i made a fortune from cursing

"It's time for Shenqi to come in." Gojo Gojo clapped his hands.

Hearing the call, Shenqi clasped his hands on the door frame, poked his orange-red head out of the door, and the small bunch of dull hair on the top of his head fluttered in the wind.

The students didn't pay attention to the newcomer Shenqi, and after drinking the magical soup that Gojo Satoru said, something strange appeared on them.

"Muyuhua!" Gou Juan put his hands on his chest at a loss, should he touch it or not?

Chanyuan Maki kicked her legs unhappily, and said violently, "Men are such a burden."

Yi Guyou rubbed his fingers uncomfortably to appease the curse spirit behind him—Lixiang.

Only the panda was not affected by the magic spirit soup. He was holding a thermos, and there was not much soup in it, which had bottomed out."What the hell is in here?" he asked.

Let Yi Gu and Goujumaki become cute girls, and Maki become Kong Wu's powerful man.

And the tall and slender sister Wuyu on the podium should have become like this because of this soup. .

The panda reacted: "Wu, you did it on purpose!"

Gojo Satoru brought Shenqi in to take the blame: "This is the new classmate Shenqi, the maker of the mantra soup that everyone drinks that can change people's gender."

Zenyuan Maki stepped on the chair, and she held the spell tool next to the table in her hand: "Hey, new kid, did you make that anti-human thing?"

Shenqi asked: "Is it the mantra soup in the thermos? I made that, it's delicious."

Pointing the sword at Shenqi, Chanyuan Maki said coldly: "Let me change back, so I don't want to be a man."

Shenqi shook his head: "You can only change back after the 72-hour drug expires."

Yi Guyou breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Li Xiang, I will change back in just 72 hours."

The curse spirit behind Yi Gu was successfully appeased, and he gave up the idea of ​​swallowing Gojo Satoru.

Yuta has told her many times not to be rude to the teacher, but she just hates older men, and now the elderly men have become women who are close to Yuta, and the hatred is doubled.

Shenqi asked later, "Hey, did Gojo Satoru give you the mantra spirit soup?"

Gojo Satoru rubbed his head unhappily, and taught him a lesson, "Call Wujo Teacher."

Awakened by Shenqi, the few people who were forced to turn sexually realized that the culprit was Gojo Satoru, and he was almost blamed by him to drag the hatred onto the new classmates.

"Five, Article, Enlightenment!"

"Wow, you want to hit the teacher?"

……

After Gojo Satoru taught a few cubs a lesson, he pulled Shenqi to the podium: "Shenqi has no magic power, everyone should take good care of him."

There were originally four people in the classroom, and the four sat side by side, with Yi Gu on the far left, followed by Panda, Maki, and Gojumaki.

Gojo Satoru directly dragged the back table to the front row and placed it next to Goujuan.

After placing the divine prayer, Gojo Satoru waved his hand and said, "You study by yourself, let's get to know each other by the way, and see you in the spell training tomorrow."

The panda complained: "Wu, you want to be lazy again."

Dog Roll: "Salmon."

Shenqi sat on the chair for a while and couldn't sit still. The sun came in from the window, and he opened the umbrella to block all the sun from the umbrella.

His stomach rumbled slightly, and he was hungry again not long after he was full.

Zenyuan Maki raised her head: "Shenqi, what do you do if you don't have the magic power to conjure the high school, and you want to slap the family?"

God prayed that he could understand the first half of the sentence, but he couldn't understand the second half.

Lying on the table, he stretched his head to look at Zenyuan Maki, who became a strong man because of drinking the magic spirit soup. When she was introduced just now, she mentioned that she didn’t like people calling her last name. God prayed that she was a girl with a lot of personality. , has the same personality as her younger sister Kagura.

He replied: "Because you can make money by coming to the High School of Conjuration!"

Zenyuan Maki's face was tense, and the magic tool in his hand brushed past his face. Shenqi held the flying magic tool in his hand and fiddled with it curiously.

"This weapon is so interesting."

He didn't realize that Zenyuan Maki's magic tool was coming for him.

"The High School of Curse Technique is to remove the existence of the curse. If you want to make money, you can go to work in other places. The vicious curse spirit will not be lenient to you just because of money."

Yi Gu Youtai came out as a peacemaker and said: "Is Maki like this to every newcomer? I also said similar things to me on the first day I came here."

Zenyuan Maki withdrew the magic tool in Shenqi's hand, and said angrily: "When you first came, you were submissive and brought a cursed spirit with you. No matter how you look at it, you can't be a magician, okay?"

She changed her style of painting, and suddenly went to pray to God for a student ID card. God prayed for something unknown, so he still took out the student ID card that Gojo Satoru had given him and gave it to Zenyuan Maki.

God prays, a fourth-level conjurer.

Chanyuan Maki returned the student card: "Fortunately, it's not like Yuta, I was a special class when I first came."

Shenqi raised his hand: "Ask, do conjurers also have levels?"

Panda Science said: "Conjurers are divided into one to four levels from high to low. By the way, the higher the level, the higher the level of tasks that can be accepted, and the rewards will be higher than those of lower level tasks."

Shenqi clenched his fist and said, "I want to make money, I want to become a first-class magician!"

Yi Guyou smiled awkwardly: "The new student Shenqi really likes money."

Chanyuan Maki glanced at the time. It is not good for them to go to the cafeteria to eat in this state. She clicked on the takeaway software and asked, "It's time for dinner. I'll order some takeaway. What would you like to eat?"

"I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat ten bowls of white rice!" Hearing the meal, Shenqi was the first to respond.

Zenyuan Maki glanced at Shenqi who was not strong: "Ten bowls of white rice, you can really eat it."

Shenqi, who has the most rice, ordered the takeout job. In case he couldn't handle it alone, Panda accompanied him to the school gate to get takeout.

"Don't mind what Maki said, the magician is a very dangerous profession. If you just want to make money as a magician, you can find other non-dangerous jobs just like what Maki said."

Shenqi's stomach kept grumbling, and he withdrew his salivating eyes, and stopped him from speaking plaintively: "Stop talking, the panda, or I won't be able to resist eating you."

[Pandas have three forms of curse bones, which are edible. ]

[Recommend player Shenqi to buy recipes such as "Steamed Panda Head" and "Charcoal Roasted Panda Claws" to cook pandas. 】

The various panda dishes displayed on the panel made Shenqi's eyes light up, no, I can't eat the panda.

In Renren, there is white rice to eat.

The panda was two meters away from Shenqi, and said in disbelief, "Why do pandas eat pandas when they are so cute!"

Shenqi gulped down his saliva and began to popularize the various panda recipes with pandas: "Pandas can be made into many delicious foods, such as marinated panda ears, bear soup, steamed panda heads, and dry-stir-fried panda meat..."

The panda panicked, picked up the food and ran to the classroom.

He threw the takeaway on the table and said out of breath, "It's too scary. The new classmate has developed [-] ways to eat pandas and wants to eat pandas."

Yi Guyoutai pondered and said: "The mantra spirit soup that Teacher Wutiao gave us should be made of mantra spirits. Shenqi is the only one who can make mantra spirits delicious and have magical functions, but pandas are also mantras. Can it be made into food like a mantra?"

Zenyuan Maki said: "It's no wonder that I entered the High School of Conjuration without any mantra power."

The panda said angrily: "That's not the point, the point is that he wants to eat the panda!"

Chanyuan Maki impatiently waved her hand and said, "Aren't you eaten yet?"

Panda: "It seems to be the same."

Shenqi held a bucket of white rice, and it was too troublesome to pack ten bowls of white rice for takeaway, so the store simply put all the white rice in a small bucket.

His face was covered with white rice grains, and the white rice in the bucket had been eaten up on the way here.

Chanyuan Maki's mouth twitched and said, "Have you already eaten a bucket of rice?"

Shenqi rolled the last grain of white rice in his mouth with his tongue: "I'm still hungry."

Everyone: "..."

There it is, the idiot!

Gou Juan took out a rice ball and handed it to him: "Salmon."

Shenqi took the rice ball and quickly tore open a mouthful and swallowed it. He said vaguely: "Is the salmon delicious?"

“Tuna mayonnaise!”

"Is tuna mayonnaise the best? I'll try it next time."

"Salmon roe."

"Is it really so delicious? I decided to eat that for breakfast tomorrow." After speaking, the hair on Shenqi's head wilted, and he realized a problem, "I can't eat breakfast tomorrow without money."

"Great mustard!"

Shenqi said in surprise, "Thank you!"

Yi Guyou was too envious and said: "It took me so long to understand what Ji said, and God prayed that I was able to answer Ji fluently on the first day I came here."

The blue panel translates all the fillings that the dog roll said.

[Universal Translator trial is over, please pay 5000 yen if you want to buy it. 】

"kelp?"

Shenqi fell silent when he saw the 5000 yen on the panel. Being penniless, he had no money to pay for unlocking the teleportation point of the Tokyo Conjuration High School, nor did he have money to buy a universal translator.

"Sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about without money."

"Wooden fish flower?"

Shenqi explained: "It costs 5000 yen to buy a universal translator. I don't have the money to buy it. Just after the trial of the universal translator ended, I don't know what you are talking about."

The dog rolled his hands on the table, his long silver hair fell from his shoulders, and swept across the towering mountain peaks.

He looked at Shenqi, his eyes made Goujuan feel that there was something special in front of him that only he could see.

Shenqi's words attracted the attention of others, and the panda asked curiously, "What is a universal translator?"

Shenqi guessed: "It should be a translator that can translate various languages, and Goujuan language can also be used."

Zenyuan Maki said vigilantly: "Shenqi, is there something in front of you?"

Shenqi felt that there was no need to hide it: "There is a strange panel in front of me. It has many functions, but all of them have to be bought with money. It seems that only I can see this panel. Teacher Wutiao said that I can't tell others, but you are not others. Buy me food, you are good people!"

Chanyuan Maki hesitated to speak: "...Your way of judging whether a person is a good person is too hasty!"

Yi Gu Youtai also agreed: "God prays that you will listen to Teacher Wutiao about this matter, and never tell anyone about it in the future."

The panda wondered: "The panel is invisible, how did Wu know? You told him?"

Shenqi turned his head and said: "Mr. Wutiao said that the teacher should understand the students, and asked me to tell him everything about myself, and then I will tell him everything."

Gou Juan condemned: "Muyuhua!"

"Too much, too much, Wu is too much!"

Chanyuan Maki controlled the runaway panda, she said seriously: "We are good people, Wujo Wu is a bad person, don't believe a word he says in the future."

Goujuan nodded and said, "Salmon!"

Yi Gu Youtai said cautiously: "Don't say that about Teacher Wutiao..."

Maki and Panda were furious: "It's not a bad person to fool the child!"

Yi Gu kept silent, not daring to speak.

Shenqi refuted them solemnly: "I am not a child, I am an alien."

Now even Yi Gu couldn't sit still, and taught him a lesson with Maki and the others.

"Such an important matter can't be said casually!"

"Oh."

"Oh what, give me more attention!"

Not only them, even the panel began to teach him a lesson.

[Player God prays to leak game content at will, warn once!Don't do it again! 】

"Okay, I will never disclose the content of the game and the fact that I am an alien in the future, can you reward me with some Japanese yen for being obedient?" Shenqi, who has no money, said humbly.

[It's almost night, the player God prays not to daydream.Money is created with your own hands, not by speculation. 】

Shen Qi clenched his fist and pierced the blue panel with a brutal punch.

His eyes were bent into crescents, and he said with a smile: "If you don't give me money, I'll kill you~"