When I came back, I became a piece of crap

The system was shocked: "How is that possible! It will take at least ten years for him to absorb all these life springs!"

But the fact is that he is indeed going to come out, no matter what the reason is, the most important thing for them now is to deliver Mu Hanxiao.

Qin Yun wasn't there when Mu Hanxiao gave birth to Xiaobao last time. Although he knew how other men gave birth to babies, this was the first time he saw Mu Hanxiao giving birth to him, so he still had to do it himself. Delivering the baby, no matter how stable he is usually, he will turn into an ant on a hot pot at this time, and he is at a loss and doesn't know what to do.

The system was even more flustered than him, and it was even more hopeless. Mu Hanxiao had already experienced it before, so he calmly told Qin Yun: "Bring the dagger."

"Oh, a dagger!" Qin Yun hurriedly took out a dagger he made himself from the space, it was still a high-level spirit martial arts, and asked a little stammeringly: "Well, what next? Do you want to take off your pants?"

System: "Definitely! Otherwise, how will the baby come out?"

Mu Hanxiao said, "No need, just take off your clothes."

"Oh oh oh!" Qin Yun took a deep breath, tried to calm himself down, and untied Mu Hanxiao's belt, revealing his tall and round belly.

It can already be seen that the belly at this time is like a balloon stretched to the extreme, with a thin layer of skin, which is still somewhat transparent, as if it could be burst at any time, but the one inside is still very unstable, stretch out your hand here, Kick over there, although the speed is so slow that it seems to be in slow motion, but this looks even more shocking, okay?

Qin Yun hurriedly stroked the place that was about to bulge slowly again, "Second treasure, lightly lightly, be careful to burst Daddy's stomach and I will spank your ass."

The system complained: "What the hell is Erbao's name?"

Qin Yun took it for granted: "Of course it's his nickname. My elder brother is Xiaobao, so of course he's the second treasure. But he's only called if he's obedient. If he's not obedient, he'll be called Ergouzi."

Mu Hanxiao didn't comment on this, and expressed his support, who made this little thing so troublesome.

The little thing really shrank back and didn't move any more, and somehow felt aggrieved, like a little cabbage whose father doesn't love its mother.

Seeing this, Qin Yun and the system both breathed a sigh of relief.

Mu Hanxiao leaned halfway on Qin Yun's body, and said, "Use a dagger to cut it open."

"What?" Qin Yun was so frightened that he could barely hold the dagger.

"What?" The system fell to the ground with a thud, and said tearfully, "It was obviously not like this when Papa Mu gave birth to Xiaobao!"

Mu Hanxiao said calmly: "That's because Xiaobao is not as fat as he eats."

Qin Yun silently looked at Mu Hanxiao as if he had kicked a big watermelon in the stomach, maybe it weighed a pound?I really can't refute it. With such a big one, a natural delivery might be more painful than a caesarean section. How could he be willing?

"System." Regarding Mu Hanxiao and the child, Qin Yun still calmed himself down.

The system immediately understood what he meant. With a shiver, all the suitable wound medicines were piled up as high as a hill. Inside were hemostatic medicines, golden medicines, anesthetics, blood-tonifying medicines, anti-inflammatory medicines...

The corners of Mu Hanxiao's eyes twitched, and he said weakly, "Don't be so nervous, this little injury is nothing to a foundation cultivator."

Both the system and Qin Yun were stunned for a moment. It was obvious that both of them had been forgotten, and they were just treated as ordinary people.

Thinking of his own and Mu Hanxiao's strength, Qin Yun was still flustered in his heart, his face was as calm as an old dog, at least when it comes to knives, his hands must be steady.Carefully wiped a layer of anesthetic on Mu Hanxiao's stomach, then picked up the dagger and stroked it lightly, the skin was cut open without any blood flow out.

Qin Yun quickly took out a chubby ball that weighed more than eight catties that was wrapped in a white, crystal-like afterbirth like flesh, wrapped it casually in the newly taken out clothes, put it aside, and wanted to treat Mu Hanxiao's wound.

Then I was surprised to find that the wound was really healing quickly, and within a few breaths, it had returned to the original intact state, as if the caesarean section just now was just their illusion, and it seemed to have become whiter and more lustrous... Yun couldn't help touching the well-proportioned abdominal muscles with his negative hand, and felt the person under him tremble. The familiar touch made him unable to put it down, and he wanted to...

"Ah! Shame! I dare not look at it!"

Both of them were startled, and saw that the system covered itself with a hand that was bigger than its round body, and showed huge finger gaps. They said they didn't dare to look at it. If they had eyes, they were afraid that the eyeballs would be damaged. It's about to fly out of the eye socket.

With a wave of his hand, Mu Hanxiao pushed Qin Yun out and smashed it against the wall of the space, stood up calmly, and closed his clothes, but his red ears and tight lips betrayed his embarrassment at this time.

Qin Yun explained to himself awkwardly: "Well, I just want to check to see if the wound is really healed."

The system despised him: "If I hadn't been here, you would have checked into the bed. Do you still remember why Daddy Mu was injured?" After finishing speaking, it was stunned, "By the way, why do I feel like something is missing? .”

Mu Hanxiao's face changed drastically: "Crying! Erbao didn't cry!"

People with common sense know that when a child is just born, he has to howl to prove that he is able to breathe. If there is no sound, it means that he is either dumb or unable to breathe.No matter which of these two kinds, it is not acceptable for parents and elder brothers.

The two of them hurriedly looked at Er Bao who was wrapped in clothes and placed on the ground without reason, and saw that the transparent afterbirth on Er Bao's body had shriveled up, wrapping Xiao Bao tightly, like a little mummy.

Mu Hanxiao hurriedly peeled off the shriveled afterbirth, revealing tender and jelly-like skin, with small facial features, hands and feet curled up, eyes closed, not a little red and wrinkled like a newborn baby, but like a A delicious ginseng fruit.

Thinking of this, Qin Yun really had the urge to bite down.Realizing his own thoughts, he shuddered in his heart, stopped quickly, and told himself secretly, no, this is your son, you can't be such a beast!

He raised his head to look at Mu Hanxiao, fortunately Mu Hanxiao didn't find anything, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

Mu Hanxiao checked the second treasure carefully, there was anger and heartbeat, although it was almost nonexistent, but at least it proved that he was alive, just: "Why doesn't he cry?"

"Don't worry, I'll take a look." Qin Yun took Erbao and slapped him on the buttocks, and heard from Granny Wen that if a child doesn't cry at birth, he must be spanked until he cries.

At first, he was afraid that the second treasure would be broken, so Qin Yun still used very light force, but when he saw that it was useless, he gradually increased his force, and shook while patting.

After patting several times, Er Bao finally reacted, his eyelids slowly opened, and in his moist eyes, a pair of dark green eyes stared at Qin Yun for a while, in Qin Yun's joy and worry, Slowly turned upwards, revealing the whites of the eyes.

Qin Yun: "...Why do I feel that he is rolling his eyes at me?"

Mu Hanxiao, the system: "..."

Er Bao's eyes slowly fell back, and he looked at Qin Yun again, his eyes seemed to say, it's good that you know, then they closed slowly again, and even yawned a little.

Qin Yun: "..."

Qin Yun: "Heh, I heard that a newborn baby must not cry, otherwise he will suffocate to death, so he should be spanked until he can cry." After speaking, he continued to shoot, even more forcefully.

Such a bear at birth, it really deserves a beating!

Erbao finally felt aggrieved and let out a small groan, his eyes were watery, his mouth was shrunken like an upside-down crescent moon, and the whole baby was wilted, looking like a ravaged cabbage, very pitiful up.

Mu Hanxiao let out a dry cough to cover up her little schadenfreude, and took the second treasure from Qin Yun.

As soon as Er Bao returned to his arms, he felt the comforting feeling, his eyes closed slowly, and he stretched his arms and legs slowly, making Qin Yun and Mu Hanxiao seem to see the leaves slowly stretching in the spring rain. shoots.

Mu Hanxiao worriedly asked the system, "Xiaoxi, come and see if there is any problem with his body?"

The system immediately used twelve points of strength to scan Erbao's whole body from top to bottom, and finally came to the conclusion that this guy is full of food due to premature birth, so he needs more sleep to refine the life spring in his body Cultivate the body.

This happened precisely because he couldn't absorb all the springs of life at once, but he was afraid that Mu Hanxiao would snatch them from him, so he simply sucked all the springs of life into his body in one go. As a result, the body is puffy and fat, and it grows up to the point where it can be born in advance.

But his soul is still very weak and does not match his body, so he can only rely on sleep to cultivate and absorb and refine the spiritual spring of life in his body.That's why I'm so sleepy.

After listening to the system's analysis, both Qin Yun and Mu Hanxiao couldn't help twitching the corners of their mouths.

Qin Yun: "I thought this would be a smart one, but I didn't expect him to be stupider than my brother. Little Treasure knows not to eat too much at once, otherwise he will have a stomachache, so he will only eat. See if he can hold him up!"

Mu Hanxiao felt a little guilty: "It's my fault, I shouldn't scare him like that."

Qin Yun quickly shook the pot, "Nonsense, if he hadn't been too greedy to suck all the life springs into your dantian at once, we could collect all the life springs and absorb and refine them for him every day." How could it become like this at one point?"

The system also nodded again and again: "Although it's not the fault of the son teaching the father, it still needs to be taught by Father Mu and the host in time!"

Mu Hanxiao thought of how he had been forced to have a big belly for half a month because of Erbao's greed and domineering. The most important thing was that such an ugly appearance was watched by Qin Yun every day for half a month. Guilt is thrown away.

Therefore, because Xiao Erbao had tormented his father before he was born, he not only shocked everyone but also gave his father a blank stare after he was born, and was unanimously disgusted by the whole family.

Although he dislikes it, Qin Yun still likes this youngest son very much, so he discussed with Mu Hanxiao to name him Qin Junrui.

In Qin Yun's words, this kid is so stupid, give him the word "Rui", so as not to be abducted because he is too stupid and have to count the money.

After saying this, after a while, Er Bao slowly opened his eyes, gave him a blank stare, closed them slowly, and continued to sleep.

Seeing him like this, Qin Yun became even more worried: "Why is his reaction so slow? Is it because the soul and body are not compatible?"

Mu Hanxiao and the system couldn't answer this question for a while, so they could only continue to observe to see if there were any other questions.

Then I discovered more problems with Erbao.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Erbao: Actually, I am a cabbage.

Xiaobao: Brother, I learned a nice song from my father, can I sing it to you?Little cabbage, ground yellow, my father doesn't hurt me, my mother doesn't love me.It's a good life to follow the parents, but I'm afraid that the parents will give birth to a brother.There is an older brother who is seven years older and closer than me.My brother eats noodles, I drink soup, hold up the bowl, weeping~

Erbao: ...Wow!I don't want to be a cabbage anymore!

补上前天的，晚上还有两章感谢在2020-03-0523：58：26~2020-03-0813：52：33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Dabaishu fir; no ink... bottle; 417810642 bottles; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!