#Walking Accident Physique#

——Boss Su and his cat are simply the protagonists’ physiques. Wherever they go, something goes wrong——The last time I filmed a financial magazine, it collapsed, and the last time I worshiped the ancestors, the cat jumped off the building, and the contractor was hotly searched——but I think that the previous interviews with President Su were all the same. Very stable and low-key

——That is Xian Xiaoluo's fault, after all, her face is black

——[Hahaha, after all, there is no one else until that point] (this comment has been deleted)

#Mediterranean Little Milk Cat#

#Xianluo is bald#

——Hahaha This little milk cat is simply a pistachio

——The melons are big, sweet and delicious every time

——Hahahaha Poor little Luoluo is actually bald

——In this world, even milk cats can’t escape the crisis of baldness—maybe it’s just that they are small, and they are already considered old among cats——No, Mr. Su said that the kitten just took off its blue membrane, probably Just 4 months old, at most less than half a year old - round head, round bald~

——Why can the voice be heard upstairs and sang?

——But I never expected that cats wear wigs these days, and they thought it was just a cosplay——what’s the use of wearing them, and they didn’t fall off in the end

——Now the kitten is afraid to cry

——I was so worried about little Luoluo, she seemed to faint in the end

——I’m afraid he’s cheating again, his wig fell off, he’s shy and doesn’t want to see people

——Social death in the cat world (confirmed), the little female cat can no longer be found—According to the observation after the live stills are magnified [-] times, the bald edge should be caused by external forces—Impossible, kitten I can't lick the back of my head

——Then there is only one truth, and the culprit is Mr. Su!

——Holy shit hahaha that’s too much, little Luoluo kicked Mr. Su and come with me—you said it’s not good to be bald, why is it Mediterranean hahahaha—it’s so funny to be bald before you reach adulthood Ha ha

——Clearly talking about cats, why did you get an arrow in the knee

——A high school student with hair loss passing by silently

——Hairline Shift Research Monk Kneeling Silently

——A college student with thinning hair passing by silently

——Junior high school students with more gray hair crying

Afterwards, although there were still celebration entries related to the game's anniversary live broadcast, they were much weaker than those related to the kitten and Mr. Su.

I believe that anyone who has browsed short videos on the Internet, especially funny tags, has seen the snapshots of middle-aged men (usually principals or teaching directors) with their foreheads shining and their wigs falling off. The type of funny stalks are never out of date at any time, and can quickly resonate with the masses, especially in this society where the pressure is increasing and the age of balding is getting younger.

In the case of baldness, if you appear directly in front of people without a wig, you will have a kind of magnanimous spirit.But once you put it on, you want to express the meaning of [cover up, cover up, don’t want people to see, shame], so once you drop it in front of people, at that moment, even if your heart is still beating, your heart must have been. A blow of that magnitude to be cremated to ashes.

The little kitten who silently pressed off the computer screen pressed the scarf on his forehead with two paws to escape, and huddled into a small ball in the corner of the utility room.

It can't live anymore, it has no face to live on the earth anymore.

Boo, boo, boo...

If it really cried out, it would definitely be discovered by the big cat who was looking for him outside, so the fairy kitten could only shed sad tears in the lake of heart over and over again.

The big cat with bright colors, smooth and long hair from a distance is looking for the little milk cat everywhere in the corridors and rooms with its paws much bigger than the kitten.The exposure of the head was already laughed at on the set yesterday, but luckily the kitten passed out at that time, but unfortunately the portrait had already been sent to tens of millions of viewers through the live broadcast.

Obviously, I have reminded myself that the kitten will not let the kitten look at the computer the whole time after it wakes up, but I really need to reflect on myself who ran to the kitchen to make milk tea after being teased twice.

Master bedroom, living room, dining room, second bedroom...

Wall cabinets, drawers, carpets, sofa bottoms...

Although I couldn't find a cute kitten yet, because the door was locked, the kitten must be inside the house, and Su Sanhua was in a relatively relaxed mood.

The little milk cat is really good at hide-and-seek games. Thinking about it this way, the three-flowered cat walks through the corridor to the last utility room. Everything in the room is covered with a white dustproof cloth. There are a lot of debris, which is relatively formed. There are also many gaps and dead corners, and it is a big project for the cat body to remove all the dustproof cloth.

"Meow~?"

"Meow meow~ woo?"

Called the kitten's name loudly, but of course there was no answer.

How to do it?Do you want to turn this room upside down directly, or go to another place to confirm it again?After thinking briefly, Sanhuamao decided to choose the second one.Just when he jumped off what looked like a stool leg and was about to turn around and walk towards the door, something special and quite conspicuous caught his eye.

At the bottom of the snow-white covering cloth is a short brown tail. It has no eyes, but it is hooked like "it has been discovered~" and the tail is pointed. It is the biggest enemy of cats when they hide and seek. It's his own tail.

In order not to frighten the little milk cat, Sanhuamao reminded in advance, "Meow~" {Luo Luo, I found you~} Obviously, the dark shadow like a small ball under the cloth was startled , but probably thought it was just a test, so he didn't make a sound.

How to remind the little cat that he has been found?

The Sanhuamao decided to bite down on the half of the small brown tail that betrayed its owner, and tentatively bit the tip of the tail with its long mouth.

There is no movement, can't you feel it?

The big cat bit its tail and pulled it out slightly,

"Meow!--"

"Boom."

"Woo~"

The little milk cat was instantly frightened and jumped up reflexively, then was knocked over by the pile of debris and fell back to the ground.

Su Sanhua quickly put down the little tail in her mouth, "{Xianluo, I'm sorry, I just want to remind you, are you okay?}"

"~~" The kitty snorted and did not speak, feeling seven-point wronged and three-point complaining.

The three-flowered cat lifted the cover and got in. Although it wanted to lick the little milk cat, but considering that it would be hell-level and terrible to create a "Caspian Sea" or "Lake Superior" next to the Mediterranean Sea, so I just Gently approaching the kitten to pass on his own temperature, but the Siamese kitten warmed by the child's body temperature warmed him up instead.

"{Xian Luo, is your body really alright?}"

"{It's okay meow, meow just accepted the energy given to meow by Uncle Wang, and I couldn't absorb it and just fainted.}"

The opal contains the energy collected by Uncle Arno's life. Xianluo is like lying in a warm and colorful ocean in a coma, feeling the warmth of his family, just like crying when he was teased by his brothers when he was a child, Uncle Wang Take it around to play, all the pain and sorrow fly away and wake up feeling refreshed.

In fact, the whole body is full of strength now, and the four little feet that have been showing no signs have changed color smoothly, and now they are wearing warm brown gloves.Even the "1 yuan land" is growing at a super speed with little white hair tips.

Su Sanhua wanted to say something to improve the atmosphere: "{It's true, yes, the blessing, now Xianluo's fluff has grown. The imperial doctor said that the most important and time-consuming growth is the budding stage. After coming out, it will grow very quickly, and it will return to its original appearance in about a month!}”

"{Is it...}" The little cat became even more depressed.

This is indeed good news, but it is too late after people all over the world have seen the skin on its head. Even if it grows back in the future, the history of its baldness and the head of the Mediterranean cat will be nailed forever The pillar of shame is on!

The feelings that were extremely melancholy began to bottom out and turned into raging anger, and it was all my fault!Although the reason for the fainting was that it had many hands, but when he went out, he patted his heart and vowed, "Xian Luo's head will be guarded by me!" 'Who is such a manifesto!

It's got its hair cover ripped off, and its head is facing the camera so aggressively!

The angrily little milk cat kicked over the computer with a jio, and jumped on the big cat, biting and scratching, making the bright and beautiful three-color soft long hair look like a messy kitten's nest.

This is the end of the matter, it will also bald the flowers!

Since they are husband and wife cats, they should have the same difficulties!

Sanhuamao, who didn't know the little cat's sinister intentions, lay down obediently, happily enjoying the milk cat's stepping on milk that he had never enjoyed since making the little cat angry.

President Su suggested whether to use the power of capital to suppress the fake hot search, but Xianluo refused. Although the feeling of being ridiculed was terrible, it was so embarrassed and ashamed that it wanted to escape from the earth.But the energy surge brought about by this is also real, Prince Xiaomiao is reluctant, if such a high popularity is not for this kind of content, Xiaomiao has already bought hot searches for herself by now.

Therefore, President Su decided to blew himself up, and simply made a few more hot searches for meows, and he could suppress himself.

The first is to carry your own pot,

Xian Xiaoluo's President Su Su Group V: The kitten was licked bald by it. /Picture: The big cat presses the little milk cat and kisses the little head.jpg Then the affiliation of the little cat is released,

Xian Xiaoluo's President Su Su Group V: I agree to this marriage. /Picture: Sanhua cat lowers its head and touches nose with Siamese kitten.jpg Finally, he came out publicly.

Xian Xiaoluo's President Su Su Group V: The owner of Sanhuamao is my fiancé.

A complete set of three combos, successfully took away the attention of the wig headlines, and also blew up the server and fish pond several times.

Fairy Kitten and Mr. Su will not know how many engineers and media practitioners lost their hair because of their relationship on this day.

The author has something to say: I’m sorry for the late update. The place where Caramel is located has sold out the rabies vaccine, so I have to go to the place where I have to drive two hours back and forth to get it. If there is no caramel to save the manuscript, the time is a bit tight orz.

When I called for consultation, I realized that vaccines are not available in tertiary hospitals.The nurse in charge also said that the demand has been very high recently, and there is a shortage of goods everywhere. When the caramel arrived, there happened to be an aunt who was getting the first injection because she scratched the cat's tail.

It seems that spring is here, and it will be more difficult to serve the masters when they are active. Everyone who has masters at home, please be careful

感谢在2021-03-1823:15:21~2021-03-1919:38:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Qing; 1 bottle of Ximing;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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