i made a fortune from cursing

Lucy, the new waiter at the coffee shop downstairs of the detective agency, brought the prepared coffee to the tables of Mr. Kunikida and Mr. Dazai of the detective agency respectively.

They are obviously colleagues from the same detective agency, but unexpectedly they sit with their backs facing each other, and they don't share the same table.

Lucy glanced out the door, but couldn't find the person she wanted to see.

Dazai lay on the table boredly, and noticed Lucy's looking eyes.

"Dun Jun accompanied Luanbu on a business trip and I won't see him for a short time."

Lucy blushed awkwardly and said, "I don't want to know where that idiot went!"

Dazai stood up with his hands on the table and said intentionally, "Kyoka-chan is going with me."

Lucy snorted, walked back to the counter with a tray in her hand, and continued to make drinks ordered by other customers.

Kunikida was flipping through the files.

If his colleagues are lazy, he has to work non-stop, not only to complete his own tasks, but also to complete the tasks of his colleagues.

Dazai continued to lie on the table, muttering: "Even Atsushi has a cute little girl to like, why can't I find a beautiful lady to die for love with me?"

"Mr. Dazai, good afternoon!"

Shenqi pushed open the door, first greeted Dazai who was near the door, and then greeted Kunikida who turned his back to Dazai and let him see the pigtail at a glance.

"Mr. Kunikida, good afternoon!"

Dazai followed Kamiki's salivating eyes and looked at Kunikida's braid tied with black string.

Feeling bored, Dazai knew something interesting would happen next.

He beckoned and said, "God pray, come quickly."

Then Goumaki who came in saw Dazai's vigilant eyes as if he was guarding against a wolf, he directly pulled Shenqi past Dazai, and sat opposite Kunikida-kun.

Dazai's greeting hand froze, obviously disgusted.

He got along very well with Goujuan when he completed the task together, why is he treating him like this now?

Seeing the drink in Kunikida's hand, Shenqi enthusiastically called the waiter, and slid his fingers down the menu: "I want all of these!"

Kunikida put away the file and put it on his own deck.

The table was already filled with the food ordered by God, and there was no room for him to put documents.

A few minutes later, Kamiki stuffed the table with food in Kunikida's dumbfounded manner.

He asked Gou Juan, "Isn't he full after eating so much?"

Goujuan shook his head and answered him: "Muyuhua."

Dazai, who was alone at another table, forcibly squeezed Kunikida in, occupying Kunikida's original position.

He smiled and asked, "Shenqi, why did you come to us? Did you decide to work part-time in a detective agency?"

Gou Juan crossed his chest with his hand to show no.

"I'm here for the pigtails behind Kunikida-san."

Kunikida said angrily, "The things you want are becoming more and more unique, why should I give them to you?"

"No."

The bangs that had cut Xia Youjie's bangs made a "click" and "click" sound between Shenqi's fingers.

"Tell me, what's your asking price?" Dazai Osamu looked at Kunikida's braid and said, "I think it should be very cheap, at least cheaper than buying my basket of mushrooms."

Shenqi said in surprise: "Mr. Kunikida's pigtails will be sold to me at a price of less than [-] yen?"

Kunikida was about to speak, but was directly interrupted by Dazai: "Why don't I give it to you, I don't think Kunikida's braids are worth much."

"Wow." Shenqi was surprised, and he was a little moved, "Mr. Kunikida, you are really a good person."

The speechless Kunikida who was blocked by the two people sang and sang, roared angrily: "Stop—"

"When did I say I'd give you the braid?"

A red light flashed in Shenqi's eyes, and the scissors hit Kunikida in front of him.

"Did Kunikida-san do it himself, or let me do it?"

A few strands of golden hair came to Lucy along the wind. She poked her head out to take a look at the booth where Mr. Kunikida was, and then took out her mobile phone to take a photo in secret.

Mr. Kunikida was held in a chair by Mr. Dazai and someone she didn't know.

Then a pair of sharp scissors cut off the braid at the back of Mr. Kunikida's head.

She sent the video to Atsushi Nakajima, hoping to start a chat with him.

Kunikida, who had his braid cut off, was stunned. Goujumaki's speech spirit had clearly failed, but he hadn't moved yet. He shrank inside the deck as if his soul had already lifted into the air.

In order to prevent them from finding out, Shinki put the braid cut from the back of Kunikida's head in a ziplock bag and stuffed it into his pocket.

Use the cover of the pocket to get the braid into the panel space.

Dazai Osamu comforted: "Kunikida-kun, it's just this braid. I wanted to say it a long time ago, Kunikida-kun, your little braid looks a bit sloppy, and it looks much cleaner after you cut it off."

Kunikida reached out and touched the hair on the back of his head, which was missing a stubble because the braid was cut off by Shenqi.

He sneered: "Hehe."

Dazai was still gloating, but in the next second, Shenqi said again: "I still need a bundle of 'the bandages that Dazai just removed from his body', Mr. Dazai, do you know how to do it?"

Kunikida immediately said: "Dazai's bandages were purchased during the sales promotion, and I used my money. I agree with Dazai to remove the bandages from his body and give them to Shenqi."

Shenqi issued a good person card to Kunikida again: "Kunikida-kun, you are really a good person."

Dazai dissatisfied: "What's the matter with you? I cut Kunikida's braid for you and gave it to you. You said Kunikida is a good person, but now you want my bandage and say Kunikida is a good person?"

Shenqi looked at the "unreasonable" Dazai, and felt more and more that Kunikida was a good person.

He solemnly said again: "Mr. Kunikida, you are really a good person."

Osamu Dazai tightened his windbreaker and vowed to die: "I will not remove the body from the bandage even if I die."

A cold light flashed across Kunikida's frame, he pushed down his glasses, and said cruelly: "Didn't you always want to die? It just happened to follow your heart."

Goujuu started to move, his hand was already on the collar, ready to pull down the control of Dazai who swore to die at any time.

[Player Shenqi, please pay attention to the ingredient you want to collect "the bandage that Dazai just removed from his body". The precondition is that the bandage that Dazai himself removed is the ingredient to be collected. 】

Shenqi was a little troubled, Osamu Dazai obviously wouldn't take the initiative to remove the bandage, so wouldn't this ingredient not be able to be collected?

He used the panel to contact the dog roll beside him.

[Shenqi: Can you use the spirit of words to make Osamu Dazai take off the bandage? ]

Goujuan shook his head slightly and returned to him.

[Dog Juanji: The effect of the word spirit on the ability user is not that great, and the effect of a simple "stop" on the ability person is only a moment, and it is even more difficult to control the ability person with the word spirit. Using the word spirit may not be successful, and there may be backlash. ]

Shenqi immediately took a break and let Goujuan use the language spirit.

[Dog Curly Thorn: I can try. ]

[Shen Qi: No way! ]

Even if there is a little bit of backlash, Shenqi is not willing to let Goujuan try.

He discussed with Osamu Dazai: "How can I take off the bandage on your body and give it to me."

This kind of discussion was not done with Kunikida just now.

Dazai thought carefully about what Shenqi wanted, and found the reason why Shenqi didn't directly use violence to remove his bandages as before.

He slightly bent the corner of his mouth, straightened his messy clothes, and said with a smile, "After you have worked part-time at the detective agency for a month, I will take the initiative to remove the bandages for you."

"Muyuhua!" Goujuan refused.

Shenqi held Goujuan's hand, thought about it and agreed again and again.

Goujuan withdrew his hand, a little annoyed at Shenqi's unauthorized consent.

He clearly agreed not to leave, but agreed to work part-time in the detective agency. Even if it was a part-time job, Goujuan had the idea that he would leave the High School of Conjuration, and even leave him.

He suddenly remembered that Shenqi had said that he was an alien.

Maybe the earth is just a stop he arrived by accident, and one day he will leave here and return to his place.

That place was too far away, surrounded by thousands of galaxies, and it was a distant place that he could not reach in his life.

Panic and anger intertwined, Goujuu couldn't control his emotions.

He stood up abruptly, sent a sentence "I'll go first" to God and left.

Goujuan left in a hurry, and for some reason, Shenqi felt a little downcast by the distant figure.

Thorn, are you angry?

Osamu Dazai seemed to be hesitant when he saw him, and added: "As long as you work part-time at the detective agency until eight o'clock in the evening after class, and you can rest on Sunday, it shouldn't take much time to come to the detective agency from the high school of magic with your ability."

It didn't take much time for Shenqi to be persuaded by Dazai.

The conjurer sometimes has to go on business trips to other places to complete tasks, so he just agrees first and then fools around. Anyway, it only takes one month to get the ingredients he wants.

After Shenqi nodded in agreement, he left the cafe to find Goujuan.

Kunikida asked: "The high school of magic and magic is not close to the detective agency."

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and played a video on the screen.

It's the surveillance video of the elevator leading to the detective agency.

The elevator door is opened, and Shenqi enters the elevator to reach the detective agency.

Dazai fast-forwarded the video, and a few minutes later, Gouju entered the elevator, and no one else showed up until the end of the video.

Kunikida didn't know what to do with the video.

Then Dazai played another video.

It was the monitoring of the only staircase leading to the detective agency. Kunikida took a look, but no one went up or down the stairs.

Dazai dragged the progress bar, but there was still no one there.

The two surveillance videos are from the same time.

A thread passed through Kunikida's mind, and he suddenly remembered that in the first video, Shenqi went up the stairs through the elevator but did not go downstairs for a long time.

Not only that, but the silent conjurer also came to the detective agency, but the elevator surveillance video also showed no record of going downstairs.

There is no record of God praying downstairs.

The other remaining staircase leading to the detective agency does not show the pair walking down the stairs.

Kunikida was surprised: "They disappeared out of thin air after leaving the detective agency?"

Osamu Dazai nodded, pressed his fingers on the screen, and quickly called up the hidden camera installed outside the coffee shop.

The progress bar moved forward, and at a place close to the alley where no one was walking, the surveillance video captured the scene of Shenqi and Goujuan appearing out of thin air.

Kunikida frowned and said, "They are magicians, so it's not surprising that they have such abilities."

Osamu Dazai shrugged and said, "I have been on a mission with Goumaki. He is a spiritual master, and he doesn't have the ability to jump through space."

How unnatural this ability is, Kunikida knows it without Dazai saying it.

He thought of the recent news that someone on the dark web bought the owner of the Gourmet Shop app at a high price.

He said seriously: "Dazai, what is your purpose in letting such a person work part-time in a detective agency?"

If such a troublesome person comes to the detective agency, it may also bring trouble to the detective agency.

Dazai said frankly, "It's interesting."

Kunikida let out a "huh". As a colleague who has worked with him for so long, Kunikida knows him 50.00%, at least [-]%.

A stomach full of bad water.

On the one hand, it is interesting to let Shenqi enter the detective agency, on the other hand, it is more of a reason that he does not know yet.

Kunikida glared at him, and warned, "If you put the detective agency in danger, I'll be the first to kill you."

Osamu Dazai felt wronged and said, "I'm not a good person, and I don't have credibility here in Kunikida, so I'd better commit suicide."

"Going now, thanks."

Shenqi sent it back to the High School of Conjuration, and found Goujuan on the roof of the teacher's building.

He is watering the potted plants that are short of water on the roof.

"Spine, are you angry?"

Goujuan's hand watering the flowers paused for a second, then he shook his head: "Muyuhua."

[Dog Curl Thorn: Go back and rest, you have to complete the upgrade assessment tomorrow, come on. ]

Shenqi was driven downstairs by Goujuan, he can be sure that Goujuan must be angry.

but……

He didn't even know why he was angry.

***

"Your task is to exorcise the first-level curse spirit in the madhouse."

Jianren Qihai read a few words silently, and the black tent enveloped Nuoda's madhouse.

"spine……"

Shenqi opened his mouth and called out Goujuan's name before he approached the madhouse by himself before finishing Goujuan.

Jianren Qihai noticed the strangeness of the two students when they were in the car, they were sitting together in the back row without any communication.

"What happen to you guys?"

Shenqi shook his head: "I don't know."

Jianren Qihai took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket and put it in Shenqi's hand: "Next time, don't trespass on my house again."

Shenqi didn't understand the meaning of Jianren Qihai's words, he spread out the note in his hand, the handwriting on it was very familiar.

He caught up with Jianren Qihai who had gone away: "Qihai, Nana Ming, it turns out that Mr. Qihai is Nana Ming."

The three words Nanaming made the unsmiling Qihai even cuter.

"Can I call you Nana Ming from now on?"

Qihai didn't even think about it and blurted out: "No."

"Okay, Mr. Nana Ming!"

Qihai took a breath, and rubbed his forehead with a headache, how could Gojo Wu's students be as virtuous as him.

Dog Roll has been waiting at the door for a long time.

Qikaidao: "There are two members who entered the 'window' of the lunatic asylum. Your task is not only to exorcise the curse, but also to rescue these two members. If they are dead, please take their bodies out."

The rusty and mossy door of the lunatic asylum was opened, and a musty smell came in.

Shenqi covered his nose and coughed.

The signboard on the top of the door is crumbling, and it will fall down if it is shaken slightly. The words on the signboard can be vaguely read - Baisha Lunatic Asylum.

Qihai was waiting outside the door and would not enter the courtyard with them.

"The entire lunatic asylum has been transformed into a living domain by the curse spirit. From the moment you step in, you will lose contact with the outside world, and even the flow of time will be different from the outside world." Qi Hai looked at his watch, and when the minute hand pointed to an integer He continued, "It's ten o'clock in the morning. Two hours later, if you haven't come out, I will enter the exorcism spirit, and your rating will fail."

God prayed: "Understood."

Dog Roll: "Salmon."

Qihai blessed and said: "I hope you can come out alive, even if you can't solve the curse spirit, you still have to wait for my arrival alive. Please take your own life as the prerequisite for completing the task. Nothing is more important than your life."

When a conjurer faces a curse spirit, the first thing he discards is his precious life.

Qihai doesn't think so, and doesn't want to see two minors doing this.

He finally warned: "If you find that you can't complete the task, please evacuate as soon as possible. You are still minors. If all the burdens are on you, what do we adults do?"

Shenqi didn't know why, but he was very moved: "Nanaming, you are indeed an absolutely reliable adult, just like what Maki and the others said."

Shenqi doesn't know many adult conjurers, and Qihai Jianren and Wujo Satoru have completely different styles of painting.

Perhaps Wujo Satoru could not be called an adult conjurer at all.

"Don't call me Nana Ming."

Shenqi ran into the door quickly and waved to Qihai: "Nana will see you tomorrow."

The iron door was closed again, the signboard on the top fell to the ground overwhelmed, and the fine dust floated in the air and attached to Nanami Jianren's glasses.

He glanced at the closed door, and sighed, "It's true that I'm still a child."

The lunatic asylum is a little dark, it has been abandoned for a long time, people always die for no reason in the lunatic asylum, and the death is miserable.

The surroundings are covered with spider webs, and the wind blowing from nowhere hits the face, the wind blows, and the sound of blowing the glass windows is like a ghost howling.

Shenqi clicked on the "Ingredient Tracker", and there were several curse spirits scattered on the first floor of the lunatic asylum.

Shenqi was half a step behind Goujuan, he couldn't help but said, "Ji, are you still angry?"

Gou Juan shook his head: "Muyuhua."

"you're lying."

"Wooden fish flower."

Shenqi didn't believe his words, took his hand firmly, and asked persuasively, "Are you angry because I promised Mr. Dazai to work part-time in a detective agency?"

He said to himself: "I've thought it all over, and I'll just fool Mr. Dazai casually when the time comes. I've already thought of an excuse, for example: Teacher Wujo often procrastinates after class and has no time to work part-time, so I'm asking for leave today."

As long as he finds thirty excuses, he can perfectly ask for a month's leave!

Gou Juan couldn't laugh or cry, he held Shen Qi's hand with his backhand, feeling a little helpless.

[Dog Curly Thorn: I'm really not angry. ]

It's just that I feel lost when I think that Shenqi will return to his planet and leave here completely.

Now that I think about it, it's a bit naive to be awkward because of this.

Shenqi suddenly approached him, the distance between the two was very close, so close that Gou Juan could see his eyelashes fluttering up and down.

"Are you really not angry?" Shenqi asked again.

The dog rolled back, keeping a safe distance from Shenqi.

He shook his head and said, "Muyuhua."

Shenqi said relaxedly: "Not angry..." That's fine.

Goujuan's hand suddenly covered Shenqi's mouth, and he pressed Shenqi against the wall, and the dust fell along the wall.

There was a loud "squeak" sound from the stairs in front, and heavy objects rolled down from upstairs.

"I—look—not—to..."

"Where……"

"Where……"

The mantra's head is only half, missing the head with the nose up.Without eyes, its ears are huge, and they are moving slightly, listening for abnormal sounds around it.

The gurgling sound that came out of the curse spirit's throat was like bubbles popping up on the surface of boiling water, which exploded as soon as they came out.

Goujuan let go of Shenqi's mouth, and put his fingers between his lips to signal him to be quiet.

The two looked at each other and acted quickly.

【do not move! 】

Shenqi took the opportunity to step forward, and the tip of the umbrella pierced from top to bottom through the cut surface of the curse spirit's head, leaving only the umbrella handle outside.

He pulled out the umbrella, and blood gushed out of the mantra's head like a fountain.

[The second-level curse spirit is formed by the greed of the dean who is blinded by money in the courtyard. ]

The body of the curse spirit disappeared, leaving only a pool of blood.

"Harvest one ingredient, and you can make a big meal after you go out." Shenqi said happily.

I remembered the sound of thin and dense footsteps, accompanied by the sound of swallowing saliva.

"It's delicious..."

"Dean...where is..."

Several curse spirits rushed out, lying in the blood and sticking out their long tongues to lick.

"I'm not full yet..."

The curse spirits began to kill each other, and their arms flew past Shenqi's face, and blood stained his face.

Goujuan reached out to help him wipe off the blood on his face, but his raised hand was frozen in mid-air, Shenqi quickly ran to the place where his arm fell, and put his arm into the panel space.

Goujuan cursed softly in his heart: "Idiot."

[There are a bunch of third-level curse spirits, which are caused by the resentment of the doctors and nurses in the asylum towards the director. ]

The curse spirits fight, and the gods pray for profit.

The curse spirits who were still killing each other just now were all eliminated by the gods, and processed into ingredients that can be placed in the panel space for next time.

[Dog Rolling Thorn: Be careful, the first-level spell spirit has not appeared yet. ]

In order to ensure that the curse spirit can be expelled, although the level of the magician corresponds to the level of the curse spirit, they are different.

Goujuan was originally a second-level magician. Although he is a second-level mantra, his strength is far higher than that of the second-level mantra spirit, and he can fight against the first-level mantra spirit.

The magician at the same level must be stronger than the magic spirit, which can ensure the safety of the magician and ensure the exorcism of the magic spirit.

Therefore, although the level of the first-level curse spirit is higher than that of Goujuan, it is within the range that can be removed based on him and God's prayer.

This time their upgrade is actually a certainty.

The two went upstairs through the stairs. The entire lunatic asylum has four floors. The curse spirits on the lower two floors were cleaned up by Shenqi and Goujuan. They are now on the third floor.

Shenqi was so excited that Gou Juan didn't even have time to make a move, and the curse spirit was beaten to death by Shenqi.

Standing aside, Goujuan looked at Shenqi who was fighting hard to eat, and the smile on his face never collapsed. The blue belt mixed with the bright red blood was faintly purple.

"You look delicious, and you are not bad."

Shenqi lowered his hand to hold Mana Ling's leg, and raised his hand to lift Mana Ling upside down.

"You have a lot of meat on your feet. It must be delicious to make Jiangling feet, but the nails need to be cut clean." Shen Qi said that his saliva was about to flow down, and he almost couldn't hold back and gnawed on it raw.

Gou Juan took out the small porcelain bottle from his pocket and sipped half of the bottle of Mu Ling Tang to restore his throat.

It's so boring, he doesn't have to do anything like a good-for-nothing boy hiding behind Shenqi.

[Dog Juanji: God pray, let me help too. ]

"No, I'll take care of everything right away!"

Jianren Qihai checked his watch, half an hour had passed, and there was still no movement.

The tent that had been set up was forcibly destroyed from the outside. Seeing the person coming, he subconsciously drew the knife from his waist.

"Senior Xia You, what are you doing here?"

Xia Youjie was wearing a baseball cap, and the combination of the five cassocks and the baseball cap was very novel.

He smiled kindly, "It's Qihai."

"Is that monkey named Shenqi inside? I came here to ask him if he wants to join my church."

Jianren Qihai calmly said: "Senior Xia You defected from the High School of Curse Arts for the purpose of spreading rumors?"

Xia Youjie didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and started spreading his ideas instead.

"Qihai, you should know how the curse spirit is born."

Everyone has magic power, even ordinary people.Compared with ordinary people, conjurers can only control and use spell power to prevent the spell power from flowing out.

Ordinary people can't do this, and the magic power leaked from them led to the curse.

"As long as ordinary people are killed, there will be no more curses in this world. I want to build a world with only magicians."

Xia You opened his hands and described to Qihai the ideal world he wanted to build.

Qihai Jianren pointed his sword at Xia You, but he was unmoved, with a cold expression on his face.

"Senior Xia You, your current appearance is exactly the same as the liar who tricked grandpas and aunts into buying health care products."

"This is the last time I will call you senior."

Jianren Qihai unsealed the seal on the knife. He was not arrogant enough to use an unopened knife against a super curser.

"Xia Youjie, according to Article [-] of the spell rules, the sentence is—"

Qihai Jianren spat out two words and pronounced the verdict:

"--death penalty."