i made a fortune from cursing

boom--

There was a loud noise, the sound of Luanbu closing the door of the snack safe, and he put all the potato chips on the table into the safe.

Osamu Dazai jumped off the table, the poison of the poisonous mushrooms he ate hadn't dissipated, he ran around the room, and made weird movements from time to time.

"Dancing is worse than suicide, dancing is worse than suicide."

"Hey, hey, everyone jump up."

On the edge of the table, Shenqi saw a basket of mushrooms.

[A basket of poisonous mushrooms picked by Dazai in the wild, after eating, will make people insane, then fall to the ground and convulse, foaming at the mouth, crying unceasingly after spitting out the foam, the toxicity disappears and returns to normal after one hour of tears. ]

Osamu Dazai had gone so far that he was foaming at the mouth, he fell to the ground and twitched non-stop, and foam gushed out of his mouth.

God prayed: "That is the poisonous mushroom I need, I need twenty, can you sell it to me, sir?"

Shenqi is very polite and has a pleasing appearance. Although the requirements for buying poisonous mushrooms are very strange, it is not in vain to sell the unlucky poisonous mushrooms that Dazai picked from the mountain to test the poison himself.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, my baby

Osamu Dazai's poison has entered the stage of tears.

Kunikida pushed down his glasses, very indifferently: "Then you go to die."

He snatched a basket of mushrooms from Dazai's arms and handed it to Shenqi: "This basket is 500 yen."

"Very cheap!"

Kunikida: "Card or cash?"

God prayed: "Swipe the card." Gojo Satoru's card.

At the same time, Gojo Satoru received another deduction message.

Shenqi held the mushroom and hid to the right, avoiding Osamu Dazai who was flying over to snatch the mushroom.

He firmly pressed the troublesome Osamu Dazai against the door frame with his feet.

"Sir, I also need 'random chips' and 'paper from ideal book'."

Shenqi already knew the identities of the three people present through the intermediate identification technique.

The one controlled by him with his feet is Osamu Dazai.

And standing in front of him was the blond Kunikida Doppo.

The person sitting on the office chair who looks like he is falling asleep is Ranpo Edogawa, a famous detective who can deduce everything.

God prayed: "Please, those two things are really important to me, and I can spend a lot of money to buy them."

Food is the source of his life, if he can't eat food, he will wither directly.

Gojo Satoru's black card lay in his palm: "Sir, there is a lot of money in it, really a lot."

Kunikida was a little hesitant, what this strange person wanted was also very strange, messy potato chips and the paper on his "ideal".

Kunikida flipped through the "ideal" in his hands. Every page on it was filled with his dense life plans, and few of them were realized. Before writing, he didn't expect to meet such a stupid colleague like Osamu Dazai .

"You come in first."

Shenqi nodded and followed Kunikida into the detective agency.

Osamu Dazai rolled in from the door, he was crying, crying, tears streaming down his face.

"It's noisy."

Kunikida impatiently kneaded the corner of the windbreaker on Osamu Dazai's body and pulled it up, stuffing it into his mouth without hesitation.

There was a desolate whimper.

God prayed: "Sir, is this really all right?"

Kunikida said cruelly: "He is mentally handicapped, don't pay attention to him."

Tears soaked the bandage wrapped around Dazai Osamu's neck and the windbreaker stuffed in his mouth.

"Shenqi, I can't sell you the paper in the 'ideal' handbook." Kunikida said.

Shenqi anxiously looked at the notebook in his hand, it was over, without the ten sheets of paper on the "ideal", spicy tendon meat could not be done.

The dull hair on his head fell sadly.

Shenqi discussed: "If you can't sell it, can I just grab it?"

In words, he has already made an action, and the umbrella on his back has been taken off by him and held in his hand.

Kunikida: "..."

Seemingly innocence and politeness are all fake.

"This booklet is made by master craftsman Carlisle. The master only makes a hundred copies every year. The quantity is very rare. Every piece of paper is one less, so I'm sorry that I can't sell it to you."

Kunikida stood, holding the "Ideal" ledger in his hand, and he was not afraid of what God said to snatch it.

"If you want to grab it, you can try."

There was a flash of light on Kunikida's glasses, and Kamiki didn't intend to back down.

Since he couldn't buy it with money, he had to grab it for food.

The black umbrella slashed towards Kunikida from top to bottom.

"Just go to Carlisle and buy a copy. You don't need money anyway."

Kamito hadn't hit Kunikida with the umbrella yet, and he retracted the umbrella after hearing Ranpo's words.

"Yes, just buy a copy." If the matter can be resolved without violence, Shenqi doesn't really want to use violence.

He's a peaceful night rabbit, smiling.

Kunikida: "I'll help you contact Master Carlisle."

When Kunikida contacted Master Carlisle, Kamito came to buy five packs of potato chips from Ranpo.

"Can you sell me five packs of the potato chips you put in the safe?"

Luanbu said directly: "Not for sale."

Shenqi thinks that he should grab it directly, because dealing with people on Earth is exhausting.

It's better to be in Yetu, everything can be solved by force.

"You want to steal it?" Luanbu saw through his intention directly, "The safe cannot be opened without entering the password, if you use violence to destroy it..."

"Bang—" Luanbu simulated the scene of a bomb explosion.

"It's going to explode."

The dull hair on Shenqi's head collapsed again losing his dream.

"You can exchange things with me, delicious things." Ranbu smelled a strong fragrance on him, it was a kind of delicious food that he had never eaten before.

Shenqi took out several rock sugar spells from his pocket: "Can I exchange this?"

Ranbu couldn't wait to tear open several candies and stuffed them all into his mouth, because the stuffed candies made Luanbu's cheeks bulge.

The sugar is not very sweet and greasy, and the sandwich inside the sugar coating flows on the tip of the tongue.

The sandwich in each candy is different. It is both delicious and anticipating what the next candy will taste like.

"Okay... time, good time." Luanbu stretched out his palm and slapped Shenqi in front of him, "If you want five packs of potato chips, you have to exchange this number."

"Five? You have more than five candies in your mouth."

"It's five hundred!!"

The method of making rock sugar spells is very simple, all you need is a level [-] spell and some rock sugar.

God prayed to save a lot of fourth-level spells in the panel space. It takes five seconds to make ten rock sugar spells, and more than 40 minutes to make five hundred.

Shenqi immediately agreed: "Okay, I will make it for you right away."

Kunikida has already contacted Master Carlisle.

"God pray, I asked Master Carlisle, he doesn't have a complete ledger, but what you want is only ten papers for the ledger, and Master Carlisle has agreed to send you ten papers."

Shenqi suddenly thought of a question.

The panel seemed to be able to sense what he was thinking and answered him in time.

[The paper on "ideal" is made by Master Carlyle, and the paper made by Master Carlyle is also the ingredients needed in the recipe of "Spicy Tendon Meat". 】

"How long do I need to wait?"

Kunikida: "For cross-border express delivery, it will take at least a week. Is it okay to pay when the goods arrive?"

It only needs to wait for a week, which is not a long time, and Shenqi immediately agreed: "Yes."

After receiving the reply, Kunikida continued to negotiate with Master Carlisle.

And Shenqi started to make candies for Ranpo.

He took out all the intermediate kitchen components, straightened up in a random step, and opened his eyes slightly, revealing half of emerald green translucent eyes.

He noticed Shenqi's eyes, there must be something in front of him that ordinary people can't see.

And the kitchen utensils taken out of thin air are also related to this thing.

Osamu Dazai stopped crying and regained his consciousness.

All the candies taken out of the pot were packed into random glass jars.

Osamu Dazai clicked on the Gourmet Shop app on his mobile phone, and compared the candy in the Ranpo glass jar with the rock candy spell in the sales list.

The same.

The owner of the Food Shop app has been found.

Shenqi finally finished making the candies, and opened the safe in random steps to take out five packs of potato chips for Shenqi.

Potato chips, like the previous mushrooms, disappeared out of thin air.

Osamu Dazai went to talk to Shenqi with a smile, and within a few minutes Dazai pulled out Shenqi's information.

After learning that Shenqi was short of money, Dazai Osamu immediately said: "The detective agency is just short of a part-time job, and the salary is very high. Is Shenqi willing to come?"

Kunikida said in surprise, "Dazai, the detective agency..."

Before Kunikida could finish speaking, he was stopped by Ranpo: "Yes, the detective agency wants to recruit part-time jobs."

He has selfish intentions, and he is the craft of slandering God and praying.

Before Shenqi could speak, Osamu Dazai quickly drew up the part-time contract.

Luanbu handed over the pen in time.

Two messages were sent on the panel, which were from dog rolls.

[Dog Juanji: God pray, where are you? ]

[Dog Makiji: When you were at the school in Kyoto, I made the sweet snapper Tachikinyaki that you said you wanted to eat. ]

Shenqi took the pen and hadn't signed the part-time contract yet.

[Shenqi: I am in the Armed Detective Agency, and they said that there is a lack of part-time jobs and let me work part-time in the Detective Agency, and they have already signed a contract for me. ]

[Dog curly thorn:? ? ? ! ! ! ]

[Dog Curly Thorn: No way! ]

Inumaki, who has cooperated with the Armed Detective Agency to complete tasks, knows clearly that there is a Dazai Osamu in the detective agency who is even worse than the unscrupulous Gojo Gojo.

He clicked on the map on the panel, and the location "Yokohama, Armed Detective Agency" had been unlocked.

After teleporting to the Armed Detective Agency, he immediately went upstairs, opened the door and saw Shenqi who was about to sign a contract.

The collar was pulled off by him, and some urgent voice echoed in the detective agency.

"God pray, stop!"