i made a fortune from cursing
Chapter 59
"God prays that you really abuse cats?" Panda asked earnestly, "Are you abusing pandas or not?"
Shenqi answered him earnestly: "Not cruel, but I eat pandas, such as steamed panda heads, charcoal-grilled panda claws and so on."
The panda's face was distorted with fright, and he said in horror: "Pandas are not tasty, don't eat pandas!"
Fu Heihui moved an inch to the side, exposing the panda behind him, he said helplessly: "Senior, it's so noisy."
The panda, who was still terrified just now, immediately began to bully Fu Hei. He rubbed Fu Heihui's face from side to side.
"Student Fuhei is too unlovable, look at Youren and learn more."
The praised Knotweed Yujin immediately showed a naive smile, the sunshine was comparable to the sun above his head.
Maki finally finished reading the post: "What are these, some of them seem to be nonsense, why so many people believe it."
God prayed in agreement: "I also think that it says that Jing Huajiang is seven feet tall, with long fangs in her mouth to kill people and suck blood, but don't they all post pictures of Jing Huajiang's back, no matter how you look at it, she is not seven feet..."
"Netizens listen to the wind and rain, and when they are slightly rhythmic, they get hot-headed and yell at them. They express their doubts under the post, but they are scolded for nothing. These people are just watching the fun, and they don't really know what the truth is. care."
Nagasaki Wild Rose thought of the chaotic battles she had seen between fans of celebrities, and there were also mindless rumors flying all over the sky.
The rumors of God praying for cat abuse spread all over the high school of conjuration, but most of the students, including themselves, just took it as a joke.
"Yo, isn't this the cat abuser and demon god Qijun?"
Gojo Satoru greeted Shenqi excitedly.
Shenqi leaned against the dog, looking too lazy to talk to him.
"Can you two not be bound every day?" Gojo Satoru looked annoying, as if no one had friends yet.
He kicked Shenqi: "Don't be paralyzed, and I will go to Yayuan with Yidizhi to perform a mission later."
"I just want to be a salted fish, eating and sleeping every day."
"Salmon." No matter what God prayed for, Gou Juan absolutely agreed.
Wait, Yahara?
Shenqi looked at the hot pot ingredients he still lacked, and two of them were collected in Yayuan.
Shenqi pulled up the dog roll: "Let's go, let's go to the mission."
Gojo Satoru: "...Did I ask the two of you to complete the task together?"
The panda sighed vicissitudes of life: "Wu, Shenqi and Goujuan were glued together tightly by tape before we knew it, and became an inseparable CP."
"Why are you looking at me? I know I'm attractive, but we have reproductive isolation, it's impossible."
The panda struggled and said, "Wu, don't reject me."
Maki, who couldn't see it, punched the panda directly and dragged it away.
"It's disgusting, what kind of stimulation have you been receiving recently? Is it normal! Do pandas have estrus too?!"
Gojo Satoru frowned in disgust, shook his hair and said narcissistically, "As expected of me, Gojo Satoru everyone loves."
Nagasaki Wild Rose asked blankly, "Let's go?"
Fu Heihui nodded: "Go."
Knotabagi Yuhito waved: "Goodbye, Mr. Wujo."
Wujo Wu said to himself: "Did my charm make them feel ashamed?"
"Ouch..." Fu Heisher, who was carried in Gojo Satoru's pocket, directly expressed his nausea with actions.
Gojo Satoru took Fuheshier out of his pocket, and waved vigorously at the sun in the sky.
"Let's go."
The small black dot disappeared, and the next second it fell from midair and landed precisely in Gojo Satoru's hair.
Fu Heisher parted his hair and asked: "Your student's ability has been exposed. The high-level conjurers, curse masters, curse spirits and other forces have all been eyeing him, and now he is involved in the troubles of Yokohama. This time There is a good show to watch."
Gojo Satoru pulled Fu Heisher out of his hair and stuffed it into his pocket. He raised his eyes to see the stormy sky.
"So what, my Gojo Satoru Club can't protect a student from each other? A joke."
Fu Heisher rolled his eyes, he is the one who can pretend to be a brat who pretends to be aggressive.
***
[Transportation point, Yayuan, yes/no to unlock? 】
"Unlock."
Yidizhi Jiegao parked his car outside the village. The whole village has been abandoned, and a "tent" has been built around it.
Some fat beckoning cats stood on the top of the tree with half-drowned eyes watching the stranger enter the long-abandoned village exposed by the dry season—Futaba Village.
The lucky cat is fat, but as soft as a pool of water. It jumps in the forest, startling the birds.
The chubby paws kept flapping the flying bird.
"Natsume!"
The brown boy passed by the bridge, and the warm sunshine fell on the corners of his eyes and brows.
Seeing the dirty beckoning cat at his feet, he frowned, and took out a tissue to help the beckoning cat wipe off the mud spots and bird feathers on its fur.
"Mr. Cat, you're so dirty."
Not only did the Lucky Cat not cooperate, but it even got worse and rolled on the ground.He shook his head, and the cat's paw pointed at the vehicles parked on the road.
Natsume Takashi looked over, it was just an ordinary car parked on the side of the road.
He was puzzled and asked, "Is there something wrong with Mr. Cat's car?"
The lucky cat lazily pointed to the bridge again.
Natsume leaned on the bridge pole and looked under the bridge. The water was so clear that he could see a few fish swimming in it.
"Mr. Cat, you have to catch the fish yourself."
Sanhuamao's half-opened eyes finally opened: "Natsume, don't you feel anything unusual?"
Natsume said: "I can feel a faint evil spirit, but it's not strong, so it can be ignored."
The three-flowered cat jumped off the bridge.
There was no splash on the water, and the cat that had just jumped disappeared out of thin air.
Natsume hurriedly got off the bridge from the side path, and when he approached, he found that a strange black barrier covered the dilapidated village out of the water.
There are many monsters lying on the edge of the barrier. They stick their faces on it, and when they see Natsume appearing, they start to slap the barrier excitedly.
"Natsume-sama, I'm here to ask for my name back."
"We're also here to get back our names..."
Natsume approached the tent, but found that the barrier did not block him, and he entered unimpeded.
He carried the account of friends with him, and the monsters trapped in the barrier began to line up to ask for their names.
This book of friends was made by Natsume's grandmother Reiko, and there are many monsters' names written on it.
The names of monsters are different from those of humans, and their names contain special power. Most of the monsters that Reiko wrote into the friend account were not willing, but were defeated by Reiko's fist.
Natsume, who accidentally inherited the account of friends, began a long journey of returning his name.
It’s just that I don’t know why, every time I return a name, I have to tear off a piece of paper, and the account of friends is getting thicker and thicker.
Lucky Cat watched Natsume keep tearing up the friend account and returning the name of the monster and said angrily: "If you continue like this, my friend account will be gone!"
That's right, it's his account of friends.
A big monster is possessed in the body of the beckoning cat not to see Reiko's descendants return the monster's name to them, but to snatch friends' accounts and make the group of monsters!
The three-flowered cat jumped up and opened its mouth, grabbed the friend's book and got into the deserted forest.
Is Reiko's grandson an idiot?Do you want to be squeezed out of so many monster names in one breath?
Natsume swayed, and the monster beside him supported him in time.
"Natsume-sama, do you still have the name?"
Natsume rubbed her head, stood still and said, "Don't worry, I will return your names. I will go to Mr. Cat first, and return your names after I get back the friend account."
Most of the names have been returned, and there are still a small half of monsters whose names have not been returned.
The monsters whose names have not been returned urged: "Master Natsume, hurry up, if the dry season passes, we will be trapped back to the bottom of the river with the village chief."
After walking a few steps, Natsume backed away. He glanced at the dark barrier and asked, "Do you know what's going on?"
The monsters began to talk in a hurry, chirping like birds.
"Tell me."
The monster pointed by Natsume had a strange mask on his face. He said, "It won't take long for us to get out of this strange barrier, and I don't know what's going on."
A monster interrupted: "Master Natsume, it's strange recently. This village was submerged a long time ago due to a flood, and we also sank to the bottom of the water along with the submerged village. A few days ago, due to the low water level during the dry season, the village reappeared. , but something strange happened..."
Seeing that he spoke slowly, the impatient monster squeezed him away and began to say to himself: "The village is very gloomy, and there will be will-o'-the-wisps at night, which is scary. What's even more frightening is that when the will-o'-the-wisps start to float, the whole village will start to rebuild and restore to its original state." Before the flood, the former villagers would still appear, as if the subsequent disaster never happened.”
A monster answered: "Those villagers are in a strange state. There is a strange thing on each of their heads. As long as I get close, I will feel uncomfortable. And the things on their heads are still eating their flesh. Head, it’s too scary. Because of this, I hurriedly asked Natsume-sama for his name and left here.”
Natsume felt a little absurd, the people standing in front of him were obviously a group of monsters, how could they still be afraid of some supernatural phenomena, they themselves were very unscientific.
"That's right! Natsume-sama, there are three humans who suddenly visited. It was after they came that this barrier was added, and the orange-haired human can still see us."
Some timid monsters have begun to cry.
"He's so scary, he looks like he's going to eat us!"
Natsume touched the monster's head and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, I'll go and see the situation, and I'll return the name to you immediately after I get back the friend account."
The female monster who was comforted by Natsume said shyly, "Lord Natsume is so gentle, human beings are not all bad."
"His smell is also very pleasant, but it is somewhat similar to Reiko."
"Don't mention Reiko, don't mention Reiko, my head is starting to hurt!"
"Woo, I was beaten by Reiko too."
"We've all been beaten..."
"I still wrestled with her, and I lost my teeth..."
The monsters looked at him who had no teeth, and said sympathetically, "That's worse for you."
God prayed to release the captured little monster, and he asked the panel for the third time.
"Can't these monsters really be eaten?" He had eaten monsters during the Warring States period.
[...No, these are not ingredients in the special map and cannot be eaten. 】
Goujuan followed Shenqi, watching him grab a handful of air and release it.
"Salmon?"
Shenqi grabbed the little demon who had just put it down, and put him in Goujuan's hands: "Do you feel it?"
Goujuan felt that the air Shenqi placed in his palm seemed to have weight, and he stretched out his finger to poke the air.
Fingertips passed through the air, but felt the presence of something.
"Woodfish flower?!"
Shenqi picked up the monster and put him on the ground, he proudly said: "This is a monster, I can see it but you can't!"
The dog curled his fingers and pinched Shenqi's swollen face, he threatened: "Salmon?"
God begged for mercy: "I'm not proud, I'm not proud, I beg for mercy."
The dog roll changed from pinching to touching, and the atmosphere became a little ambiguous.
Yidizhi Jiegao, who was walking in front, was a little bit heartbroken. Was he being treated as a light bulb?
He stopped suddenly and looked around vigilantly.
"A stranger has entered the account."
Shenqi answered him earnestly: "Not cruel, but I eat pandas, such as steamed panda heads, charcoal-grilled panda claws and so on."
The panda's face was distorted with fright, and he said in horror: "Pandas are not tasty, don't eat pandas!"
Fu Heihui moved an inch to the side, exposing the panda behind him, he said helplessly: "Senior, it's so noisy."
The panda, who was still terrified just now, immediately began to bully Fu Hei. He rubbed Fu Heihui's face from side to side.
"Student Fuhei is too unlovable, look at Youren and learn more."
The praised Knotweed Yujin immediately showed a naive smile, the sunshine was comparable to the sun above his head.
Maki finally finished reading the post: "What are these, some of them seem to be nonsense, why so many people believe it."
God prayed in agreement: "I also think that it says that Jing Huajiang is seven feet tall, with long fangs in her mouth to kill people and suck blood, but don't they all post pictures of Jing Huajiang's back, no matter how you look at it, she is not seven feet..."
"Netizens listen to the wind and rain, and when they are slightly rhythmic, they get hot-headed and yell at them. They express their doubts under the post, but they are scolded for nothing. These people are just watching the fun, and they don't really know what the truth is. care."
Nagasaki Wild Rose thought of the chaotic battles she had seen between fans of celebrities, and there were also mindless rumors flying all over the sky.
The rumors of God praying for cat abuse spread all over the high school of conjuration, but most of the students, including themselves, just took it as a joke.
"Yo, isn't this the cat abuser and demon god Qijun?"
Gojo Satoru greeted Shenqi excitedly.
Shenqi leaned against the dog, looking too lazy to talk to him.
"Can you two not be bound every day?" Gojo Satoru looked annoying, as if no one had friends yet.
He kicked Shenqi: "Don't be paralyzed, and I will go to Yayuan with Yidizhi to perform a mission later."
"I just want to be a salted fish, eating and sleeping every day."
"Salmon." No matter what God prayed for, Gou Juan absolutely agreed.
Wait, Yahara?
Shenqi looked at the hot pot ingredients he still lacked, and two of them were collected in Yayuan.
Shenqi pulled up the dog roll: "Let's go, let's go to the mission."
Gojo Satoru: "...Did I ask the two of you to complete the task together?"
The panda sighed vicissitudes of life: "Wu, Shenqi and Goujuan were glued together tightly by tape before we knew it, and became an inseparable CP."
"Why are you looking at me? I know I'm attractive, but we have reproductive isolation, it's impossible."
The panda struggled and said, "Wu, don't reject me."
Maki, who couldn't see it, punched the panda directly and dragged it away.
"It's disgusting, what kind of stimulation have you been receiving recently? Is it normal! Do pandas have estrus too?!"
Gojo Satoru frowned in disgust, shook his hair and said narcissistically, "As expected of me, Gojo Satoru everyone loves."
Nagasaki Wild Rose asked blankly, "Let's go?"
Fu Heihui nodded: "Go."
Knotabagi Yuhito waved: "Goodbye, Mr. Wujo."
Wujo Wu said to himself: "Did my charm make them feel ashamed?"
"Ouch..." Fu Heisher, who was carried in Gojo Satoru's pocket, directly expressed his nausea with actions.
Gojo Satoru took Fuheshier out of his pocket, and waved vigorously at the sun in the sky.
"Let's go."
The small black dot disappeared, and the next second it fell from midair and landed precisely in Gojo Satoru's hair.
Fu Heisher parted his hair and asked: "Your student's ability has been exposed. The high-level conjurers, curse masters, curse spirits and other forces have all been eyeing him, and now he is involved in the troubles of Yokohama. This time There is a good show to watch."
Gojo Satoru pulled Fu Heisher out of his hair and stuffed it into his pocket. He raised his eyes to see the stormy sky.
"So what, my Gojo Satoru Club can't protect a student from each other? A joke."
Fu Heisher rolled his eyes, he is the one who can pretend to be a brat who pretends to be aggressive.
***
[Transportation point, Yayuan, yes/no to unlock? 】
"Unlock."
Yidizhi Jiegao parked his car outside the village. The whole village has been abandoned, and a "tent" has been built around it.
Some fat beckoning cats stood on the top of the tree with half-drowned eyes watching the stranger enter the long-abandoned village exposed by the dry season—Futaba Village.
The lucky cat is fat, but as soft as a pool of water. It jumps in the forest, startling the birds.
The chubby paws kept flapping the flying bird.
"Natsume!"
The brown boy passed by the bridge, and the warm sunshine fell on the corners of his eyes and brows.
Seeing the dirty beckoning cat at his feet, he frowned, and took out a tissue to help the beckoning cat wipe off the mud spots and bird feathers on its fur.
"Mr. Cat, you're so dirty."
Not only did the Lucky Cat not cooperate, but it even got worse and rolled on the ground.He shook his head, and the cat's paw pointed at the vehicles parked on the road.
Natsume Takashi looked over, it was just an ordinary car parked on the side of the road.
He was puzzled and asked, "Is there something wrong with Mr. Cat's car?"
The lucky cat lazily pointed to the bridge again.
Natsume leaned on the bridge pole and looked under the bridge. The water was so clear that he could see a few fish swimming in it.
"Mr. Cat, you have to catch the fish yourself."
Sanhuamao's half-opened eyes finally opened: "Natsume, don't you feel anything unusual?"
Natsume said: "I can feel a faint evil spirit, but it's not strong, so it can be ignored."
The three-flowered cat jumped off the bridge.
There was no splash on the water, and the cat that had just jumped disappeared out of thin air.
Natsume hurriedly got off the bridge from the side path, and when he approached, he found that a strange black barrier covered the dilapidated village out of the water.
There are many monsters lying on the edge of the barrier. They stick their faces on it, and when they see Natsume appearing, they start to slap the barrier excitedly.
"Natsume-sama, I'm here to ask for my name back."
"We're also here to get back our names..."
Natsume approached the tent, but found that the barrier did not block him, and he entered unimpeded.
He carried the account of friends with him, and the monsters trapped in the barrier began to line up to ask for their names.
This book of friends was made by Natsume's grandmother Reiko, and there are many monsters' names written on it.
The names of monsters are different from those of humans, and their names contain special power. Most of the monsters that Reiko wrote into the friend account were not willing, but were defeated by Reiko's fist.
Natsume, who accidentally inherited the account of friends, began a long journey of returning his name.
It’s just that I don’t know why, every time I return a name, I have to tear off a piece of paper, and the account of friends is getting thicker and thicker.
Lucky Cat watched Natsume keep tearing up the friend account and returning the name of the monster and said angrily: "If you continue like this, my friend account will be gone!"
That's right, it's his account of friends.
A big monster is possessed in the body of the beckoning cat not to see Reiko's descendants return the monster's name to them, but to snatch friends' accounts and make the group of monsters!
The three-flowered cat jumped up and opened its mouth, grabbed the friend's book and got into the deserted forest.
Is Reiko's grandson an idiot?Do you want to be squeezed out of so many monster names in one breath?
Natsume swayed, and the monster beside him supported him in time.
"Natsume-sama, do you still have the name?"
Natsume rubbed her head, stood still and said, "Don't worry, I will return your names. I will go to Mr. Cat first, and return your names after I get back the friend account."
Most of the names have been returned, and there are still a small half of monsters whose names have not been returned.
The monsters whose names have not been returned urged: "Master Natsume, hurry up, if the dry season passes, we will be trapped back to the bottom of the river with the village chief."
After walking a few steps, Natsume backed away. He glanced at the dark barrier and asked, "Do you know what's going on?"
The monsters began to talk in a hurry, chirping like birds.
"Tell me."
The monster pointed by Natsume had a strange mask on his face. He said, "It won't take long for us to get out of this strange barrier, and I don't know what's going on."
A monster interrupted: "Master Natsume, it's strange recently. This village was submerged a long time ago due to a flood, and we also sank to the bottom of the water along with the submerged village. A few days ago, due to the low water level during the dry season, the village reappeared. , but something strange happened..."
Seeing that he spoke slowly, the impatient monster squeezed him away and began to say to himself: "The village is very gloomy, and there will be will-o'-the-wisps at night, which is scary. What's even more frightening is that when the will-o'-the-wisps start to float, the whole village will start to rebuild and restore to its original state." Before the flood, the former villagers would still appear, as if the subsequent disaster never happened.”
A monster answered: "Those villagers are in a strange state. There is a strange thing on each of their heads. As long as I get close, I will feel uncomfortable. And the things on their heads are still eating their flesh. Head, it’s too scary. Because of this, I hurriedly asked Natsume-sama for his name and left here.”
Natsume felt a little absurd, the people standing in front of him were obviously a group of monsters, how could they still be afraid of some supernatural phenomena, they themselves were very unscientific.
"That's right! Natsume-sama, there are three humans who suddenly visited. It was after they came that this barrier was added, and the orange-haired human can still see us."
Some timid monsters have begun to cry.
"He's so scary, he looks like he's going to eat us!"
Natsume touched the monster's head and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, I'll go and see the situation, and I'll return the name to you immediately after I get back the friend account."
The female monster who was comforted by Natsume said shyly, "Lord Natsume is so gentle, human beings are not all bad."
"His smell is also very pleasant, but it is somewhat similar to Reiko."
"Don't mention Reiko, don't mention Reiko, my head is starting to hurt!"
"Woo, I was beaten by Reiko too."
"We've all been beaten..."
"I still wrestled with her, and I lost my teeth..."
The monsters looked at him who had no teeth, and said sympathetically, "That's worse for you."
God prayed to release the captured little monster, and he asked the panel for the third time.
"Can't these monsters really be eaten?" He had eaten monsters during the Warring States period.
[...No, these are not ingredients in the special map and cannot be eaten. 】
Goujuan followed Shenqi, watching him grab a handful of air and release it.
"Salmon?"
Shenqi grabbed the little demon who had just put it down, and put him in Goujuan's hands: "Do you feel it?"
Goujuan felt that the air Shenqi placed in his palm seemed to have weight, and he stretched out his finger to poke the air.
Fingertips passed through the air, but felt the presence of something.
"Woodfish flower?!"
Shenqi picked up the monster and put him on the ground, he proudly said: "This is a monster, I can see it but you can't!"
The dog curled his fingers and pinched Shenqi's swollen face, he threatened: "Salmon?"
God begged for mercy: "I'm not proud, I'm not proud, I beg for mercy."
The dog roll changed from pinching to touching, and the atmosphere became a little ambiguous.
Yidizhi Jiegao, who was walking in front, was a little bit heartbroken. Was he being treated as a light bulb?
He stopped suddenly and looked around vigilantly.
"A stranger has entered the account."
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