Su Tian Liao—Xian Luo came back and told me that you can understand cat language

The most beautiful little fox (Hu Liai)—yes, what’s the matter, I’m not bullying your cat Su Tianliu—you can also understand cat language?

The most beautiful little fox—why, cat language is not the privilege of the cat clan, and people are not allowed to learn it, you can also understand fox language Su Tianliao——Can humans learn cat language?Who made the tutorial, why I don't know?I have never seen a fox, so I don't know if I can understand the most beautiful little fox - are you kidding me?You don’t scold foxes like you/little fox scolds.gif Su Tianliao——you are the one who amuses me, don’t think that if you change your nickname to fox, you really think you are a fox It’s cute to put a disease on a little milk cat, but it’s not good to put it on a 26-year-old man. He personally doesn’t want to have a second chuunibha by his side, so he bluntly Debunk your friend's fantasies.

In the dialog box, Hu Liai sent several messages instantly:

The most beautiful little fox—exm?

The most beautiful little fox—me?Think! ?Are you a fox yourself? ? !

The most beautiful little fox—Su Tianliao, do you have a fever?Are you mentally ok?I’ll come here to take you to the doctor/the ambulance is on the way.jpgSu Tianliu——Link:[Encyclopedia—Causes, symptoms and treatment of the second disease]

Su Tianliao——You are also 26 this year, so it is not suitable for you to suffer from this disease again. Don’t be afraid of the disease, how about I contact some authoritative psychiatrists for you?

To your meow's secondary disease!Hu Liai in the studio is about to flip the table, what is going on? !

First, the little milk cat fell in love with a Sanhua male cat suspected to be Su Tian Liao's cat, and then there was this conversation like amnesia and mental retardation. Is his fortune today bad? !

Wait, amnesia? !

Hu Liai's eyes widened, and a guess emerged in his mind. He quickly grabbed his phone and typed, no, it was too slow, so he called up the address book and typed directly.

When waiting for the connection, the whole person is really flustered, no way, no way, no way, please don't!

The moment the phone was connected, Hu Liai didn't let Su Tianliao speak, and asked directly: "Don't talk, answer my question! How old are you today? I mean the age you have lived, and your real body What is it?"

"...27, human, male. Hu Li'ai, you are seriously ill."

Hu Li'ai is not only short of breath, his demon power is almost going against the current.

"Su Tianliao, today is not April Fool's Day, I really have something very important to confirm, please tell me seriously and accurately, are you human?"

"Hu Li'ai, tell me seriously, are you owed pumping?"

Hu Liai didn't know the expression on her face anymore, she covered her face and wanted to scold someone but didn't know who to scold, oh my god, this joke is too big.

"How could this be? You were fine before I went abroad. When did it happen?"

Su Tianliao was at a loss and couldn't keep up with his train of thought, "Hu Liai, you are really not right today."

"It's you who's wrong!" Hu Liai viciously took the ice lemon water on the table and poured it directly on his head, forcing himself to calm down.

"Let me ask you, do you still feel your demon power?" This is the most important, as demon power is the lifeblood of their monsters.

"Normal humans don't have this thing." Is it still a second-degree illness, alas.

But you're not fucking human!

"When did we first meet?"

"The group discussion in the public elective class in the university, you were quite familiar with it at the time."

Go to your group to discuss acquaintances, and it will be the 92nd year they have known each other.No, if I continue to ask this question, I still can't determine when Su Tianliao lost his memory, and what is the key and decisive thing that can... Yes!

"Hu Liai, calm down..." If he had known that this person could not be stimulated so much, he would not have said anything.Is this the stress reaction of a patient with the second-level disease after being exposed? Then he has to be careful when facing Xian Luo in the future.

"I'm very calm, now is the time for me to ask questions, Tian Liao, you answer my questions first, and I will tell you the answer later."

"You should have an app called 'Demon Realm Communication' on your phone before. You should have uninstalled it now. Tell me when you uninstalled it."

Su Tianliao was already quite tired, "What are you talking about? How could I download such a rubbish app..."

Hu Liai is very persistent, "You have had it! For sure, you think about it carefully, when did you have it on your last mobile phone, or the mobile phone 7 or 8 years ago, Su Tianliao, Please, this is important!"

This is the first time since we met that Hu Liai, who has always been at ease, is so anxious. Su Tianliao feels very sorry for his unintentional words that poked a hornet's nest in people's hearts. Feel free to touch.

"Then describe what that app looks like and what functions it has. Let me think about it."

"The icon is a demon character written with a brush. There is a circle on the outside. The inside is probably a forum for communication. There are everything. To you, it is probably a group of people staring at the names of animal monsters talking about some short things in parents. , the administrator will often send some messy notifications or events, and you can’t set up a shield, and you always see notifications from this app on the notification bar of your phone..."

Su Tianliao thought for a while, and with his super strong memory and retrieval ability, he really picked up something similar from the trash bin in his mind. At that time, the notification bar on the mobile phone was annoying. He thought it was some kind of rubbish. The virus software couldn't be uninstalled yet, so he just replaced it with a new phone card and mobile phone.

"It seems that there was this thing. It was probably when I was in high school, or ten years ago. Spam messages were too annoying and I couldn't uninstall them. It should still be eating ashes in my old mobile phone at that time." But how could Hu Liai know? This kind of thing, wasn't that something before he knew him, and he didn't mention it...

Su Tianliao justified his suspicion within two seconds of rising, probably he also passed the second grade when he was young.Although he has no memory, he must be quick-witted and clever, and he recovered quickly, sealing this part of black history.But this app is quite powerful, and the circle of secondary school patients is small, even Hu Liai has downloaded it.

Hu Li'ai on the other side of the phone was completely exhausted and sat on the office chair. It was confirmed that Su Tianliao had an accident 10 years ago. Not to mention that he was active overseas with another identity, after returning to China and meeting Su Tianliao directly, he hasn't noticed anything wrong with Su Tianliao for such a long time. Is he a pig?

Next, we need to confirm the part of Su Tianliu's amnesia, the original state of the demon power, and what caused him to lose his memory... Just thinking about the things to do is piled up like a mountain, and the difficulty is so high that Hu Liai feels that his prototype is about to lose Hairy.

The cat's little voice came from the receiver, "Meow~?" {Liao Liao, what's wrong with Huhu? }Xianluo tilted her furry head cutely. When Su Tianliao and Hu Liai communicated on WeChat before, she didn't see it at lunch, but she listened to it in Su Tianliao's arms during the phone call. But why didn't it understand any of them?Aren't you asking about Huhu being able to understand the language of cats?

Su Tianliao didn't say anything, took a post-it note and wrote on it - he's sick, don't worry about it.

Hu Liai, who heard Xianluo's voice, jumped up, and the office chair with wheels was overturned by him along with the reaction force. There was a loud noise, but no one came to ask. The designer always vented from time to time. , be considerate and considerate.

Hu Liai didn't care about these unimportant things, he remembered what Su Tianliao's cat had said to him in the morning!Almost the same archetypal features, it's no coincidence that there happened to be another Sanhua male cat that looks like it, and he bet with all the fur on his tail that it was definitely Su Tian Liao Ben's cat!

But that little white cat, what Xianluo saw was the prototype of Su Tianliao. Su Tianliao lost his memory 10 years ago, and since he forgot how to use the demon power, he should have been living as a human being, or when he was unconscious. Will become a cat?

He sincerely hoped that it was the former, and Su Tianliao's safety in the latter was really not guaranteed.But if it's the former, then that little white cat is definitely not an ordinary cat!Although he had seen it before, the kitten did not have any demonic powers, but no ordinary cat would still look like a kitten after 10 years!

Judging from the conversation this morning, Xianluo probably didn't know that the Sanhua cat was Su Tianliao, and Su Tianliao had only adopted it in the past two months. Su Tianliao said that the kitten came to him on his own initiative. The one who found Su Tianliao on purpose?Is it true what the kitten said about it being in love with Su Tianliao and getting engaged? Is it related to Su Tianliu's amnesia 10 years ago? ...

The uncontrollable problems that popped up one after another made Hu Liai's head freeze over and over again.Listening to the rapid breathing in the receiver, Su Tianliu was really worried: "Hu Liai, are you okay? I'll let your staff come in to show you. Do you have any chronic or hidden diseases? I shouldn't stimulate you. Yours, I'm sorry. Don't take it to heart, just live as you used to." As long as he lives happily in other people's lives.

Hu Liai took a deep breath and didn't know how many breaths it was today, "I'm fine, I'm fine. Su Tianliao, I want to tell you something very important, as important as your life, I personally All the integrity of the personality guarantees that what I say below is true, you have to believe me."

"You said."

"Su Tianliao, you have lost your memory."

Meow meow? !Xian Luo stared at the president holding it with wide blue eyes.

"..."

"Hu Li'ai, I guarantee our sincere friendship, go see a doctor, I will introduce you to the most authoritative psychiatrist. I know that imagination and creativity are very important in your profession, but the encyclopedia I also said that when the second disease develops to seriously interfere with daily life, it is already a type of hysteria, no matter what, go and see, I will support you."

"..."

"I'm not sick, it's you who is sick."

"That's what drunk people say."

I'm so mad at the fox!This dead cat is like a stone in a latrine!

"Give the phone to Xian Luo, I want to talk to it."

Su Tianliao instantly raised the defense in his heart, and let the two patients with secondary illnesses communicate?What to communicate?sick?What should I do if the kitten’s second-degree disease gets worse? It’s absolutely impossible!He already has enough headaches for this little kitty who dares to learn to sneak in, and if it gets worse, he has no doubt that this little kitten can go to heaven.

"Is there anything you can't tell me? Are you trying to spread the disease to Xianluo? I tell you don't even think about it. I will ask the secretary to call your staff later to let someone come in to see you. What do you have? If you feel physically unwell, go to the doctor immediately, and that’s it.”

"Wait! Hey, hello!" Hu Liai jumped angrily when she saw the phone being hung up.

The little cat stood up on its front feet and looked at the man worriedly: "Meow?" {Has Liao Liao lost his memory? } "Nothing."

"{That's nonsense...}"

"That's why he's sick."

Xian Luo blinked, the two said to each other that the other was sick, this...

Su Tianliao came to him with the kitten in his arms, "Do you think I look sick? On the contrary, you have heard Hu Liai's incoherent words just now. His disease is called 'paranoia'. I fantasize about all kinds of things and treat them as real things that happened, for example, I will substitute the superhero novels I saw into myself, thinking that I am also a superhero.”

"Hu Li'ai likes to watch some dog blood series. He probably substituted the amnesia plot on me, and then he will probably say something about my hidden power. I have another identity. We used to be A quirky storyline like a member of a hidden organization."

Su Tianliao pinched the little cat's pink meat ball, "Don't believe it, of course, you can't directly deny what he said, I just accidentally said something in WeChat, and you saw him getting so excited Yes. You can pretend to believe, deal with him first, come back and tell me, I will take him to the doctor as soon as possible to cure his illness. "

Xian Luo nodded, she believed in Liao Liao, hugged Su Tianliao's wrist, and rubbed against it sadly: "{I hope Hu Hu can get well soon, the clothes he gave Liao Liao and Meow, I like them very much said.}”

Su Tianliao patted it reassuringly, and agreed with a bit of sadness: "He will, and we will all help him."

The author has something to say: Has Mr. Su lost his horse? ... feint a shot ~

The stubborn Mr. Su will not believe the words of the patient with the second disease, and he will continue to add bricks and tiles to the love between him and the kitty if he misses the correct answer.

网审超快的,终于不用再等2、3个小时了,焦糖尽量在大家休息的时候更新,像是中午午休,傍晚和晚上21点左右吧感谢在2021-01-0219:51:56~2021-01-0312:38:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Gu Bengbeng 1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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