The little Gongmeow of the CEO's house is too clingy

In order to get a Sanhua cat and successfully pluck a good cat, Xianluo has recently purchased various cat toys that are selling well online.

Xian Luo held a feather stick like a fishing rod to cast bait, and several colorful feathers swayed in the air as if pushed by the current.

However, the big three-colored cat lay motionless on the carpet with its paws in its mouth, like a sphinx.In order to confirm whether the big cat is pretending to be calm, Xian Luo deliberately went around to the front of the big cat.

The calendula-colored clear cat pupils did not fluctuate, Xian Xiaoluo looked at the big motionless tail behind the cat, and it seemed that she was really not interested.

Strange, it is clearly stated on the Internet that 95% of cats cannot refuse this.It seems that Huahua is the remaining 5%, um, as expected of Huahua, she is special.

So Xianluo took out another eight-story luxury cat turntable, an orange spiral disc, with bright red, blue and green balls inside, the passage is half hollow, and the rolling balls appear and disappear, which is very fishy cat.

"..." Sanhuamao yawned lazily, Xian Xiaomiao is really energetic during the holidays.

Xian Xiaoluo didn't give up, and kept flipping the mechanism to make the three small balls roll in circles, but the big cat didn't even bother to give him a look.

It should be that this kind of mechanical rotation is too monotonous, and it is difficult to arouse the interest of the old (crossed out) big cat with hundreds of years of experience.

Drawing on experience, Xian Xiaoluo took out the whack-a-mole box this time. Knowing how powerful the big cat is, he specially bought the Super Hell difficulty version with a total of 36 holes.

"Liao Liao~ let's play! This is a test of speed!" Xian Xiaoluo sat cross-legged behind the box and pressed the switch, and two little gray mice popped out of the hole.

"{No, I just want to sleep, Xianluo, you can play by yourself.}" I don't know if it has something to do with the approaching estrus period, but Su Tianliao feels that he is more likely to be tired and lethargic recently.But he was too embarrassed to ask President Turtle just this question, so he could only grab various pieces of time to rest like squeezing toothpaste, so the big chunks of sleep time like weekends are even more precious to him .

"Why do you want to play this alone?" Xian Xiaoluo pursed her moist lips in dissatisfaction, and rolled her eyes, "Ah~ well, Liao Liao can rest if you want to rest, meow won't bother you."

Xian Xiaoluo pretended to pack up and leave, "After all~ I heard that people don't like to move and sleep when they are old, maybe cats are the same, so let's go—"

"Crack" A cat's paw covered with white velvet powder pressed the whack-a-mole cardboard box.

"Oh!" {Wait! } The big cat still has drowsy golden pupils and watery eyes staring sharply at the little bastard again. Of course it knows that this is a provocative method, and it's not good enough, but it's just angry, and it can't say anything about it!

"Ow!" {Come on, let's make a quick decision, if I win, you should be quiet and let me have a good sleep. }"No problem~" Xian Luo is full of confidence. He often won No.1 in the reaction competition when he was a cat star, and the game of whack-a-mole did not set a good standard for winning or losing. OK.Even if he couldn't compete at the beginning, he can still grow in the game, and then overtake, and finally declare himself victory in due course.

Xian Xiaoluo, who doesn't think it's too despicable to be a referee and an athlete at the same time, is about to put it on and Sanhuamao. Xian Xiaoluo, who has read many books, feels that this kind of script can easily make the one in love long for the other, and he also wants Huahua to feel that he is strong, tall, and manly. .

However, Xian Xiaomiao forgot that there is an old saying in Huaguo called "one force will defeat ten meetings". To put it bluntly, all plans are shredded paper in the face of absolute power.

Seeing the paper mouse that was separated after a few flashes of cold light, Xian Xiaoluo finally understood why the always shrewd and thoughtful President Mao started playing without explaining the rules of the game.Obviously, it loses when all the rats are killed.

Xian Xiaoluo ignited, took out his fastest hand speed and threw himself into the battle.

Then at the fastest speed - 5:[-] seconds, all the people who were killed did not stay, and quickly retreated.

Hmph, the victory of the strong is often decided in an instant. Xian Xiaoluo, who fought against the five scum, was a bit of a defeated martial artist and left with a box full of rat corpses. Looking at her from the back, she looked desolate and desolate. .

Su Sanhua saw it, but didn't try to coax it. A naughty child should be taught a lesson. He dared to use his age as an issue. Hmph, he won't be on the house for three days.

Xian Luo put the cardboard box destroyed by the big cat into a recyclable box, and put the other toys that the big cat was not interested in and probably would not play with in the packing box, and asked Slang to donate them to the stray animal shelter tomorrow.

Um?what is this?Xian Luo picked up a pink racket, he didn't remember that he had bought this item before, did the seller deliver the wrong item?

The upright Xian Luo rummaged through and found the invoice, "Gift: Cat beat (random color)*1".

Pussy beat?What are you using it for, hitting cats?Isn't this cat abuse?No way, he placed the order from a very serious store, so he wouldn't send this kind of thing to customers.

Xian Xiaoluo asked the customer service immediately if she didn't understand, and the customer service returned him a demonstration cat video. Xian Luo looked at the big cat with the back of its head facing him, put on the earphones and clicked on it.

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...o///o...

Xian Xiaoluo seemed to have opened the door to a new world. In addition to the videos given to him by the customer service, he also found a lot of cat videos of grandma on the Internet, and found that there are not a few cats who like this kind of cat.

Xian Luo put down her phone and looked at the back of Sanhuamao's head again, would Huahua do the same?Probably not, Huahua is not even interested in the toys that [-]% of cats will like, not to mention this kind of gift...

But the video also said that the bigger the cat, the more it likes this trick...

Or, just give it a try?

Xian Xiaoluo grabbed the beat itchingly, and Mao Mao sneakily approached the long-haired three-colored cat whose back was facing him.

Su Sanhua's ears trembled. Even if she was relaxed at home and half asleep, it would be hard to tell if Xian Xiaoluo was in the form of a kitten, but the footsteps of the human form were too obvious for cat ears.

What kind of tricks does this kitty want to do, surprise attack?Su Sanhua sighed silently, the brat is young and energetic because he loves to toss around.Forget it, let him go, whatever he likes, let it be a big cat doll without a soul

"Snapped-"

"Meow↗↘↗↗~~~~" This cry is like a nine-turn loop, the lingering sound is lingering, and there is even an echo in the empty hall. It can be described in one word-extremely rippling.

Su Tianliao, who came back to his senses, was also frightened by his own cry. The whole long-haired cat jumped one meter high from the ground like a frightened bird. A beat-like beat was pressing on the base of its tail, and the one holding it was Xian Xiaoluo who had a dazed face and hadn't reacted yet.

Xian Xiaoluo blinked her gem-like eyes, looked at the fried-haired junior who was staring at him in disbelief, and showed a meaningful smile.

Are you ~something wrong~?There is a situation~

Although she didn't say it, Su Sanhua clearly heard the kitten's evil laughter.Turn your head around quickly so that the tail is tucked behind.

"Oh~ I didn't expect Huahua to like this?"

"Oh meow! Meow! Meow!" {I am not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense! }Thinking of the strange feeling of hell just like an instant electrification, Su Sanhua's scalp tingled, how could he? !impossible!However, the aftertaste that still remained at the base of the tail made its hind legs numb.

Xian Xiaoluo patted the pink pad on the palm of her hand, "Meow didn't use much force just now, the reaction is so strong~"

"{I was just taken aback!}"

"You can deceive people with your words, but you can't lie to Meow." Xian Luo hummed and approached step by step, and the big cat retreated step by step, "When Meow approached, I saw your ears moving. I know that the cat is approaching. And the cry just now is not the cat's reaction after being frightened."

"{What do you want to do?}" The helpless and beautiful Sanhua big cat was cornered, meowing anxiously.

"Meow just wanted to verify it," Xian Luo threw the big cat down. Of course, the big cat couldn't do what he wanted, and immediately melted into a non-Newtonian liquid like a constant temperature loach, trying to escape.

Xian Xiaoluo even used her legs, and she was able to hold the Sanhua cat in place with both hands and feet. She was so tired that she was panting: "Huhu, Huahua don't struggle, there is no need to be shy, meow just wants to give Huahua a massage and relax. Well."

"{You call this a massage?!}" Su Sanhua thumped the meat ball on the ground.

"It's just a massage. Don't you see that when humans beat their backs, don't they also hit their backs with something like a hammer?" The big cat's strength to break free when it is serious is not covered. He escaped, so he had no choice but to temporarily put down the beat, and use his whole body to press on the big cat.

"Okay, okay, don't make money for Huahua, if you don't like the beat, just let it go, look, Meow has already let go."

Seeing that the brat had already disarmed, Su Sanhua relaxed a little, but she still didn't let go of her guard completely, "Meow——mi!" }Xian Xiaoluo did as she did, and then looked at the moment when the big cat under her was relaxing, raised her hand high, and said "Pa! Papa, papa, papa!"

"Meow! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~!"

Xian Luo used the upgraded speed when he hit the mole just now, and used the Eighteen Palms of Jiangmao, and moved towards the 108 combo with both hands at the speed of hitting afterimages!

When Su Sanhua was hit for the fifth time, she had no power to resist and spread into a puddle of pussy water on the ground, and her three-color fluffy tail, which was nearly half a meter long and looked like a feather pole, stood up vigorously.

The eyes of the big three-colored cat were blank, and the electric current that paralyzed the cat ran wildly in the body, completely losing the ability to think, and turned into a meowing cat that could only meow.

The author has something to say: This is the cat version of "Ansai Waist Drum". There are capable people on the Internet who use their own cats to simulate audio games. I am really convinced.