The days of watching Ye Gucheng

In February 3011 AD, the large-scale realistic martial arts game Dragon was launched in Tianya for public beta testing around the world. With the ability to get in touch with famous martial arts characters who appeared in martial arts novels, such as Li Xunhuan, Linghu Chong, Feng Qingyang, Lu Xiaofeng, etc., learn martial arts and work together Entering the original martial arts world has attracted countless players.

In November 3011 AD, Longzai Tianya Game Company announced that it would launch a new expansion pack in the new year, adding popular elements such as farming, stealing vegetables, and building, so that players can create a prosperous manor of their own in the game.

As a member of the game company, Su Minghe actually held a noncommittal attitude towards this expansion from the beginning to the end.In his opinion, farming and stealing food in the martial arts simulation game is really a setting that he came up with after eating and supporting.

Half a month later, the first day of new data technology testing.

"Young man, it's not easy to grow a good field..." the old man finally concluded with earnestness.

Su Minghe lowered his head, under the expectant and enthusiastic eyes of the old NPC, he expressionlessly chose the online GM01 responsible for collecting test bugs and suggestions, and sent a message: "He told me six times, 'boy, it's not easy to grow a good field ah'."

GM01: "...you should choose the next step"

Su Minghe: "Why don't you choose?"

GM01: "He can say it six more times."

Su Minghe: "The NPC's introduction to basic knowledge is too long and tedious to make people sleepy, and as an intelligent NPC, they don't even know how to read words and expressions. Players with bad tempers may kill them quickly, causing the normal order of the game to be disrupted."

GM01: "..."

Su Minghe finally chose the next step.

"This is a hoe and seeds, young man, try the method I just taught you." The old man smiled and took out a brand new hoe from his arms and handed it over.

Su Minghe: "My god!"

GM01: "What's wrong?"

Su Minghe: "He took out a hoe from his pocket and handed it to me!"

GM01: "That's right, you don't need a hoe to plow the land."

Su Minghe: "Damn it, it scares me to death!"

Even though GM01 was always known for his good temper, he couldn't help but want to scold his mother. He took a few deep breaths before replying, "Didn't you also take out your weapon from the pocket on your chest."

Su Minghe: "I always carry my sword on my back."

GM01: "..."

Su Minghe: "^_^ Don't you think that is more handsome?"

You are so handsome... GM01 burst into tears.

After receiving the hoes and seeds he had spent an hour flying across his saliva, Su Minghe sweated profusely and worked in the wasteland under the bright sunshine for a long time. Looking at the half-acre field that had been plowed, he waved his sore With arms that could hardly be lifted, he silently chose GM01: "This map really should open a massage parlor."

GM01: "Why?"

Su Minghe: "Do you think the player's body is made of steel?"

GM01: "I don't understand."

Su Minghe: "The sowing process is too difficult and probably beyond the tolerance of most players. The difficulty of getting started is an important factor that directly affects whether players choose to accept a certain game."

GM01: "..."

Su Minghe: "Understood?"

GM01: "Hmm. Don't say that!"

Su Minghe: "I really have no sense of humor."

GM01 continued to burst into tears.

Su Minghe doesn't plan to touch the remaining half acre of land. For him, this is just his duty as a company employee.Now that the obligation is over, Su Minghe casually threw away the hoe, intending to explore the situation around.

Just about to move forward, the enthusiastic NPC old man appeared again.

"Young man, you haven't watered the seeds after planting. You forgot what I just said..."

Seeing that the old man was obviously going to repeat the conversation just now, Su Minghe hurriedly ran towards the small well not far away.

While running, he poked GM01 casually: "The NPC is really long-winded..."

GM01: "I have taught you the farming tutorial six times."

Su Minghe: "I'm sorry, I was busy counting the number of times his words appeared."

GM01: "..."

The old man stood contentedly on the ridge of the field, stroking his beard and smiling, watching Su Minghe finish watering half an acre of field, and finally nodded.Su Minghe threw the ladle into the bucket, turned around and walked past the old man without looking sideways.He swore that even if he was called boy a hundred times this time, he would never look back at him again.

Because if he remembered correctly, it seemed that after watering, it was time to fertilize.

"Boy..."

Su Minghe quickened his pace.

"Boy..."

Su Minghe wished he could feel the wind under his feet.

"Boy..."

Su Minghe stretched out his hands to cover his ears.

The figure in front of him flickered, and the old man stopped in front of him with a benevolent face. The breeze gently blew the hem of his clothes, and he even stroked his beard with his hands.

Master!This was Su Minghe's first reaction.

His second reaction was to open the private chat and poke excitedly: "Is this a hermit? Provides hidden missions?"

GM01: "This is a martial arts game..."

Su Minghe: "So let a martial arts master teach people how to farm!? Those pigs from the development team!"

GM01: "The development team leader is next to me."

Su Minghe: "..."

GM01: "He expresses his sincere pleasure for your kind greeting, and will personally convey it to every colleague in the development team."

Su Minghe: "... count him as ruthless!"

GM01: "He said thank you for the compliment."

Su Minghe: "..."

"Young man." Of course, the old man was unaware of the turbulent undercurrent between them, and continued to say with a smile: "I don't have a place to stay at night. I just have a vacant room, so I will let you live in it temporarily."

This time there was no confirmation box to choose the next step, the old man turned around and left without even looking at Su Minghe.Although Su Minghe was reluctant, he could only follow along. After all, this was also part of the test content of the new expansion pack.

At a glance, Su Minghe knew that the wooden house in front of him was definitely the lowest level.Combined with a bed so hard that a boulder can crush a person's chest, a hard and heavy quilt, and a pillow that is comparable to a brick... Su Minghe poked at GM01 with a blank expression: "The development team cut corners."

GM01: "This is a level 0 house."

GM01: "The house can be upgraded."

Su Minghe: "If you want players to spend points to spend the night in the game, they should at least have a bed."

GM01: "In front of you is..."

Su Minghe: "...Should I praise the development team for at least not directly laying straw?"

GM01 wanted to cry but had no tears. It was not a human life to be mixed between Su Minghe and the overbearing development team leader beside him: "TT, why don't you go out and hang out first? Anyway, it will be offline in a while."

Su Minghe: "I want to criticize you. When you find difficulties at work, you should face them instead of just trying to escape! Now that you have escaped, how should you tell players when you face them?"

He paused, then continued to send messages: "Tell them to let them hypnotize themselves: this is not a slate, this is a mattress, this is not a brick, this is a pillow?"

GM01: "...This is the pillow."

Su Minghe: "It's really... sad."

Su Minghe raised his head and looked at the sky outside. The level of realism is indeed well done in the game.It was past noon now, the sun was high in the sky, occasionally clouds drifted past, and the sky was so clear that it was breathtaking.He touched the long sword on his back with his backhand, and decided to use the rest of the day to wander around and explore.After getting out of the cabin and confirming a direction, Su Minghe walked straight down.

After walking for about two hours, there was still an endless wilderness around, and there was no one inhabited.

Su Minghe poked GM01 habitually: "Give me a coachman."

GM01: "No..."

Su Minghe: "Then get a horse."

GM01: "No."

Su Minghe: "...then what's the matter?"

GM01: "The only animals currently provided in the expansion pack are... farm cattle."

As soon as the news arrived, a farming ox appeared out of thin air in front of Su Minghe, and even dragged a wooden plow behind him.Su Minghe was stunned, and stepped forward to poke the cow.The cattle let out an impatient cry, and moved a step aside.The speed is so slow, the moving distance is so small...Su Minghe looked at his feet, then at the cow, sighed, walked around it and continued walking.

Su Minghe: "You let the players go out to farm, walk and walk, walk to the side of the field, the sun is setting..."

GM01: "The player's house will be next to the field."

Su Minghe: "You let the player who wants to farm and grow enough and wants to go out walk and walk, and before he has finished walking this vast wilderness, he should turn around and go back to collect vegetables..."

GM01: "After the official opening, many post stations will be set up, and there are also piers on the seaside that are directly transferred to the previous game map."

Su Minghe: "Oh, what should I do now?"

GM01: "If you turn around now, you can go back to your hut to sleep before dark."

Su Minghe frowned in disgust: "Then I'm offline, and I'll continue tomorrow."

GM01: "You'd better go back, today's test task has not been completed yet."

Su Minghe: "The test task includes performing chest crushing on that slate?"

GM01: "==Includes a test to recover from fatigue."

Su Minghe: "I have a small request that I hope can be met."

GM01: "In addition to sending a beautiful woman to sleep with you..."

Su Minghe thought for a while, and sent a message: "Then send that guy from the development team to sleep with me."

GM01: "Level 0 houses are single beds..."

Su Minghe continued to send messages with a blank face: "He can sleep on the floor."

Finally returned to the cabin before sunset, Su Minghe was sore all over, although the bed was indeed terribly hard, he still fell down and fell into a deep sleep.

When I woke up the next day, my body was still sore.Su Minghe frowned and barely raised his arm, the first thing he did was to poke GM01.

The friend list that pops up as soon as he selects it in the past, but today he refuses to talk to him no matter what he says silently in his heart, as if he has quietly blended into the air.Su Minghe is completely awake now, there must be some immaturity during the game test, but the system is so unstable that even the friend list disappears like this - the corners of his mouth can't help but rise slightly: this time the development team Guy, it must have died miserably.

Su Minghe turned over and sat up in a jerk, and began to silently say to quit the game.I didn’t know that I read it a hundred times a hundred times, and then stood up and shouted “quit the game” loudly, but I didn’t see the selection box that should be jumped out.He tried to select the friend list again, but still nothing happened.He was really shocked at this moment, he knew that the new expansion pack was unreliable, and the embarrassing people in the development team were even more unreliable-damn now I can't contact the GM and I can't quit the game, but what should I do?