i made a fortune from cursing

The sun was high, and the Shinsengumi members were taking a nap.

Kagura was wearing her signature cheongsam, and covered her face with a black cloth.

"Where is it, where is it?"

She walked along the corridor looking for the room where Okita Sougo rested.

"Blindfold? Mayonnaise? What does the idiot brother want that brat's blindfold and mayonnaise? Is it a meal replacement?"

Kagura poked a hole in the door with his fingers, and saw Sougo Okita who was taking a nap alone in the room.

"Is that the blindfold over the eyes?"

Kagura was ready, she blew smoke that could make people sleepy through the hole, and quietly entered the room a few minutes later.

Not only did he take away the blindfolds on Sougo Okita's eyes, but he also took away a bunch of spicy senbei.

"Only that brat can eat such a spicy thing." She held a spicy senbei in her mouth, and the corners of her eyes were filled with tears.

She did the same, found the room of Shikata Shiro, the deputy director of the Shinsengumi, and stunned the sleeping Hijikata.

Kagura rummaged through boxes and cabinets, and finally found the mayonnaise he was looking for by the pillow.

She kicked Earthwork viciously: "What strange stinky habit is mayonnaise next to the pillow!"

After she succeeded, she left the Shinsengumi immediately, and when she went out, she almost met the director of the Shinsengumi who was only wearing a suit.

"Perverts, mutations, the true selection group is a group of perverts."

Kagura covered his eyes and escaped from the Shinsengumi.

After returning to Wanshiwu, she casually threw the blindfold and mayonnaise to Shenqi who was lying dead on the sofa.

"How about a picture of a salted fish lying dead? Isn't it a lovelorn? I'll take you on a blind date. There is a big forest without a grass."

God prayed to put away the ingredients, and the whole person was listless, he refused: "No."

Kagura kicked the sofa: "Only with love can you defeat a failed love."

Shenqi retorted: "My relationship will not fail."

"Whether he fails or not, if he is reliable, I will arrange for you a vigorous super blind date, Dingchun, let me take him away!"

Shrinking in the corner like a giant dog, Joharu listened to Kagura's words and put the Kamiki in his mouth.

When Kagura rode Dingchun and was looking for Yin who was in charge of plucking Elizabeth's leg hair, she was going to discuss her blind date plan with him.

"Brother stupid and useless, what do you want blindfolds, mayonnaise, new glasses and Elizabeth's leg hair? That's not how you do meal replacements."

Shenqi was shaken left and right in Dingchun's mouth: "For food."

Kagura said in horror: "Suicide? Suicide? Are you going to commit suicide for love?"

"no……"

Kagura decides to find Yinshi as soon as possible, and give the good-for-nothing old man a blind date looking for the next spring.

"Dingchun, go back."

Gintoki, who was wearing a revealing maid outfit and a double ponytail wig, was greeting guests at the door with Katsura Kotaro, who was also wearing a maid outfit next to him.

Kagura kicked up and kicked Gintoki to the ground: "I asked you to find Elizabeth's leg hair, what are you doing in the maid coffee shop? You bastard!!"

Yinshi took out a glass bottle from his flat chest, which contained dozens of thick hairs.

Kagura snatched it and handed it to Shenqi: "I found all the things, remember to call the rest of the money."

Kagura pulled Gui who was distributing leaflets: "It's just you, go on a blind date with my brother!"

Gui Kotaro:"……?"

Yin Shi rubbed his hair, pretending to be cute, and said: "The wig is for sex control, and the silver hair can go on a blind date with your brother."

Gui Xiaotaro said violently: "It's Guizi, not a wig!"

10 minute later.

Shenqi was forcefully pressed on the seat by Kagura, and had a blind date with the person opposite who was wearing a maid costume cos pirate captain...

Yinshi picked his nose at the side and said, "What's that expression on O'Ni-chan? Does it dislike the ugliness of the wig, or the wig's small breasts?"

"It's Guizi!"

Kagura gave Gintoki a bad temper: "Who is your Oni-chan, don't make your sugar daddy's intentions too obvious."

[It has been detected that the ingredient "Shenwei's dumb hair" is being produced for "Tiger Skin Su Nuo Claw", yes/no tracking. ]

Shen Qi drilled down from the table, watching the red dot on the map getting closer and closer.

"It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, Nissan is chasing you, don't expose me here!"

"Hello, everyone, have you seen my naughty brother Shenqi?" Shenwei, who found the maid cafe just after setting foot on the earth, said with a smile.

Yinshi immediately got up, whistled and scratched his chin, then casually pointed his finger under the table: "Silver-haired man will never say that someone is hiding under the table."

Kagura looked up at the ceiling, with his toes pointed at the bottom of the table: "I wouldn't say there is someone under the table either."

Gui Xiaotaro picked up the table directly: "The table is too dirty, I took the Guizi to the kitchen to wash."

God prayed: "..."

Is this group of people doing it on purpose? ?

Murderous.

The umbrella on Shenqi's back was pulled out directly, and the opened umbrella blocked the attack.

The violent fight knocked off the roof.

Yinshi calmly comforted the customers in the store: "It's okay, the irritable brother taught the disobedient brother a lesson, everyone should eat and drink, don't panic."

He approached Kagura and whispered: "Is cannibalism a tradition of your Yotu? Your father's hand was broken by your elder brother, and you ripped off the last few hairs left by your father. Ye Tu Rabbit, the night rabbit in troubled times."

Kagura blinked innocently and said: "Kagura doesn't know, Kagura has never seen it."

Shenqi and Shenwei fought farther and farther away, and the surrounding streets were affected.

Yinshi lazily said: "Follow up and take a look, the people from the Zhenxuan group should be here soon, wig, run quickly."

The table carried by Gui on his shoulders was thrown directly in front of Yinshi: "It's Gui, not a wig!"

While hiding, Shenqi begged for mercy, and was almost frightened by Shenwei during the virtual boss battle.

"Nissan, don't fight when you meet..."

A cannonball landed at his feet, Shenwei only wanted to fight him.

The flash tip flicked across the fan, drawing a spark.

Shenqi ate several foods that can improve physical strength and endurance in one breath while attacking calmly.

Shenwei didn't try his best, but wanted to see Shenqi improve.

"Too weak."

Compared with Shenwei who has been in the universe all year round, Shenqi is indeed not as strong as him.

As a waste material among the night rabbits, he is indeed weaker than other night rabbits.

I miss the curse spirits a little bit, even Yetu waste material can forcibly beat the curse spirits to scream.

"Where's your little lover?" The wind brought by the fist blew across Shenqi's face.

"panel!!"

The divine power during the previous virtual boss battle was not simulated at all!Even if he deliberately let him stab the knife, it was because if he defeated him, he would have experience to go straight to the big gift bag, and he had to come back after leveling up to level 100.

[The game system is being upgraded...]

【Please wait……】

The tip of the umbrella passed through the transparent panel, and God prayed angrily: "It's been a long time since I've upgraded to a level. Now that it's exposed, I'm starting to level up? My IQ is only 62, but I'm not stupid!"

[The game system is being upgraded...]

【please wait……】

"Are you distracted by fighting with me?"

Shenwei's punch directly landed on Shenqi's abdomen, and the huge impact broke the hit tree.

Shenqi didn't bother to move, waiting for Shenwei's fist to come down.

Unsurprisingly, Kamui's fist landed on his face.

He stretched his instep and kicked him: "Get up, continue."

Shenqi said shamelessly: "I can't get up."

Gintoki and Kagura, the audience outside the arena, complained: "How can you be so spineless, stand up and beat him up!"

Shenqi glared at the two watching guys: "Blow him up? Come on."

Gintoki draped Kagura's shoulders, his eyes flickered: "Why hasn't this brat Shinpachi come to work yet?"

Kagura answered immediately: "The boy who skipped work will have his wages deducted, his wages will be deducted."

Shenwei knelt down, grabbed his face with both hands, and threatened, "Get up."

Shenqi's face was pulled, and he couldn't speak clearly: "No... get up."

After staying with shameless people for a long time, Shenqi evolved directly.

Shenqi secretly clicked on the panel, thinking about whether to use the teleportation point to escape. He has also unlocked many earth teleportation points in the past few days, and escaping is not a problem.

[The game is being updated...]

【Please wait……】

God prayed: "..."

This dog panel is definitely on purpose.

The update information on the panel suddenly changed.

[Game update countdown three, two, one...]

[Function loading...]

God prays to be prepared and run away immediately after the update is completed.

He was running around all over the world, and he didn't believe that Shenwei could still find him.

***

High School of Magic.

Gojo Satoru recently received no less than dozens of deduction records, and the amount was not small.

He put away his phone, no longer read the text messages, and asked, "I have a mission, which one of you is interested?"

"Salmon."

Goujuan has been taking on tasks like crazy recently, leaving little time for himself to rest.

Shenqiliu's wood spirit soup was almost consumed by Goujuan's high-intensity tasks.

Looking at the dwindling number of porcelain bottles, he had the illusion that as soon as he used up all of them, Shenqi would appear with a "swish" and fill up his empty drawers like a snail girl.

Maki and Panda looked at each other and sighed at the same time.

Maki: "Tachi, have you been short of money recently?"

"?" Gou Juan shook his head to express that there was no shortage.

Panda: "You are competing for tasks like this, and Maki and I are going to eat the northwest wind. Even the first-year Nagasaki has complained, saying that you are unfairly competing and taking away several tasks that belong to her."

Gou Juan opened his mouth slightly wide, and the ends of his hair seemed aggrieved: "Muyuhua..."

"Ji, I know you..." Maki spoke halfway and finally swallowed the words, "You can answer it if you want."

The dog took the task and waited outside the door until the assistant supervisor sent him to the task site.

After simply listening to the assistant supervisor's introduction to the task, Gou Juan arrived at the task location.

There is a forest not far from Mount Fuji. This forest has always been a legendary suicide sanctuary. Every year, many people come to the forest to commit suicide.

In a place like this, curses are easy to produce.

The assistants who patrol here regularly discovered a new curse in the woods, so they immediately reported it to the Curse League.

Soon, the Spell Alliance assigned the task.

The dog rolls into the woods, being wary around the woods.

Hanging from the tree in front of him was a man in a yellow trench coat, Osamu Dazai from the detective agency.

The branch that could not bear the weight of an adult broke, and Osamu Dazai fell to the ground and gnawed a mouthful of mud.

Gouju helped him up, and asked by the way: "Salmon?"

Unexpectedly, Dazai didn't appreciate it, and shook off his resentment and asked: "God pray, where did that idiot die, he ran away when he got something, he signed the contract, and I'm going to sue him for bankruptcy."

Gou Juan's eyes darkened, he shook his head and said, "Muyuhua."

Dazai put away the rope, took the phone and cursed: "The place is ruined, you even committed suicide in the holy place, and you have to pay for tickets to come in, bad review, bad review!"

He habitually opens another app on his phone, which still shows that the update is in progress.

Since the day God prayed to skip work, his app for the gourmet shop has been upgrading.

Broken app, as bad as a suicide shrine!

The dog rolled off the dust on his body and continued to move into the woods.

He stopped and looked at the reappearing panel in front of him in surprise.

Compared with before, this panel is much more advanced.

[The game has been upgraded and its functions have been updated. Players are invited to explore by themselves. 】

Goujuan clicked on the panel and saw the flashing red dot on the map, so he tried to click it.

[The only friend God prays, is/is it sent to the friend's location? 】

Goujuan quickly sent a text message to Panda.

[Dog Roll Thorn: I have something to do, this task is transferred to you. ]

After sending, he immediately chose to send.

Shenqi found that the panel had been updated. He clicked on the map and found that the previous teleportation point had been unlocked again.

That means he can go back?

He grabbed Kamui's hand and stood up with strength.

Shenqi hugged Shenwei happily, and Shenwei opened his narrowed eyes, feeling that the silly brother hadn't been beaten enough.

"Nissan, I can go back!"

Kamui asked dangerously, "Where do you go back?"

Shenqi dragged Shenwei to prepare to eat: "Let's go, Nissan, I'll treat you to ten buckets of white rice!"

The past few days have been worrying about food and sleep, but now that the map has been unlocked again, he is so hungry that he could eat dozens of cows alive.

Yinshi wiped away tears: "This is brothers, this is the brotherhood that moves heaven and earth!"

Kagura chased after him: "Brother idiot, I want to eat too."

Yinshi wiped away tears and said cheekily: "Brothers, take me one."

Kagura kicked him away: "Go away, what are you doing with your wretched uncle when other brothers and sisters are reunited?"

Kagura leads the way, planning to take Shenqi to the most expensive restaurant and slaughter him.

The man blocking the intersection in front looked familiar.

Kagura rubbed her eyes: "Second idiot brother, is that the man who took the bed photo with you?"

Kamui narrowed his eyes, closed his umbrella, and pointed the tip of the umbrella, which turned into a cannon, at the man at the intersection in front of him.

"I'm going to kill him~"

The cannonballs came oncoming, and Gou Juan hurriedly dodged.

It seems that he came at the wrong time...