break my brother on the top bunk

Before Zhou Yan could answer, he saw Zhu Zhiwei go back and forth, aggressively slapped off Su Jie's paw that was molesting Zhou Yan, and warned: "You see, you have crossed the line. Don't think about forming male and female CP all day long." You moth. In the future, you will do less intimate actions, and you will tear them apart once you see them."

Su Jie leaned back on the chair, raised his eyebrows leisurely and said, "Brother Wei, you're hitting mandarin ducks with a stick."

"Good fight, I'll kill you, you bastard." Zhu Zhiwei kicked on his slippers and quietly left.Before leaving, he warned Su Jie not to mess around with his eyes.

Su Jie turned on the computer to prepare for the live broadcast, saying that he must be honest.

He really couldn't stay idle, and he couldn't help but think of Lu Yunzhou's performance last night.Compared with the slander and criticism all over the world, he cares more about whether Lu Yunzhou and Shen Lan have crossed the line.

Seeing that he was starting the live broadcast in a state of anxiety, Zhou Yan reminded gently: "At this juncture, it's better not to start the live broadcast."

"It's okay, the more I hide and tuck them, the more I talk about them, and I have nothing to say when I face them calmly."

The live broadcast room in the morning was relatively deserted, with fewer heavyweight anchors and fewer viewers.It took only 10 minutes for Su Jie to open and there were only a thousand people watching. The bullet screens were also pitifully few, and the only few were small advertisements.

He played the chicken eating game and started thinking about it.From the school's environment, sanitation, lectures to the canteen and library.

Zhou Yan was worried that he would be accused, so he asked to form a team.

Facing the camera, Su Jie smiled and said, "Okay, today's fans are blessed, my brother Yan has a good-looking appearance, and he wants to take me to lie down."

Zhou Yan looked up at him, just in time to be caught by his rotating camera.He turned his face away uncomfortably and lowered his head slightly.

Su Jie didn't really use his good looks and aloof temperament to attract popularity, and the camera refocused on himself after a quick glance.

Immediately, a fan left a message saying: "The anchor is merciful, I want to continue watching handsome guys."

"Yes, yes, seconded."

"Second proposal +10086."

"I'm tired of seeing your coquettish face in front of the anchor all day long. We asked to see the cold and handsome guy just now for a change."

Su Jie replied angrily: "See, brother Yan wants to give money."

So a large group of fans started to brush fish balls and shark fins, and some local tyrants brushed airplanes and rockets.

Su Jie did a rough calculation, and Zhou Yan's 0.1-second shot just now brought nearly 2000 yuan in tipping income.It is easier than him to earn more by working hard, singing and playing tricks.

Fuck, can this face-seeking world get better?

While thanking the fans for their gifts, Su Jie explained: "Play the game first, if I can eat chicken with this game, then I will let you guys take a look at my Brother Yan."

So the fans brushed "Good luck, eat chicken tonight" to perfunctory Su Jie, and some people unceremoniously damaged Su Jie's skills, saying that they would never see Zhou Yan's face in this life, unless June Flying snow, dry sea and rocks, players all over the world collectively release water.

"What are you talking about? Am I that good? If you dislike my skills like this, even if you are a bazooka, I won't show you Brother Yan."

"If you don't watch it, don't watch it. Then, the anchor, tell us if you are really gay?"

"There are photos of you kissing Shen Lan's rumored boyfriend on the Internet, how do you explain it?"

"I found that the anchor, you are very coquettish, flirting with each other, flirting with each other."

Most of the fans are teasing Su Jie for being a big carrot, and they don't criticize homosexuality as an existence that goes against the world, which makes Su Jie feel very sympathetic.

While following Zhou Yan to pick up equipment, he replied: "Shen Lan's rumored boyfriend and I have been friends for many years. We really didn't do anything in the car. He came to school to find me to give me something. I don't I know why someone took that kind of photo, maybe he recently offended someone in the entertainment circle and got punished."

After the long-winded explanation, he tentatively asked again: "By the way, what do you all think of homosexuality?"

Fans played barrage one after another.

Zhou Yan finally looked up at the screen, eager to know their answers.

"Homosexuality is nothing. What era is this? Foreign countries have recognized it 800 years ago, but our inland is still stuck in the pedantic Qing Dynasty."

"There are a lot of celebrities coming out on Weibo. I think it's better to bless them. Homosexuality is very sad. It's hard to find a lover, so don't hit them anymore."

"What's so sad about homosexuality? That so-and-so is not a happy Yimi. She shows her affection on Weibo every day. I heard that she will go abroad to hold a wedding next month."

"Let me give you a fair opinion, rotten women, don't criticize me. Don't reject homosexuality, and don't blindly admire it. Neutrality is fine. And I hope comrades can pay attention to safety, after all, STDs are very close to you."

"If it's true love, it's fine. I'm afraid that some men just think it's fun and date on a whim. In the end, they get sick and pass the disease on to their girlfriends. That's a heinous crime."

Su Jie watched the bullet screens one by one, and even read out some of them.He was very surprised, very surprised that there are so many people on the Internet who do not dislike homosexuality, and he was almost moved to tears.

Zhou Yan reminded from the side: "There are people, please dodge carefully."

"Ah?" Su Jie didn't pay attention to concealment, and was shot dead by Voldemort lying in the grass.

The bullet screens all disliked his shit operation, swiping GG all over the screen.

Su Jie sighed, and continued to flirt with the fans, and by the way, watched Zhou Yan possessed by the sharpshooter, avenging himself.

After seeing Zhou Yan's high-level operation, the fans swiped another wave of gifts, optimistically saying that there is hope for seeing the true face of the male god after the game.

Su Jie also felt hopeful, and he blindly worshiped Zhou Yan's game skills.

So he bragged in public: "My brother Yan is too focused on his studies and rarely plays games. Otherwise, with his understanding and operation, he can definitely enter the professional team."

After finishing speaking, there was a rare sound of approval in the barrage.Su Jie pointed the camera at Zhou Yan's finger like offering a treasure, which immediately triggered a wave of hand-controlled female fans.

When the live broadcast reached No. 20 minutes, the popularity rose to [-], and the bullet screen was sparse at the beginning, and now it is full of frantic scrolling.

Some people call gay guys disgusting, and some call Su Jie get out, but more fans are neutral and tolerant.

At the end of the game, Zhou Yan single-handedly killed 14 players and easily led Su Jie to the pinnacle of eating chicken.

Su Jie asked with a smile: "Brother Yan, are you deliberately trying to show your face in front of the camera?"

The bullet screens were swiping, "Anchor, hold back your words, let the master speak."

So Su Jie shut up and let Zhou Yan serve the wheat.

Zhou Yan coughed uncomfortably, and said in a deep magnetic voice: "Routine operation."

"Damn it, talk nonsense."

"Hey, one coquettish word reveals the sullen temperament of the Great God."

"Ask for a straight face, ask for a close-up, ask for a finger!!!"

Su Jie said angrily: "Usually my brother Yan and I form a team, why don't you guys get so excited?"

"Usually you never let us see the face of the Great God."

"I used to think that the Great God was a wretched, foot-picking guy. After all, science masters, you can't have expectations for your face."

Su Jie smiled helplessly, and asked Zhou Yan for his opinion in a low voice.

Zhou Yan generously agreed to leave the country without any twitching.

Su Jie snapped his fingers and said to the fans: "It's only 1 minute to lick the screen, hurry up."

After speaking, the camera pointed at Zhou Yan.

In fact, Zhou Yan was a little nervous, but as long as it could increase the popularity of Su Jie's live broadcast room, he always obeyed him.

I saw him wearing a gray shirt and a blue round-neck sweater outside. The sleeves were rolled up to the elbows, revealing the full muscles on the forearms and a small scratch from the fight.The skin is healthy beige, the hair is short, the broad forehead is square, the outline is tough, the nose is high, the lips are upturned, and the whole temperament is neat and masculine. hormones.

Fans swiped the barrage frantically, kneeling and licking his face value.

Zhou Yanwei was a little shy, and didn't know what to say after saying hello, so he looked at Su Jie beside him several times for help.There is a strong contrast between the aggrieved and embarrassed expression on his face and his image of a tall and tough guy.

When the time came, Su Jie turned the camera around.Zhou Yan patted his chest and let out a long breath.