i made a fortune from cursing

Natsume heard the conversation between Kamiki and Natori Monday through the mist.

There was a small smile on his face, not too wide. If Mr. Cat was around, he must have started to gloat.

But since I met Natori Monday, he has a halo here in Natsume.

In the sun, it is a shining star, but in the dark where people can't see it, it is a powerful exorcist.

Everyone seems to have two identities, the former and the latter, no matter which one, this is him.

"meet again."

Natsume lowered his head slightly, his fallen hair brushed between his eyebrows, his long eyelashes were stained with water mist, bent and drooped down, casting a small shadow under his eyes.

Shenqi looked around: "What about the talking cat?"

Natori Zhou Yi had a hint of vigilance in his eyes. He who was still warm just now was as sharp as a sword, ready to break through the dangerous mist at any time.

"You mean Teacher Cat? He's at home and didn't come with him."

Natori asked tentatively on Monday, "Do you know each other?"

The reactions of Natsume and Shenqi were very unified: "I don't know each other very well."

"Mr. Natori, this is..." Natsume hesitated to speak, and swallowed the word "conjurer" after thinking again and again, maybe he didn't want to reveal his identity.

Keen Luanbu kept staring in the direction of the door, as if there was someone at the door, absorbing part of the projected light.

Natori Monday followed Ranpo's line of sight, and there stood a shikigami that ordinary people couldn't see.

His thin lips are drawn into a line, and the identities of the two "gourmets" who meet by chance are not simple.

Ranbu quickly retracted his gaze. There are so many unusual things about this matter, and not many of them can catch his attention for a long time.

Natori Monday didn't seem to want to be in touch with them for a long time, and after just a few minutes of soaking, he said goodbye and left.

Luanbu is also happy for them to go, people with secrets in their arms usually don't relax too much.

"Well, I'm sleepy." Ranbu yawned and went ashore with a towel on.

Shenqi stretched his waist and went back to the changing room together with Luanbu.

There was a series of missed calls on the phone, and Luanbu deleted the records and ignored them.

Kamiki's phone rang again, and the caller was Kunikida.

No wonder when I take a hot spring, I always feel like I forget something.

"Hello?" He moved the phone away from his ear, and as expected, he heard the roar.

"God praying!!! Where did you and Ranbu go!!!"

Under Kunikida's voice, Shenqi's voice seemed very weak: "We...are soaking in the hot spring..."

The phone hung up with a snap, and from the decisive point of view, Kunikida was very angry, so angry that he was furious.

"Master Ranpo, shall we go back?"

Luanbu resolutely refused: "No, I will go to the hot spring and eat hot spring eggs tomorrow morning."

"You do not want it?"

"miss you!"

After returning to the room with Luanbu, Shenqi found that he seemed to have forgotten one thing.

Just when he was about to lose sleep, he heard the sound of a dog rolling.

[Dog Juanji: God pray, where are you? ]

By the way, God prayed that he forgot something, and he made an appointment with Goujuan to have supper together.

[Shenqi: If I say that I forgot to have supper with you in the hot spring, will you be angry? ]

Goujuan replied quickly.

[Dog curly thorn: angry ╰(‵ ′)╯]

[Shenqi: The spines are sent here and we will be together tomorrow morning ~ I discovered a new delicacy, hot spring eggs!I can eat five in one sitting!No, fifty! ]

Goujuan clicked on the panel, found Shenqi's location and teleported there.

The quilt on the ground had a bulge, Shenqi heard the movement and lifted the quilt.

There was a plate of barbecue hidden in the cup, and there were only two or three yuan left to eat. Shenqi, who looked up innocently, had oil residue and cumin on his mouth.

Dog Roll: "Salmon...?"

"Master Ranpo taught you to have a sense of atmosphere when eating."

The hair on Shenqi's head was forsythias everywhere, and he stuffed another piece of meat into his mouth while speaking.

Edogawa Ranpo?The people in the detective agency handed him some messy things.

He squatted down, squinted his eyes and said vigilantly, "Salted fish roe?"

"Together with Ranpo-sama, we soaked in the hot spring and ate hot spring eggs."

The dog curled his head, his hair drooped listlessly, and even the ends of his hair shook aggrievedly when he moved.

He complained: "Muyuhua!"

Facing Goujuan's accusation, Shenqi held up the plate and handed it to him, flattering him, "Do you want to eat?"

The dog folded its arms and shook its head, then nodded suddenly after a while.

God prayed to give him all the remaining meat, but Goujuan seemed to refuse again.

There was a sly light in his eyes, Shenqi was very familiar with it.He immediately covered his ears not to listen to what Gou Juan said, but the voice still penetrated into his ears through his fingers.

"come over."

He came over uncontrollably, his chin was lifted by the hand rolled by the dog and he was forced to raise his head.

The dogs curled up, their warm breaths intertwined.

He stretched out the tip of his tongue and licked Shenqi's lips, his slightly curved eyes were full of smiles.

good smell.

"Salmon~"

There is some truth to the fact that eating requires a sense of atmosphere.

For the nth time, Shenqi tried to counterattack and failed, but he refused to accept his fate.

In the early morning, the mountains are foggy and shrouded in clouds.

Drops of water slide off the edges of the leaves.

After washing, Shenqi imitated yesterday's Luanbu and couldn't wait to show Goujuan his newly learned method of hot spring eggs.

They got up very early, and there was no one in the hot springs in the early morning.

The mist steamed, burning Shenqi's face red.

The dog poured water on his face maliciously, and the water droplets wet the eyelashes, which were slender and fragile.

Not to be outdone, Shenqi poured it back, the dog's curly hair stuck together, and the water droplets slid down the hair and fell into the water, causing ripples.

Today is a cloudy day, the sky is dark and oppressive, the sun cannot be seen, the black clouds seem to be pressing down on the ground, and it is so heavy that it is impossible to breathe.

Shenqi, who has been separated from the sun all year round, doesn't like sunny days, but prefers gloomy and cloudy days without the sun.

There was an unusual fishy smell in the blowing wind, and the spring water was stirred up by weak earthquakes.

The birds in the forest flutter their wings and fly high, disturbing the people who breathe the fresh air in the early morning.

Natori's expression tensed.

The friend account in Natsume's hand kept turning the pages, and finally closed it.

There are demons in the mountains.

"It is said that there is a monster sealed in this mountain. I thought it was a rumor at first, but I didn't expect it to be true."

On Monday, Natori brought the tools for eliminating demons and prepared to go to the mountains to eliminate demons.

Natsume caught up with him: "Mr. Natori, where are you going?"

"Of course it's exorcising demons."

Luanbu, who was still sleeping, was pulled out of the quilt by Shenqi. Before Luanbu woke up, Shenqi had already sent him back to the detective agency.

A big change is about to happen in the mountain, and Luanbu, who has brains but has no power to restrain chickens, is not suitable to stay there.

The sudden sound of the door opening woke Luanbu up, and he smacked his eyes in a daze, still holding the quilt in his arms.

The emerald eyes were covered with a thin layer of mist, and the lazy cat huddled in the cup yawned, and then its eyes widened in the next second.

If you read correctly, this is a detective agency!

What did he say, was it a dream to soak in the hot spring and eat hot spring eggs last night?

After the quilt was rolled, the dreamer continued to dream.

Shenqi and Goujuan have gone deep into the mountains.

"Tuna mayonnaise." Goujuan said warily.

Shenqi nodded, pushed aside the vines blocking the way, and a rabbit emerged from it.

The rabbit realized that God prayed, showed its potential, and disappeared in an instant.

"...Am I that scary?"

The dog roll nodded.

[Dog Curly Thorn: Horrible, it would be terrible to eat them. ]

The shaking is still intensifying. On the surface, it is just an ordinary earthquake. After all, earthquakes are not uncommon in Neon.

Natori Monday looked at the broken seal on the ground, took out a knife and cut his palm to mix the blood in the water.

The seal on the ground is very complicated, and he is not sure about re-engraving it completely.

Bad thoughts welled up in my heart, the person sealed under this seal is a powerful monster.

So strong that he couldn't beat it at all.

The friend account in Natsume's pocket was still vibrating, and two little monsters poked their heads behind the tree to remind him: "Master Natsume, get out of here, the seal is loose, and the monsters sealed here by Reiko-sama will come and steal the friend account."

Natsume knew them, they came yesterday to find the monster who asked for a name.

"Is the monster here sealed by Grandma Reiko?"

The monster approached Natsume and said softly: "The monster sealed inside is a big monster that has been alive since the Warring States Period. The big monster who has been sleeping for some reason has woken up and eaten a lot of humans and monsters. When Reiko-sama finds out, she will seal it. In this mountain."

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and the frightened two little monsters shrank back in fright.

The soil on the ground began to loosen, and something was about to break through the ground.

Natori Monday's seal was just a touch away.

A crack split the entire mountain, and it was too late.

"It's so big..." Shenqi opened the umbrella to block the falling stones, and he regretted, "It's a pity that I can't eat..."

[Cat demon left over from the Warring States Period, special-grade ingredients. ]

[Recommended special recipes "The Demon Can't Do It" "Eighteen Kinds of Cat Demon Recipes"...]

The food recommended by the panel is getting more and more strange, but if this big monster can eat, Shenqi will not let it go.

Gunshots sounded, and each bullet accurately fell into the monster's eyes.

The huge roar caused the already precarious mountain to vibrate violently.

"Who are these two people?"

Natsume hesitated, "Mr. Natori, they are very powerful."

Huge feet descended from the sky, and Natori Monday's shikigami stood in front of him: "Master, let's go."

The cat demon is large in size, but its activities are not so flexible.

Shenqi jumped up, and the umbrella split the stones brought up by the claws of the cat demon.

He went straight to the cat monster, and the monster whose eyes were injured by Shenqi's bullet could only be distinguished by his voice.

But the sound is too loud, it feels like there are people in all directions.

Its hard arm was pierced by the umbrella, and with great strength, it swiped down with the umbrella, but in just a few minutes, the cat demon's arm was cut off by Shenqi.

"They... are very powerful..."

Natsume was silent, he had seen how these two people destroyed the world, and they were extremely destructive.

First the arms, then the head, then the body.

The huge monster was easily dismembered by Shenqi.

After being sealed for many years, this monster doesn't seem to have much power other than its huge size.

"It's done."

Goujuan began to pick up the ingredients that fell on the ground with Shenqi.

Shenqi, who found that one arm was missing, pulled out the two monsters hiding behind the tree: "Give it back to me."

Tremblingly, the two monsters handed back the arm of the cat demon that had been secretly hidden to them.

Shenqi took out the knife and began to process the ingredients on the spot.

Natori, who wanted to ask their identities, was a little dazed on Monday. Are they going to boil the cat demon's body?

Shenqi took out the kitchenware components, including pots and pans.

Natori Monday: "..."

Things are getting more and more inexplicable...

Shenqi said enthusiastically: "Mr. Natori, do you want to eat together?"

Komaki's radar to detect his rivals is activated, and he keeps a close eye on Natori Monday.

"...No need, who are you?"

"We are magicians." Shenqi replied.

"Conjurer?" No wonder there is such a great power.

Shenqi threw the cat monster's meat into the pot, and he was still inviting Natori Monday: "Mr. Natori, do you want to eat together? If you feel embarrassed, just sign me more autographs."

Natori refused again on Monday: "...No need."

Monster meat, will you have diarrhea if you eat it?

He and Natsume glanced at each other, and had no intention of joining in for a big meal.

"Salmon?" Gou Juan couldn't help asking after the people left.

"Of course not. Mr. Natori's signature is very valuable, and you can make a lot of money by selling it on the website!"

Dog Roll: "..."

It's so... In terms of making money by using your brains, no one can compare to God's prayer.