When I came back, I became a piece of crap

System: "Children like food or toys the most. The host can use these two things to coax him."

Qin Yun immediately picked up the windmill thrown away by Xiaobao, "Don't cry, Xiaobao, let's play with the windmill, shall we?"

Xiaobao grabbed the windmill with one hand, "This is mine!" Then he continued to cry with his head up.

Qin Yun thought for a while, carried Xiaobao back to the main room, brought the wooden horse over and continued to coax Xiaobao, Xiaobao snatched it and hugged him in his arms and continued to cry.

Qin Yun went to get the clay figurine.

Xiaobao snatched it over and continued to cry.

Qin Yun went to take out all the toys he bought yesterday, one by one to coax Xiaobao.

Xiao Bao snatched them all and hugged himself. There were too many toys to hold, and the little clay figurine fell and broke his head.

Xiaobao was stunned for a moment, and cried "Wow" louder!

Since toys are not good enough, it can only be coaxed with food.

Qin Yun quickly patted him on the back and coaxed softly: "Don't cry, Xiaobao, don't you want to eat porridge? There is still some in the pot, father will serve it for you, don't cry, okay?"

Xiaobao hiccupped and cried, "Father clearly said that Xiaobao should not eat too much, because eating too much will cause a stomachache! Woohoo! Father is too bad! I don't want father anymore, I want daddy! I want daddy !"

Qin Yun and the system were both broken, so he could only go out to find Mu Hanxiao with Xiaobao in his arms.

Xiaobao never forgot to cry at high decibels along the way: "Woooo! I want Daddy! My father is going to sell me! Daddy save me!"

Even those who despise him as a little monster can't help but feel pity for that miserable little appearance, and Qin Yun looks even more ugly when he looks at him again!

The villagers who saw their father and son along the way all wrote brightly in their eyes: Sure enough, a dog can't change eating shit, even if he becomes a spiritual master or a scum who sells his son!

"..." Qin Yun's forehead was throbbing with veins.

An old woman couldn't see it, so she picked up a big broom and rushed over to Qin Yun's back, "You bastard who killed a thousand swords! Put down Xiaobao quickly! With me here, you don't want to catch Xiaobao and sell him while Hanxiao is away." !"

Qin Yun felt the old woman's worry about Xiao Bao, and seeing her trembling slightly with the broom, she didn't dare to dodge, fearing that she would fall if she couldn't stand still, so she had to be beaten for life, and said helplessly: " Aunt Luo, you have misunderstood, Xiaobao is just trying to find his father, and I am taking him to find him!"

The old woman spat at him: "Damn, don't try to lie to me! Xiaobao's father is at Huang Yaoshi's place at the end of the village. You are obviously going to the direction of the village to leave the village!"

Qin Yun: "..." He was so focused on coaxing Xiaobao that he forgot to ask where Mu Hanxiao was, so he followed the inertia of his body and walked directly to the village.

Qin Yun repeatedly assured Aunt Luo that he really didn't want to take Xiaobao to sell, but took him to find Mu Hanxiao.

Aunt Luo still didn't quite believe it, and followed Qin Yun with a broom all the way, and when she found something wrong, she used the broom to serve her.

After getting Aunt Luo done, Xiao Bao started to cry again, and the corner of Qin Yun's mouth twitched: "Didn't you stop crying just now? Why is it starting again now?"

Xiao Bao rubbed his tears and said: "Daddy said, do things from beginning to end."

Qin Yun: ... Son, this sentence is not used here!

On the road, I saw a villager put his son on his shoulders, which made the little boy giggle.Qin Yun's eyes lit up, why didn't he expect that?

Isn't this what children of this age like to play the most?So he also let Xiaobao ride on his neck, grabbed Xiaobao's two calves with both hands, walked two steps quickly, and turned two big circles, "Huh!..."

Xiaobao was so frightened that he hugged his head tightly, and after being frightened, he giggled and laughed.

Qin Yun felt relieved, it really worked, but as soon as he stopped, Xiaobao started crying again.

Qin Yun had no choice but to let Xiao Bao ride on his neck, running and jumping.

Xiaobao was so happy that he almost forgot to cry, he was finally able to ride on his father's neck and let his father carry him away.

However, he still remembered his "great cause of crying", so he always continued to cry immediately after being teased by Qin Yun, crying and laughing along the way, not knowing whether he was crying or laughing.

Qin Yun was puzzled, why are children so difficult to coax?

The system kindly reminded him, "Host, look at your son."

Qin Yun thought that something was wrong with Xiaobao, so he quickly put Xiaobao down to have a look, and almost laughed angrily.

Xiaobao's eyes are dry, how can there be any tears?This kid was howling all the way!

Qin Yun looked at his son who was still howling hard, and patted him on the back helplessly: "Okay, stop howling, be careful that you hurt your throat, and you won't be able to eat delicious food."

When Xiaobao heard this, he was so frightened that he covered his mouth with his little hands, not daring to cry.

Qin Yun: "..." My heart is tired!

The system feels the same way, children are really too difficult to deal with.

The three of Qin Yun had already arrived at the end of the village, and saw Huang Yaoshi's house from a distance. The courtyard was wide open, and Mu Hanxiao was pounding medicine in the courtyard.

When Xiao Bao saw his father, he immediately gave up his father. He hurried up to hug Mu Hanxiao's leg, not forgetting to tell Qin Yun, "Daddy! Father is going to sell me!"

Qin Yun: "..." Son, I don't want you to be such a cheater!

Mu Hanxiao's cold eyes swept over, Qin Yun immediately showed a flattering smile, and apologized: "It was Fang Yong who ran away and talked nonsense, which scared Xiaobao. But don't worry, daughter-in-law, I have already beaten him to death Throw it out! He will never dare to come to our house again in the future!"

Mu Hanxiao's eyes flickered, he didn't say anything, put down the pestle, Qin Yun immediately ran forward to take the pestle, "Daughter-in-law, go and rest on the side, this kind of physical work should be let I come."

Mu Hanxiao didn't object, and didn't make a sound, she pulled Xiaobao aside and stood aside.

Qin Yun obviously felt that his attitude had softened, and he was immediately excited. He worked very energetically, and the stone bowl made a loud bang.

Huang Yaoshi, who came out to deliver the patient, immediately shouted: "Hey! You have a grudge against my stone bowl! With such great strength, I'm afraid it won't break!"

Qin Yun scratched his head in embarrassment, glanced at Mu Hanxiao, saw that he didn't show any contempt and anger, he was relieved, and continued to pound the medicine diligently, but this time he relaxed a little.

Aunt Luo saw their interaction in her eyes, and she showed a kind smile on her face: "It seems that you have really changed a lot! This is what you should look like! Since you have a wife and children, you should take care of a family." Responsibility! Take good care of your wife and children!"

Huang Yaoshi squeezed his beard and snorted coldly. In his opinion, although Mu Hanxiao is a rare woman with a negative physique who can conceive and have children as a man after eating the Spiritual Yu fruit, he is still a man after all, so why should he be like a man? A woman must rely on another man to live?

If it wasn't because Mu Hanxiao's body was too weak, and because of his ugly appearance, he was often rejected by the villagers, and he couldn't live alone with Xiaobao, he really hoped that Mu Hanxiao would leave Qin Yun.

But it would be best for Qin Yun to turn his prodigal son back, so that Mu Hanxiao won't have to work so hard in the future.

But because he was afraid that he could change it for a while, but could not for a while, Huang Yaoshi said sullenly: "If you still have a conscience, you should know what you should do and what you shouldn't do! It's best if you change it. Dare to have any bad intentions, let me tell you, even though I am an ordinary pharmacist, I still have a way to completely cripple you, a junior spiritual master!"

Qin Yun knew that he was not an alarmist, some pharmacists always have some ability to prescribe medicine, which makes people hard to guard against.In addition, Huang Yaoshi was the only pharmacist in the village, and the villagers would all come to him if they had any headaches, so no one dared to provoke him.

But what made Qin Yun respect him and Aunt Luo was because in Qin Yun's memory, Huang Yaoshi and Aunt Luo were the people in the village who most sympathized with taking care of Mu Hanxiao and his son.

Aunt Luo usually helps take care of Xiaobao when Mu Hanxiao goes out to collect medicine, and hides Xiaobao so that Qin Yun cannot find it.If there is food, they will secretly give some to Mu Hanxiao and Xiaobao.

Huang Yaoshi, on the other hand, had a cold face and a warm heart. He would buy the herbal medicine Mu Hanxiao picked up, and teach him common pharmacology so that he could stay and help out, so as to give him some money or food to subsidize his family.

It was also because of their help that Mu Hanxiao and Xiaobao had a better life in the past three months.

Qin Yun was very grateful to them, put down the medicine pestle, and said sincerely: "In fact, I was injured in the brain five years ago, lost my memory, caused a big change in temperament, went crazy, and made many mistakes that I didn't know Something. The day before yesterday, my brain was hurt again, so I could recover my memory and my nature, and I also feel very guilty for the stupid things I did before. These days, I am really grateful to Huang Yaoshi and Aunt Luo for helping Han Xiao and Xiaobao , this kindness, I will definitely remember it in my heart, and I will definitely repay you in the future!"

As he spoke, he bowed solemnly towards the two of them and made a long bow.Huang Yaoshi and Aunt Luo were taken aback, and they quickly helped him up.

This is the etiquette that only big families have. No family member has ever shown such a great gift to a commoner, because it is a great shame to them.But this shows that what Qin Yun said is the truth.

These ordinary people didn't do anything, but they just received such a heavy ceremony, and they always felt very guilty.Even Huang Yaoshi couldn't get angry anymore.

Aunt Luo laughed so hard that she couldn't see her teeth: "That's good! The past is over, and you all have to live a good life in the future!"

Huang Yaoshi didn't say anything more, he snorted coldly, turned around and went back to the room.

Qin Yun turned his head to meet Mu Hanxiao's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. Feeling guilty for a moment, he said in a condescending way: "Well, daughter-in-law, what I just said is true. I was broken in the head before, so I made it. That kind of bastard thing. But don't worry! I won't be like that again in the future! I will make it up to you and Xiaobao! I, I also remember all the promises I made to you, I will definitely be able to do it arrive!"

Qin Yun became more and more nervous when he spoke, almost stuttering incoherently, and asked the system in his heart: "You said that my making up is so reasonable, does my wife believe me?"

The system was really embarrassed to tell him that the words "You make it up, you continue to make it up" were almost written on Mu Hanxiao's face at this time.

"Oh, that's right!" Qin Yun remembered the two detoxification pills on his body, quickly took them out of his arms, and offered them to Mu Hanxiao like a treasure: "This is the detoxification pill I bought that can detoxify your body. You and Xiaobao both want to eat it. I put one in front of your house last night, did you see it?"

Mu Hanxiao nodded slightly, and took the small porcelain bottle, which was of the same material and style as the bottle containing iron wine.

Qin Yun immediately said: "You and Xiaobao eat it quickly, and when I exchange...buy enough detoxification pills, you will be able to remove the poison from your body! You should be able to restore your appearance by then. Take good care of yourself, Not only can you practice again, Xiaobao can also practice martial arts!"

Mu Hanxiao looked at his silly and complacent look, and poured cold water on his expressionless face: "Nine-turn detoxification pill can only detoxify, it can't repair the meridians and dantian that have been completely destroyed by the toxin."

Qin Yun's smile froze on his face!There is such a thing?Why didn't the system tell him?He was so happy that he lost such a big ugly face in front of his wife and son!

"system!"

System: "... Hey, host, you didn't ask!"

Qin Yun gritted his teeth: "Won't you tell me if I don't ask? Tell me quickly! Is there any elixir for repairing meridians and dantian?"

The system immediately said: "Yes, yes! But more points are needed..."

"It doesn't matter. As long as you improve your cultivation, points are not a problem." Qin Yun heaved a sigh of relief.

The system said dog-leggedly: "It is true! As long as the host cultivates well, he will have a lot of points!"

Hehe, Qin Yun sneered in his heart, with a confident smile still on his face: "Don't worry about this! I will definitely get you the elixir for repairing meridians and dantian!"

This time Mu Hanxiao was really shocked. The elixir for repairing meridians and dantian is so precious that even his master might not be able to refine it.Qin Yun dared to guarantee it, which means that the thing in his body can indeed be obtained for him!

Followed by irrepressible joy.

Although Qin Yun had repeatedly promised five years ago that he would find a way to cure him and help him recover his cultivation, he had never had much hope.

Now that he really sees the hope of recovery, no matter how calm he is, he will inevitably be moved, and the joy is beyond words.

Seeing Mu Hanxiao finally showing joy in front of him, Qin Yun was so happy that he wanted to fly into the sky.Very good!He finally made his wife happy!

Seeing that he had been ignored by the two of them, Little Treasure stretched out his hand to pull Qin Yun's sleeve unwilling to be lonely, "Father has something nice to give to Dad, and Little Treasure wants it too!"

Qin Yun hugged him happily, and slapped him on the face, "Okay, Xiaobao's part too! What would Xiaobao want for dinner? Daddy will make it for you."

Xiao Bao's eyes lit up, and he said loudly: "The big meat buns in the town!"

Qin Yun nodded again and again: "Okay, father will make you big meat buns, which are better than those in the town!"

Xiaobao is satisfied.

For the next whole day, Qin Yun stayed at Huang Yaoshi's house to help pound medicine, dry medicine, cut medicine, and even carry water and firewood.Huang Yaoshi obviously had some complaints about him, and deliberately gave him the most tiring and dirtiest work, and Qin Yun didn't have any complaints.

Mu Hanxiao followed Huang Yaoshi's side while studying and helping each other.Although he has an alchemist master, he doesn't know anything about these mortal pharmacology and medical principles, so he can only study seriously from Huang Yaoshi.

After Qin Yun finished his work, Huang Yaoshi finally showed mercy and let him go, letting him take Mu Hanxiao and Xiaobao back.

On the way, Xiaobao fell asleep in Qin Yun's arms after a day of madness.

Qin Yun hugged Xiaobao, and glanced at Mu Hanxiao who was walking beside him from time to time, his fingers were about to move, but he didn't dare to pull him up, hesitating and timid along the way.

The system couldn't stand it anymore, and urged him in the sea of ​​consciousness: "Host, you are on the way! If you wait any longer, you will be home! You can miss such a good opportunity, are you still a man?"

Qin Yun looked at the door of the house in the distance, gritted his teeth, and went all out to grab Mu Hanxiao's hand!

"Brother Qin!" Jiaojiao Didi's voice suddenly sounded, and Qin Yun gave a goosebump in shock, his hands trembled, he caught the wrong direction, and passed by directly wiping Mu Hanxiao's hand.