i made a fortune from cursing

Shenqi held a bunch of bought discounted bandages and placed them on Osamu Dazai's desk.

"Summer is almost over, and I can't eat shaved ice without a bandage."

The ingredients for making "Oils in the World" have been collected long ago, except Osamu Dazai's bandages.

Osamu Dazai lazily said, "I'll give it to you if I change it at night."

The next day, Dazai brought a bunch of dirty bandages to Shenqi.

The bandages were long and piled on the table.

He said with disgust, "Mr. Dazai, how often do you change the bandage?"

"Change it every day."

Shenqi retracted the bandage to the panel space and moved his fingers.

"Why do you change it every day and give it to me today! It's almost autumn and I still eat my shaved ice?!"

Nakajima asked puzzledly, "Is there any connection between Mr. Dazai and not being able to eat shaved ice in autumn?"

Kunikida was processing documents and had no time to talk to Nakajima.

He seemed to be the only one working in the entire detective agency.

After collecting the materials for making "Oils in the World", Shenqi took out the pot and started making.

Before Kamiki put the mess in the pot, Nakajima swore he wouldn't eat it if Kamiki forced him.

But after the pot was lifted, he gave in.

This pot of shaved ice looks too delicious!

Ranbu has already stretched out the bowl: "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up."

The smoothie was chilled and topped with golden fruit.

"Delicious!" Ranbu squinted his eyes and enjoyed, "It's like basking in the sun on the beach, but it's not hot at all."

Everyone else looked up at the ceiling, including Kunikida who was processing the documents.

God prayed for an umbrella: "There really is a sun!"

Dazai thumped on the ground: "I'm swimming~"

Kunikida left a nosebleed for some reason: "It's too cool to wear..."

Ranpo said intentionally, "Kunikida is dancing a hula dance."

Kunikida, who was still on the beach just now, came to the bonfire dance in a blink of an eye, and began to dance the hula enthusiastically.

The others formed a circle and began to admire Kunikida's hula dance.

Nakajima applauded: "Mr. Kunikida dances really well."

Dazai propped his head and "cut": "Kunikida-kun is really free, and he went to learn how to dance the hula."

Luanbu laughed and took another bite of shaved ice: "It's fun, it's fun, I want to continue."

"Kunikida learns from elephant jumping." Kunikida didn't respond, and Ranpo took another bite, "Why did it fail so quickly, it's not fun."

Shenqi looked at the recipe, and the special effect of "human oil" can only last for 30 seconds, but the cooling time is a full year.

You can eat with confidence.

"Ranbu, you can't eat any more." Kunikida stopped him from eating shaved ice, and if he continued to eat it, he would definitely have diarrhea tomorrow.

After Shenqi ate up the rest, he was ready to get off work and return to the Conjuration College.

Osamu Dazai instructed: "Remember to go to work on time tomorrow, and wages will be deducted for being late."

Shenqi shrugged indifferently, Mr. Kunikida is in charge of money in the detective agency.

After returning to the dormitory, Shenqi did not find Goujuan to form a team, but went to the simulated boss live broadcast room alone to conquer the ultimate boss Shenwei.

Shenwei held a wooden bucket, and fished food out of it with bare hands.

Rice grains covered his entire face, even the ends of his hair.

"Where's my little lover?"

Shenqi sat cross-legged across from Shenwei, and said speechlessly, "Nissan, can you be more tactful?"

With his mouth full of rice, Shenwei said vaguely, "Can you eat rice like a tease?"

Shenqi took out an assortment of food and poured it into his bucket: "Nissan, let's eat it with a la carte."

Shenwei squinted his eyes, and punched Shenqi directly, hitting his face, and the bridge of his nose was almost crooked by him.

"What I want to eat is white rice, not rice bowl!"

The two brothers who were still in harmony just now are fighting like hell.

Shenqi's fist landed on Shenwei's shoulder, and he said violently, "Eating white rice all the time will make you tired!"

Kamui raised his foot and kicked him sideways: "White rice can't!"

"meeting!"

"will not!"

A red light flashed in Shenwei's eyes, and the umbrella he pulled out suddenly slanted upwards, stabbing into Shenqi's body without hesitation.

He controlled his strength and did not let Shenqi die and exit the battle room directly.

Shenwei brought over the bucket that had just been kicked over, grabbed a handful of white rice with his bare hands and stuffed it into Shenqi's mouth.

He smiled and said, "Eat more, and you will know whether the white rice will be good."

Withdrew from the battle room for the Nth time, cause of death: Stuffed to death by white rice.

"Panel, where did he get so much white rice?!" The first thing Shenqi came out was to question the panel.

[The ultimate boss comes with it. 】

God prayed for the key point with his only 60 IQ: "Bring your own? Isn't it a virtual boss?"

The panel never responded.

Shen Qi entered the battle room again in a rage, and came out again a few minutes later.

Cause of death: Sucked to death by a wooden barrel.

I am afraid that this boss will not be able to kill him, so Shenqi plans to give up.

[Dog Rolling Thorn: Do you want to fight the boss (///ˊˋ///)]

God prayed: "..."

Why is Thorn so concerned about fighting the boss!

[Shenqi: ... fight. ]

After successfully forming a team, the two entered the live broadcast room.Seeing that there was a dog behind him, Kamui's attack became more violent.

Goujuan's physical fitness is not bad, but the gap with Yetu is still far away.

The unprovoked wind blew against his ears, and he took a deep breath.

【do not move! 】

Kamui wanted to struggle, but found that the intensity of the words this time was much stronger than the previous few times.

A second of stagnation allowed Shenqi to seize the opportunity.

The knife drawn from his waist pierced Kamui's chest without hesitation.

Kamui moved his body in front of the knife, allowing him to poke deeper.

"Nissan?"

"I'm waiting for you at Night Rabbit, break your leg."

The meaning of the smile on Kamui's face was unclear, and the entire galaxy began to collapse, and Kamui turned into starlight and merged into it.

[Congratulations to the player Shenqi for conquering the ultimate boss, rewarding "Tiger Skin Nuo Claw" fragments x20, experience directly to the big gift package x1. 】

[The player has collected all the fragments of "Tiger Skin Su Nuo Claw", yes/no to synthesize. 】

"synthesis."

[The player has synthesized a special recipe "Tiger Skin Su Nuo Claw". 】

[Tiger Skin Nuo Claw.

Class: Special.

Ingredients: Su Nuo fingers x2, Kamui's dull hair x1, Elizabeth's leg hair x5, curly hair Yinsang's curly hair x20, Xinbaji's glasses x1, Hijikata's mayonnaise, Okita Sougo's eye mask...

Effect: The eater can communicate with people through dreams, and the cooling time is 10 days. ]

[Have obtained experience direct gift package, yes/no to use it? 】

"use."

[Player Shenqi's personal information has been updated. 】

[Name: God prays.

Level: Level 100.

Intelligence: 62 (no boost, no boost, no boost).

Force: 250++++++

Cooking Level: Level 30.

Teleportation point unlock progress: 100%.

Recipe collection progress: 15%.

Unlocking progress of food guide: 69%

Intermediate appraisal skill experience value: 12888. 】

[Level promotion reward: Unlock the final teleportation point - Night Rabbit. 】

The Yetu teleportation point has been unlocked, and Shenqi feels that this is not a good thing.

[The teleportation point of Yetu has been unlocked, and the remaining teleportation time is 24 hours. 】

[After 24 hours without transmission, it will be forcibly transmitted. 】

The whole night, Shenqi stared at the ceiling and didn't sleep well.

He propped his head up, staring motionlessly at the dog roll next to him.

Goujuan is sorting out the materials for the next exam, in order to prevent his idiot from failing the next exam.

"Spine..." Shenqi opened his mouth, and finally swallowed what he wanted to say.

"Salmon?"

Shenqi stretched out his hand and caught a ray of wind.

He invited: "Let's skip class!"

The countdown on the panel reminded him of the last time he was still here.

He ignored the time on the panel and dragged the dog around the world.

There is no end and no idea where to go.

As the sky gradually darkened, Shenqi brought the dog to the place where he first came into contact with the world's delicacies.

The strong aroma of oden envelops the whole street, the store is not big, and the customers occupy all the seats.

The two waited outside the door, and there were several people in front of them.

There are no more cicadas singing, summer is coming to an end and autumn is coming.

The leaves are blown by the wind and fall from the world, a little bleak.

"Salmon?"

Shenqi's state is not particularly right all day, looking happy is not much different from before, but Goujuan has noticed his uneasiness hidden under his smile.

The number of people in the front row gradually decreased, Shenqi changed the subject and said, "It's our turn!"

The aroma of Oden cooking outside is already very strong, and it is even worse inside the house.

It feels very crowded as soon as you enter the store. There are only two places, which are near the soup stock.

The boss recognized Shenqi at a glance: "It's you, the boy who ate twenty dishes in one sitting."

It has been more than a year, and the boss still remembers him. After all, it is the first time the boss has seen such a big appetite in so many years.

Shenqi recommended to Goujuan many things that he thought were delicious.

Goujuan's eyes fell on Shenqi from time to time, as if he became weird after beating the boss.

Could it be that there is a psychological burden after killing the virtual brother who is the boss?

Gou Juan held Shen Qi's hand hanging on the table, and his little finger gently hooked his thumb.

"Great mustard."

Shenqi held his hand backhand, and Goujuan's fingers were still cold, slightly damp from the mist.

Through the overlapping palms, the body temperature of the two bodies fuses.

He didn't let go of his hand until he went out.

The stars in the sky are sparse and it looks like it will rain tomorrow.

It's disgusting, why did I leave before eating hot pot!

The joy of passing the game is gone, how can there be a game where after level 50, the experience can be directly obtained from the gift bag and directly reach the full level.

Shenqi struggled inwardly: "Do you have to send it back?"

[Remaining time: 50 minutes. 】

"Since it's a teleportation point, if you can teleport it back, you should be able to teleport it back, right?"

This will not delay him going back and forth between Yetu and here, and continue to look for various ingredients and eat delicious things, right?

"Spine and I are bound friends sharing the teleportation point, can he also teleport?"

The first thing the rabbit did when he arrived at Yetu was to run away from Shenwei with his thorns, otherwise he would definitely be beaten to death by Shenwei.

The cursor on the panel kept flickering, and there was an extra line of words on it.

[Insufficient player authority. 】

He hung his head down, and the countdown on the panel was still moving, he couldn't even tell the dog to go back.

Goujuan shook his hand, signaling the absent-minded Shenqi to concentrate on walking.

"spine……"

He opened his mouth, but the words couldn't come out of his mouth.

Clouds gathered in the sky and it started to rain.

Shenqi hurriedly opened the teleportation point and teleported back to the dormitory, the two of them were wet.

Gouju found clothes and pushed him to the bathroom.

It was raining heavily outside, seeping from the windows and dripping in the drawers.

Goujuan was cleaning the water on the table, and opened the leaky drawer, which was full of small porcelain bottles prayed by the gods.

He opened the bigger drawer below, and there were still porcelain bottles inside.

How come there are so many?It seems that there is a lot of volume left in one breath, so much that God will never need to do it for him in the future.

The bathroom door was pulled open, Shenqi's face was covered with steam, and the hair on the top of his head drooped limply.

Goujuan suddenly realized that the problem he had been worrying about seemed to have happened.

"spine……"

This time it's not that God prayed and didn't say it.

Gou Juan hugged him very strongly, as if trying to melt him into his body.

[Countdown: three, two, one. 】

【Remaining transmission time has arrived, start forced transmission. 】

The person in his arms disappeared without any warning.

Goujuan raised his head, and there was no panel in front of him that had been floating in front of him since he became the only friend with Shenqi.

It rained all night, and the dawn did not stop.

Maki threw the umbrella at the door, and after Yi Gu went on a business trip abroad, there were only four seats left in the classroom.

Goujuan silently dragged the desk and chair belonging to Shenqi to the end of the classroom.

The oppressive atmosphere made Maki's voice lower: "What's wrong with Ji? Why did you move Shenqi's table away? Two people quarreled?"

Panda sighed: "Shenqi has returned home."

Maki said speechlessly: "Isn't it just to go home, and Ji can't bear to be separated for a few days? At worst, you can go to him."

The panda pointed to the ceiling: "Shenqi's home is in the sky, how can I find it?"

Only then did Maki remember the setting of God praying for aliens.

"Then there is no way, and it is impossible for me to build a spaceship."

After finishing speaking, Maki kicked the table angrily: "Idiot, don't tell us when you get home, and you must teach him a lesson when you come back!"

"Muyuhua." Even the drooping ends of her hair seemed to be expressing her grievances.

"Not coming back?" Maki stood up and left the classroom.

The panda stopped her: "Class is about to start, Maki, where are you going?"

Maki didn't even look back: "Go to Gojo Gojo to borrow the spaceship, and beat up that idiot myself!"

The panda hesitated to speak: "Why do you think Wu has such a thing..."

Maki: "I don't know, but I feel that Gojo Satoru will come."

"Wu, you really have a spaceship?!"

Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers: "I lied to you."

"Although I don't have a spaceship, I have money. Would you like to hire someone for you?"

"Wooden fish flower."

Goujuan refused, they were not from the same world.

He should have realized it earlier.