i made a fortune from cursing

Even Kunikida, who was on a business trip abroad, heard ridiculous rumors.

Osamu Dazai didn't take it seriously, patted his chest and said calmly that everything was on him.

Kamiki took out a bag of potato chips from where he and Ranpo hid snacks, and watched how Dazai bragged and tricked Kunikida.

He did nothing at all, and after Nakajima asked "what should I do", he replied indifferently, "Follow the situation".

Dazai hung up the phone, his self-confidence instantly weakened, he spun around, fell into the stool, and said weakly: "I'm so tired."

Click.

Nakajima took a look and saw that it was Shenqi eating potato chips.

Click again.

God is still eating potato chips.

It would have been nice if Ranpo-san was here, but he and Kunikida went on a business trip abroad together.

"I don't know if what the post says is true or not. Anyway, I'm not a cat abuser. Mr. Dazai is a pervert." Shenqi said the last sentence very quickly, so fast that Nakajima thought he had heard it wrong.

Dazai supported the armrest with his hands, stretched himself up and pulled the bandages on his body, the threat was obvious.

Shenqi immediately changed his words: "I'm not a cat abuser, Mr. Nakajima will take revenge!"

Nakajima: "...God pray, can you change your words any faster?"

Shenqi blinked with an innocent face, but his words were sharp: "Mr. Nakajima, tell me how you avenged your kindness."

Nakajima twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling that he was being interrogated.

Shenqi's words were a little too much, but Nakajima was not too angry. He is now able to face the bleak past calmly.

"I grew up in an orphanage. After being abused, I escaped from the orphanage. It is fake to set fire to the orphanage."

Shen Qi reflected on himself: "If you want to say that you will repay your kindness, of course we, Yetu, are more 'repaying your kindness'."

Dazai heard something that interested him: "Are we Yetu?"

Shenqi pretended to be stupid and said, "What? I didn't mention us."

Dazai smiled and asked curiously, "How did Yetu avenge his kindness?"

Shenqi started a very subjective speech: "The night rabbit is the most powerful mysterious race in the universe. They are brave and good at fighting, and they look good..."

Nakajima listened to God's prayer and praised Yetu eloquently for nearly 5 minutes, but he still didn't know why Yetu was more "revenge".

The most powerful race in the universe?After staying with Mr. Dazai for a long time, I have learned to talk nonsense.

"Mr. Dazai, I checked the source of the post."

After Osamu Dazai waved his hand to signal Nakajima to investigate, he propped his head up and continued to listen to Shenqi's talk with great interest.

He asked: "Then this Yetu is so powerful, how can he repay his kindness with revenge?"

God prayed with a serious expression: "Because they will eat up those who have not kept their promises!"

"It's been almost a few months, when will Dazai-san bring me the bandage!!"

Osamu Dazai hugged his chest to prevent Shenqi from rushing over: "What does this have to do with revenge?"

Shenqi realized that he had said too much, and he could not let outsiders know his identity as Yetu, which Shenqi kept in mind.

"What do you mean by revenge? I don't learn Japanese very well."

Yetu, who has the custom of "killing relatives", can indeed be called "revenge for kindness" to a certain extent, especially the divine power that tore off his father's arm.

However, Shenqi felt that Shenwei had done nothing wrong, and that the old man was almost as dead as alive.

Osamu Dazai joked, "Are all good-looking Yetus as good-looking as you?"

"Hey, Mr. Dazai is indeed a pervert."

"Pervert?"

Osamu Dazai suddenly opened his windbreaker, with a look of refusal and welcome.He ran his fingers over his bandages, buttoning the edges.

"Don't you want a bandage? Come on."

Shenqi's face suddenly turned red, and he thought of the scene where Gou Juan pulled his bandage last night.

I still think of that ambiguous kiss...

"Mr. Dazai, I'm off work!"

Shenqi almost fled in despair.

"Is this unbearable?"

Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders and folded his clothes. Yetu probably ran away like a rabbit like Shenqi, so he was called Yetu.

Shenqi, who left the detective agency, was not teleported to Goumaki's room as usual.

He went back to his room and washed his face, the flushed face faded, and he returned to his normal pale appearance.

Only Dazai's bandages were left to make "Oils in the World", but he didn't even gather all the ingredients for "Hot Pot Together as a Family".

He browsed the required ingredients and planned to collect the ingredients closest to the teleportation point first.

The sound of footsteps kept ringing, and Shenqi was pacing in the room.

He was hesitating, the reflex arc was a bit too long, he had been staying with the dog volume during the day, and felt shy for no reason at night.

Being twitchy is also not in line with Shenqi's character, so if you are afraid of doing something directly, this is Yetu!

Shenqi no longer hesitated, and teleported to Goujuan's room.

"Salmon?"

Shenqi directly pulled Goujuan's collar, and kissed him viciously.

He was not very good at it, and immediately pulled away after touching his lips.

"Even if it's a kiss, I still have to take the initiative!" Shen Qi uttered nonsense.

The air conditioner has been installed in the room, and the temperature is just right.

Gou Juan was stunned for a while, then pursed his lips to suppress a smile.

God, it's really, really cute!

He nodded solemnly: "Salmon."

Shenqi grabbed his cheeks and said fiercely: "Are you laughing at me?"

Goujuu shook his head, his eyes widened slightly like a cat: "Muyuhua."

"If you let me know you're laughing at me, you're screwed."

Gou Juan only felt that he was like a little white rabbit. He raised his paws and began to punch him. He was not threatening at all, but acted like a spoiled child.

He coughed: "Salmon."

Shenqi narrowed his eyes and said vigilantly: "It's fine if you don't have it, you don't want to be finished."

Gou Juan shook his head: "Muyuhua."

"Stop talking, go collect the ingredients first."

Goujuan restrained his smile, knowing Shenqi's obsession with eating, and he couldn't be careless about the important matter of collecting ingredients.

[Dog Rolling Thorn: What ingredients do you want to collect? ]

"A handful of rose petals from the Atobe villa in charge of the decoration."

Shenqi teleported to the teleportation point closest to Atobe Villa.

The rest of the road can only rely on walking, but fortunately it is not too far, just need to reach the top of the mountain from the foot of the mountain.

The moonlight is very good tonight, the moon is big and round like a big cake being greased and being fried.

The surrounding stars are like oil droplets splashed in the pan.

Goujuan's slightly shaking hand touched Shenqi's hand hanging on his body. He tried to clasp Shenqi's hand, but Shenqi took the initiative to hold it.

We must be ahead and not lag behind.This is the idea of ​​God praying.

The road up the mountain was not long, and the two were speechless, holding hands together but felt that time passed faster.

The kiss was preempted by Thorn, and Shenqi was thinking about what he could do first.

Otherwise, he has been passive all the time, how can he be considered a qualified Yetu?

He wants to fight for his breath, and can't let him take the initiative all the time!

[Dog Curly Thorn: Arrived. ]

Shenqi immediately let go of Goujuan's hand, trying to let go of this in advance, and finding ingredients is more important.

[Transportation point, Atobe Villa, yes/no to unlock. 】

"Unlock."

The fence outside the villa is an easy height for Shenqi and Goujuan to jump over.

This villa occupies a large area. If there is no indication from the "Ingredient Tracker", the two may get lost on the periphery.

I touched the small garden all the way in the dark.

There are all kinds of flowers planted in the garden, and the beautiful ones should be taken care of by someone.

There is also a swing set in the garden.

Shenqi had a clear goal, and unceremoniously picked up a lot of roses.

[The ingredients for making "Hot Pot Together as a Family Neatly" have been collected. 】

"Who is there?"

Shenqi and Goujuan immediately got into the flowers.

Keigo Atobe, who heard the movement in the garden, checked outside, but found nothing unusual.

He took the tennis racket and continued to practice.

Shenqi felt that the voice was familiar.

He lowered his voice, "Is this voice familiar?"

[Dog Rolling Thorn: It sounds very familiar. ]

"God prays for Mommy... baby..."

"I remembered, this voice sounds like my big boy."

[Dog Juanji: Su Nuo?Indeed. ]

"The ingredients have been collected, let's go back directly."

the next day.

Keigo Atobe heard the news that the villa had been stolen as soon as he woke up.

The servant cleaned the inside and outside of the villa, and the Tennis Club had morning exercises and did not pay too much attention to the theft at home.

Cameras are installed inside and outside the villa. If someone comes in and steals, it will definitely leave traces.

After returning home at night, Keigo Atobe had time to ask what was stolen.

"Didn't you lose anything?" Keigo Atobe asked in surprise.

The housekeeper also felt very puzzled: "I have checked inside and out, and there is indeed nothing missing."

Keigo Atobe: "How did you find the thief without losing anything?"

The housekeeper was silent for a moment, and said: "Master Atobe, you go to the garden to have a look first, don't be too angry."

In the garden, the roses he specially transplanted from abroad seem to have been swept by a strong wind.

The flowers fell to the ground in all directions, and there were a series of very conspicuous footprints on the grass.

In order to protect the site, the butler did not repair it immediately.

"It's not that the thief didn't steal anything at all. All the roses you specially planted in the garden, young master, were stolen."

All the thieves stole were roses transplanted by Keigo Atobe from abroad and cared for by himself.

The other ordinary roses were untouched.

In fact, the two kinds of roses are similar in length, and even the housekeeper can't tell the difference between the two, and he doesn't know how the thief stole all the roses in Atobe with precision.

Atobe Keigo sullenly asked, "Find out who did it?"

The butler hesitated and said, "No."

"I have checked all the surveillance in the villa, and there are no strangers."

Atobe Jingwu said angrily: "If you have this technology, you can steal a few roses. Where can a thief be so elegant?"

The two Fengya thieves have perfectly learned how to avoid surveillance cameras after breaking into the Mihua Town Museum overnight.

Goujuan, who accompanied Shenqi to collect ingredients, was actually a little worried.

The ingredients that Shenqi needs so far are spell spirits and some innocuous things. Goujuan is afraid that if one day the ingredients appearing on Shenqi’s recipes become—ordinary people’s heads, hearts, etc., he will also Choose to collect without hesitation.

After all, in Shenqi's heart, ordinary people are no different from food.

But the situation he was worried about never seemed to happen. If Shenqi really wants to treat "human beings" as food one day, what should he do?

It's always easy to think too much at night, and Gouju gets into a tangle.

"Ji, what's the matter with you?" Shen Qi asked after noticing the abnormality of the dog roll.

[Dog Curly Thorn: If...]

After thinking about it, he still didn't ask directly.

"what if?"

Gouju shook his head: "Salmon."

Shenqi climbed onto the bed and fell asleep beside him: "Sleep, I have to participate in the exchange competition tomorrow."

Dog roll: "??"

[Dog Curly Thorn: Do you sleep together? ]

Shenqi said confidently: "Kiss makes Thorn take the lead, so of course I have to take the lead when sleeping together!"

Ye Tu, never be inferior to others!