When I came back, I became a piece of crap

Qin Yun scolded Qin Yun in his heart. The system was so guilty that he hid and pretended to be dead. He didn't dare to come out to show his sense of existence. He was afraid that Qin Yun would not be able to seek revenge from Qin Yun, so he would settle old scores with him. .

But the worst thing came later, Luo Linzhao and the Liu family also came. There are always good people in the village, and the news that Qin Yun was blocked by Luo Yinyin and Widow Liu soon spread in the village.

Not only was Luo Linzhao not angry when he heard the news, but after thinking about it, he simply asked the village chief and other elders to go to Qin's house together.

The Liu family followed Widow Liu from the beginning, but was told by Widow Liu to stay away and not to come out for the time being.They saw Widow Liu and Luo Yinyin scrambling for Qin Yun, and they were anxious, when they saw Luo Linzhao came with the village head and others aggressively, so they rushed out too.

It formed a situation where the two parties confronted each other with Qin Yun in the middle.

Luo Yinyin saw that her eldest brother came, and brought the village head and elders with her. She felt confident, she just gritted her teeth and cried out, "Brother! You have to make decisions for me! I am already Brother Qin's." I'm dead! If I can't marry Brother Qin, I won't have the face to live in this world!"

"Qin Yun! If you dare to bully my sister, you are courting death!" Luo Linzhao's eyes shot fire, he clenched his fist and swung at Qin Yun, but was stopped by the village chief.

The village head persuaded: "Don't be impulsive, first ask what's going on, if it's true, let him be responsible for your sister, don't forget that you can't beat him now."

Luo Linzhao's face froze, and a trace of resentment quickly flashed in his eyes. This old man will just find opportunities to miss him!You have to remind him that he can't beat Qin Yun at this time!

Isn't it just jealous that he is going to advance to the fourth level of body training at such a young age?Wait for him!Wait for him to advance to the fourth level of body training, let's see if he, the village head, can continue to do it!

However, the other elders still gave him the face of the youngest triple body forging warrior in the village, and they all stood up and pointed at Qin Yun, asking Qin Yun to take responsibility for Luo Yinyin.

Luo Linzhao looked better.

Liu Lao Er secretly thought it was bad, the Luo family is really despicable, even using such a despicable method!If it continues, such a young craftsman will fall into the hands of the Luo family!

Thinking of this, he quickly winked at Widow Liu.

Widow Liu also gritted her teeth, covered her face with a handkerchief and cried, "I didn't want to say it at this time, but now it seems that I have to say it. Qin Lang, I, I already have you The flesh and blood! You can't let us go!"

Everyone was shocked again.The Luo family secretly gritted their teeth, how despicable and shameless!

The Liu family raised their big thumbs up secretly. Isn't this trick a sure thing?So what if you lost your virginity?Have you never heard that mother is more expensive than child?

Qin Yun looked at the two groups of people competing with each other with a dark face, and the anger in his heart was rising slowly. These people thought him a fool!

Qin Yun never touched them!In other words, since he hooked up with them, Tan Yun has never touched any woman again, not even going to a brothel.

Wait, there seemed to be something wrong, Qin Yun realized that Tan Yun's behavior seemed to be very wrong, and with Qin Yun's temperament, it was impossible not to touch other women because of these two women.And Qin Yun's last days seemed to be completely ruined!

Is there anything missing?

Qin Yun's memory is not coherent, and there are many details that are not in it.

When Qin Yun flipped through it, he was very disgusted with Qin Yun using his body to flirt with other women.

For fear that he would find this body too disgusting after seeing it, it would be bad if he didn’t know how to control it and jumped off the stove to give a fuck, so he always pulled out the memory about this aspect and threw it in a corner, out of sight. don't bother.

Now I feel that I seem to have missed many key things. He has carefully looked through other memories again and found nothing. He can only find them in those disgusting memories.

Qin Yun had no choice but to endure his nausea and look through those memories. As he quickly looked through those memories, his expression became more and more strange.

These memories are all preserved by Qin Yun's sight.So Qin Yun couldn't see Qin Yun's appearance, but the fat big hands revealed in the image, the thighs of elephant legs, like the big belly of the third child, Qin Yun can be sure that this is definitely not his body!

On the contrary, Qin Yun's original body is so fat!

what happened?Obviously it was still his body at the beginning, but when Qin Yun and those women turned upside down, it became like this!

What the hell!

"System, what's going on?" Qin Yun asked in a deep voice in the sea of ​​consciousness.

The trembling voice of the system split across: "Su Su Su Su Su Su! This, this, this, this is none of my business! I, I, I don't know why Qin Yun is so angry when he wears your body. Stop lifting!"

Qin Yun: "..." Qin Yun didn't lift up, rounding it up, doesn't it mean that he can't lift his body!

Qin Yun didn't know whether to be thankful or sad, "Why can't my body be lifted? What about Tan Yun's memories?"

Seeing that he didn't explode immediately, the system breathed a sigh of relief, became more courageous, and stopped stammering, and said weakly, "Because the soul is haunted by dreams."

Before Qin Yun's eyes, there appeared the introduction of the system mall about the fragrance of soul and dream.

Name: Soul Dreaming Fragrance

Inventory: 0

Function introduction: Are you still troubled by the inability to do what you want every night?Are you still aggrieved because you can't show your glory?Dreaming fragrance, as long as you use one capsule, you and your lover will go to Wushan Yunyu in your dreams, achieving a high degree of joy in the integration of soul and body and mind!Seven times a night is no longer a dream!Because the feelings of the soul will be directly reflected on the body afterwards, so the stimulation of the soul can also be used to enhance the ability of that aspect, even if it is highly atrophied, it is possible to flourish again!Honey, what are you waiting for?Produced by the system, it must be a treasure, you deserve it!

Qin Yun thought of those images, every time when he was about to start something, Qin Yun had to light the same kind of incense, and it took a while before he started, and after a while, he changed his body.

Qin Yun was puzzled: "Then what about the woman who was with him? She was also with him in the dream? In the dream, she couldn't imagine that the partner had changed to a big fat pig? Wouldn't she find out if her body didn't respond afterwards?"

System: "This kind of incense also has a confusing effect. As long as you are strongly hinted who you are going to be, you will see the person you were hinted to when you enter the dream. So those women see it in their dreams. What I saw was actually the appearance of the host instead of Qin Yun. During the period, the feelings of the soul will also be reflected in the body, so those women will not easily find out."

won't find out?This may not be true. Thinking of how after Tan Yun was kicked out of the Qin family, those concubines left without any regrets in the outside room. I am afraid that they all know something, and they are also very disgusted with Qin Yun.

Qin Yun checked Qin Yun's purchase records again, and was taken aback when he saw that there were 99 pills in stock, even one pill a day was enough, and the points required were quite a lot!

Qin Yun, on the other hand, had to buy close to 2000 pills every year for five years, and bought the remaining [-] pills before being kicked out of Qin's house.

However, Qin Yun rummaged through Qin Yun's memory, but did not mention the whereabouts of the more than 2000 grains of the soul.Is this all eaten?

What's more, the total points used are more than two-thirds of the points earned by Qin Yun in the past five years!

I bought it and still use it. I think about how to exercise with women in my dreams every day. How can I have time to practice?It's no wonder that it's useless like that!

Qin Yun was very disdainful in his heart.Fortunately, his body was not used, otherwise he would really consider jumping into the furnace.

Qin Yun also absolutely does not believe that this kind of fragrance will have no side effects, otherwise, how could an otaku who got a golden finger and dreamed of Long Aotian fall into such a useless situation so easily, without causing any trouble?

The system is not a good thing, and it provides such confusing and useless things.

The system felt Qin Yun's disgust, and was also very wronged: "I don't want to take this thing out, but after he found out that his body couldn't be lifted, he wanted to go back, and he didn't want to practice. I'm afraid he will do this again. If it continues, sooner or later it will reveal its secrets and be suspected by the Qin family. I had to search through the inventory and found that only this kind of incense can satisfy him. I also warned him not to use it too much."

The system really doesn't understand Qin Yun's straight male cancer thinking that without that function, he will die or live.

Qin Yun thought hehe, that's because you don't know that every otaku has the idea of ​​a stallion opening a harem in his heart.

After finally being able to make your dream come true and embark on Long Aotian's road to open the harem, but tell him that you are an eunuch, you can only watch but not eat, isn't it more uncomfortable than killing him?

Especially the self-esteem of a straight man is enough to make him ashamed to face others.

Qin Yun also promised well at the beginning, but later he was not satisfied with the spiritual friendship and insisted on getting his body healed.I just thought that maybe one pill had no obvious effect, so I used several pills together.

Although there is no therapeutic effect, the feeling is much better than using one pill, and the side effects are more obvious. Qin Yun is completely addicted and cannot do without this fragrance at all.

This caused Qin Yun to use most of the points he earned to buy Soul Dreaming Fragrance, and to buy some precious pills to pretend to be a face-slap and chase women, so the points used to buy cultivation resources were very few.

He couldn't improve his cultivation, and he could earn very few points. Qin Yun found that he could also get a lot of points by chasing women, so he didn't bother to practice anymore.

In order to be able to pay for the points he earned from doing tasks, the system secretly took away the power of his soul. In addition, using too much soul dreaming consumed a lot of soul power, and gradually the soul became weaker and weaker.

Qin Yun's soul has no wool to be squeezed by the system, and the system finally goes crazy, forcing Qin Yun to practice.

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The system also completely broke up with Qin Yun. In order to save energy, it entered self-sleep and no longer cared about Qin Yun's life or death.

This is also the reason why Qin Yun could easily swallow Qin Yun's soul when he came back from time travel and his soul was at its weakest.

While listening to the system's intermittent narration, Qin Yun completed the matter through his own thinking.However, there is still a doubt.

"Can't you scan my body? Could it be that you can't even find out why this body is not lifted?" Qin Yun asked suspiciously.

The system was silent for a while, and then said weakly: "It's not that it can't be found out. In fact, your body, the host, is also cursed. As long as you touch a woman, you will go from body to soul, as uncomfortable as being cut by a knife. Of course. I can't get hard anymore."

Qin Yun raised his eyebrows, he didn't really believe it: "Can you be cursed under your nose?"

The system felt even more guilty: "It was when I first crossed over. I consumed too much energy and slept for a while. After waking up, I found that Qin Yun had stopped lifting."

Of course it found the reason, but when Qin Yun knew that the body he occupied was similar to that of an eunuch at that time, he was about to go crazy.

If it told the truth at this time, Tan Yun might break up with him directly, which would not be conducive to the friendly relationship between the two leaders, so it kept it a secret.

Qin Yun's heart moved, "Is it a curse again?"

The system immediately understood what he wanted to ask, and told him clearly: "Yes, the techniques of the two curses are very similar. Will work."

To be honest, it was also curious about where Mu Hanxiao knew such a weird and complicated spell.It's a pity that it can only find out that Mu Hanxiao is from Zhonglingyu, and it is difficult to find out the others. This makes the system think that Mu Hanxiao's background is very complicated.

It also warned Qin Yun not to provoke Mu Hanxiao.It's a pity that Qin Yun vented all the resentment that he would cross into the body of a gay guy on Mu Hanxiao, and didn't listen to his advice at all.

After Qin Yun got this answer, he was no longer worried or depressed, but very happy instead.The daughter-in-law put such a curse on him from the very beginning, does it mean that he still cares about himself very much and doesn't see himself being nice to others?

Thinking about it like this, I didn't even care if I didn't lift it.

Anyway, the curse was cast by his wife. After he has coaxed her well, is it not easy to lift the curse?Hehehe...

Qin Yun felt deeply that his timing was turning, and he almost laughed out loud.

People on both sides of the Luo family and the Liu family were arguing fiercely. An elder of the Luo family was proposing to make Luo Yinyin his wife and widow Liu as a young lady. Seeing the smug smile on Qin Yun's face, Luo Yinyin immediately said happily: "Brother Qin , you laughed, do you also agree with what my uncle said?"

Widow Liu looked over and saw Qin Yun's smile before she had time to put it away. She raised her eyebrows, pouted her small mouth, and said angrily, "Qin Lang! Even if you forgot your promise to me, wouldn't you do it for us?" Think about your child? This is your first child! You said you wanted him to be your eldest son! Don’t you have the heart to see him born as an inferior bastard?" As he spoke, tears filled his eyes again. , as if about to cry at any time.

Qin Yun's good mood immediately disappeared, and he almost forgot that there are two big troubles in front of him!

"Oh, you probably made a mistake. I already have a regular wife and an eldest son. I haven't had the luck to accept this son who came out of nowhere. You should go find his biological father."

Originally, he wanted to save face for this woman because of her infatuation, but seeing her belittle Mu Hanxiao and Xiaobao several times, and still not take Mu Hanxiao and Xiaobao seriously, he couldn't bear it. up.

Widow Liu's face froze, she looked at him in shock, wondering why did Qin Yun say that, did he know?

In fact, Widow Liu dared to say that she was pregnant. Qin Yun was once taken in by her when she was drunk, and Widow Liu took the opportunity to lie beside him and wait for him to wake up, pretending to be the victim of him in one way or another.

When Qin Yun woke up, he naturally knew that Widow Liu was lying, but he enjoyed the feeling of being pursued by a beautiful woman with various tricks, so he admitted it.

Widow Liu originally thought that she could take the opportunity to fake her pregnancy, so she would marry Qin Yun first.After all, Qin Yun is now a craftsman, and he may be taken back to the Qin family at any time.She had to seize the time to marry Qin Yun first, before she could follow Hui Qin's family to be the young wife.

As for the child, it is not too late to talk about it later.Unexpectedly, Qin Yun would expose her directly!

Luo Yinyin laughed triumphantly, "Ha! You really are shameless! You actually came to ask Big Brother Qin to take responsibility with the bastard of an unknown man! It's a good idea!"

The eyes of Luo's family on Widow Liu and Liu's family were very contemptuous.

Widow Liu's face was pale, and she was so anxious that cold sweat broke out on her forehead. She was most afraid of being misunderstood by Qin Yun that she really had a child with another man.

As soon as she gritted her teeth and was about to explain, she saw Qin Yun, looking at Luo Yinyin indifferently, "It doesn't matter to me whether you lost your virginity or not."

Anyway, he doesn't give Widow Liu any face, and Luo Yinyin doesn't need to give any face. He still remembers how this girl disliked his wife and son!

Luo Yinyin froze completely.

Luo Linzhao first wanted to understand what Qin Yun wanted to do, and immediately said angrily: "Qin Yun! What do you mean? You want to renege on your debt? The whole village knows that you took advantage of my sister, so you can't deny it! Today You must promise to marry my sister!"

Liu Laoer took a moment to react, and quickly said aggressively: "You should marry my sister! We have written evidence and witnesses to prove that you slept with my sister! This child belongs to you, and you must marry her." My sister!"

Qin Yun sighed inwardly, it seemed that the two families were relying on him, there was no other way, in order not to let these people continue to entangle and misunderstand his daughter-in-law, he decided not to even lose face and dignity!

So he coughed lightly, sank into his dantian, and said word by word in a loud voice: "I! No! Lift!"