Neptune just wants to be a salted fish

Xue Nai didn't know but just met for the first time, Gaara set up a dream of sleeping for the rest of her life, she tilted her head curiously, "What is a ninja?"

Gaara seems to think of her as a ninja! ?

It's not that she doesn't know ninjas, but she has an inexplicable feeling that the so-called ninjas in Gaara's mouth are different from the ninjas in her memory,

and……

I love Luo!

Sand Hidden Village!

For some reason, Xue Nai always felt that these two terms were familiar after adding ninja, but she couldn't remember them for a while.

Having been a siren for hundreds of years, an ant for a few days, and a slime for decades, her memory as a human has faded to the point where she almost forgot. The noun is so familiar, but I really can't figure out what it is.

Xue Nai’s question really upset Gaara, no matter how smart he is, he is only a five-year-old kid. He has never thought about the question of what a ninja is. He only knows that most of the people in the village are ninjas. , his father is a ninja, his sister is a ninja, his brother is also a ninja, even his dead mother and Yashamaru are also ninjas, even he will become a ninja.

As for what a ninja is, he really never thought about it.

Think about the tasks I did before, did they kill people?It felt a little bit wrong again, and for some reason, looking at Xue Nai's white and tender face, he subconsciously didn't want to tell the little girl in front of him such a bloody thing.

Gaara frowned and thought for a long time, and finally replied in embarrassment: "A ninja is a ninja."

Xue Nai still didn't understand, so she asked again, "What is the meaning of the ninja?"

Gaara opened and closed his lips, closed them, and finally replied honestly, "I don't know."

Huh, he's sorry for Yashamaru, he has been a ninja for so many years for nothing.

"That's it." Xue Nai was a little disappointed, always feeling that she almost knew where this was.

My love Luo glanced timidly at Xue Nai, who was somewhat disappointed, and said courageously: "I... I'll ask Yashamaru when he comes back!"

He swore that if he was given another chance, he would listen to Yashamaru and study hard.

"Yeah." Xue Nai directly compared her thumbs, "Come on!"

Gaara's little face blushed inexplicably, "I...I will work hard!"

As for the sauce, when Yashamaru brought back Arakawa Rei's salary card, he saw Gaara and Yuki Nai reading a storybook with rapt attention.

Yashamaru heaved a sigh of relief. He was in a hurry to ask Arakawa-sama for a salary card just now, but he forgot how dangerous it is to let the two children stay alone together. Although Gaara lost control just yesterday, it shouldn't be so soon, but Xue Nai is still a child, if one is not careful...

Thinking of the person who accidentally died under the hands of Gaara, Yashamaru's heart tightened, and he sat between the two children without a trace.

The relationship between Arakawa-sama and Kazekage-sama is bad enough, but one cannot be added.

Yashamaru pretended not to care and said with a smile: "Are Xue Nai and Gaara studying? That's terrible──"

Before Yashamaru could say the last word, he saw the two children raised their heads at the same time, looking at him with aggrieved faces.

"Yashamaru, I can't read it!" Gaara held the Ninja Enlightenment children's book and spread it in front of Yashamaru aggrievedly, "I can't read too many words."

Yashamaru blushed a little when he saw the children's book with few words and mostly pictures.

He patted Gaara's head, forced a smile and said, "It's okay, uncle will teach you how to read from tomorrow on!"

Speaking of which, they have been preventing Gaara from going away all these years. Apart from ninjutsu, he really didn't teach Gaara anything. I didn't expect that he couldn't even understand such a simple children's book.

Inexplicably, Yashamaru suddenly felt a little uneasy about his conscience. He almost made his sister's son illiterate.

Of course, Yashamaru did not forget Yukina, he turned his head to look at Yukina who was very attentive, and asked with a smile: "Can Yukina understand?"

Well, this question should be a waste of time to ask. Seeing Xue Nai's so attentive look, I think I can understand it.

Xue Nai shook her head, "I don't understand."

This world is completely different from the worlds she has known, and there is not a single word in the whole children's book that she can recognize.

Yashamaru was taken aback, and subconsciously asked curiously: "Then you still look at it so seriously?"

Unlike Gaara who flipped through the pages obviously, Xue Nai read them page by page seriously.

Xue Nai replied straightforwardly: "I look at the picture!"

After all, it is a children's book for children. There are more pictures than words. Even if you are illiterate, you can guess some by looking at the pictures.

and……

Xue Nai subconsciously turned another page, looking at these so-called 'children's books', she was [-]% sure that she had come to a different world.

She has passed through quite a few worlds, but none of this book and these words can match the words in her memory.

She was [-]% sure that she had come to a strange world.

And... Seeing the killing vaguely revealed in the children's book, Xue Nai's heart sinks slightly. This is a world that is several times more dangerous than her original world.

She pointed to the man in black in the book who created a black tornado in the desert and tore apart countless enemies in green uniforms in one breath, and asked, "What is this?"

Yashamaru proudly said: "This is our third Kazekage, and also the strongest Kazekage!"

The painting on it is the battle of the three generations of Kazekage who used their own strength to prevent Konoha from invading the Kingdom of Wind.

the strongest...

Xue Nai paused, then pointed to another young red-haired man half kneeling in front of the third Kazekage, "Then this person is...?"

"It's treason!"

As soon as he mentioned this red-haired young man, Yashamaru's expression suddenly became serious.

"Remember!" Yashamaru looked straight into Xue Nai's eyes, and said solemnly: "As ninjas, the most unacceptable thing is betrayal. Whenever you encounter betrayal, you must kill him!"

"Oh!" Xue Nai responded casually.

The frankness of Xue Nai's answer made Yashamaru startled, and finally he sighed softly, and sighed with a broken smile: "I'm still a child!"

Because I'm a child, so I don't understand the meaning of killing people!

Yashamaru showed a bit of worry, I hope this child will not hate him when he grows up!

After all, the scorpion might be...

Yashamaru shook his head, refusing to think about that possibility any longer, but if he didn't want to, it didn't mean that possibility never existed.

When Master Arakawa brought Xue Nai back, everyone was curious.

If there is a child, there must be a father, and the only one he knows who has been with Master Arakawa before is that man.

But... Yashamaru looked at Xue Nai's blond hair and blue eyes and couldn't help thinking. Arakawa-sama has black hair and black eyes, while Scorpio has red hair and gray eyes. No matter how you say it, it should be impossible to give birth to a blond-haired and blue-eyed Xue Nai. !

Could it be that he inherited Arakawa-sama's mother's hair color and eye color?Master Arakawa's biological mother died young. No one knew what Master Arakawa's biological mother looked like. They only heard that she was a beauty. Could it be that it was inherited from another generation, and directly inherited the hair color and eye color of Master Arakawa's biological mother?

Yashamaru couldn't figure out why no matter how he thought about it, he could only pull himself together and say, "Xue Nai's first day here, let's go eat barbecue!"

Yashamaru holding Arakawa-sama's salary card is fearless.

Gaara's eyes lit up when he heard about eating barbecue, and he trotted up to Yashamaru and shouted, "Salty beef tongue! Salty beef tongue!"

His favorite was salted ox tongue.

"Okay!" Yashamaru coaxed, "Let's eat salted beef tongue."

He turned his head and asked Xue Nai, "Is there anything Xue Nai likes to eat?"

He smiled at Mimi and said, "Today is a special day, Xue Nai can also eat ice cream."

Ice cream is the favorite food of all the children in Hidden Sand Village. Although it is not good for children to eat too much ice cream, but today is special.

"Eat!?" Xue Nai's eyes lit up, "I want to eat something hot~"

Whether it's a mermaid, an ant queen, or even a slime, she hasn't eaten hot food for hundreds of years because of her non-human relationship. Hot stuff.

Yashamaru thought for a while, "Then let's eat barbecue! The barbecue in our Shayin Village is a must!"

After all, is it a desert? Barbecue is the most suitable food for deserts.

Yashamaru held Yukina in one hand and Gaara in the other, and followed Yukina in a low voice to introduce Sand Hidden Village.

Hidden Sand Village is located in the desert area. Unlike other ninja villages, Hidden Sand Village has 70.00% of the population are ninjas because of the harsh environment. No need to hide.

Seeing a ninja who prefers to run on other people's roofs if there is a good road along the way, or a ninja who disappears in an instant with the blink of an eye, or a ninja who handles puppets generously, Xue Nai subconsciously opened her mouth wide!

There must be something wrong with this world!

"Isn't it rare?" Yashamaru was raised outside when Xue Nai was a child, and he rarely saw ninjas. He smiled proudly: "This is Sand Hidden Village! It is the home of our sand ninjas!"

Sand Hidden Village is the home of all sand ninjas. In my own home, it is naturally convenient and there is no need to hide.

Xue Nai silently pushed back the jaw that almost fell off, got it!She seemed to know where she was.

XXX

Holding the Arakawa zero-salary card in his hand, Yashamaru was fearless and took the two children directly to the best barbecue restaurant in Shayin Village.

Seeing Gaara, the owner of the barbecue restaurant couldn't help showing a bit of disgust.

Although there are still some ordinary people who cling to ninjas in Hidden Sand Village, everyone's dislike for jinchuriki is the same regardless of whether they are ninjas or ordinary people.

Especially Gaara wrecked Sand Hidden Village just yesterday, and even the barbecue restaurant was affected. It would be a ghost if he could welcome Gaara.

Not to mention that as soon as Gaara came in, many ninjas who were still eating barbecue hurriedly threw down the money, disappeared with a touch, or it was a blink of an eye that flashed faster than anything else, even ordinary people who couldn't blink He hurriedly checked out and left with the child in his arms.

Not long after, only the poor boss and Yashamaru and his party were left in the huge barbecue shop.

The boss clutched his chest and was on the verge of falling, feeling that the whole person was not well.

"Haha." Yashamaru smiled awkwardly, touched Mr. Arakawa's salary card in his arms, and suddenly regained his courage, "This...we are here to eat barbecue."

The boss sighed helplessly, and said in a low voice, "My lord, this..."

He glanced at Gaara subconsciously, "It's not convenient for you to bring the young master here."

If there is only Yashamaru alone, he will definitely welcome him with his hands up, but adding Gaara...

It's one thing for customers to be scared away by Gaara, but what worries him even more is whether Gaara will go crazy in his shop. His place is just a small barbecue restaurant, but it can't stand my love It's broken.

"Don't worry!" Yashamaru said with a smile, "It will be fine."

Even if something happens, he now has the money to pay for it! (Focus!)

The boss frowned and looked at Gaara for a long time, and finally sighed helplessly: "Okay! Please follow me to the inner box."

Although he was unwilling, the boss really didn't have the guts to push Mr. Ninja out.

Although Gaara lowered his head, there was a trace of anger on his face, and even the sand in his palm was ready to move.

This is not the first time he has been disliked by the villagers. In the past, he could obediently listen to Uncle Yashamaru and not care about these people, but in front of his first friend, he didn't want... he didn't want Xue Nai to see him being raped. People hate it.

For a moment, Gaara felt the intent to kill, but he took a sneak peek at Xue Nai, and forcibly endured it.

no!He can't act, he can't scare Xue Nai away.

But so angry! ! !

Gaara turned himself into a puffer fish, and his round face became more round and cute. Xue Nai couldn't help but rubbed his little face, "It's nothing. We are not gold, so naturally it is impossible for everyone to like."

In this situation, as a non-human who was once a human, she understands best.

Just because she used to be a human being, even if she tries her best to integrate into those worlds, she will inevitably have a situation that is out of place, and will be regarded as a different kind in the end.

She is not human, but she is not non-human either. The feeling of being inhuman inside and out has tortured her for hundreds of years, so she can understand Gaara's feelings best.

"Gaara..." Xue Nai gently raised Gaara's head, and subconsciously smoothed Gaara's frown, "Other people treat them as puppets that can't move, we like ourselves enough."

It took her most of her life to let go that she didn't want Gaara to be like the old her, stuck in self-loathing.

Gaara's eyes lit up, we (including Xue Nai) liking ourselves is equal to Xue Nai liking him!

"Yeah!" Gaara nodded heavily, and instantly revived with full blood!

Sure enough, Xue Nai is the cutest!

As expected of someone who wants to sleep with him for the rest of his life.

He held Xue Nai's little hand with nervousness as if he was holding some treasure, and raised his head cautiously and asked, "Will Xue Nai always be with me?"

If there is Xue Nai, he can do without others.

"Okay!"

Xue Nai responded with a smile.

If she survived.

Don't look at her as if she has been a sea monster for hundreds of years. You must know that the lifespan of a sea monster is calculated in thousands of years. After that.

After doing the math, Xue Nai suddenly discovered a very sad fact...

She... seems to be short-lived!

Thinking about being born as an experimental product this time, there may be some flaws. For a moment, Xue Nai's whole body was depressed, and even the most expensive and delicious salted beef tongue in Shayin Village couldn't let it go. She pulls herself together.

"Xue Nai!" Gaara asked cautiously, "Don't Xue Nai like to eat salted ox tongue?"

But this salty ox tongue is very hot.

"I like it." Xue Nai cheered up and took a sip of the salted ox tongue Gaara gave her, "It's delicious!"

Ninjas were dark and shrewd creatures, and they couldn't let them discover that she had the spirit of an old monster inside.

Gaara's eyes lit up, and he took several pieces of salted ox tongue into Xue Nai's bowl, and said generously, "Give it to Xue Nai!"

Yashamaru, who had already set up the plate and waited for Gaara to divide the meat, silently took back the empty plate, and looked at Gaara who was trying to stuff the meat for Xue Nai sadly.

...A guy who values ​​sex and despises uncle!

But... Looking at my love Luo Liang's astonishing green eyes, what else can Yashamaru say, I can only forgive him.

Yashamaru narrowed his eyes gently.

It's rare that Gaara has made a friend, it would be great if we can keep doing this.

XXX

Under the situation that Gaara has been crazily stuffing barbecue, Xue Nai is full!

Xue Nai kept tossing and turning on the bed, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

Although she was very supportive, she was a little reluctant to tell her to vomit.

To be honest, being able to make the most expensive salted ox tongue in Shayin Village is naturally very delicious. It is so delicious that it has been a sea monster for hundreds of years. Xue Nai, who has not eaten hot food for hundreds of years, is a little reluctant to throw up.

Xue Nai licked her lips in satisfaction, human food is still delicious!

There is no fire in the sea, and there is no way to make a fire, let alone when she is a slime. After all, she hasn't eaten hot food for a long time.

Just as Xue Nai was rolling on the bed with her stomach in her arms, Gaara came over with her quilt in her arms.

"Yuki Nai! Let's sleep together~"

There are waves in Gaara's voice, which shows that his mood is rippling!

Not only that, but Gaara climbed directly onto the bed, patted the place beside her and said, "Xue Nai sleeps here."

Xue Nai: ...? ? ?

what happened?Little friend, you are very wrong! ?

Seeing Xue Nai not moving, Gaara said displeased: "You promised to sleep with me forever!"

Feeling cheated by my friends, Gaara is very hurt, Gaara is very angry, Gaara's sand is starting to gather.

Xue Nai: ...Wait!She thought that Naruto was a hot-blooded boy manga, so, is Naruto such a dark, colorful, and deep boy manga?

She was so naive.