When I came back, I became a piece of crap

Qin Yun's face was so green that it turned black: "Don't bother, just squeeze you to death!" He closed his eyes, his consciousness entered the sea of ​​consciousness, and manipulated the mental tentacles to entangle the hidden system accurately.

The system really panicked this time, and screamed involuntarily: "Ya Die! We are bound! If I am destroyed, your soul will be injured and you may become an idiot!"

Qin Yun sneered and said, "Do you think I'll still believe your nonsense?" As he spoke, he increased his mental strength.

The system was so frightened that it yelled: "Really! I didn't lie to you! And I have a way to cure your wife and son! They are all poisoned, and if there is no antidote, they won't live long!"

"You! Say! What! What!" Qin Yun's complexion changed drastically, and a strong murderous aura erupted from his body. He came back from the end of the world and killed countless zombies. In the end, he dragged the zombie king along with him and blew himself up. The evil aura on his body was strong To the extreme, this outbreak directly shocked the system.

The system trembled and said: "It is because of this poison that your daughter-in-law's appearance is ruined and her body is disabled, and even the child she gave birth to is also affected by the poison, so her meridians are blocked and she cannot practice, and she even has mental problems."

Qin Yun was silent, and it took a while before he said, "You really have a way to heal them?" From Qin Yun's memory, he could know that the system did not lie, which made his whole heart arouse.

Seeing his softening, the system was immediately proud: "Of course! I'm a super invincible and cute winner system in life! Help you take in younger brothers, get a harem, pretend to be tough, and finally become a god! With the system in hand, the world is mystical!" have!"

Qin Yun sneered: "Hehe, if you are so powerful, how could Tan Yun be so useless?"

As soon as Qin Yun was mentioned, the system immediately faltered, and said weakly: "It's none of my business, it's because he can't support the wall with mud, and you also read his memory, the responsibility is none of my fault!"

The system is also very helpless. At the beginning, it chose Qin Yun because it thought that this person fits the character design of the male lead in some novels. How could he know that that guy is a lecherous and lazy rascal.

At the beginning, Qin Yun really enjoyed himself with the help of the system.It's a pity that he can't bear hardships, so he soon indulged in enjoyment, abandoned his cultivation, and couldn't complete the task if his strength couldn't keep up, and he couldn't continue to get the props given by the system, making it even more difficult to complete the task, which formed A vicious cycle.

And with the name of the talented third young master of the Qin family, everyone is vying to please, and all kinds of beauties throw themselves into their arms.Gradually, Qin Yun felt that cultivation was not important, so he was even less bothered about doing tasks.

I also think that he is a proper hero, the son of destiny, good things and beauties will always come to the door automatically, so he is even more indulgent and out of control.

No matter how the system urged and threatened him, it was useless. Qin Yun also had a rift with the system because of this, thinking that the system arranged such a difficult task for him, deliberately embarrassing him, and thinking that the system wanted to control him with ill intentions, so he ignored the system even more up.

The system can only watch him do his own death, because Qin Yun has not completed the task for a long time, and is implicated by Tan Yun's luck, becoming weaker and weaker.It can be said that if Qin Yun does not come back, the system will slowly dissipate due to lack of energy replenishment in a short time.

Qin Yun sneered and said, "After all, you are still blind and chose such a host."

system:"……"

Qin Yun didn't continue to dwell on this topic, "What do you think my daughter-in-law and son are poisoned?"

System mechanical sound: "Because the host has insufficient authority, it is impossible to know."

Qin Yun: "..."

Qin Yun choked, and endured it: "You said that there is a way to detoxify them."

System: "Nine-turn detoxification elixir, which can detoxify hundreds of poisons."

Qin Yun: "Where's the pill?"

The system continued the mechanical sound: "Insufficient points, cannot be redeemed."

Qin Yun: "...Then what's the use of you!" Squeeze it to death.

Seeing that Qin Yun started to take black air again, the system quickly said: "Actually, it doesn't take much, I believe that with the ability of the host, it will be enough soon!"

Qin Yun held back his breath and said, "How much is not necessary?"

The system said weakly: "One for 1000 points."

Qin Yun: "How many pills do I need to cure my wife and son?"

System: "...At least ten per person."

Qin Yun bared his teeth and grinned sinisterly: "That means at least [-] points."

The system hurriedly said: "Host, although your current points are zero, you only need to do a few more difficult tasks to make up enough!"

Qin Yun hesitated: "What are the difficult tasks?"

The system voice said excitedly: "Leap over the ranks, hook up with a peerless beauty, and get a super treasure. These are all difficult tasks, and the rewards are very generous!"

Qin Yun squeezed his chin: "My daughter-in-law is a peerless beauty, unmatched by anyone in the world! Does hooking up with him count as completing a difficult task?"

The system got stuck in an instant, and I silently complained in my heart, what kind of taste do you have, host!But it also knew that it must not deny it, otherwise Qin Yun would definitely make it die miserably, so it whispered: "But haven't you done it yet?"

Qin Yun's face darkened, and he slapped the system flying with his mental power, "You just need to issue a task for me!"

The system agreed aggrievedly, and the mechanical and emotionless voice sounded again: "Ding! The host Qin Yun has determined the ultimate goal of becoming a winner in life - becoming a god..."

"Wait!" Qin Yun slapped the system away again: "What the hell is becoming a god? Who wants to become a god? I only want my wife and son to be hot!"

The system said aggrievedly: "No! The goal is too small, and the task rewards will be less!"

Qin Yun choked: "Then don't become some kind of god! I want to become the world's number one model couple with my daughter-in-law!"

"Ding! The host Qin Yun's ultimate goal is determined, and Mu Hanxiao will become the number one model couple! I hope the host will work hard and achieve the goal as soon as possible!"

Qin Yun nodded in satisfaction: "You can issue me tasks now."

System: "Ding! Main mission 100: Reunite after a broken mirror. Please get the approval of Mu Hanxiao and his son within one month. The mission will reward you with [-] points."

Qin Yun jumped violently, "It's only 100! Why are there so few?"

System: "...The difficulty of this task is too low, so the points are relatively small."

Qin Yun nodded approvingly: "That's right, I will definitely be able to catch him if I go out, and then, hehehe..." I completely forgot who was dying because of Mu Hanxiao's eyes and words just now.

system:"……"

System: "In order to avoid the worsening of the host's reputation, which is not conducive to the completion of the task, the system needs to remind the host to pay attention to the image and not to act aggressively."

Qin Yun was stunned for a moment, only to realize that his whole body was chilly. When he looked down, his face immediately blushed. It turned out that the fire power that erupted just now had burned his whole body completely, not even a single hair was left!

He rubbed his head, but luckily the hair was still there, it must have been subconsciously protecting the hair when the fire ability tempered his body.There's no way, the body forging in the early stage is such a pit!

It was because he was attracted by the system that he didn't realize it at all, and kept arguing with the system like this!What a shame!Fortunately, there is no one here, otherwise he would be famous for the rest of his life!

The damn system didn't remind him until now, it clearly wanted to see him make a fool of himself!Qin Yun resentfully made a note to the system.

The system said that it was really innocent!

Taking advantage of the early morning and not many people getting up, Qin Yun casually hid in a yard, washed it with well water at will, took a suit of decent clothes, put on, and left openly.

This is a habit formed in the last days, he forgot that this is not the last days.

But the family obviously knew that he had become a spiritual master. When they woke up and heard the movement, they thought it was a thief, and ran out angrily. Watching him walk away like this.

The next thing to do is to find a way to make money first, and redeem his son's deed of selling his body as soon as possible, so that he can go to Mu Hanxiao to plead guilty, and then tell the whole story about what happened to him. He believes that Mu Hanxiao Han Xiao will definitely forgive him when she finds out.

The system voice sounded at the right time: "Ding! A penny is hard for a hero. A successful old Gong should work hard to earn money to support his family and let his wife and son spend it freely. The system releases side missions, earn money to pay off all debts within half a month, and rewards for successful missions." 50 points, no penalty for failure."

Qin Yun narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Can you probe my thoughts?"

The system was aggrieved and said submissively: "No, only when the host's thoughts are very strong can he feel a little bit."

Qin Yun snorted coldly: "Let's just trust you, I'm sorry you don't dare to play tricks on me. However, it's only 50 points, so I'm sending beggars away!"

The system was even more aggrieved: "There's nothing you can do about it. There are only so many points I can give you at this stage. Unless you improve your own strength."

Qin Yun stroked his chin and said thoughtfully: "That is to say, to get points, you don't have to do tasks, but you can also improve your strength?" Although he got Qin Yun's memory, the memory is a bit confusing and incomplete. , there is still some lack of information about the system.

The system quickly nodded: "Yes! Yes! Every time you upgrade to a small realm, you will be rewarded with points. The higher the realm, the more rewards you will get, and you will be rewarded with pills if you upgrade to a larger realm. Maybe you will be rewarded with detoxification pills if you upgrade to a large realm! "

Qin Yun asked suspiciously, "Why didn't you tell me at first?"

The system choked, and said dryly: "Isn't this because you want to earn more points as soon as possible?"

Qin Yun understood in seconds: "That is to say, no matter how many points are rewarded for cultivation, there are not many?"

The system voice was much weaker: "Of course the rewards are generous, but it's just that it's too difficult to advance."

That Qin Yun didn't have the patience to continue practicing because of this, and he could still get points when he went to pick up girls and slap her face, and exchanged for pills.

Who would want to take a long way when there are shortcuts?It's a pity that this is just a waste wood piled up by elixir, which was turned into scum by the blow of young master Wang.

Qin Yun immediately guessed that the system was afraid that he would also dislike the slow cultivation, and he is still a good-for-nothing whose meridians have been abolished, and his cultivation speed is even slower.

Qin Yun said contemptuously: "Don't compare this genius with that scumbag, it's only your hot chicken system that will give up a super genius and find such a scumbag as a host."

system:"……"

Qin Yun ignored Yu Zuo's system and thought about how he could make money, when he heard another "ding" from the system.

Qin Yun said impatiently: "Aren't you bothered by the constant dripping?"

The system was silent for a while, but still dutifully said: "Your son is under attack, please hurry up and rescue your son, the mission will reward you with ten points."

"What?!" Who dares to bully his son? !Qin Yun took a step of three feet and rushed towards Qin's house.

At this moment, he hated himself very much for running so far with a convulsion!Someone attacks the son, what about the daughter-in-law?Has something happened?

When he rushed back to Qin's house as fast as he could, he saw a scene that made him want to kill someone!

As usual, Mu Hanxiao went into the mountains to dig wild vegetables and herbs before dawn, otherwise he and his son's rations would be lost.

Before leaving, he told Xiaobao: "Xiaobao, stay in the room obediently, and don't make a sound when anyone comes, and don't open the door, you know?"

Xiao Bao obediently nodded in agreement.

It was only then that Mu Hanxiao went out with a bamboo basket that was half a person's height on her back. Before leaving, she locked the door of the room and the gate of the yard.

After Mu Hanxiao left, an eight or nine-year-old boy neatly climbed up the wall of Qin's house and landed in the courtyard. He opened the gate in a desperate manner. A somewhat obese woman with her hips on her hips entered Qin's house and began to panic. Flip through, first Qin Yun's room, then the kitchen, cursing while flipping through.

"Damn poor, what a young master! There is nothing! I don't know where he put the elixir that can awaken the talent of a spiritual master. Could it be that he really ate it all? It's really useless. Such a good thing!"

Xiao Bao watched them nervously from the window, not daring to make a sound.

The boy looked up and found him, ran to the window quietly, and opened the window suddenly, Xiaobao didn't have time to close the window, and was pushed to the ground with the chair!

"Mom! Look! Good things are hidden inside!"

The woman stretched her head and saw Xiaobao, her eyes lit up, maybe the elixir was inside?Even if you can't find the treasure, this little monster is so beautiful, you can get some money if you catch it and sell it!

"Okay, you ugly monster! If you stole something from my house, it must be hidden in it! Hey little monster! Open the door quickly! Otherwise, I'll make you look good!"

Xiaobao was already scared and shivering in the corner away from the window, but he still gritted his teeth and said, "You, you are talking nonsense! My father didn't steal anything from you!"

The woman said angrily: "Damn! The firewood and herbs he collects every day are mine!"

The boy kicked impatiently at the door and yelled loudly: "Open the door quickly! Open the door quickly! I will kill you, you ugly little monster!"

Xiaobao was even more afraid. Fortunately, the door was strong enough to not be kicked open for a while.

The woman glanced at an ax with a gap in the corner, took it over and slammed it hard on the door.

Xiaobao was completely frightened.