i made a fortune from cursing

Shenqi prepared two super big onions to find Gojo Satoru.

It's rare for Gojo Satoru to stay in the office instead of on a mission.

Fu Heisher's posture is enchanting, half lying down, playing with the mobile phone he got from Gojo Satoru.

Getting along with Gojo Wu day and night, he also knows the password of Gojo Wu's mobile phone, these passwords include: phone unlock password, photo album unlock password, SMS unlock password, payment software password, bank card transfer password...

He even began to think, or use Wujo Wu's money net to buy a mobile phone.

"what are you doing?"

Shenqi took out the chopping board and knife from the panel space and started cutting onions. Fu Heisher took the time to glance at him. Shenqi was cutting onions while weeping...

The smell of onion was very pungent, Fuheshier moved to the side of the table, and touched Wujo Satoru's drinking cup.

The cup slipped off the edge, and Gojo Satoru caught it with his hands just in time.

Shenqi's strange behavior made Gojo Satoru ask the same question as Fuheisher before: "What are you doing?"

He got excited and wanted to get closer to Shenqi, but was choked back by the smell of onions.

"It's for the teacher to cook, right?!"

Fu Heisher gave him a blank look, and ordered: "The courier is here, let me pick it up."

Gojo Satoru snatched the phone and changed the unlock code again.

He said two words coldly: "Return, goods."

Fu Heisher immediately jumped up: "Wujo Wu, are you making trouble for no reason?"

Shenqi had already chopped the onion, his eyes were red, and he began to lament the power of the onion in his heart, which made him burst into tears.

No hunk can resist the power of onions, and the adorable mascot, Fuheshier, is even more irresistible.

"bring it on."

Fu Heisher sensed that something was wrong, and jumped over the pile of books on the table that was as high as a hill.

Due to its small size, its movements are flexible.

Gojo Satoru took a cake and ate it, and sat on a chair to watch Shenqi catch Fuhesher, which was much more interesting than watching a movie.

"Don't force me!" Shenqi threatened.

Fu Heisher provocatively said: "Catch me first."

Shenqi stopped, took out his cell phone from his pocket and dialed.

A somewhat distorted voice from Goujuu came from the phone: "Stop, don't move."

With the help of Goujuanyanling, Shenqi caught Fu Heisher.

Gojo Satoru's mouth was full of sweet and greasy cakes, and he muttered: "I have sent people out on business trips, and I can still be shown like this."

Shenqi unceremoniously shook the onion at Fu Heisher's eyes, and Fu Heisher's arrogant face turned into an embarrassing face, and then into a crying face.

Tears dripped from his eyes, he was attacked by an onion, he shed tears, and cried into a meme.

The flashlight shone on his face, and Gojo Satoru took the photo and sent it to Fukuroi.

[Gojo Satoru: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]]

[Fu Heihui: ... I'm in class, don't disturb me. ]

[Wujo Satoru: If you ignore me, I will cry.jpg. ]

[Fu Heihui: ... blocked:)]

[Gojo Satoru: You cry coldly.jpg. ]

The red exclamation mark next to it means that Gojo Satoru has been hacked by Fuheihui.

He pursed his lips and took back his phone, bored.

Shenqi has already collected the tears and put them in the panel space, and is waiting to collect Xia Youjie's tears and then mix the two tears.

Fu Heisher was so tired and paralyzed from crying, like a dehydrated fish, his eyes lost hope for life.

Shenqi checked the cookbook "Less Anger and Lowering Fire" he had just bought, and another ingredient still needed the cooperation of Wujo Satoru who was present.

The light in front of Wujo Wu's eyes was blocked by Shenqi, and Fuheisher's miserable appearance just now made Wujo Wu feel that there was absolutely nothing good for Shenqi standing in front of him at this time.

"Teacher Wutiao, will you help your students with a small favor?" Shen Qi compared how small the favor was with his fingers.

Gojo Satoru said directly, "No help."

As if Shenqi didn't hear it, he took out the prepared strawberry-flavored lip balm from his pocket: "Teacher Wutiao put this on, and give me a lip print."

Wujo Wu's pupils were shocked: "I'm afraid this is a bit inappropriate. When your dog roll knows he's not around, you are so..."

God prayed puzzled: "What does it have to do with thorns?"

Wujo Wujo wanted to speak but stopped saying: "Shenqi, I know the charm of the teacher, right? How long have you been secretly in love with the teacher? It is impossible for us."

"...Teacher Wujo, are you dreaming? I like Ji, how can I have a crush on you."

Fu Heisher didn't miss any chance to mock Wujo Wu: "Tsk, what a face? Wujo Wu, you think you are money, and everyone likes it?"

Gojo Wuli said bluntly: "I am not money, but I have money."

Shenqi agreed: "Teacher Wutiao is indeed rich."

Gojo Satoru pulled Shenqi to the side and sat down, with the appearance of an old father: "Shenqi, you are still young, you can come later to fall in love."

Shenqi said straight to his heart: "Wait till it's as late as Teacher Wutiao? Doesn't anyone like Teacher Wutiao? Even if Teacher Wutiao is rich, people don't like him?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

In the past, he was usually the one who stabbed people with a knife.

"Can you stop poking people like this when you talk, and I don't fall in love because no one likes it, but me, no, talk!"

Shenqi looked at Wutiao Wu: "Teacher Wutiao seems to be a person who doesn't know how to fall in love."

I am very busy every day, busy completing tasks to eliminate the curse spirit, if I fall in love, I will definitely not see my lover a few times.

He missed him a little after he and Gou Juan were separated for a few days, and the taste of Gou Juan would be discounted if he didn't eat gourmet food.

People like Wujo Satoru who often can't be with their lovers will definitely be dumped.

God prays for his sympathy.

Gojo Wu took the lipstick and said angrily: "It doesn't matter to you, you can do whatever you want, I can't care about falling in love with the curse spirit."

"It's finished, where is it printed? On the face?"

God prayed: "...on the cup."

Gojo Satoru reached for the cup on the table with his long arm, and made a lip print on the cup wall.

After printing, Gojo Satoru licked his lower lip, strawberry, a little sweet.

He conveniently stuffed the lipstick into his pocket, and had no intention of returning it to Shenqi.

[Create the ingredients "Cup with Gojo Satoru lip prints with strawberry-flavored lipstick" for "Less Anger and Fire" have been collected. 】

"Teacher Wutiao, I'm leaving."

Gojo Satoru immediately saw off the guest: "Hurry up, every time you come to my place, you have to take something away."

"Thank you, Teacher Wutiao, the food is ready and I will share it with you."

Thinking that the food God prayed for him might be made from Fuheshier's tears and the cup with his lip prints on it, Gojo Satoru had no intention of eating.

Shenqi looked at the time and was about to go to work at the detective agency, which happened to have the ingredients he needed.

He printed out an attachment to the recipe, which is an excerpt from a poem called "In Sorrows Soiled."

dong dong dong.

Shenqi knocked on the door of the president's office.

"Please come in."

Fukuzawa Yukichi's voice was deep and characteristic, not rushing, like tea leaves floating in a teacup, slowly fluctuating with the tea.

The door opened a crack, and an orange-pink head poked in: "President Fukuzawa, I would like to ask you for a favor."

Shenqi unconsciously used honorifics, Fukuzawa Yukichi's aura is very strong, and the few times he met Shenqi, he never saw him smile, but through the information of the intermediate identification technique, he found that President Fukuzawa is very "cute" "people.

[Fukuzawa Yukichi, the president of the Armed Detective Agency, an invisible cat controler, talks to cats in his spare time. ]

"come in."

Fukuzawa Yukichi tidied up the table. Haruko Haruno was not here today, so he made a cup of tea for God to pray to.

Shenqi doesn't like drinking tea, it's a bit bitter and doesn't suit his taste.

Even though he didn't like drinking tea, Shenqi took a sip from the cup.

Fukuzawa Yukichi glanced at the paper with poetry printed on it that Qi gave him: "Read this?"

Shenqi nodded, like a chicken pecking at rice.

Fukuzawa Yukichi raised his eyes and looked at him warily.

The office was very quiet, only the breathing of the two of them and the occasional sound of Shenqi drinking tea nervously.

He didn't like drinking tea, so he drank up a cup of tea without knowing it, and he didn't dare to vomit after eating tea leaves by accident.

President Fukuzawa, a little scary...

If he continues to read, Shenqi will give up this recipe.

"it is good."

"Thank you, President!"

Shenqi took out his mobile phone and placed it on the table.

The wind blows from the window, and the gauze curtains are blown.The afterglow of the setting sun dyed the curtains and slanted on Fukuzawa Yukichi's hair.

"In the tainted sorrow

Today the fine snow is about to fall

in filthy sorrow

Today the breeze blows and will visit

......"

The sound of flowing is like tea brewed in the morning, with a slight mist.

The petals of the falling cherry blossoms are covered with dew, the snow outside the window melts, the petals fall to the ground, and the dew melts into the snow.

There is a gust of wind blowing, and you can smell the breath of spring.

The unreasonable picture is very harmonious, and the scenes of the four seasons are mixed together, grand and magnificent.

Fukuzawa Yuji finished reading, but Shenqi has not returned to God.

The words that seemed a bit boring to him suddenly became very interesting.

Words are powerful, just like Goujuan's speech.

"Do you still want to read it?" Fukuzawa Yukichi asked.

Shenqi looked at the phone, and said with some embarrassment: "I... forgot to press the recording."

Fukuzawa Yukichi took a sip of tea, and said in an elder's tone: "Don't be so rash in doing things."

Shenqi didn't dare to refute, so he could only nod his head in response.

I was taught a lesson... It was so scary that I didn't dare to talk back...

After getting the audio, Shenqi immediately escaped from the president's office.

"The president is worthy of being the president, the momentum is too strong."

The three-flowered cat wagged its tail and walked past Shenqi. The three-flowered cat raised its head proudly, step by step like a model walking a catwalk.

Shenqi saw pride in it.

What's so proud of it?

After collecting the president's audio, all that's left is...

Shenqi's eyes are fixed on the cat, the ingredients that need to be collected in the detective agency, and the beard stubble on the chin of Natsume Soseki who has become a cat.

Sanhuamao sensed the danger keenly, jumped out of the window and onto the roof.

Shenqi immediately caught up and followed Sanhuamao to the roof.

"do not run!"

The cat ran very fast, but it never got rid of Shenqi behind it.

A stone flew over, Shenqi snatched it sideways, Sanhuamao didn't know when it lifted the stone with its paw.

He chased after him closely, even if the cat disappeared on the roof, he could still find the cat exactly.

The cat jumped off the roof and into the crowd.

Shenqi didn't follow, but continued to track Sanhuamao on the roof.

The three-flowered cat landed on the ground and turned into a human in a hidden place.

Natsume Soseki held a cane and walked unhurriedly to the Yokohama pier.

In this way, he did not believe that the kid from the detective agency could find him.

Shenqi circled to the front, looking at the oncoming people, Natsume Soseki didn't panic at all.

"found it!"

Natsume Soseki: "...??"

I made a mistake, so I can still recognize it? !