i made a fortune from cursing

Chapter 11 I don't like women!

Zhong Yuanzhong, who had not yet gone upstairs, was also stopped by the courier at the door.

The courier was wearing a yellow vest with bright colors, a black peaked cap with the brim pressed down, and a black mask on his face. The whole person was tightly wrapped.

After Zhongyuan Zhong also took a look at him, he focused on the courier. Judging from the details posted on the courier, it was the drink he bought online a few days ago.

After Zhongya Zhongya went upstairs, the courier took off his mask and dragged off his yellow vest, revealing a bandaged wrist under his newly rolled up sleeves.

After delivering the courier, he had an extra wallet in his hand. After he took out the money in the wallet, he wanted to throw the wallet into the trash can.

Putting down half of the hand and taking it back, Zhongye's wallets are generally luxury goods of big brands, the price is not cheap, and they can be sold for a sum of money on second-hand trading websites.

Zhongyuanzhong also disassembled the express delivery and put the drinks neatly in the refrigerator.

He opened a can and poured more than half of it with his head straight up. The taste seemed a bit wrong, not like a drink but like a broth.

The phone beeped twice, and the sender was someone who made his teeth itch with hatred.

[Mackerel: Enjoy this wonderful 72 hours, Miss Chuya. ]

Noticing the abnormality in his body, Zhong also quickly ran to the floor-to-ceiling mirror, his chest was heavy, and the buttons of his shirt were directly undone, and he could clearly feel his chest shaking when he ran.

The orange that originally only reached the shoulders has now grown to the waist, and I can use my toes to figure out who did it.

He opened all the beverages in the refrigerator, including the one he had already drunk, and none of the ten bottles were spared and turned into fragrant golden broth.

"Tai, Zai, Zhi!" The words squeezed out between his teeth.

He picked up his phone, clicked on the gourmet shop app on the screen, and ordered a hundred copies of the crisp magic scroll that made him hiccup.

A few seconds later, the packaged spell rolls were piled up at his feet.

The sound of one hundred orders being fulfilled sounded one after another, waking up Shenqi, who was sleeping soundly with his head on the dog roll.

He rubbed his eyes, forgetting to turn off the app's transaction notification sound.

The bus drove to Kyoto with bumps. Tomorrow, the Kyoto sister school exchange meeting will be held, and they need to go to Kyoto in advance.

Goujuan moved his left arm, and his blood was not smooth after being used as a pillow by Shenqi for more than half an hour.

The bus was very quiet, and Yi Gu and the others were all asleep.

Shenqi sends messages to the dog through the panel.

[Shen Qi: A user named "Macai Go Die" bought a hundred copies of the magic scroll at once! ]

Shenqi was very happy, and the voice that reached Gou Juan's ears showed his joy vividly.

[Dog Scroll Thorn: In order to celebrate Shenqi selling [-] copies of Mantra Spirit Scrolls, shall we do something fun? ]

[Shen Qi: What fun thing? ]

Goujuan looked around, except for the driver, everyone was sleeping, and Gojo Satoru, who was leading the team, leaned against the seat and closed his eyes.

He took out his backpack from under the seat, and took out two white wig caps, one large and one small, from the backpack.

Inside the black brim is a white wig that looks like a lush potted plant. The quality of the wig looks shoddy.

[Dog Curly Thorn: Like what? ]

[Shenqi: Like the head of Teacher Wutiao. ]

[Shenqi: What fun thing do you want to use this for? ]

[Dog Curly Thorn: Wait. ]

Goujuan tiptoed to the back seat, Lixiang didn't like people getting close to Yigu regardless of gender, so Yigu sat alone in the front, the panda was bigger and took up two seats, and Maki sat at the back by the window In the seat, a bunch of spell tools were placed outside the seat.

Shenqi followed him, Goujuan turned his head and made a silent gesture to him.

Then he put the big Wutiao Golei wig cap on the panda's head.

[Dog Curly Thorn: Five Pandas! ]

Shenqi pursed his lips, shrugged his shoulders, and tried hard not to make a sound.

After putting it on the panda, Gouju put the small wig cap on Maki's head, and almost knocked over the spell.

[Dog Curly Thorn: Gojo Maki! ]

Shenqi clenched his fists tightly, and it was very difficult to hold back his laughter.

The image of Goujuan who is addicted to pranks is a little rich in Shenqi's eyes, because he is a spellcaster, he doesn't talk much, he is often ignored by people, and his presence is not high.

God prays that he likes him because he always has the aroma of food on his body, and every word he utters is food that can be said.

But now, the likes are more specific than just liking him for the food.

Gouju puts wig caps on Panda and Maki, but not on Yigu.

Shenqi held him and pointed to Yi Gu who was sitting alone on the seat.

[Dog Curly Thorn: No!Satoshi will eat us up. ]

The two sat back quietly, and Goujuu took out two wig caps from the bag.

[Dog curly thorn: put it on. ]

[Shenqi: Why do we have to wear it? ]

[Dog curly thorn: You can shake the pot. ]

Shenqi obediently put on the wig cap, which was a little crooked, and Gou Juan naturally reached out to help him tidy it up.

After wearing it, Goujuan sent him a message.

[Dog Curl Thorn: Pretending to be asleep. ]

[Shen Qi: Yes! ]

Car tires run over rocks, and the bumps wake Maki from a dream.

The magic tool next to her was a little messy for some reason, and the glasses on the bridge of her nose were covered with dust. Maki took off the glasses and wiped off the dust.

The panda felt itchy on the top of its head, scratched it, and even touched its hair.

Pandas have long hair? !

Maki stood up and moved her body. What was in front of her was a white potted plant?

She pushed the panda in the front seat: "Pang Da, what's wrong with your head?"

Panda turned her head and asked her in the same way: "Maki, what are you doing wearing a wig cap that is 90.00% similar to Satoru at [-]?"

"Aren't you too?"

The two reacted and quickly faced the glass on the bus.

Maki glanced at the others, and there were Gouju and Shenqi wearing wig caps, but Yi Gu didn't have this stupid wig cap on his head.

Yi Gu felt threatened, opened his eyes, Panda and Maki stared at him with green eyes.

"What, what's wrong?"

Two wigs came to him: "Tell me, did you do it?"

Yi Gu was confused: "What?"

Realizing that someone was approaching Yi Gu, Lixiang was directly irritable: "Stay away from-youtai!"

Oto's character is indeed not like the person who did this, Panda and Maki turn the object of suspicion to Gojo Satoru.

"Idiot, did you do such a stupid thing?" Maki asked angrily.

"Wu, not everyone likes your badminton-like hairstyle." Panda complained.

Gojo Satoru opened his eyes, and looked at the wig hat in their hands with distaste: "Such an ugly hat is not even as handsome as one-third of my hairstyle. Such an ugly thing cannot be mine."

"Who else could it be except you..." Suddenly the knot in Maki's mind was untied, and a thread passed through her mind, "It's so loud, I'm still sleeping."

"Dog roll! God pray!"

The bus stopped in front of the Kyoto school, and Goumaki and Shenqi got off the bus rubbing their heads.

[Shen Qi: I was beaten into a big bag. ]

[Dog Curly Thorn: Me too...]

[Shenqi: Why don't you hide? ]

[Dog Curly Thorn: I feel that if I hide, I will be beaten even worse by Maki. ]

[Shenqi: I feel the same way...]

The Kyoto school did not send anyone to welcome them, especially after hearing that the leader teacher was Gojo Satoru, no one wanted to come to receive them.

Gojo Satoru made a phone call to An Ge Ji: "What's the matter with you people from the Kyoto school, isn't there even a single person to pick us up?"

The phone was hung up directly...

Maki said loudly: "Ms. Wujo has always been annoying!"

Panda also said: "Teacher Diva really hates Wu with real affection, only Wu feels that he is not disliked by Teacher Diva."

Gou Juan nodded in agreement: "Salmon."

Shen Qi also said: "Teacher Wu Tiao's hairstyle looks very annoying."

Panda and Maki, who had been pranked just now, glared at him: "How dare you mention your hairstyle!"

God prays to shut down the wheat.

Yi Gu weakly retorted: "I don't think Mr. Wu Tiao is annoying."

"Five Enlightened Poisons are forbidden to join the conversation!"

Wujo Wujo said with a straight face: "It's too much, too much, are you engaging in cold violence on campus?"

Maki "cut": "Double-standard dog."

While they were arguing, the tall Aoi Todo walked out from the school gate.

"Are you from the Tokyo school?"

Gojo Satoru smiled and said, "Did Diva ask you to pick us up?"

Dongtang Aoi ignored him, and the question of jumping came over his face.

"Hey, those boys, what kind of women do you like?"

Maki: "...Is it so inappropriate for this big man to ask a question? No one will answer him seriously?"

God prayed for righteousness and said: "I don't like women!"

Maki: "..."

Someone really answered.

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