared that I hugged my boyfriend next to me
——Fuck, this mouse is bigger than a kitten
——Where is Mr. Pei, where is Huanong Brothers, hurry up and take care of yourself
——I really started to worry if Luo Luo would be bullied in reverse
Anger is the most efficient fuel, Xianluo has never run so fast like now, it feels that it can catch up to anything now, it is faster than a mouse, the lake blue cat pupils light up excitedly, fast Yes, it's about to be caught!
Fortunately, the camera is also a top-end camera, otherwise the figure of the kitten would not be captured at all, but even so, everyone can only see one black and one white chasing afterimage.
- I'm blinded, I can't see anything
——How many times faster is the speed of the cat?
- I can't even keep up with the speed of the mouse
——This mouse is so fat and can run so fast?
——flexible fat man
——Nonsense, how can you eat so fat if you don’t run fast?
——Luo Luo is so powerful, she runs so fast
——The tiger is on the move!
——This is the instinct engraved on the DNA
——This wave is the awakening of the blood!
——Come on, Xian Xiaoluo!
- rush rush!
The fierce chase of the little milk cat hunting the big mouse immediately attracted the attention of all the audience in the live broadcast room, mobilized their emotions, and blew away the panic that had shrouded the hearts of the people because of the accident.
Feng Shuo, a big mouse, ran away desperately ahead, and its short paws slid across the smooth marble in parallel as if there was no friction. Even so, it was still unable to keep up with the speed of the kitten. Siamese cats have a natural racial advantage, and their tendons are not It's just good-looking, not to mention that Xian Luo suffered from having no place to move her hands and feet for a long time, so her explosive power is super strong.
Sensing the approaching death breath behind him, the big mouse gritted his teeth and ruthlessly, drifted on the spot, braked and turned, turned his head and sprinted in the direction of the kitten.
Xian Luo looked at the dazed mouse rushing towards her in surprise, but she didn't react, her body still ran according to inertia.
The fat rat's tons of fat seemed to be at least 8 catties, while the kitten was rounded to only 5 catties. There was no doubt that the kitten was thrown to the ground and slid on the floor for a long distance.After the big mouse stopped the cat with its own braking device, it didn't dare to stay any longer, turned around and ran towards the wall, expanding the three-dimensional parkour map.
——Ah, ah, is Luo Luo okay?
——The whole kitten was blown away by the volley
——The big mouse is so hateful, it will come to yin
——Maomao is so pitiful, is Luo Luo okay?
——Where did the photographer go? He promised to protect Luoluo.
——Does the photographer just want to lose his job if he just shoots and doesn’t help?
The online crowd was furious, but fortunately, Xian Luo quickly stood up again, roused herself up, and rallied, avoiding the photographer who reached out to help her, her blue eyes scanned the set sharply, and quickly re-locked on the prey, the kitten's hunting The wildness has been activated, the adrenaline is surging, and the kitten temporarily forgets all unnecessary information such as pain, and there is only one thought in his mind - find the mouse and kill it!
The big fat rat was sitting motionless on a ledge on one wall, pretending to be an ornament.
The kitten folded the ears of the plane backwards, lowered its body, gathered strength with its hind legs, and growled softly: "Aww!" {There is no such ugly ornament as you! }, when the voice falls, it is ejected instantly.
——Luo Luo is fine, it’s great
——The tiger roars!
——The cute beast roars, and the mouse dies quickly!
——The kitten is so fierce!Tits are fierce, tits are fierce, love love love
During the period when the netizen posted the barrage, the kitten had already run under the display stand.Seeing that his disguise was seen through, the big mouse stopped pretending, and hurriedly prepared to run away again.
Xian Luo stretched out her claws, and the wall was covered with wallpaper, allowing it to hook and climb.After climbing two steps, the cat saw something falling from the corner of its wide field of vision. After seeing it clearly with its excellent dynamic vision, Xian Luo immediately turned around and managed to save it.
I heard about it when it came. In order to thank Mr. Su for not choosing a location in his office like other bosses, he went to the studio in person to facilitate their recording and broadcasting. This time, all the sets have been put into great effort, and none of the on-site furnishings are Fake knockoffs or mock-ups are all valuable genuine products.In order to support the scene, the general manager of the magazine even took out his orphan products that had been closed for many years, which cannot be ruined because of its reason of catching mice.
Even in a rage, the kitten still maintains a minimum of rationality, and it is Xian Xiaoluo's bottom line not to cause trouble for Su Tianliao.
It's a pity that the big mouse, whose heart is also black, was not moved at all. Seeing the kitten carefully push aside the received object, the big mouse took care of his heart and tried to push another object down. Sure enough, the kitten rushed over to pick it up. live.
!
So just like a small game, the big mouse wandered viciously on the ledge, "accidentally" knocking down the exhibits it passed by one after another, and every time after throwing it down, it had to poke its head to see if the kitten was there received.
Glass cups, purple sand pots, jade cups, crystal statues...
Xian Xiaoluo couldn't handle it anymore, so in the end she could only use herself as a small pad for cushioning, laying down on the spot where she was scheduled to fall, and was smashed into big bags one after another.
— Am I watching cat and mouse? !
- We all know cat and mouse is a documentary
——The cat and the mouse don't lie to me
——This big fat rat is so disgusting, Luoluo is swollen with several big bumps——I decided to eat bamboo rat tonight!
The photographer who was shooting was also fascinated by the cat. He took out the kung fu he learned when he wanted to be a director of martial arts action movies, and tried his best to capture the fierce battle between the kitten and the rat. Forgot that the leader explained the requirement to protect the kitten from injury.
When the throwing was finally over, the big mouse, who knew he had nothing to do with it, hurriedly jumped off the other side of the display rack and continued to escape while the kitten was being smashed to the point of staring at it.Xian Luo stood up unyieldingly, shook her head, shook away the stars circling her head, planed her claws, and chased after her. The second round of the chase officially began.
Successive setbacks did not make Kitty feel discouraged. On the contrary, the fighting spirit became more high-spirited, and the speed reached a new level compared to the beginning.
The big mouse looked at the two consecutive victories and was temporarily in the leading position. In fact, he was very anxious. If this continues, it will be a matter of time before he is caught up.And in case the time drags on for too long, when human beings send out manpower to help, then it will be at an absolute disadvantage.
How to get rid of this stupid cat...
There was an accident, and in order to prevent some curious people from joining in the fun and making trouble, the door of the studio has been closed.Although there are some gaps under the door, the big fat rat can't get out no matter what spanking, it will only get stuck.The painful experience of many failures has given the mouse Fengshuo a full understanding of the body shape that fits his name very well.
!By the way, this is it!
stuck!It just needs to get stuck on this stupid cat. As long as there is no such stupid cat, the humans present will not be able to catch up with its speed. At that time, it will be able to walk away leisurely through vents, windows and other places.
That's it, the big mouse that was determined to pay attention was paying attention to the surrounding objects while running away. Because of the sudden accident and commotion, everyone dropped the things at hand and rushed to the rescue. Now all kinds of things are scattered everywhere in the venue.The big mouse was lucky. After walking around with the kitten twice, he successfully found a suitable prop.
Taking advantage of the characteristics of this stupid cat that has no brains and can only run amok, thinking that it is thin and has a hole and wants to go through it, the big mouse used its final strength to sprint, first snaked around the legs and feet of the two-legged beasts, startled Screaming in fear, using humans to cover up his figure, and by the way, making it more difficult for the kitten to track it.
There were a lot of people who came to help Mr. Su, and they were densely packed everywhere. Even if they were afraid of mice, they would not be able to make room for a while.The big mouse stopped after seeing a certain distance, and made a grimace at the kitten looking at it fiercely through the gaps between the legs of many hopping people, provoking and mocking it as much as possible.
Although the way of provocation is very clumsy, it is very effective for the little prince who dares to have such contempt for animals for the first time in his life. All the furs on the kitten's body are vividly interpreting the meaning of the word "angry" in real time.
Look at the momentary gap created by the people moving and changing positions, and sprint with the shortest distance!
Everything in the big blue eyes slowed down, just like a frame-by-frame animation. Xian Luo saw the terrified expression of the mouse that seemed to have never expected to pounce on him like this. The kitten grinned triumphantly, showing its fangs , Soon, right away, it will definitely catch it this time!
Just when the tooth was 5 cm away from the mouse,
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The big mouse quickly turned and spun to avoid it.
???
Xian Luo slid a certain distance on the ground with a dazed expression, what is this?
The kitten twisted its head and realized that it seemed to be stuck in something. Its four paws tried to stand up forcefully and use the counterforce to pull out the cat's head, but the thing that trapped it had a curvature and was made of claws. The smooth plastic that cannot be grasped, the kitten couldn't stand up after trying several times, and because of excessive twisting, it made itself turn 360 degrees a few times, and rolled a certain distance on the ground.
This thing is actually the director's loudspeaker. It was supposed to be an electronic speaker, but the place is so big. I was worried that the volume would be too loud and too harsh for Mr. Su, so the program team didn't have it.But the director himself thought that every director should have a speaker in his hand, otherwise something would be wrong, so he rolled one by himself with plastic board and tape.
Now Xian Xiaoluo is like wearing an Elizabeth ring that has been buckled backwards, unable to move left or right.
Just when the little cat realized that the situation seemed, really, a little bad, and his feverish mind began to cool down, the big mouse came over with its fat belly.
Confirming that his plan was a big success, the big mouse even proudly hopped and danced in front of the cat, turning in circles and dancing with hands and feet.
"{You stupid cat, stupid cat, big stupid cat~ come on, come on~ catch me~}"
Xian Luo growled unwillingly: "{You stinky mouse, don't be complacent for too long, after I come out, you will die!}"
The big mouse was not afraid, and patted its big buttocks in front of the kitten, "{Then you come, come and bite me, the mouse is here, come~}"
The kitten's almond-eyed eyes were wide open, and its unconvinced hind legs gathered strength and kicked forward, its mouth opened to the maximum, intending to bite and kill the villain on the spot.
However, luck was very bad, and the fat but flexible fat mouse avoided it again, and it seemed to be sandwiched between other props. Now the kitten that became a double sandwich really moved forward and backward. Incredible.
The big mouse almost laughed out loud when he saw it, "{Oh, ouch~ let's see which stupid cat is stuck here!}" As if admiring some rare species, the big mouse was still pacing back and forth After looking at it, he commented: "{I've seen a stupid cat, but it's the first time I've seen one as stupid as you. What did the mouse say before,}"
"{Not a single mouse will die at the hands of such a stupid cat as you! Puff puff~ How stupid!}"
Feeling that his opportunity for revenge has come, the big mouse approached the little cat, "{Look at the camera next to you, everyone has seen your embarrassment. Although the cat is not very smart, the mouse guarantees you It must be the stupidest one! From now on, no one and no female cat will like you.}"
Xian Luo stared in amazement at the staff who was carrying the camera diagonally in front of him. It is only now that he realizes that someone has been following him all this time?Why!
"Meow!" There was a sharp pain on the kitten's face. It turned out that the big mouse took advantage of its inattention and pulled out one of its whiskers.
"{As the winner, the mouse will accept this spoil without hesitation,}" The big mouse shook the white beard between its paws, and tried to put it on its own face, and put it together with its own beard.
This is simply a shameful humiliation, Prince Xiao Miao has never suffered such humiliation before, Xian Xiaoluo struggled angrily and anxiously, but was restrained by the props, unable to move at all, under the panic attack, the little milk voice cried loudly, Hit the sky.
"Meow ah ah ah ~~"
"Hey, woo woo woo woo—"
"Woo, oh, meow~—"
Seeing that he has defeated his opponent both physically and psychologically, and the big mouse's vanity that has won a big victory has been greatly satisfied. Just when he was full of ambition and thought that it was almost time to retreat, he was stepped on by the giant as soon as he turned around.
With this strength, the fat mouse almost didn't explode on the spot.
? !Jun Jun
The big mouse looked at the tall giant behind him in horror, when did this person come behind it!It has never let down its vigilance just now, and the sound of human footsteps should be very obvious.However, it was walked around behind, until the moment the opponent moved his feet, he didn't notice any breath at all!How can this be!
The person who came was of course Mr. Su. The suit of the escaped Mr. Su was no longer bright and tidy, the collar was turned up, and the shirt was covered with dust visible to the naked eye. However, these did not make Mr. Su look embarrassed. The aura of a bandit under the cover of the suit is fully revealed.
Handmade high-end leather shoes with prices as high as six figures unceremoniously rolled back and forth on the backs of mice like stepping on garbage.If the kitten hadn't been too close and worried about getting it dirty, his kick just now would have caused the mouse to splatter three feet of blood.
The fat mouse was terrified, resisting the oppression of its internal organs, stomach acid and blood gas rushing up its throat, trying to flatter and discuss with people: "{Then, that big guy, the rat didn't do it on purpose, look...}"
The president took out the wooden hairpin that the mouse used to hit the cat's head in the first place, without a word of nonsense, inserted it with a knife, and the wooden blunt weapon flashed the cold light of the saber, instantly piercing through the first cervical vertebra connecting the mouse's head to the body, He raised the knife and fell, because the speed was so fast that not even a little bit of blood splashed out.But the big fat rat, which was still alive and kicking just now, has been separated from its body and is motionless, scaring everyone.
This scene was also completely recorded by the camera. After the live broadcast page was dead silent, it was a crazy carnival.
Mr. Su took out the disinfectant wet tissue prepared for Xianluo and wiped his hands. After wiping all ten fingers clean, he carefully picked up the kitten from the gap in the prop group, tore off the tape on the horn, and rescued the cat. The poor kitten who was stuck until crying.
The expression on his face changed from a ruthless killer to a gentle and soft-spoken father in a second, kissing the thin ears of the short fleece, "Be good, my little baby, don't cry. Is there any injury?"
"Hey, woo, woo—" the little milk cat twitched pitifully, unable to speak coherently, but Mr. Su felt the meaning of the kitten in his heart, and stroked the kitten's round head.
"Luo Luo is still young, when he grows up, five mice are not enough for you to fight."
Hearing this, Xian Xiaoluo felt even more aggrieved, lying on the CEO's collarbone socket, the little milk voice cried intermittently and complained, "{Meow, meow, I could have caught it, but it threw things, meow Catch it, it's precious, it can't be broken, woohoo, it's too cunning!}"
The warm and magnetic voice of the president comforted it: "That's right, it's the mice that are bad, bullying our little Luoluo."
"{It bumped Meow's stomach, hit Meow's head, and pulled out one of Meow's whiskers!"
Hearing the kitten's words, Mr. Su's expression changed, he quickly pulled the kitten away, and carefully observed, "Is there any pain in Luo Luo?" For combing the kitten at least 3 times a day, and looking at the photo of the kitten as a nympho Mr. Su, who spent more than half an hour, knew every detail of the kitten like the back of his hand.
Looking carefully at the kitten's face, the second whisker from the top to the bottom next to the left nose was really missing. Looking down, there was indeed a short white whisker next to the dead mouse.
Tsk, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have let this mouse die so happily. It even dared to pull out his baby's beard. You should grab it first, and then slowly consider which method of death is better, scalding it in boiling water, roasting it with coal, or slicing it into pieces.
"Meow—Miaomiao, woo~" {Polygonum hug~} The little cat choked up, pawed at its limp little paws, and wanted to go back and curl up into a ball on the CEO's shoulder, where it felt the most secure.
Su Tianliao followed its wishes, took the kitten back and hugged it well, and stopped mentioning the sad things about the poor kitten.
"Throw this mouse into the incinerator and burn it, so as not to pollute the environment."
The female staff were frightened and fled away instantly. The mouse was so fat that even some elders couldn't help but change color and dared not approach it.
"Meow!" Immediately after the mouse, a cat's head appeared from the pile of books next to the mouse.
Xian Xiaoluo strenuously kicked on the book with her hind legs trying to squeeze it out, but it seemed that she was caught in a thick book like a dictionary and couldn't break free for a while.
Hearing the sound of the cat, the big mouse jumped out half a meter away, and when he saw it, he boldly came back and looked at the stuck little cat's head, "{What's the matter, you got stuck? You're so fat, so you should Come out after me.}"
"{Meow is not fat, and Meow doesn't want to go your way, it stinks!}" The stuck kitten was still aggressive.
Seeing that the kitten would not be able to get out for a while, the big mouse became more daring, and slowly walked up to the kitten who was staring at it with big eyes angrily, "{So you are stuck here now, this is called If you don’t listen to Brother Shu’s words, you’ll be at a disadvantage, understand?}”
Xian Luo pouted at it, "{You shameless stinky mouse, you can only be proud now, and you will look good when you come out.}"
The big mouse sneered, "{Then you come out~ can't you come out~}" The big mouse took the wooden hairpin bookmark between the books under its feet, and hit the kitten on the head like a big stick like a wooden fish, "{ There is also a mouse with a name, called Feng Shuo, you need to be named Brother Feng, you know? You are an impolite stinky kitten.}”
Xian Luo was furious, and now all the sad, old wounded and depressed feelings in the kitten's heart were burned away, only the murderous intent to kill the hateful mouse in front of him remained.
Xian Luo aimed at the moment when the big mouse approached to hit it with a wooden stick, and stretched out her sharp claws like lightning to scratch it.
"{Ah, you stinky cat!}" The big mouse couldn't dodge in time, and the arms of its paws turned red, before it could think of how to get revenge on the kitten.
Xian Luo had already managed to break free from the pile of books just now, roaring and baring her fangs, and rushed over.The big mouse immediately dropped the stick and fled around the crowded and chaotic studio, followed by the snow-white kitten.
"Xianluo! Don't chase after, let alone eat mice, there are a lot of bacteria!" Thanks to the kitten and mouse pushing away the books one after another, Su Tianliao was able to reveal his head from the buried book mountain, but his hands and feet were still intact. Being pressed down by the heavy bookshelf, he couldn't move for a while, and couldn't stop Xian Luo from chasing after him. He could only remind the kitten loudly, and he didn't know if the kitten could listen to it now.
He can also understand what the mouse said, so he naturally knows that this mouse is extraordinary. First of all, judging from the dialogue, whether it is the ability to understand human language or cat language, or the words of the mouse, it is obviously not a mouse with the longest life span. It is only one-sixth of what ordinary mice should have, and if this bookshelf is really eaten by it, then what kind of mouse must be able to eat the stainless steel skeleton of the bookcase?Su Tianliao immediately thought that this mouse should have the same special ability as himself and Hu Li'ai. If this is the case, it is definitely not something that Xian Xiaoluo, a kitten, can handle.
It's a pity that no matter how much he persuaded, the little cat, who had been dazzled by the mouse, couldn't hear a word, and rushed away alone.
Su Tianliao, who was worried about the kitten's loss and injury, was anxious, just in time to hear his voice, and finally found Mr. Su's staff excitedly surrounding him.
A person who looked like a class leader was about to cry excitedly, "Mr. Su! I finally found you. You are not injured. We will..."
President Su interrupted him angrily: "Leave me alone, hurry up and let people look at my Xianluo! My cat! Don't let it be bullied by that mouse!"
"Okay, okay, I'll let someone protect Xiao Xianluo." At this moment, what President Su said was an imperial decree, the leader quickly grabbed a person beside him and instructed him to immediately protect the crown prince, and he led everyone to help the president out of trouble.
The photographer who led the order was a stunned young man. After receiving the imperial edict, he chased after him with a camera on his shoulder. The camera, which had not been turned off and was still connected, presented a realistic version of a cat and mouse scene in front of the audience. .
Because of this sudden accident, the number of people in the live broadcast room has not decreased but increased, and it has already exceeded 7 million. Thanks to the engineer of the network background this time, it took a few days to expand the server for the sake of Mr. Su's own traffic. Can accommodate.
——What the hell happened, what happened all of a sudden!
——Scared me to death, the screen suddenly shattered
——Boss Su is all right, Baba must be all right
——Garbage company bean curd dregs project!
——If there is anything wrong with Mr. Su, I will never end with this trash magazine!
——Where is the kitten, where is Luoluo, are you all right? !
——Everyone, calm down, Mr. Su came out, he was full of energy from the voice, it's all right!
——What about Xian Xiaoluo, where is baby Luoluo?mom is crying
——Don't make any noise, listen to Mr. Su, Luo Luo has gone chasing mice
——Hahaha Protect the kitten from being bullied by the mouse, Mr. Su is so funny
—Where did the mouse come from? !How would Luo Luo catch a mouse in such an occasion? The camera moved, was the photographer ordered to protect Luo Luo?
——No, I want to see Mr. Su
——Where is the cat, where is the cat, why can’t I see it?
Everyone on the Internet chattered and made noise at the vegetable market in the village in the city.
On the white porcelain marble tiles, the snow-white kitten is like a natural protective color, but the fat black and gray mouse is like ink dots on white paper, so conspicuous, the photographer immediately locked on the target Yes, if the mouse is caught, the kitten behind the mouse is naturally not difficult to find.
——Ah, what a big mouse
——The rat-phobic person croaked
——Is this your southern mouse! !
——Mom is so scary
——I was so scared that I hugged my boyfriend next to me
——Fuck, this mouse is bigger than a kitten
——Where is Mr. Pei, where is Huanong Brothers, hurry up and take care of yourself
——I really started to worry if Luo Luo would be bullied in reverse
Anger is the most efficient fuel, Xianluo has never run so fast like now, it feels that it can catch up to anything now, it is faster than a mouse, the lake blue cat pupils light up excitedly, fast Yes, it's about to be caught!
Fortunately, the camera is also a top-end camera, otherwise the figure of the kitten would not be captured at all, but even so, everyone can only see one black and one white chasing afterimage.
- I'm blinded, I can't see anything
——How many times faster is the speed of the cat?
- I can't even keep up with the speed of the mouse
——This mouse is so fat and can run so fast?
——flexible fat man
——Nonsense, how can you eat so fat if you don’t run fast?
——Luo Luo is so powerful, she runs so fast
——The tiger is on the move!
——This is the instinct engraved on the DNA
——This wave is the awakening of the blood!
——Come on, Xian Xiaoluo!
- rush rush!
The fierce chase of the little milk cat hunting the big mouse immediately attracted the attention of all the audience in the live broadcast room, mobilized their emotions, and blew away the panic that had shrouded the hearts of the people because of the accident.
Feng Shuo, a big mouse, ran away desperately ahead, and its short paws slid across the smooth marble in parallel as if there was no friction. Even so, it was still unable to keep up with the speed of the kitten. Siamese cats have a natural racial advantage, and their tendons are not It's just good-looking, not to mention that Xian Luo suffered from having no place to move her hands and feet for a long time, so her explosive power is super strong.
Sensing the approaching death breath behind him, the big mouse gritted his teeth and ruthlessly, drifted on the spot, braked and turned, turned his head and sprinted in the direction of the kitten.
Xian Luo looked at the dazed mouse rushing towards her in surprise, but she didn't react, her body still ran according to inertia.
The fat rat's tons of fat seemed to be at least 8 catties, while the kitten was rounded to only 5 catties. There was no doubt that the kitten was thrown to the ground and slid on the floor for a long distance.After the big mouse stopped the cat with its own braking device, it didn't dare to stay any longer, turned around and ran towards the wall, expanding the three-dimensional parkour map.
——Ah, ah, is Luo Luo okay?
——The whole kitten was blown away by the volley
——The big mouse is so hateful, it will come to yin
——Maomao is so pitiful, is Luo Luo okay?
——Where did the photographer go? He promised to protect Luoluo.
——Does the photographer just want to lose his job if he just shoots and doesn’t help?
The online crowd was furious, but fortunately, Xian Luo quickly stood up again, roused herself up, and rallied, avoiding the photographer who reached out to help her, her blue eyes scanned the set sharply, and quickly re-locked on the prey, the kitten's hunting The wildness has been activated, the adrenaline is surging, and the kitten temporarily forgets all unnecessary information such as pain, and there is only one thought in his mind - find the mouse and kill it!
The big fat rat was sitting motionless on a ledge on one wall, pretending to be an ornament.
The kitten folded the ears of the plane backwards, lowered its body, gathered strength with its hind legs, and growled softly: "Aww!" {There is no such ugly ornament as you! }, when the voice falls, it is ejected instantly.
——Luo Luo is fine, it’s great
——The tiger roars!
——The cute beast roars, and the mouse dies quickly!
——The kitten is so fierce!Tits are fierce, tits are fierce, love love love
During the period when the netizen posted the barrage, the kitten had already run under the display stand.Seeing that his disguise was seen through, the big mouse stopped pretending, and hurriedly prepared to run away again.
Xian Luo stretched out her claws, and the wall was covered with wallpaper, allowing it to hook and climb.After climbing two steps, the cat saw something falling from the corner of its wide field of vision. After seeing it clearly with its excellent dynamic vision, Xian Luo immediately turned around and managed to save it.
I heard about it when it came. In order to thank Mr. Su for not choosing a location in his office like other bosses, he went to the studio in person to facilitate their recording and broadcasting. This time, all the sets have been put into great effort, and none of the on-site furnishings are Fake knockoffs or mock-ups are all valuable genuine products.In order to support the scene, the general manager of the magazine even took out his orphan products that had been closed for many years, which cannot be ruined because of its reason of catching mice.
Even in a rage, the kitten still maintains a minimum of rationality, and it is Xian Xiaoluo's bottom line not to cause trouble for Su Tianliao.
It's a pity that the big mouse, whose heart is also black, was not moved at all. Seeing the kitten carefully push aside the received object, the big mouse took care of his heart and tried to push another object down. Sure enough, the kitten rushed over to pick it up. live.
!
So just like a small game, the big mouse wandered viciously on the ledge, "accidentally" knocking down the exhibits it passed by one after another, and every time after throwing it down, it had to poke its head to see if the kitten was there received.
Glass cups, purple sand pots, jade cups, crystal statues...
Xian Xiaoluo couldn't handle it anymore, so in the end she could only use herself as a small pad for cushioning, laying down on the spot where she was scheduled to fall, and was smashed into big bags one after another.
— Am I watching cat and mouse? !
- We all know cat and mouse is a documentary
——The cat and the mouse don't lie to me
——This big fat rat is so disgusting, Luoluo is swollen with several big bumps——I decided to eat bamboo rat tonight!
The photographer who was shooting was also fascinated by the cat. He took out the kung fu he learned when he wanted to be a director of martial arts action movies, and tried his best to capture the fierce battle between the kitten and the rat. Forgot that the leader explained the requirement to protect the kitten from injury.
When the throwing was finally over, the big mouse, who knew he had nothing to do with it, hurriedly jumped off the other side of the display rack and continued to escape while the kitten was being smashed to the point of staring at it.Xian Luo stood up unyieldingly, shook her head, shook away the stars circling her head, planed her claws, and chased after her. The second round of the chase officially began.
Successive setbacks did not make Kitty feel discouraged. On the contrary, the fighting spirit became more high-spirited, and the speed reached a new level compared to the beginning.
The big mouse looked at the two consecutive victories and was temporarily in the leading position. In fact, he was very anxious. If this continues, it will be a matter of time before he is caught up.And in case the time drags on for too long, when human beings send out manpower to help, then it will be at an absolute disadvantage.
How to get rid of this stupid cat...
There was an accident, and in order to prevent some curious people from joining in the fun and making trouble, the door of the studio has been closed.Although there are some gaps under the door, the big fat rat can't get out no matter what spanking, it will only get stuck.The painful experience of many failures has given the mouse Fengshuo a full understanding of the body shape that fits his name very well.
!By the way, this is it!
stuck!It just needs to get stuck on this stupid cat. As long as there is no such stupid cat, the humans present will not be able to catch up with its speed. At that time, it will be able to walk away leisurely through vents, windows and other places.
That's it, the big mouse that was determined to pay attention was paying attention to the surrounding objects while running away. Because of the sudden accident and commotion, everyone dropped the things at hand and rushed to the rescue. Now all kinds of things are scattered everywhere in the venue.The big mouse was lucky. After walking around with the kitten twice, he successfully found a suitable prop.
Taking advantage of the characteristics of this stupid cat that has no brains and can only run amok, thinking that it is thin and has a hole and wants to go through it, the big mouse used its final strength to sprint, first snaked around the legs and feet of the two-legged beasts, startled Screaming in fear, using humans to cover up his figure, and by the way, making it more difficult for the kitten to track it.
There were a lot of people who came to help Mr. Su, and they were densely packed everywhere. Even if they were afraid of mice, they would not be able to make room for a while.The big mouse stopped after seeing a certain distance, and made a grimace at the kitten looking at it fiercely through the gaps between the legs of many hopping people, provoking and mocking it as much as possible.
Although the way of provocation is very clumsy, it is very effective for the little prince who dares to have such contempt for animals for the first time in his life. All the furs on the kitten's body are vividly interpreting the meaning of the word "angry" in real time.
Look at the momentary gap created by the people moving and changing positions, and sprint with the shortest distance!
Everything in the big blue eyes slowed down, just like a frame-by-frame animation. Xian Luo saw the terrified expression of the mouse that seemed to have never expected to pounce on him like this. The kitten grinned triumphantly, showing its fangs , Soon, right away, it will definitely catch it this time!
Just when the tooth was 5 cm away from the mouse,
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
The big mouse quickly turned and spun to avoid it.
???
Xian Luo slid a certain distance on the ground with a dazed expression, what is this?
The kitten twisted its head and realized that it seemed to be stuck in something. Its four paws tried to stand up forcefully and use the counterforce to pull out the cat's head, but the thing that trapped it had a curvature and was made of claws. The smooth plastic that cannot be grasped, the kitten couldn't stand up after trying several times, and because of excessive twisting, it made itself turn 360 degrees a few times, and rolled a certain distance on the ground.
This thing is actually the director's loudspeaker. It was supposed to be an electronic speaker, but the place is so big. I was worried that the volume would be too loud and too harsh for Mr. Su, so the program team didn't have it.But the director himself thought that every director should have a speaker in his hand, otherwise something would be wrong, so he rolled one by himself with plastic board and tape.
Now Xian Xiaoluo is like wearing an Elizabeth ring that has been buckled backwards, unable to move left or right.
Just when the little cat realized that the situation seemed, really, a little bad, and his feverish mind began to cool down, the big mouse came over with its fat belly.
Confirming that his plan was a big success, the big mouse even proudly hopped and danced in front of the cat, turning in circles and dancing with hands and feet.
"{You stupid cat, stupid cat, big stupid cat~ come on, come on~ catch me~}"
Xian Luo growled unwillingly: "{You stinky mouse, don't be complacent for too long, after I come out, you will die!}"
The big mouse was not afraid, and patted its big buttocks in front of the kitten, "{Then you come, come and bite me, the mouse is here, come~}"
The kitten's almond-eyed eyes were wide open, and its unconvinced hind legs gathered strength and kicked forward, its mouth opened to the maximum, intending to bite and kill the villain on the spot.
However, luck was very bad, and the fat but flexible fat mouse avoided it again, and it seemed to be sandwiched between other props. Now the kitten that became a double sandwich really moved forward and backward. Incredible.
The big mouse almost laughed out loud when he saw it, "{Oh, ouch~ let's see which stupid cat is stuck here!}" As if admiring some rare species, the big mouse was still pacing back and forth After looking at it, he commented: "{I've seen a stupid cat, but it's the first time I've seen one as stupid as you. What did the mouse say before,}"
"{Not a single mouse will die at the hands of such a stupid cat as you! Puff puff~ How stupid!}"
Feeling that his opportunity for revenge has come, the big mouse approached the little cat, "{Look at the camera next to you, everyone has seen your embarrassment. Although the cat is not very smart, the mouse guarantees you It must be the stupidest one! From now on, no one and no female cat will like you.}"
Xian Luo stared in amazement at the staff who was carrying the camera diagonally in front of him. It is only now that he realizes that someone has been following him all this time?Why!
"Meow!" There was a sharp pain on the kitten's face. It turned out that the big mouse took advantage of its inattention and pulled out one of its whiskers.
"{As the winner, the mouse will accept this spoil without hesitation,}" The big mouse shook the white beard between its paws, and tried to put it on its own face, and put it together with its own beard.
This is simply a shameful humiliation, Prince Xiao Miao has never suffered such humiliation before, Xian Xiaoluo struggled angrily and anxiously, but was restrained by the props, unable to move at all, under the panic attack, the little milk voice cried loudly, Hit the sky.
"Meow ah ah ah ~~"
"Hey, woo woo woo woo—"
"Woo, oh, meow~—"
Seeing that he has defeated his opponent both physically and psychologically, and the big mouse's vanity that has won a big victory has been greatly satisfied. Just when he was full of ambition and thought that it was almost time to retreat, he was stepped on by the giant as soon as he turned around.
With this strength, the fat mouse almost didn't explode on the spot.
? !Jun Jun
The big mouse looked at the tall giant behind him in horror, when did this person come behind it!It has never let down its vigilance just now, and the sound of human footsteps should be very obvious.However, it was walked around behind, until the moment the opponent moved his feet, he didn't notice any breath at all!How can this be!
The person who came was of course Mr. Su. The suit of the escaped Mr. Su was no longer bright and tidy, the collar was turned up, and the shirt was covered with dust visible to the naked eye. However, these did not make Mr. Su look embarrassed. The aura of a bandit under the cover of the suit is fully revealed.
Handmade high-end leather shoes with prices as high as six figures unceremoniously rolled back and forth on the backs of mice like stepping on garbage.If the kitten hadn't been too close and worried about getting it dirty, his kick just now would have caused the mouse to splatter three feet of blood.
The fat mouse was terrified, resisting the oppression of its internal organs, stomach acid and blood gas rushing up its throat, trying to flatter and discuss with people: "{Then, that big guy, the rat didn't do it on purpose, look...}"
The president took out the wooden hairpin that the mouse used to hit the cat's head in the first place, without a word of nonsense, inserted it with a knife, and the wooden blunt weapon flashed the cold light of the saber, instantly piercing through the first cervical vertebra connecting the mouse's head to the body, He raised the knife and fell, because the speed was so fast that not even a little bit of blood splashed out.But the big fat rat, which was still alive and kicking just now, has been separated from its body and is motionless, scaring everyone.
This scene was also completely recorded by the camera. After the live broadcast page was dead silent, it was a crazy carnival.
Mr. Su took out the disinfectant wet tissue prepared for Xianluo and wiped his hands. After wiping all ten fingers clean, he carefully picked up the kitten from the gap in the prop group, tore off the tape on the horn, and rescued the cat. The poor kitten who was stuck until crying.
The expression on his face changed from a ruthless killer to a gentle and soft-spoken father in a second, kissing the thin ears of the short fleece, "Be good, my little baby, don't cry. Is there any injury?"
"Hey, woo, woo—" the little milk cat twitched pitifully, unable to speak coherently, but Mr. Su felt the meaning of the kitten in his heart, and stroked the kitten's round head.
"Luo Luo is still young, when he grows up, five mice are not enough for you to fight."
Hearing this, Xian Xiaoluo felt even more aggrieved, lying on the CEO's collarbone socket, the little milk voice cried intermittently and complained, "{Meow, meow, I could have caught it, but it threw things, meow Catch it, it's precious, it can't be broken, woohoo, it's too cunning!}"
The warm and magnetic voice of the president comforted it: "That's right, it's the mice that are bad, bullying our little Luoluo."
"{It bumped Meow's stomach, hit Meow's head, and pulled out one of Meow's whiskers!"
Hearing the kitten's words, Mr. Su's expression changed, he quickly pulled the kitten away, and carefully observed, "Is there any pain in Luo Luo?" For combing the kitten at least 3 times a day, and looking at the photo of the kitten as a nympho Mr. Su, who spent more than half an hour, knew every detail of the kitten like the back of his hand.
Looking carefully at the kitten's face, the second whisker from the top to the bottom next to the left nose was really missing. Looking down, there was indeed a short white whisker next to the dead mouse.
Tsk, if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have let this mouse die so happily. It even dared to pull out his baby's beard. You should grab it first, and then slowly consider which method of death is better, scalding it in boiling water, roasting it with coal, or slicing it into pieces.
"Meow—Miaomiao, woo~" {Polygonum hug~} The little cat choked up, pawed at its limp little paws, and wanted to go back and curl up into a ball on the CEO's shoulder, where it felt the most secure.
Su Tianliao followed its wishes, took the kitten back and hugged it well, and stopped mentioning the sad things about the poor kitten.
"Throw this mouse into the incinerator and burn it, so as not to pollute the environment."
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