break my brother on the top bunk

Tsk tsk, two foxes.

The other elders didn't drink hangover tea, and they would be dazed by it. Even Wu Yifei's father, who was not very talkative, started nagging, saying that the [-] private money he had hidden in the cabinet had been searched out.

Su Jie asked, "Brother, what are you doing with your private money?"

The relatives next to him began to joke, saying that he was raising a young lover outside.

Wu Yifei's father said extremely aggrieved: "There is no little lover, my pocket money is only a few three melons and two dates, it is not enough to buy a bag for my little lover."

Wu's mother heard this, twisted his ears and laughed and cursed: "I only wanted to buy a bag for my little lover, but I didn't see you buying one for me. It was our eighteenth anniversary last month, and I yelled for half a month. What about the gift?"

"Didn't I pool 10 yuan to buy Hermes for you, but you searched for it in the end." Father Wu replied.

A table of people was fed a mouthful of dog food for no reason, and hurriedly asked them to calm down and stop showing affection.

Su Jie suddenly thought of an interesting incident, and said in public: "My cousin has always been a model of a loving wife in our family. Before being invited by a client to a nightclub for drinking and entertainment, he actually told the client to give him the money for the fun, and he went home to find his sister-in-law. , just as happy and enjoyable.”

As soon as this interesting story was told, Wu's father and Wu's mother blushed, looking at each other full of love.

Su Jie took the opportunity to say to Zhou Yan: "Brother Yan, don't look at me as a playboy, but the gene of love is actually flowing in my bones."

His eyes are bright, like the full moon starry sky, deep and distant, attracting people's attention.If it wasn't for the presence of everyone, he really wanted to take off his clothes and have fun.

The atmosphere is cheerful and lively, and the fun lasts until late.

Xie Donghui and Yu Hai drank too much, Su Ma cleaned up the guest room and asked Su Jie and Zhou Yan to help them into the room.

Yu Hai was still thinking about Mama Yu, Su Jie replied: "Don't worry, my aunt and grandma went to bed early."

Before leaving, Su Jie stuffed a bottle of good things in Xie Donghui's hand.It has a lime flavor, and it tastes like taking a bite of mustard. The sourness and stimulation are simply incomparable.

Zhou Yan drank too much and became very clingy, he followed Su Jie wherever he went, and he nodded in approval of what Su Jie said.

Su Jie took off his clothes and wiped his body, couldn't help teasing: "Zhou Yan is a big fool."

"Zhou Yan is a big fool." Zhou Yan agreed obediently.

"Zhou Yan is a strict wife."

"Zhou Yan loves his wife." Zhou Yan replied playfully.

"Yo, are you drunk or not?"

"I am drunk."

"I think you're very smart."

"My wife is the most beautiful."

"It's useless to be sweet, I won't make it tonight."

Su Jie pushed away Zhou Yan's outstretched palm.However, this alcoholic was quite strong, he tightly wrapped his arms around his waist, his collarbone was in his mouth, and licked like a duck's neck, making his heart itchy to kiss him.

In the end, Su Jie's resistance was ineffective, and he was bullied round after round by the drunkard.

The next day, in order to prevent the sharp-eyed Mama Su from seeing his miserable appearance, Su Jie deliberately found a loose down jacket to cover his buttocks to cover up his limping posture.

Zhou Yan followed Su Jie to celebrate the New Year, received red envelopes, and accepted the friendly blessings from relatives of the Su family.

On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, Su's mother stopped Su Jie and said seriously: "Zhou Yan has stayed in our house long enough, you advise him to go back to his hometown to pay New Year's greetings. No matter how wrong your parents are, you can't just ignore them."

"Well, I'm ready, I'll go back with Brother Yan in the afternoon."

"Have you prepared all the things for New Year's greetings? Do you want to drive or fly? Do you have enough alcohol and cigarettes? You also need to prepare more souvenirs. It's not surprising that there are many people." Su Ma carefully asked.

Even though she knew that her son had suffered injustice in Zhou Yan's hometown before, even though she knew that he might be wronged this time, she still told Su Jie to prepare a congratulatory gift and show due sincerity.

"We drive back, and it's easy to bring congratulatory gifts. And now there is less traffic going north, so it's easier to drive on the road."

"En." Su Ma nodded approvingly, patted Su Jie on the shoulder and cheered, "Son, come on, try to bring your son-in-law home as soon as possible."

Su Jie smiled helplessly: "Mom, you must have taken a fancy to Brother Yan's craftsmanship."

"Tsk, if you are half as capable as Zhou Yan, I, your father and Baozi can also enjoy some good food."

"In a normal family, the mother goes to the living room and goes to the kitchen. How can you count on your son?"

"Because we are not an ordinary family. Your mother was in the second class, the second class of the third year."

Su Jie was frozen by Su Ma's cold joke.

It is seven or eight hundred miles from Wenjiang to Zhou Yan's hometown, and it will take more than eight hours if the driving goes well.Su Jie wasn't in a hurry, he switched driving with Zhou Yan along the way, and at night he arrived in Nanjing to rest, wearing a hat and fully armed, he took Zhou Yan to swim along the Qinhuai River.

The Confucius Temple is full of tourists and is very lively.Su Jie wanted to eat cakes when he saw them, and wanted to eat plum blossom cakes when he saw them. In the end, he bought a little of each and threw it to Zhou Yan after he tasted it.

Zhou Yan touched his chubby belly, feeling that his abdominal muscles were about to lose their strength.I also began to understand Zhao Chen's wife was pregnant, but he was as fat as a ball.

There is no way, doting on your wife is an acquired gene.

The two held hands tightly, watched the excitement among the shoulder-to-shoulder crowd, and bought some gadgets.

At the intersection, there was a wandering artist singing Su Jie's new song "Return to People" with an electric guitar.This song was released after Su Jie's popularity plummeted. The ranking data was very low, and there were very few people who sang it.

Su Jie didn't expect to hear someone cover it on the streets of the lively Confucius Temple at the end of the year.The vagabond singer's unique hoarse accent somehow adds a touch of sadness to the song, making the listeners teary-eyed.

"After waiting for a long time, I finally married you in. Passers-by, please ignore the tears on my face. At this moment, I just want to have a dream with my lover..."

At the end of the song, the wandering singer remembered someone, his voice choked up, and he hummed the tune with his head bowed.

Su Jie couldn't hold back, and gently opened Zhou Yan's hand, came uninvited, took the microphone of the wandering singer, put on his hat and opened his mask, and began to sing affectionately.

"I have been waiting for a long time for your horse's hooves. The past is like a big dream. Love and hate are forgotten. I only hope that this time I will not hesitate and hold your hand to go forward together. Even if the road ahead is vast and bleak, Don't waste your time..."

Visitors were quickly attracted by Su Jie's affectionate voice and stopped in twos and threes to listen carefully.Some people picked up their mobile phones to take pictures. Su Jie tried his best to avoid the camera and interacted with the street singer next to him. The two had an impromptu hip-hop dance.

Su Jie had a great time playing, and accidentally dropped the rabbit doll in his pocket on the ground.He hurriedly reached out to pick it up, and after picking it up, he didn't forget to pat the ashes, and smiled obediently at Zhou Yan.His expression is very childlike, which makes people feel sorry for him.

Someone yelled "Su Jie", and the crowd of onlookers began to whisper, and then rushed forward to ask Su Jie for an autograph.

Su Jie stuck out his tongue secretly, and hurried to Zhou Yan's side to seek protection.

Zhou Yan was tall and burly, he stretched out his arms to protect Su Jie from left to right, and hugged him with difficulty to escape from the place of right and wrong.

The two of them didn't dare to stay in public for long, and quickly went back to the hotel.

Later, a video of Su Jie singing in the street while wearing a hat was circulated on the Internet.

The gossip blogger who can't keep up with the hotness of eating shit satirizes Su Jie as a street performer, trying to gain popularity by selling miserables.

Wen Wen took the lead to fight back and said: "You can pull it down, and accumulate more morals during the Chinese New Year, and be careful when you go to the grave and find black smoke from the ancestral grave."

Su Jie didn't want Wen Wen to start a fight with others, so he specially told her to say a few words less, and just regarded this matter as an insignificant episode, and happily went back to his hometown with Zhou Yan.

After Zhou Yan returned from abroad, he bought houses for his parents and sister in the city respectively, leaving the original new town and the clutches of Uncle Zhou's family.

However, during the New Year's Eve, relatives visit each other to pay New Year's greetings, and it is inevitable to discuss the shortcomings of the parents and compare each other.

Uncle Zhou's prodigal son failed to live up to expectations, and all the hush money he collected from Su Jie was squandered.Now he is entangled with Zhou's father's family again, and has been hanging on since the third day of the new year.

Father Zhou and mother Zhou have been dealt with coldly by Zhou Yan for several years because of the breakup agreement. He has long realized his fault, and is determined not to listen to Uncle Zhou's slander, and ignore Uncle Zhou who is sloppy.

Zhou Xiaowei was angry when she heard that her younger brother didn't go home for the New Year, but now Uncle Zhou is being shameless and entangled, she couldn't help scolding: "I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people. My brother is gay and What's the matter? The whole of China knows that he is gay, and the whole of China knows about his affair with Su Jie, do you think you can still threaten us?"