When I came back, I became a piece of crap

Xiaobao and the system were having fun in their dreams, but in reality, Qin Yun and Mu Hanxiao were in love all day long.

Qin Yun, who had finally fulfilled his long-cherished wish to be able to embrace his beloved again, wished he could be united with Mu Hanxiao forever and never be separated.

At the beginning, when he just ate the sacred fruit of the wood spirit, he felt his whole body was swollen and about to explode.

He resisted the madness that was on the verge of explosion, and carefully guided his refined spiritual power into Mu Hanxiao's meridian dantian through dual cultivation.

This pure wood spirit power full of vitality really quickly repaired Mu Hanxiao's damaged meridians and dantian.

The toxins in his body were also completely removed, and even the hidden wounds and severed hamstrings on his body began to recover.

The energy in Qin Yun's body was sucked away, the sense of explosion disappeared, and his whole body was as if he was on a cloud, not knowing where it was going to be.

Then, he discovered that Mu Hanxiao's dantian was like a bottomless black hole, constantly absorbing the spiritual power in his body, without any sign of stopping.

Until all the spiritual power of the holy fruit of the wood spirit was absorbed, there was still no sign of stopping, and he was still eager to absorb the supernatural power in his body.

Qin Yun:?

etc!Is this really a mutually beneficial dual-cultivation technique, rather than some kind of furnace-ding technique that is specially used for supplementation?

Then, Mu Hanxiao kicked Qin Yun out of bed and kicked him out of the cellar, who couldn't pay the food.

Fortunately, Mu Hanxiao kicked quickly, otherwise Qin Yun's cultivation would have been absorbed.

Qin Yun put on a pair of trousers indiscriminately and stood at the entrance of the cellar holding the sleeping Xiaobao. There were still scratches criss-crossing on his muscular upper body, and there were a few bite marks on his neck, and the teeth marks on it were clearly visible. One can imagine this The field is intense.

It's just that his whole body is messy in the wind now.

Being kicked out of bed by his wife because he couldn't pay the food was too detrimental to his dignity as a man.

The system sensed it, and when it came out of the sleeping space, it saw such a bewildered host, and said in surprise, "Hey, host, you ended so soon? Didn't the novel say that the first time you have to come for at least three days and three days?" Night or seven days and seven nights! I have already figured out how to coax Xiaobao. Why did he come out after only one day?"

The wound on the heart was stabbed three more times, and someone from Qin died.

Qin Yun became angry and said: "Adults, what can you, a 5-year-old child, understand? Stop reading some messy novels! Children should think about children's affairs!"

The system was so shocked that it turned into a big white eyeball and stared at him accusingly: "That's not what you said when you asked me to practice dual exercises."

Qin Yun choked, and coughed embarrassingly with his fist on his lips, "Well, it was my fault, I was too eager at that time, and I forgot that you were only five years old and a child. But you must not think about these things in the future There is no end to it. Especially reading some messy novels, you must know that novels are deceiving, you know?"

The system obediently clicked up and down, and then asked suspiciously: "Master, why hasn't your cultivation increased at all? It seems to be a little damaged. Could it be that your dual cultivation made a mistake? Then what happened to Papa Mu? ? Is he okay?" The more the system spoke, the more frightened it became.

"He's fine." What could be wrong?Almost squeezed myself dry!It's you who has something to do!

Qin Yun's face contorted for a moment, he endured it, and finally had to ask the system, the 5-year-old "child", about the exercises: "Is there something wrong with your exercises?"

The system was innocent and confused: "Isn't everything explained in the exercise book? What's the problem?"

Qin Yun: "..." I was so stupid to think that the system would know something.

Qin Yun didn't bother to ask any more. When he came out of the cellar, he paid close attention to Mu Hanxiao's situation. There was nothing wrong with him. There were signs of a significant improvement in his cultivation. In short, when Mu Hanxiao came out, he would know what was going on. .

Qin Yun didn't bother to pay attention to the system's teasing about the various traces on his body. He put Xiaobao on the bed, dug out the clothes in the closet and put them on, and then asked the system to wake Xiaobao up.

Xiaobao woke up in a daze, rubbed his eyes, and there was still a smile on his face, seeing Qin Yun, he immediately threw himself into Qin Yun's arms happily: "Father! You and Daddy gave birth to the little brother? I Where's your little brother?" He said, still looking around in Qin Yun's arms.

Qin Yun's face froze, and he glanced at the guilty system angrily, and said to Xiaobao with a smile: "Little Bao, my little brother hasn't been born yet, you have to wait patiently."

Xiaobao was a little disappointed, "Oh, when will the little brother be born?"

Qin Yun couldn't bear to hit him, so he could only continue to coax him: "That depends on when my brother is willing to come out."

Xiaobao nodded his head, sighed solemnly: "I know, my brother is too lazy to come out. After he comes out, I will definitely teach him well so that he will not be so lazy in the future." , otherwise I will be spanked by my father."

Qin Yun was amused by his little adult appearance, "Okay, when the time comes, you, the older brother, must teach the younger brother well so that he can't be lazy." As for when he grows up, he finds that there are no younger brothers who will If there is any reaction, that will be a matter of the future.

Xiaobao asked about Mu Hanxiao again, but Qin Yun prevaricated him by saying that he was too tired and still resting, so he didn't want to disturb him.

Xiao Bao expressed his understanding, and sighed, "It's really tiring to have a little brother, but the little brother is still so disobedient, so lazy and won't come out."

Hearing this, Qin Yun staggered and almost hit the wall.

The system hid aside, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

Qin Yun carried Xiao Bao out of the room, and saw half of the house collapsed, even the kitchen was not spared.

When Xiaobao saw his house collapsed like this, he was stupefied, and after a while, his mouth was flattened, and he was about to cry.

Qin Yun quickly comforted him: "It's okay, this house is too dilapidated, and it's time to build a bigger and more beautiful house after it collapsed."

When Xiaobao heard this, he stopped crying immediately, and said happily, "It's bigger than Brother Gousheng's house!"

Qin Yun nodded, thinking in his heart, should he take this opportunity to move directly to the town and buy a bigger and more beautiful house in the town?

His current cultivation base needs to be stabilized, and the best way to stabilize it is to forge weapons. In order to receive business more conveniently, it is better to go to the town.

However, after Mu Hanxiao recovers, he may need to find wild animals in the mountains to practice, and it will be inconvenient if he moves to the town.

Let's wait until he comes out.

Qin Yun put Xiaobao down, let him and the system play in the only half of the yard left, and started cleaning up the rubble in the house by himself.

At this time, the wild beasts had disappeared, and almost all the wild beasts retreated. The remaining one or two beasts that hadn't had time to leave became the prey of the villagers.

One after another, some villagers climbed out of the cellar and hugged each other and wept with joy when they saw that their houses were intact, or that their walls were only damaged.

When half of the house collapsed, one could only sigh and sigh, rejoicing that at least the other half could still be occupied.As for the houses that have completely collapsed, the village head still needs to bring people to dig them out. The whole family can only hug each other and cry, lamenting that it will cost a lot of money to repair the house.

When Luo Hongwen, the village chief's son, came to look for Qin Yun with the dog leftover, Qin Yun had already cleaned out the kitchen and was disemboweling the wild boar that had been beaten.

Luo Hongwen smiled politely at Qin Yun: "Seeing from a distance that the third young master's house has mostly collapsed, I am still worried. I am relieved to see that you have got such a big wild boar despite nothing."

Seeing the big wild boar drooling, Gou Sheng said very flatteringly: "Sir, I heard from Xiao Bao that your cooking skills are very good! Can I stay tonight to taste your cooking skills?" craftsmanship?"

After Gousheng failed in his apprenticeship, Qin Yun was still willing to teach him how to practice martial arts, so he decided to call him Mr. Gousheng instead.

Luo Hongwen slapped his son on the head in disdain: "You are worthless, you are a wild boar!"

Gou Sheng was afraid of him as an old man at all, so he gave him a supercilious look: "You are amazing, I don't see you bringing back a wild boar!"

Luo Hongwen choked, so angry that he wanted to beat him.

Qin Yun prevented the scene of his father beating his son that might happen next, and said with a smile: "Gousheng can be regarded as half of my student, today is the day of the rest of everyone's life after the catastrophe, let him stay and have a meal with us Bar."

In any case, Xiaobao is a better playmate. If they decide to move away, they may not see each other for a long time. Let them spend more time together as a child.

Gou Sheng was very happy, and proudly made faces at Luo Hongwen.

Luo Hongwen was very helpless.

Qin Yun sent Gousheng to play with Xiaobao, and asked casually, "How is the situation in the village? Is there any accident in any family?"

Speaking of this, Luo Hongwen sighed: "Except for Luo Linzhao, other people's houses are at most destroyed and they have no place to live."

"Oh? What happened to Luo Linzhao's family?" Qin Yun continued busy cutting up the big wild boar in his hand.

Luo Hongwen looked at him, found nothing wrong, and continued to sigh: "Their family doesn't know what happened, the cellar caught fire, and the whole family was burnt without even the ashes. It's really miserable! My father is now He was dealing with the funeral affairs over there, and he couldn't make it clear, so I brought him over to see if there is anything wrong with you."

Qin Yun said insincerely: "It's really miserable, so I should remind them to pay attention to fire prevention before entering the cellar."

The corner of Luo Hongwen's mouth twitched. Can fire prevention help?A fire that can burn people without ashes can be seen at a glance that it is not an ordinary fire.

What's more, there is one of them who is a martial artist in the third level of body forging!Even if there was a real fire in the cellar, with Luo Linzhao's strength, even if it was too late to put out the fire, he could still open the cellar and escape.

But even he disappeared without a sound, so it can only be said that this fire is really not an ordinary fire!

From this point of view, Qin Yun, who is a fire master who can control flames and has a grudge against Luo Linzhao, is very suspicious.

But he didn't have to get to the bottom of it. Luo Linzhao's death would be good for his family, so he wouldn't have to worry about Luo Linzhao's cultivation base breaking through the fourth level of body training and snatching his father's position as village chief.

When Luo Hongwen was leaving, Qin Yun also gave him a big wild boar leg, but Luo Hongwen refused several times, so he accepted it.

That night, Qin Yun cooked a sumptuous whole pig feast, steamed pig brains, braised pig heads, sweet and sour pork ribs, roasted pig feet with sauce, wild vegetable pig liver soup, sauerkraut fried large intestines, and Xiao Bao's favorite big meat buns.

Xiaobao and Gousheng ate their mouths full of greasy food, and their stomachs were so full that they stopped because Qin Yun refused to let them eat.

The two children didn't eat much, and the rest went into Qin Yun's stomach. There was nothing he could do, the consumption was too much, and he urgently needed to replenish energy.

Several days later, the villagers had already started to repair their houses and started to live a peaceful life again, and Mu Hanxiao finally came out of the cellar after finishing the retreat.

Seeing Mu Hanxiao regaining his appearance, Qin Yun, Xiaobao and the system were all stunned.

Xiao Bao was still in a daze for a long time, not daring to recognize him, he let Mu Hanxiao pick him up in a daze, and recognized him only after feeling the familiar aura.

"Daddy, you look so good when you wake up after sleeping for such a long time! This is the Sleeping Beauty Xiaoxi talked about, right?"

These days, at night, the system will pull Xiaobao into the sleeping space to play with him, and tell Xiaobao the bedtime stories he has collected, including the fairy tale of Sleeping Beauty.

The corner of Qin Yun's mouth twitched when he heard it. He had heard the story of Sleeping Beauty occasionally in the last days, and it was not what Xiao Bao said. I really don't know how this kid listened to the story.

Mu Hanxiao smiled softly and kindly, and his whole body was exuding a soft light, "Yes, so Xiaobao must sleep well in the future. Only by sleeping well can he grow taller and become more beautiful."

Xiao Bao nodded heavily, his eyes were full of stars: "Yes! I will definitely sleep well in the future!"

Mu Hanxiao patted his head: "Xiaobao is so good."

Qin Yun frowned slightly. He could see that there was a lingering sorrow on Mu Hanxiao's brows, and he was not overjoyed that his cultivation base and body had fully recovered. Could something have happened?

Is it related to the abnormality during double cultivation?

Mu Hanxiao coaxed Xiaobao a few more words casually, and after sending him out to play, he looked at Qin Yun, hesitant to speak, the sadness in his eyes blamed himself helplessly, and he no longer concealed it.

Qin Yun's heart skipped a beat, something really happened!