The little Gongmeow of the CEO's house is too clingy

February 202, 2x Lunar New Year's Day

A morning news report by a local TV station in a certain city:

Moderator: Last night on New Year's Eve, around 10:08 p.m., many local residents noticed a white meteor streaking across the night sky.The following are photos taken remotely by the local observatory and local surveillance video.

An astronomer from a certain city said: Generally speaking, if a meteorite falls to the earth, it will be captured by the satellites deployed by the Chinese Observatory. At the same time, experts will calculate the expected fall area. If it is a busy city with dense crowds, it will be shot down.However, after we connected to the National Astronomical Observatory, we found that there was no relevant record. According to preliminary analysis, because the meteor is too small, it is expected to burn up in the atmosphere, so the monitoring device was not touched.

Moderator: Can you know where this meteor came from?Did it arrive on Earth after a long interstellar journey from other planets?

Astronomer: Afterwards, we inferred through the reverse calculation of the falling trajectory, and found that this meteorite probably fell from the moon.

A third-level marketing subscription number 1: A precursor to the disintegration of the moon? !Fragments have fallen to Earth!

Subscription No. 2: On the eve of the end of the world? !There may be no moon in the world!

Subscription No. 3: They are born from the same root, so why rush each other, the earth may be destroyed by the moon eventually!

Yesterday, a meteorite fell into a city-level town, and the calculated trajectory showed that it was a fragment from the moon.This has never happened in the past. Some experts speculate that perhaps due to the frequent human activities on the moon in recent years, the lunar soil has become loose, and the fragments fell to the earth under the gravity of the earth after being detached from the gravitational force of the moon.

It is not clear whether this incident was sporadic or the beginning of a series of meteorite falls in the future, but it can be expected that if the cause is human factors, then this will definitely not be the last time.At present, several space environmental protection groups have protested the excessive development of the moon...

A local city news channel reported at noon:

Moderator: The suspected moon debris fell into the city last night, which was witnessed by many residents and caused widespread discussion. Many residents regarded it as an auspicious celestial phenomenon for the new year and prayed and made wishes.At the same time, after watching related reports, a large number of citizens spontaneously went to the approximate location where the meteor disappeared early this morning to search for meteorite fragments, resulting in a dense and crowded phenomenon.The local community urgently dispatched grid specialists and police to maintain order.Let's connect live

A security guard in a community in the area: There were no meteorite fragments at all, they were all burned up in the air.I was on the night shift last night and saw that meteor seemed to fall over the park in Area B, so I took two people to look for it. After all, this meteorite is the property of the state, and it has to be handed over to the state.

Reporter: Did you find any places that look like craters?

Security guard (angry): No!Not only was there no meteorite, but it also irritated the eyes. It was disgusting. There was no meteorite at all. There was only a fair-looking boy and an old man there, which was indescribable.

A certain entertainment news: A male star named M is accused of being in a field battle with a 60+ year old man in a community park on New Year's Eve.

——Hehehe male star with the surname M, you just say that he is a certain white lotus bitch—tsk tsk, I said that he was a sugar daddy when he became popular before, this is probably not the heavy mouth play of the gold master——What is muddy Don't dye it, it's just a piece of mud with white paint - don't cue my brother Mo, our gardenia girl is not easy to mess with, I advise you to spread rumors and violate the law, screenshots have been taken - if you don't tell me, I'm still there and guess who it is Well, in City C, Pibai, young, the male star with the surname M is Mo Zhiduo, the persona is all right - a geek got the surveillance video [link], the person in it is not Mo Zhiduo , I eat shit!

An urban legend bbs:

[Discovery] A 3-meter-large giant mouse monster appeared on New Year's Eve in Yaodu [Picture][Picture]

——Holy shit, big touch, this realistic style, brother graduated from Yangmei?

——Is the picture drawn by the host?I am the editor of a supernatural magazine, are you interested in contributing to us?

【Discovery】New Year's Eve Gathering of Hundreds of Cats and Demons on the Streets of Yaodu [Picture][Picture]

——The cats are having a party too!yeah~

——Ah, that cow cat seems to be my little flower that has been lost for two months!Where did you take it, do you have more photos?What a little flower, heavy reward!

——Coordinate Demon City, this news is true, my house is there, yesterday at home, the big orange old king ran out of the balcony when he heard the cat meowing, it scared me a lot. It’s the cat’s night walk [picture], I don’t know if it’s cats running at night for activities on New Year’s Eve—there are all kinds of patterns, ah, why didn’t I go for a walk yesterday, so that I can use a leash instead of buying, even Leopard cats have it!It hurts to miss a million dollars——Ben Holmes found a long-haired three-flower in it, which seems to be the one that Mr. Su is targeting? [Picture marked with red circle]

Xian Xiaoluo World's Most Cute Forum:

【Identification】Are these two cats Xiaoluoluo and Sanhua cat? [picture]

Host: Coordinates in Yaodu. After the reunion dinner yesterday, I walked home from JJ Street at about 10:30 pm. I heard a cat meowing on the road. I thought it was a cat that was trapped. He died while running. Doing good deeds in the new year, the host looked for it, and then found a long-haired three-colored cat in the flowers, and a little Siamese cat that looked like Xian Luo under the three-flowered cat. After seeing it, he quickly ran away with the Siamese kitten in its mouth, asking for identification if it was Xianluo and Huahua.

[Video] The meowing of cats one after another, the white to glowing three-colored cat in the dark grass, the Siamese kitten that is struggling and pushing away with its paws can be seen, the visual anger of the three-colored cat overflowing the screen after being discovered, At the end of the video, the three-colored cat that bit the nape of the Siamese kitten turned into a white rainbow and escaped.

——I used a box of spicy strips to assure the host: Be confident, remove the seeming—there are five cats in the house, and a three-year veteran said that they heard the barking, which is obviously the estrus period—it’s a field battle!Mr. Su, your cat ran out to fight in the field!You don't care!

——Ahhhhhhh, Xian Xiaoluo, you are still so young, you can come out and mess around if your mother doesn't allow you!

——According to the principle of cats and people, is it true that Mr. Su and the handsome man were nearby at that time/smirking/smirking——Does the host have any other videos!The best of people, gkdgkd!

——Thanks to the host, the host is a good person, he has a safe life, he has taken a screenshot and downloaded the video - the host, you are so stupid, you actually posted this with a level 5 account, and Xian Xiaoluo saw that you wanted to delete the account - no, use 2 It’s been more than a hundred buildings, and the host hasn’t responded until now, I’m afraid he’s already been stalked by Huahua.

——Hiss, the big cat's fierce look is definitely going to kill you——Huahua: The first day of next year will be your death day / knife / dripping blood dagger

Combat records of a certain unit of the Interstellar Police Department (top secret level):

银河系太阳区地球时间202X年2月2日20：05分行动开始……

20:30 Under the pseudonym Downton, code-named JJ2143 broke through the encirclement and escaped

20：35JJ2143使用自制违法设备将一只地球种属名为褐家鼠的老鼠（命名为LS-1）巨型化，阻扰追捕行动。LS-1的行动引起地球以老鼠为食的野猫注意，数只野猫在LS-1身后追赶。

At 21:25, an earth human named Mo Zhiduo (code-named MZD) was added behind JJ2143—LS-1—wild cat and special police agent. This earth human holds props like ancient blow darts Chasing after the detective, considering that the person has a previous transaction record with JJ2143, it is reasonable to suspect that the props in hand are illegal props made by JJ2143. In order to ensure safety, the detective divided JJ2143 in two ways around the path.

At 22:08, the unknown ethnicity of the cat planet drove the spaceship over the hunting area and called out to call for companions. Nearly a hundred earth cats were summoned to join the queue to crusade against LS-1, and LS-1 was successfully blocked.

22：12不便透露姓名的喵星球王子驾驶着飞船撞上了正准备启动的JJ2143飞船。探员赶到时JJ2143与MZD正在纠缠在一起欲行性|事，三名探员将他们分开并逮捕JJ2143。

Follow-up investigation report: After analysis by the researchers, JJ2143 and MZD were injected with a strong [Delete], which produced a strong desire and locking effect on each other, and JJ2143 became delirious due to the inability to release the effect, and the threat rating dropped from A to B -, has been transferred to the interstellar court as planned.

The agents did not have permission to arrest the Earthlings, so they left the MZD at the scene after decapitating it.According to relevant regulations, low-civilized planetary creatures are tempted by interstellar criminals, and the damage done does not exceed the territory of the planet and will not be prosecuted or recovered.

Meow Planet Palace encrypted and anonymous internal affairs Tucao group:

——Haha~ I really hope that Elder Meow and His Highness can calm down a bit, this time is an extremely secret operation of the S-level of the Interstellar Police Department, what happened to suddenly popping up to make some troubles outside the plan, we have to deal with it here There are as many diplomatic relations and apology reports as there are mountains!

- I haven't slept for two days and I feel like I'm dying

——The elder is such a jerk, taking one away is walking, and taking two is running away, so why can't the princess be brought along as well!

——Let's not talk about it, the elders of Prince Control have always disliked the princess for a long time, even if our planet is reversed, it is impossible for Meow to bring the princess back—then they know that the little highness will not want to, so they will trouble Make it stunned/anesthetized/tie it firmly before bringing it back, how can it be repaired!Escaped midway, hijacked the transfer station staff and then snatched the spaceship and fled back to Earth privately. This is a serious diplomatic accident! The complaint documents sent are already flooding the entire office!

——Mourning +1/1000

——Spot wax +5/1000

——By the way, why didn't you see Miaomiao from the PR department come in and make complaints?Don't they always say they are the busiest?

——Your Highness asked them to delete the record on Earth that it and the Crown Princess almost succeeded in a field battle in the street after their adventurous reunion——O. O! !Good meow, do you have any information? ?Hurry up and share!

The author has something to say: Caramel wrote and revised it, and finally felt that the orthodox battle adventure description has already been written in the Halloween chapter, and the ending is like a kitten, skip~ happily (unknown metaphor)

Anyway, what everyone wants to see is the scene where the little milk cat is made to cry (√) and the scene with the weird old man and the perverted fanboy is cut out, so tomorrow will be a happy side story~

感谢在2021-04-0301:12:01~2021-04-0321:56:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Qing 5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!